2014
05
Sep
Here’s a little Sarah Hyland not looking creepily young, like she normally does, demonstrating on an inflatable exactly how her mentor Sofia Vergara climbed the ranks of immigrant single mom, to rich and famous…with a little grinding her vag on whatever opened doors…
I guess these teen stars are taught things on set that you don’t really learn in regular schools…
Posted in:Sarah Hyland
2014
05
Sep
Cailin Russo is one of those low level LA models who generated some buzz because she was in a Bieber music video thanks to being kind of hooked up in the LA scene thanks to her dad, who is some creeper in a skate punk, warped tour band, who probably knocked up her mom when she was 15 in the tour bus, as these stories go, producing this little nightmare…a little nightmore that’s not as bad as she could be, because at least she’s doing the hipster modeling properly, and by doing hipster modeling properly – I mean getting naked or at least topless – because if you don’t show your tits – it doesn’t matter…and I am pretty sure Cailin’s hustle is to matter as much as she fucking can…
These are from Monster Children – whatever that is…but here’s the Video
CAILIN RUSSO in the MC NOVA from Monster Children on Vimeo.
Posted in:Cailin Russo
2014
05
Sep
Emily Palos is some up and coming model, I’ve never really heard of her, but apparently I am following her on instagram.
I guess I am pretty good at creeping on new talent, finding the hot half naked girls before they really blow the fuck up…You know the amazing girls pushing the boundaries of the instagram terms and conditions with professionally shot pic after pic…getting themselves inst-famous, and thus being seen as insta-relevant, eventually making insta-money….before insta-blocking me for my insta-comments…
Being relevant to the brands and people with the money starts with how many followers you have, and as long as this girl is posing like this, I’ll follow her pretty much anywhere, whether it is a dark alley, home after seeing her in the club, or off a cliff to my death…I get sucked into ass like that…
This shoot is for C-HEADS and I dig it…she’s pretty amazing.
Posted in:Emily Palos
2014
05
Sep
Alessandra Ambrosio is a model.
I like models.
I don’t really know what event she’s attending or leaving, I guess it doesn’t really matter, since I wasn’t invited to it, but more importantly, since she’s busting the fuck out of her top, like she’s rockin’ a pair of model implants, you know the smaller version of pornstar implants…and showing some leg…that since I like models…is pretty fucking distracting from anything else going on…like the fact that under that skirt is a vagina that shat out a couple kids. I try to ignore that…when other good things are going on..
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio
2014
05
Sep
Shay Mitchell is some really famous girl you’ve probably never heard of – because you aren’t 12 or a fan of the show Pretty Little Liars, that I hear a lot about, but that I don’t watch becasue I have absolutely no interest in being polluted by, or seeing what is polluting the minds of the youth…but I am going to assume you’re pervert ass knows every episode by heart, it’s how you seduce the 10-13 year old girls you’re into – I mean puppies and candy in vans is so cliche, you’re more into intellectual conversations on the happenings of this nonsense…
I don’t even have an interest in her greased up tits in a bikini posing with an inflatable, since inflatables are trendy, maybe it’s hormonal, maybe I’m burnt out, maybe it’s boring if there’s no spread asshole like Bar Refaeli, maybe it’s just another overpaid, overrated girl…but she’s still got good tits – so I’ll still post it, even if I don’t care.
Posted in:Shay Mitchell
2014
05
Sep
Rita Ora was at some event…because she’s always at an event. It’s her everyday hustle because the more people see her big tits, the more they will think she actually matters and is an actual talent who deserves everyone’s money and fame and fortune…because she feels like she deserves everyone’s money and fame and fortune…it’s called being an egotistical and entitled cunt…who is talented enough for the execs to shove ideas in her head that she’s more important than she is – because they need to make money when Rihanna’s not touring…and they might as well do it with this one.
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Rita Ora
2014
05
Sep
Lara Stone tried to sue me once, I don’t know if that was just her flirting with me, you know playing hard to get, or maybe she is just a bratty cunt who thinks people who post paparazzi pics of her shitty honeymoon deserve to be punished, since it is her private moment of officially winning at gold digging….
The lawsuit never went anywhere, because her shitty honeymoon pictures she wanted off the site were hardly as interesting as her model pics, that are for the most part topless and busty, and photoshopped and lit proper that make her look like less of a vile hag….and more of a lovely girl you’d masturbate to…like in this Calvin Klein campaign…that’s not all that amazing, but that made her more money than I’m getting for posting it, since Calvin Klien isn’t one of our corporate sponsors…even though they should be….
Here’s a Commercial….
Here’s another Commercial….
Posted in:Lara Stone
2014
05
Sep
Here’s a little / big and muscular possibly scary and married to the lamest effeminate motherfucker Jessica Biel in bed to inspire you to LAST LONGER IN BED …because when you see girls in bed, whether they are famous or not, you should want to make that moment last as long as you can, especially since it never really happens for you…seeing as you’re a socially awkward creep, but I guess you could still get that last longer in bed spray HERE to make your premature ejaculation masturbation better…whether looking at Jessica Biel in Yahoo! photoshoots or whatever other weird fetish shit you’re into..
Posted in:Jessica Biel
2014
05
Sep
Aubrey O’Day was once a pig getting violated by the black billionaire rappers who gave her a chance on their TV show…a pig who slowly got fatter and fatter until no one cared about her anymore…not that the black billionaire rapper ever did…but she probably liked to think he did…because it made her feel better about herself….and her sleeping with the boss.
But she’s gone back to white, she’s got fit, and things are turning around for her.
I’m not one of the anti-black guys on white girls, I actually encourage it, because it pisses white guys off so much, but I am just saying that she’s lookin’ amazing…at least from this angle…but then again, who doesn’t look good at this angle…
Posted in:Aubrey O'Day
2014
05
Sep
Anna Ewers, not to be confused with Hannah Sewers, a bitch I once fucked who had a pussy that smelled like raw sewage, thanks to bad hygiene, an infection and what possibly was a ruptured large intestine from an insertion injury that lead to shit in the cunt….
I made that story up, but this Anna Ewers who rhymes with Sewers and sewers smell like shit…and the last thing I want to think about when I see a hot topless model…who isn’t as topless as she has been in the past… HERE
She should change her name to Anna Sunshine of my Life…or something with a little less EW and a lot more romance…
Posted in:Anna Ewers
