2014
14
Aug
This is amazing. Probably some of Jessica Alba’s best work. Far better than the time she was on all fours in a bikini pre babies. Far better than her birthing a bunch of kids….this is just her VS the wind…
The wind is my second favorite element from nature to do pervert shit, flash rainstorms on girls in white shirts being my my first….
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Jessica Alba
2014
14
Aug
I don’t know if this is a Miley loves attention so she gets wild and crazy with “it” girls for publicity…or maybe it is a Miley Cyrus loves sticking her tongue out and simulating lesbian sex – since everyone is bisexual and she is just doing her…in a public forum…
Or if this is a Cara Delevingne has mastered socializing, and has managed to go straight to the VIP room with her rich friends, to hanging with celebrities and actresses and models, in turn making her a celebrity of her own..getting her richer and richer than ever…
She’s quirky and fun, and out there, and these boring robots who are actually famous like being around someone with that kind of energy…enough to lick their mouths.
It’s all a fucking scam…
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2014
14
Aug
Sveva Alviti is some Italian chick in Miami with all the other Italian chicks in Miami, doing the whole bikini beach thing for the paparazzi because getting into the media makes them feel like they are fucking the system, or important, since the paparazzi back home doesn’t give a fuck about them, or if they do, it’s not quite as luxurious as being in the American media. It’s just such a bigger market..
The shirt shot way to get noticed is to do it topless…it’s the Euro way…and I am all about the nice small tits…even when they are irrelevant…
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Posted in:Sveva Alviti
2014
14
Aug
I hate to admit this, because I have spent at least 3 years hating on Aubrey O’Day for being a useless, fat, annoying pile of hip hop market shit that even the hip hop market doesn’t want.
So she decided to hit the gym and move away from that, you know to forget the black rapper boyfriends that loved her dumpy white girl ass, and move onto some white dude all while trying to go pop…
Making her sloppy disgusting body – almost amazing.
I mean I don’t even know what I am looking at here, but I like it more than I should because it is Aubrey O’Day and this is against my everything.
Posted in:Aubrey O'Day
2014
14
Aug
Toni Garrn is a model who smells like Leonardo Dicaprio, but probably not his semen, because I’ve heard he’s gay, but maybe his feces, because feces happen when getting fucked up the ass with a strap on.
It’s very possible that he isn’t gay. People are haters, not that being gay is a thing to be hated for. Who cares what he fucks, other than his millions of women fans who like to think they have a shot with him when masturbating to Romeo and Juliette or Titanic…a cord he would hate to lose by coming out…
It is also possible that he really likes being surrounded by models, and that he’s not overcompensating.
I just find it questionable, since the models he dates, all work for the same company and girls, especially models who are celebrated, generally don’t like sharing the same dude…unless it is a contractual obligation.
Either way, she’s in Harper’s looking’ all long necked and ok for a German girl…because when I think of German girls…I think anal rape, but not because like it, but because Holga likes having her way with men at the sex club she normally gets paid to shit on people at…cuz she’s the one with the biggest appetite.
Posted in:Toni Garrn
2014
14
Aug
Two kids. Happily married. Sounds fucking boring to me. More importantly. They seriously ruin a good bikini pic. It’s like I know she, along with Snooki – lose their tampons when not wearing panties to hold them in place. …you know some stretched out vagina shit that her amazing fucking body doesn’t really override…when all her pictures involve how in love and happy her family is.
There needs to be a clause in every bikini model’s contract that if they ever have kids, even though they shouldn’t until they retire, they can’t post pics of their kids or husbands or boyfriends on the internet – it fucks with the dudes trying to fantasize about them – because they have a wife of their own, they don’t need to jerk off to some other asshole’s wife or mom…she’s gotta pretend that it didn’t happen and doesn’t exist. It’s her job and why she gets paid.
Let’s stick to the half nakedness. I can’t imagine anyone wants to see this shit. Not wife’s because they will resent her body. Not husbands because we don’t like moms and kids.
TO SEE THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio
2014
14
Aug
Hanne Gaby Odiele is a 26 year old model – she is from Belgium and she is showing her tit in an ad heavy magazine owned by the Hearst Corporation because tits in fashion magazines are marketable – but tits on smutty websites are considered porn.
I am still trying to figure out who decides what tit is fashion and what tit is porn, when really no tit should be porn, it’s not like tit is the same as penetrative sex videos staring two massive cock and one girl with broken down daddy issues…
It is this big mystery to me. Why can Hanne Gaby Odiele be sponsored by the LVMH Group of luxury…while some random trick topless is frowned upon.
The world of advertising makes no sense to me, but I think it’s like a roller coaster if your tits are on someone over 5 foot 9 with a 24 waist it’s cool, cuz you’re no longer a woman anymore – but rather some kind of creature…sent to wear expensive clothing or not – depending on the photographer’s vision…
And what it comes down to is that I still see nipples, and nipples are all that matter.
Posted in:Hanne Gaby Odiele
2014
14
Aug
I have a feeling that this is a picture of Selena Gomez “taking a shit” selfie. Which in case you didn’t know is the least sexy kind of selfie a girl can take, because no one want your 5 minutes you take to style your self shot bullshit, because you are an egotistical cunt to be while shitting. Most of us still don’t want to admit girls shit…even though We’ve all seen it.
I am not too sure what LUPUS, a disease she has, does to her shitting. I just know that she posted that she worked out twice earlier in the day and was craving fast food or something along those fat girl guidelines…that leads to nasty shits…and I guess this is the after effect….while reading tweets…something 90 percent of people into shitting with their phones do…when they aren’t taking SELFIES…
Posted in:Selena Gomez
2014
14
Aug
She also has slaves. She’s South African, that’s kinda what those racists do, especially when they own farms and her family owns farms. It’s not anyone’s fault, it is just historical fact we can’t deny. Just like how the AIDS rate in South Africa is high enough to make you probably consider using a condom with someone like Candice Swanepoel, if you had any control of your penis provided you ever got close enough to Candice Swanepoel. It would be more of a “let’s risk this and hope she gets pregnant, is religious, pro life and stuck to me forever, I could use the monthly stipend”…you would just need to tolerate her awful, abrasive, trashier than Australian accent, which I could easily do.
TO SEE HER BEHIND THE SCENES ON SET IN LINGERIE CLICK HERE
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel
2014
14
Aug
Natasha Poly is a hot Russian…and she’s in Harper’s Bazaar. The pics aren’t scandalous, they don’t showcase her awesome tits that you’ve seen HERE and HERE
I guess the only tragedy in the whole thing is that she’s not a Russian cam girl like you probably wish she was, because from what I’ve been told some cam girls will go as far as to shit on the floor for you – if you offer them like 100 bucks…it is more than their Russian family makes in a month working hard labor…
While Natasha Poly, despite having that upbringing, is probably over 10k a day with no shitting – because models don’t eat.
It’s not because she doesn’t want to and isn’t naughty like that but it is because she’s got no shit to shit….
Posted in:Natasha Poly
