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2014

25

Aug

Elsa Hosk for Marie Claire Italy of the Day

Elsa Hosk is pretty much the single most important model ever…at least that’s probably what she likes to think about herself, because she’s signed with Victoria’s Secret and big brands and people want to work with her, and no model likes to think they are useless, or that modelling is dumb when thousands and thousands of dollars are being thrown at her to just stand around and let people take pics of her and praise her…I mean she probably doesn’t think she’s changed, and that she’s just like her IKEA and VOLVO working…meatball eating friends…back in Sweden…

But what do I know, Elsa Hosk doesn’t answer my calls, and even if she’s a bitching, snappy, annoying, egotistical, princess cunt…I approve and will carry her purse on set because she’s fantastic to look at – and in this horrible world…good looks are more important than good personality, because no one I’ve ever met has a good personality…so let’s stick with looks.

Again, Like all Models BETTER NAKED

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2014

25

Aug

Sarah Hyland and The Emmy Awards are Happening of the Day


I boycott any and all award shows, only because I feel like all these motherfuckers have already won at life and most of these motherfuckers are undeserving of winning at anything. I find it pretty obnoxious to award each other on your commercial shit work, like the award matters, because idiots at home who are so far removed from the Emmy Awards think this a totally legit judging system, that isn’t paid off by the people who made the shows…from my understanding hollywood is really run by a half dozen people, meaning the people really making money off this publicity stunt, make money no matter who wins…it’s just a good way to keep actors thinking what they do is actually important and not a joke…feed the dancing monkeys ego and the Dancing monkey will keep king his dancing monkey trips, because you know, just being nominated is more than they could ever imagine…bullshit.

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How About Some Taryn Manning…for Old Times…and Memories of when she fucking hated me and blocked me off social media pre-getting on TV….Old as fuck..

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Posted in:Emmy's

2014

25

Aug

Anja Rubik is in Underwear for Mango of the Day

Anja Rubik is some underwear model…I mean I doubt she’d want to be referred to as just some underwear model. She’s booked Victoria’s Secret and that’s some major campaign, that she probably likes to think makes her more important because it pays a lot of fucking money, and I guess it kind of does because when you get paid by those assholes and sign your life away, along with being prostituted to A-Listers who also get a certain level of fame…but to me…and based on these pics she’s just some underwear model.

I prefer her Her fashion nudity…it’s a better hustle…but then again, I fucking hate any and all lingerie catalog pics…because besides a half naked girl…shit is a fail…but I guess the half naked girl makes it tolerable…like all things…even prison…if you’re not the one pretending to be the half naked girl…

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2014

25

Aug

Maria Sharapova for The Edit of the Day

Maria Sharapova is what I like to think was at one point in her career the porn star of tennis, mainly because she would flash her fit ass in a little skirt like she was the Coppertone baby pin-up girl, grunting…and squealing…and sounding like she’s getting slammed harder than my neighbour when he fucks hookers with various household objects…that’s why I love tennis so much, not for it’s pompous classy….high society…white collar bullshit, but because it is perverted…

That said, she’s old now, she’s not that hot, she’s in the candy business, and now she’s fashion modelling…for tennis perverts like me…and all I have to say is not enough crotchless…in her outfits, but that’s always the case.

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2014

25

Aug

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Vagina Flash of the Day

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace is the kind of low level socialite train wreck who is well into her 30s and not entirely cute in her drunken club event party slut hustle…she’s a bit of a depressing train wreck you want to feel sorry for when you find her passed out in the backseat of the towncar you’ve been hired to drive….before fingering her, because girls like her don’t wear panties, panties ruin vagina flashing photo opportunities…

But what I do like about her is that in giving a fuck and wanting celebrity so bad…she’s failed so much that she doesn’t seem to care anymore…and this pussy flash may not be intentional for attention at all, but rather just because she’s broken, but then again all girls who want to be famous are broken, and there’s something pretty magical about that….something I call Labia.

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2014

25

Aug

Nadine Leopold In Shitty Lingerie Pics for Urban Outfitters of the Day

Nadine Leopold is some Austrian model, like Hitler, only probably more into killing fat girl self esteem with her celebrated skinny body, than killing Jewish people.

You know all about the unrealistic body image and getting paid for it, instead of being about an aryan race and killing people off to make that Aryan race….but I guess being an elitist, top tier woman who I’ve never heard of, but who I assume only dates billionaires and good looking people, sticking with the 1 on yachts because they are the top echelon , and having no interaction with common normal people because they aren’t allowed in the VIP room, is kind of that utopian blonde and blue eyed state…

Yes I compared underwear modelling for Urban Outfitters…to Nazi Germany.

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2014

25

Aug

Taylor Swift’s Realizes She Has Legs… and the VMAs Happened of the Day

I don’t watch the VMAs. I don’t participate in the VMAs. It is the most horrible kind of celebration or event that exists. Giving novelty awards for a giant Ad deal to idiots who feel like winning them is an accomplishment they can be honored for, when all I see is everything that is wrong with our world, the younger generation…and you….

It is the kind of event that I encourage any gangster related shootings to take place at. Any terrorist attack, because sometimes, horrible people must be stopped…

That said, here are some of the babes in attendance…like Taylor Swift, pretty much realizing that she’s got great legs and that she doesn’t need pants, since pants get in the way of Karlie KLoss climbing up inside her broken soul via her vagina.

Chantal Iman’s a Model who may or may not be pregnant, have a gut or more importantly, be popping her booty like she’s not a skinny and frail black girl..staight from the save a child in Africa infomercial.

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Iggy Azalea’s Big Round Ass is only offensive because of her waist to hip ratio.

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Amber Rose Mesh Outfit…Like All New Moms Should be Wearing. I’m pretty sure Rose McGowan did this a few years ago, only far more impressive….because I guess Hip Hop’s going more goth now…

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Sarah Hyland Popped Her Booty and Arched That Back the Way Sofia Vergara was Taught when she was a porn model…

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Katy Perry and Riff Raff did the Britney and Justin VMA Outfit – Because they Are Jokers…Good Play…

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A Little Arianne Grande Poppin Her Hip…Like She Was Riding Her Black Boyfriend

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The Highlight – Was Rita Ora’s Huge TIts – Braless – Doing her Best Rihanna

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Posted in:VMA

2014

25

Aug

Willa Holland’s Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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Willa Holland is some tween from the OC…that was a decade or two ago and she’s pretty alright in her pretty low level bikini pics for social media…but maybe I just like her half naked gangster pose…it reminds me of Suge Knight like some 90s rap act, half naked…but not shot 6 times…after a Chris Brown party.

I am really not all that excited by any of this nonsense…because if you leave your house, and I don’t, you will see hot, half naked, breast implanted amazing girls with great bodies – doing all kinds of everyday stuff who are actually a lot more interesting than any self involved cunt who wants so desperately to be in a movie. In front of the camera, but not the kind of famous you find in a bar at 3 am, drunk and ready for her big break…the other kind of famous where she’s probably gonna never give you the time of day.

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2014

25

Aug

Micaela Schafer Nude Ice Bucket Challenge and Other Videos of the Day

Random Nude Guy Walking Down the Street

Russian Cab Driver of the Day

Subway Creeper

Teacher Catches Everything on Fire

Homelesss Man on the Train

Boater of the Day

Big Girl Does Ice Bucket Challenge

Dog Helps Carry Groceries..

Posted in:Videos

2014

25

Aug

Selena Gomez Titties in a Black Dress Get Lunch of the Day

The Selena Gomez titty debate continues…does she have implants, does she not have implants, does it matter since everyone has implants, do you care, do I care, does anyone care…maybe we should be focused on the fact that she’s a bloated little chipmunk who isn’t really showing her tits in ways she is meant to show her tits, in an era where everyone shows their tits, because she’ gets the business she is in and knows the hustle and that there is a price on everything including but not limited to her first official titty pics…or titty scene…she’s not going to Miley this and use the tits for a rebrand, save those for monetary gain, because above all…these celebrities love fucking money…

We should be more concerned with her fake lips because lips is where blowjobs happen.

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