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2014

17

Sep

Charli XCX for Complex of the Day

I’ve been doing this site for a long fucking time and back in 2006, I was featured in Complex magazine as the “Leader of the New”…that’s what they called me…where they basically said that Perez Hilton was the old and I was the new…thanks to my edgy tongued dialog and amazingly accurate portrayal of the female model and celebrity experience…my brutal honesty that doesn’t make me friends or really do any good for society…but that is still on point…rather than suck up flakey bullshit suck posts that Perez was about at the time when he was so relevant and mainstream because the mainstream needed one blog to attach themselves too…all this to say…that was pretty much the fucking peak…but I am still here…and now this Charli XCX is sharing that honor….we are the same – I wonder if that means she will give me a blowjob – since I was there first…

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2014

17

Sep

Hannah Ferguson for GALORE of the Day

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Hannah Ferguson is some Texan model who did Sports Illustrated and who pretty much came out of no where. Now she’s doing a back to school, preview of Halloween, cheerleader in a slasher film styled shoot for my friends and GALORE …a magazine that’s really pushing the limits of fashion magazines…almost merging them with what Playboy was in the 70s…accessible to all…but still featuring stuff I can masturbate to…and the whole thing is kind of genius….at least when they take models who are getting a lot of hype, even if they normally look old and washed up despite just starting out, and transform them into a fantasy…which is really what models are supposed to be…so I approve of whatever is going on here…this is hot.

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2014

17

Sep

Jennifer Lawrence in Shorts of the Day

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Everyone was so upset when Jennifer Lawrence had her phone hacked, something we will never know if it was actually staged as part of a massive PR stunt to get everyone to know who Jennifer Lawrence is, because she’s not marketed heavy enough…or to even rebrand her as a girl who takes tit pics, like every fucking girl in the world….all because she’s America’s sweetheart…quirky and cute and funny and winning awards because she’s managed to make herself out to be seen as some kind of talent….when everyone knows acting is 90 percent your marketing and 10 percent your willingness to be an asshole in front of a group of people for a lot of money without thinking you are an asshole…because they’ve pawned you right…

But the reality is, her tit pics were the best she has ever looked. Her tits were awesome and for once, I could see her as something I wanted to fuck, I could understand the hype around her a little bit and I thought she was more fun than I thought she was…because girls everywhere like to fuck, they like guys jerking off to them, and Jennifer Lawrence is not immune to that…she’s right up in there….

I don’t believe she should feel violated. I do believe she should never wear a shirt again…even if the paparazzi pics of her make her look like the dump I thought she was before seeing her tits.

To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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2014

17

Sep

Samantha Gradoville for Transmission #3 by Dylan Forsber of the Day

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Her name is Samantha Gradoville and she is an American model, unlike the entire Roster of Victoria’s Secret, unless you count Lily Aldridge and the other one who isn’t from Eastern Europe, Northern Europe, Australia or Brazil.

She’s been NAKED FOR FASHION , which is code for she’s got naked for a photographer who had some connections with either a magazine or a client and who would only shoot her if she got naked, because that’s how girls break into the industry and she obviously wants to break into the industry, otherwise she wouldn’t be getting naked in pictures for what I assume is free, because people who get naked in pictures usually do it for money unless of course it’s to get herself to the next level…and in a lot of ways that is commendable because her tits are awesome and she’s putting in the good fight for some good old fashioned american pride….taking back the jobs these companies outsourced….

So now do your part and look at her big tit.

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2014

17

Sep

Emma Stone’s Invisible Legs of the Day

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Do you want to know what I think about Emma Stone? Either do I. My opinion doesn’t matter. No one cares about whether I think she’s overrated or has an annoying mouth or that she doesn’t deserve any of the success she’s seen because I know so many more average looking girls who look better than this average looking girl. I just assume she was thrown down some nerd throat and as nerds do, they obsess over things, thanks to their autism, and in obsessing over things, end up staging weddings with cardboard cutouts or robots they made in their shed that look like their own Emma Stone…

I also think her skinny legs, despite loving skinny legs, are a little too transparent and even discgusting…and that’s why I decided to dedicate a post to them…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

17

Sep

Pamela Dos Santos for S Magazine of the Day

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Her name is Pamela Dos Santos….I’ve never heard of her but she was shot by some photographer named Dennis Stenild For S Magazine….and I guess I don’t really need to hear about her…because there are so many girls out there getting naked and half naked for photographers, brands, fun, themselves, their instagrams, attention, that they all kind of blend into each other…into the great abyss of irrelevant yet still worth looking at naked or half naked because naked or half naked makes them matter enough…even if they remain nameless.

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2014

17

Sep

Sheer Underwear from American Apparel of the Day

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American Apparel may be going through some kind of uprising with the ousting of their leader pervert Dov Charney thanks to him selling his soul to the suits to help finance his venture that made him tons of money and allowed him to afford him the luxury of being a god to these young girls he employed….a god they probably all threw themselves at…all the local cool hipster chicks in every market that he could roll through like his own barn of hot young dirty and edgy pussy willing to ride him….

But they still make sheer panties and celebrate bush. Something I love…and embrace…because when I was a kid…the cool shit was ill fitting gap underwear with the days of the week in the elastic waistband and there was nothing hot about that..except maybe the occasional period stain. Oh high school…

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2014

17

Sep

Miley Cyrus in Concert of the Day

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I don’t know what it is about Miley Cyrus…but for some weird reason…I like when she’s wearing her concert leotards and they are jacked up her vagina. It’s like a spiritual experience filled with some poptart trash trying to navigate her way through this complicated rich girl world…where she exploits the hipsters she reads about on the internet, since she can’t actually integrate with them, seeing as poptart trash that is everything that goes against hipsterism, they hate the like commercializing the artistic form, you know the mainstream and making money off it…when hipsters are supposed to be just be living off their trust fund doing cocaine all night with DJs like a real hipster…not that hipster exists…I mean it’s pretty much coca cola…and I guess that’s why I like all the this Miley girl does…because she’s better at hipster than hipsters…

TO SEE THE REST OF MILEY IN CONCERT CLICK HERE

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2014

17

Sep

Girl Streaker and Other Videos of the Day

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Attempted Robbery Caught on GoPro

Crushed By a Faulty Elevator – WTF….

Police Shoot Out on Video

Wheelbarrow VS Ram

I Think This is Old…but Dude Just Wants to Dance…THE REMIX

Girl Gets Stripped for Being a Homewrecker

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2014

17

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am pretty romantic on TINDER…

But the girls still don’t want to come meet me in back alleys for blowjobs…so I guess I am not Romantic at all..

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Workout Shorts…and the Babes in Them….
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Camille Rowe in Lingerie of the Day
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Ana Braga’s Ass in a Bikini
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14 Pop Culture Neighborhood Watch Signs…
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Nerd Raps in the Hood
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Iggy Azalea’s Sex Tape Will happen
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Warren Buffet is a Ringmaster
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Comedian Tricks People People To Think He’s a Humans of New York Photographer
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Hate Crime Solved by Twitter Star…
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Girls VS Litterbugs
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Mindy Kaling’s Pregnancy Pics
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WATCH GIRLS WHO WANT TO BE WATCHED BUT PRETEND THEY DON’T
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Danny Brown’s New Music Video
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Dogs That Hit Rock Bottom
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How to Make Boobs Look Bigger…
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