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2014

18

Aug

Angie Harmon Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

I recognize the name Angie Harmon…but I can’t really place her, I guess this is what google is for, No wonder they control the fucking world, they are so fucking convenient with all the facts they provide…

It turns out that she’s from Baywatch and the more prestigious Baywatch Nights. She was discovered by David Hasselhoff when he was creeping on her on a plane in the 90s. She’s in her 40s…and I guess felt it was time to revisit her bikini – by doing this self shot bikini shoot – that says “hey, like Carmen Electra, I still got it”…whether it’s thanks to science, medical procedures, or not – who really cares…right..

The most interesting fact about her is that she’s a “devout christian”…which makes me question all the dudes she tempted when on Baywatch..you know all the dudes who masturabated to her, and who are probably still masturbating to her, because it was an era before the internet porn, when you had to resort to late night bikini shows to get off…all stripping down again, this time for herself…weird.

Maybe it’s just a midlife crisis, you know, since she’s old.

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2014

18

Aug

Emily Ratajkowski for Yamamay Lingerie of the Day

I make fun of Emily Ratajkowski because I am an asshole, but also because I don’t like that she got too famous for being topless model to answer my emails. I take things personally like that, but these eager to be famous girls are pretty much all the same, and when fame finally hits, they stop emailing you pictures from various photoshoots they want you to promote for them…

In fact, they don’t ever acknowledge you ever again, because they are busy and got what they wanted out of you, which is very low level marketing, since 3-4 people actually read the site…

I will say, that there is no glory in being the second person to ever post Em Rat Cow pics early on in her career….in fact it doesn’t accomplish anything for your soul, bank account or penis.

That said, I do need to give Emily Ratajkowski props where props are deserved, and that is that as a young girl with huge boobs on a skinny frame, willing to get topless, she’s managed to really build a career she otherwise would never have had…giving hope to young girls every where that getting naked pays off if you’re smart about it.

So for that, I don’t resent Em Rat Cow…or her bird-like, debatably overrated face that I would have assumed would fade into obscurity but that just booked an new movie…she’s famous.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2014

18

Aug

Nina Agdal Does Vegas Bikini Parties of the Day

What the fuck is going on with her face..this is Nina Agdal, a model for Sports Illustrated who has a lot more fame that she probably deserves, at least based on her face alone, because proven in the above picture she’s more handicapped looking than Brooklyn Decker…it’ like they were from the same retard home and SI needed to pass the torch to some special needs people to keep their magazine politically correct…

But I guess when you put her whole body into frame, and into perspective, everything seems a lot more interesting and the whole bikini model thing makes sense..it’s not about the face, it’s about the body and maybe in all her water head glory, she’s just got bad make-up on…I mean it’s some cheesy vegas event, you might as well cheese it up to fit in….

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2014

18

Aug

Selena Gomez Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

Selena Gomez jumped on the Ice Bucket challenge, something that everyone is hating on because it really is a pretty dumb idea, but that I am defending because I know people who have died from ALS and the stupid stunt, calling out other people to get involved, is actually really spreading the world about the whole thing, and in turn bringing in awareness and money, even if it’s a stupid bandwagon idea…that really isn’t a bandwagon idea, because you are supposed to be called out to do it – so some asshole is roping you in like it was a chain letter of the 80s.

I guess I’m just not mad about it, because I am a pervert and like seeing girls getting wet, even Selena Gomez.

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2014

18

Aug

Fat and Extremely Lazy BART Employee and Other Videos of the Day

Shit Quality Drunk Girl on Beach Escaping Cop

I have no hope for this kid…

Disabled Man Vs Bus He’s Trying to Get On

Some Pretty Crazy Road Rage…

Asshole Texter of the Day

Naked for Tigers

Asshole Skateboard Teen beating up Park Ranger in Philly of the Day

Drunk Drivers – I Assume in Canada of the Day

Asshole Puts Firecracker in his Pocket for 20 dollars

Woman Strips After Being Ignored By Her Husband

Jets Fan Punches Girl in the Face

Posted in:Videos

2014

18

Aug

Lily Allen’s Nipple Makes Me Want to Throw Up of the Day

I think it is safe to say…some nipples should not be freed. Lock those fuckers up like the criminals that they are, breaking the law and polluting the world with violence and injustice……you know, in the fucking basement or in solitary confinement so that no one sees them, except maybe the gold digger willing to delve into her twat to knock it up, because good life is better than working life…

I think it is also safe to say, she’s doing this on purpose.


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2014

18

Aug

Michelle Rodriguez is Fun of the Day

I am not a psychologist, and I really don’t even know anything about Michelle Rodriguez, other than I thought she was a lesbian with Cara Delevingne, something that could have just been for publicity, all acting in love and inseparable, until being separated…. what the fuck do I know, I don’t leave my house or know these people…and then she wasn’t a lesbian…because she was on a boat with Zac Effron, who I assume was gay, because he’s gotta be gay…which I guess means they are fucking, because when people are on boats together, especially massive yachts with 20 other people, they are always fucking…

And now she’s just taking in being watched on instagram by doing all kinds of crazy…like riding the baggage carousel at the airport…posting quotes like “I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions, or unnecessary conversations”…we call that being broken up after realizing she’s been used…and a little parkour because the one thing I do know about Michelle Rodriguez, one thing for sure, it’s that she’s very ape-like…

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2014

18

Aug

Jessica Alba’s First Pitch of the Day

I think the highlight of this video is when the white girl wasted, who sounds like a whining valley girl says “She’s So Cute I Love Her, Like OHMIGAWWWWWD, I Can’t Even, I mean I literally Can’t”…where they go on to discuss who she is married to, Cash Warren, a behind the scenes guy no one should be aware exists because it’s useless information unless you are doing business with Alba/using her name to make everyone stupid money…reminding me that young people have no idea what’s up or what’s important.

That said…if baseball pitches are your fetish…love this.

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2014

18

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The interesting thing about not leaving your house, is how little happens when sitting on your couch, in your own filth.

Apparently, Iggy Azalea and Jessie Andrews were in Montreal, along with a bunch of other babes, and not one of them called me up to hang…I am not relevant. In fact, both of those girls have blocked me on all social media, because I guess they don’t get my jokes…

But if I left my house, it would have been a great opportunity, to figure out a clever way to troll them, whether through egging, or just hiding in their hotel room snapping pics…like they were Erin Andrews…totally in on it…

The good news is that even if they did hit me up to hang, I wouldn’t have done it, because it would go against my life mission of not leaving my house….it’s awful here, but way more awful out there.

That said, Here are some morning links…

10 Dicks on the Local News
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Girls in White Shorts
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Justin Timberlake Called Madonna his Nigga
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National Guard Being Sent to Missouri
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Jessica Alba Panty Flash
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Kendall Jenner’s Damage Control – Tipping 150 on a 550 meal to Make Up for Cunt Behavior
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Jennifer Lawrence is Banging Chris Martin
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Mila Kunis is Really Over the Whole Pregnancy Thing
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Smart Cat Uses Water Cooler
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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Britney Spears Lip Syncing
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Britney and a Tennis Racket
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COUGARS ARE SUCH SLUTS AND WE LOVE SLUTS
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How Optical Illusions Trick Your Brain
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Some Ed Sheeran Rick Ross Remix
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6 Products Designed for Girls
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Gene Simmons Apologizes for Telling Depressed People to Kill Themselves
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2014

15

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

A friend of mine fell in love with a girl, so he did the normal thing and followed her home after, only to text me wondering how to seduce her without coming across as weird, so I told him the best way to seduce a girl who doesn’t want to be seduced is to jerk off on her toilet paper and hope she has to pee before your sperm dies…that she will be yours forever….

I am full of good relationship advice…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence are Doing It…
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It is Bikini Season….
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Male Make-Up Transformation Parody
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Poppy Delevingne Bikini
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Top 10 Brooke Burke
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Bieber and Selena Are Together Again – Because It’s Good for PR
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Michael Brown Robbing a Convenience Store Before Getting Shot
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Alice Eve – Topless GIF
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Krystle Lina is a Slut
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Haley Joel Osment Cleavage
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Jessica Alba’s Lesbian Reunion
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Jessica Alba – Lesbian Kiss
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Stealing Car Tires Pranks
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The Best Jennifer Lawrence GIFs
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Andrew Keegan Started His Out Religion
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Lady Gaga Pisses Off Japan
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Anne Heche Lives
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The Girl from Chasing Amy Lives…
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Statues Taking Selfies….
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The 30 Hottest Sports Illustrated Models Celebrating 60 Years of Sports Illustrated
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Los Angeles Dies After Clash With Police.
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Aubrey in One Piece…
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Sofia Vergara in Red
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Sharon Stone and Sofia Veragara Slutty in Some Movie
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Cara Delevingne Dressed Like Pizza
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Cara Delevingne in a Bikini
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Kendra Wilkinson’s a Top…
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Taylor Swift is My Kind of Lesbian
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Kate Mara’s a Slut….
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This Woman Attempted To Poison Her Roommates After They Caught Her Having Sex With Their Dogs
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Jess Greenberg Covers Metallica….
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25 Most Ball to the Face GIF…
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15 Hilarious Notes Left on Strangers Windshields…
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Banksy Does New York – Documentary
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Mellisa Clarke Tits…
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Jessica Alba HUGE Cleavage
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Zoe Saldana’s Baby Daddy is a Super Fan
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Singer Nadeea Volianova Shows Bush
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Lea Michele Armpit
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Tallulah WIllis – is in Rehab
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10 Dicks on Local News
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Elsa Hosk Victoria’s Secret Catalog
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Jessica Alba’s Panty Flash
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Rockstars Playign Slugs
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Apple CEO Calls Out Dr Dre for Ice Bucket Challenge
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Ali Larter Beach Fail
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Bar Refaeli in a Bikini
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Alyssa Arce for YUME
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Woman Filed Lawsuit Against Beyonce
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10 Ridiculous Pick Up Lines…
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The Best Tennis Player
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Sexy Boxer Stacey Poole….
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Bath Time!
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A Couple Nice Girls on Cam
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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Topless DJ of the Day
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Rooftop Skinny Dipping
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Rosanna Arquette Naked
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COUGARS ARE SUCH SLUTS AND WE LOVE SLUTS
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Biggest Boobs EVER
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The Farter Starter
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Crackhead Losing her Shit on the Bus
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MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT – IT’S EASY – THEY WILL LOVE YOU FOR IT LOVE IT
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Pervert Doctor Demonstrates Surgery With Naked Girl
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The Biggest Labi in the Game
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The Man Who Sets Himself on Fire at the Gas Station
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Tree Fucker at the Rave
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Page 3 Girls
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Penthouse Girls Do Came and They Are Amazing
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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