This is pretty much the Best Twerk Video of the Day
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2014
15
Aug
Best Twerk Video of the Day
2014
15
Aug
Tara Reid’s Bikini Pics of the Day
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…The sick thing in all this Tara Reid has is a living corpse, something that is trendy in this Zombie obsessed era, is that I still think she’s hot…her Breast Implants, the same ones that humiliated her enough to throw her into her perpetual spring break until “Sharknado” happened because she was out of money, and more importantly out of relevance, and clubs were no longer willing to comp her drinks, because being the girl in American Pie is fun and all, but not when no one gives a fuck and it just ends up costing money trying to fuel her booze soaked life…
I wish this was the opening scene to the sex tape….and I’ve never liked early stages of menopause porn…
I guess with Tara Reid, I’m just nostalgic, or drawn to her crackhead, weak looking, distended belly like this was a “for a price of a cup of coffee per day, you can feed this bitch, because she’s more into ripping lines”…
I’m in love.
Posted in:Tara Reid
2014
15
Aug
Annika Stenvall by Jens Stoltze for S Magazine of the Day
Her name is Annika Stenvall. She is being shot by JENS STOLTZE , the editor of S MAGAZINE ….and with all great fashion publications, there is some amazing nudity, featuring both nipple and model bush, because model bush is one of the greatest things to happen in the Fashion nudity world, because I’ve been a massive advocate of Bush for as long as I can remember, I think it adds an element of surprise, like a Christmas gift nicely wrapped…I think it hides an element of what may not be the hottest of labia or clit…sticking it’s tongue out at me…I think it allows for an element of customization and personal style…and most importantly, it’s great to cum all over…
Now…there are still girls who aren’t growing out their bushes. There are still people who think bush is gross. There are still people who are brainwashed by porn and the Kardashians, even though porn has brought bush back…because bush just looks better…
Hair is not a crime…and either is Annika…amazing in this magazine…so hot that she should be illegal…
SOURCE S MAGAZINE
Posted in:Annika Stenvall
2014
15
Aug
Willa Holland Bikini Ass for Instagram of the Day
Willa Holland was in the O.C. It was a show we’d watch because we’d go drinking at some college bar on Thursday nights, which is what I remember being the night the show was on, and we’d fuck girls based on the O.C. knowledge alone…like “did you watch tonight’s O.C., OMG, I can’t even”….and for some reason they didn’t find it weird we were 40 year olds watching the O.C….but instead were sucking our dicks in their dorms…well that happened once…but still a good enough success rate for me…
Either way, I had a friend who was in on that bullshit with me, and he obsessed with Willa Holland, and I am guessing that was around 10 years ago, and she’s 23 now…so she was obviously young as fuck then…that friend is clearly now a father of 2 soon to be 13 year olds, it’ll be interesting to see how their birthday pool parties pan out…
I forgot she existed, the world clearly hasn’t…and here’s some of her in a bikini for instagram…a good way to be reminded.
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2014
15
Aug
Alessandra Ambrosio Still Bikinis of the Day
It turns out that when I see Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini, alone on the beach, showcasing her multi million dollar ass, that is designed or at least hired to do this by professional companies who know far more than us about what a bikini is supposed to look like on a girl…she’s amazing..
It’s when the kids and husband get thrown in where I get confused, not because I hate seeing babes happy with other men, it’s that I start thinking about how mangled her vagina is and that fucks everything up…
But when I don’t mention the kids, I don’t think about the mangled vag, and I take in the bikini like it is art…
Unfortunately, I mentioned the mangled vag, and now even in pics where there’s no evidence of mangled vag…all I’m thinking is mangled vag.
I really fucked this one up…
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio
2014
15
Aug
Rosalind Lipsett is Hotter than Nina Agdal of the Day
You may or may not remember Irish bikini model ROSALIND LIPSETT , because she’s not in Sports Illustrated, but she is reminding us that not only should she be in Sports Illustrated, but that she’s far better looking in everyday life that Nina Agdal and her big corky retard face..
I know, I’m a Nina Agdal hater…I find her so overrated, and just product of Sports Illustrated, confusing people into thinking that she’s hotter than she is…
But there are so many hotter girls out there…that should be in her place…There’s not rhyme or reason why some people are stars, while more talented people aren’t…oh right there is…it’s all based on who you fuck…
All this to say, ROSALIND LIPSETT ….let’s see more of you…
Posted in:Rosalind Lipsett
2014
15
Aug
Laura Cremaschi Instagram Round Up of the Day
These Miami fame whores are hilarious…and for some reason, they all come from Italy.
It’s like all the fame whores in Italy gather around a plate of Pasta and Pizza after an olive oil wrestling match for a bunch of guys in the Mafia driving Ferraris and plot how to take over the American Paparazzi and collectively come up with BIKINI…such a complicated thing that fucking works.
Yet, American Fame whores haven’t been able to figure out the process, reminding us all that Americans are lazy as fuck and that the rest of the world, will take over…if our Fame whores don’t start strategizing better…
Because I use instagram, I know the Amarican fame whores exist…I just don’t see them getting chased by the paparazzi..
I guess Italy won this round…they can thank this girl’s hot ass…
Posted in:Laura Cremaschi
2014
15
Aug
Lara Stone and Other Models Topless in the Black Keys New Video of the Day
Lara Stone is a model who tried to sue me for posting pics of her honeymoon to some comedian/ comedy actor who had what I think may have been an HBO show in AMerica, because he was just that funny….
I found the whole “invasion of privacy” charge a little extreme, considering she’s a model who gets naked for money and who you can find naked all over the internet…and I guess in music videos like this one for The Black Keys…
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2014
15
Aug
Lindsay Lohan Selfie of the Day
Lindsay Lohan posted this selfie where she’s in some weird bra like top, hopefully with more support than her recent bikini top, that showcased how the elasticity in her skin, due to malnourishment and a possible terminal illness or just heroin addiction, can barely support the weight of her implants, thanks to there being no fat left to hold them in place…just a distended stomach that Lohan is hiding because she doesn’t want pregnancy rumours circulating, even though anyone with a brain would assume that Lohan hasn’t had her period in a few years due to the whole dying thing…
The sick thing in all this is that I still think she’s hot…and I wish this was the opening scene to the sex tape.
Posted in:Lindsay Lohan
2014
15
Aug
Elsa Hosk Not Wearing Lingerie of the Day
Elsa Hosk is a Swedish lingerie model, she’s even signed a contract with Victoria’s Secret which I guess makes her LEGIT, because where else are lingerie models to go…and what else are lingerie models to do. Vitoria’s Secret is like the top of the food chain for ego…and I guess career…
It turns out when she’s not wearing lingerie, like in these pics for some obscure magazine, she’s not quite as interesting..
In fact, even her lingerie work sucks compared to when she gets naked as a model HERE and HERE and HERE
Meaning she’s totally going the wrong direction with her career…it’s more and more clothed doesn’t really speak to my boner….
TO SEE HER WEARING LINGERIE CLICK HERE
Posted in:Elsa Hosk