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2014

08

Sep

Jennifer Lopez Ass is 100 Years Old of the Day

Jennifer Lopez is 100 years old, and this is her ass in pants that should offend me, because that whole mom dressing like her tween offends me, even though I know they are just craving male attention and male attention craving is something I look for in girls…..it usually gets them more naked and willing to do dirty things – like facials….and anal and all the other stuff they learned in their horrible marriages with either bored husbands or the men they cheated with…

ALl this to say, even at 100, in the right ass lifting pants, this is strangely hot…and I hate J.Lo for making me think that.

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2014

08

Sep

Nicki Minaj Teaches Models How to Anaconda of the Day

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Nicki Minaj historically has the most ghetto fucking instagram. I guess that’s her way of pretending she’s not the whitest motherfucker in the room at every hip hop show, because this whole pretending she’s a black rapper is working for her…white girls fucking love it.

But I’ve been following her for a while, the pics are always shit, the way they use it shit, and I’m like doesn’t she have a team to handle this properly…

I guess she got the message, because during fashion week, she put together this video of models learning her stupid song and dance…and as someone who loves models…I totally approve of this behavior or at least of this kind of viral instagram…it’s her best work..and despite her shitty song…models trying to twerk…is magical…so this is officially the one thing of value Nicki has done in the world…

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2014

08

Sep

Jennifer Lopez Slutty in Elle UK of the Day

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I wonder if J.Lo will ever realize that she’s a bit too old to be spreading her bikini panty ass in magazines…no matter how fit, or how many hispanic people still think she’s the greatest thing to crawl out of the Bronx, or wherever she’s from to achieve international success, in part due to the loyalty of the hispanic community, who accepted her and will never let her die, kind of like what they did with Jesus and the Catholic church…it’s like get over it already you taco eating freaks…the more you encourage it, the weirder it gets…..and I think this ass pic is just out of context and fucking weird…but not as weird as her promo video for her song BOOTY…I mean this is a mom and divorcee…what the hell is going on here…scared to retire and count her money, scared to age, addicted to the positive reinforcement…

Weird…but here she is being the BOTOX MONSTER in Elle UK …

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2014

08

Sep

Kendall Jenner Wears Shorts of the Day

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Kendall Jenner wore shorts her vagina was probably not quite designed for, as it looks like it’s eating them up, in this cameltoe picture….but then you have to remember she is a kardashian, without being a Kardashian genetically, but a Kardashian, because all that is horrible about the Kardashian’s stems from the mom they share…

That said this rocking a cameltoe is probably one of their “etiquette” lessons they learned at the finishing school their mom staged in their garage, because they are classy like that, and more importantly, because the mom knows how to manipulate the media via slut behavior…the cameltoe is so easy to play off as unintentional and just being big vagina-ed in tight shorts….without admitting to jacking that shit up so hard the world knows what’s going on…

Either way, I think it’s cute, but in a rodent in your kids bedroom kind of way, it’s like rid this thing from the world, get it out of my fucking house, even if it’s ok to look at running on its hamster wheel making stupid rodent faces, or in her case, CAMELTOES…at least she makes something…

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2014

08

Sep

Britney Spears Riding Scooters of the Day

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There’s something very freeing and nice about watching this Britney Spears showing off her mental capacity off to the world…you know half retarded thanks to years of medication used to tame her in order to make her family and associates more money than God…just riding her scooter around the street like the handicapped kid you probably tried to have sex with at least once because you know they would never tell on you, that you were doing them a favor, and that they couldn’t run away from you because you took them out of their wheelchair…

It’s like seeing handicapped kids in the park, filled with extreme joy hitting two rocks together…only the washed up popstar version..

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2014

08

Sep

Beyonce Gymnastics of the Day

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Beyonce is on some luxury vacation, because if you listen to her attempt at a rap song, despite being a delusional popstar from the 90s, you’ll know that her an Jay Z are a billion dollars when riding in elevators fighting with family memebers for Jay Z’s philandering, it’s not his fault he’s a music mogul, ways….ways that Beyonce accepts because people like that cheat, and more importantly, because it’s good PR for their tour they are on…

That said…she’s decided to show the world how she can awkwardly do a basic gymnastic move, one you can assume she was in when Blue Ivy was ejaculated inside her, one that reminds me of being at an all inclusive resort and the mom who drank too much decides to bust out the old high school tricks…

Not very hot, but then again, even beyonce at her hottest isn’t hot.

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2014

08

Sep

Rita Ora’s Got Too Much Ass for Her Pants of the Day

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Rita Ora wore this outfit last week, that was far too tight for her chubby body, and I guess the seams gave out because as we know, sweatshop made clothing no matter what the price point, if in a few sizes too small will split…I’ve seen this happen to fat women many times and it is all equally funny, I am just bummed that Rita was on her period and wearing panties, because all I see here is a lost opportunity for a red eye – anus flash..which is really all I am interested in looking at when a girl is in this position…because the anus is the gateway into a woman’s soul…obviously…and the place I don’t mind licking but only because I want my cause of death to be eColi….it’s just makes for a nice obituary “died from eating some poorly wiped girl’s asshole”…

Either way, wardrobe Malfunction – the most PG 13, elementary school, cartoon-like joke- way…

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2014

08

Sep

Magdalena Frackowiak for MIXT(e) Magazine of the Day

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Magdalena Frackowiak is not as amazing as she looks…but you can probably blame her being Eastern European on that, it’s like those girls have no real souls thanks to communism, and are all kind of hookers just about the money, because they grew up waiting in line for toilet paper, that shit can fuck you up…so when you’re lucky enough to escape that hell, without doing mail-order, human trafficking, webcam starring, but instead as a legit model..making 1,000,000 dollars a year from Victoria’s secret alone, your flawed personality doesn’t really matter that much…

These pictures are hardly as exciting as they could be…I mean she’s been nude, and these aren’t nude, and nude may not make the photo, but they make me more interested in the photo…because I am a pervert and that is what fashion means to me.

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2014

08

Sep

Miley Cyrus in Pasties for Instagram of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is doing some fashion week bullshit…and she’s doing it in pasties with what looks like a vile rash…something You are probably used to, since all your girls have dirty fucking rashes…

Her outfit involves playing up her “Rave” culture nonsense…that I’d like to think she knows nothing about because I used to go to raves in the early 90s, they were the only place I was allowed to drink until 10 am, while all these underage assholes on MDMA massaged each other, dressed like clowns, smelling like shit…in an era when these DJs made 100 dollars a night…

But what the fuck do you need to know about rave culture, it’s hardly a culture, and more a place idiots get high dancing to stupid music, whether it’s mainstream and DJS make a 100,000 dollars a night at festivals or not…it just means more idiots..dressed like idiots..being idiots…

What I guess we can learn from this outfit is that there sometimes, breast can be small enough, that pasties are more of a shirt

Proof:

Here’s her ass

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2014

08

Sep

Ashley Judd is Braless at Some Shitty Movie Premiere of the Day

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Ashley Judd must be 100, but as she is trying to prove that you can never be too old to not wear a bra to an event and show off what may or may not be awesome tits in their retirement, or old age, that vagina that was once an it girl in the movies, all grey haired and filled with Alzheimers…forgetful of all the cock it has seen to get to this point here today…

I like to think you can be too old for this kind of behavior, but then I remember a very valauble lesson my grandmother taught me when I was first discovering masturbation…tits are still tits…even when they are no longer nice to look at or touch…you can still manage to figure out how to get off to them…if you’re clever enough…that Grandma…taught me so much…thanks for the memories…

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