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2014

01

Aug

Kat Dennings Sharing a Strawberry of the Day

Chubby Kat Dennings is showing off her lesbian romance, because everyone is a lesbian these days, I blame the hormones in the food, and hardcore porn for turning girls off of dick, not that I care if girls are lesbians anymore, because lesbians today are actually a lot more fun than lesbians of the past, when being a lesbian was frowned upon and not seen as some awesome alternative lifestyle, where girls can talk about eating pussy with dudes and then collectively go gang bang a chick…

What is comes down to is that almost everyone eats pussy.

It’s just a different era in sex and sexuality, where Lesbianism is hardly as militant, sure they still like hardware stores but the are hardly as angry… even if they hate me, I don’t hate all of them…I just hate that they don’t believe my little penis is actually a clit…it makes eating them out a pain in the ass…

All this to say, I prefer when she was releasing nudes to the internet for attention…not sharing strawberries…so homo.

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2014

01

Aug

Rhiannon Tragear-Ragg Black and White Lingerie Shoot of the Day

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Rihannon Tragear-Ragg unlike most rags you may know, is not covered in blood, or feces or even semen from all your masturbating, but rather she is covered in perfection…at least in these pics by PETER COULSON that you may want to cover in semen…and feces…and blood…because you’re a fucking weirdo and when you see an amazing looking girl, even a horrible Australian girl, because all Australians, despite being hot, are trashy, that’s what it makes you want to do..

I don’t know what lingerie company this is for, but this is how lingerie should be marketed…and no, I’m not just saying that cuz of the nipples.

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2014

01

Aug

Alice Cornish and Some Model Nudity for The Ground Magazine of the Day

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Alice Cornish is some model from the UK. I’ve never heard of her, but she’s in some magazine showing her tits, which is pretty much the job description of model, now more than ever, because people like nudity and the world is one giant Playboy magazine, back when Playboy magazine didn’t feature low grade hookers with Playboy tattoos as their stars…you know when real girls you wanted to see naked got naked, only for you to say to yourself “not that great”…or “I expected more labia and less clit”…you know when all the hype leaves the room and it’s all kind of presented to you…it’s far less exciting.

But this Alice Cornish girl is good…she looks like a real model with that long neck…which is more than I can say for any of these twats on instagram…

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2014

01

Aug

Shanina Shaik in Lingerie of the Day

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Shanina Shaik is in paparazzi pics in a bikini in Ibiza or St Tropez or wherever the fuck all the rich A-Listers getting away from their vacation of a life happen to be living the life of luxury….because where there are rich A-Listers, there are Victoria’s Secret signed models in tow…it’s all part of their purpose.

So She was seen on Bieber’s yacht, because a fame whore will fame whore wherever the fame whoring needs to be done…and now she’s in some lingerie campaign that is boring, uneventful and that she’s not even all that hot in…but I guess she’s hot enough for Beiber…but then again, I know some real busted down ratchets also good enough for Beiber, so it’s not saying much…

All this to say, Lingerie pics…suck.

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2014

01

Aug

Genevieve Morton Titties be Peddling of the Day

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Look a suntan lotion paid Genevieve Morton to post a picture of her sloppy body and huge tits that distract from her average at best Miss Piggy face…up on some low grade Kate Upton hustle, hoping that at 29, her career will turn around enough to land an old as fuck dude with a lot of money, so that she doesn’t need to exploit herself, or really humiliate herself like this…

I mean could her cash grab be any more obvious…posing with product placement, not even trying to be subtle…

You know the brand probably paid her 10,000 dollars for this…maybe even more…totally undeserving, backwards and a reminder that our world is a very confused place….proven in the fact that this Slave Owning South African…has any fans…all because a magazine featured her in a bikini a few times…which is world changing talent…in the event you didn’t know…

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2014

01

Aug

Leven Rambin Biini on a Paddelboard of the Day

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I don’t’ know who Leven Rambin is. I am just posting her bikini picture because I have a feeling at least one person out there knows exactly who she is. He’s been obsessed with her since he first saw her on TV. So much that he has her name tattooed on him, he’s staged a wedding that he feels is legitimate with a photo of her, he has give her his everything, his heard, his soul…and she doesn’t even know he exists. That’s self absorbed hollywood cunt. How could she do this to him…leading to anger fuelled rage…all because Leven Rambin didn’t answer his instagram comments…but she did post a bikini pic…
that I am posting – for that guy…cuz he needs all the support he can get..

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2014

01

Aug

Chrissy Teigen Imitating Retards of the Day

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This is an interesting publicity stunt from no one’s favorite gold digger, she’s just the gold digger you know about if you’re up to date on Sports Illustrated lower level bikini models, who work for free…or John Legend, now that he has a love song that he pretends is about her, because it shuts her up at home, and shutting her up is all he ever wants ever since he stupidly married her out of guilt, convenience, her persistence, and being blinded by big titty, supposed model tits…

She’s a hack, but good at getting 50 percent of an artists worth, so I guess she doesn’t need to be an actual model, pretending to be one, is enough to keep him horny and dependent on her…

Maybe she’s an awesome person, I just doubt it…based on her imitating retarded people for the paparazzi alone…

But at least John Legend let her know he owns her ass and can grab it when he wants…because that’s why he bought it in the first place…

Fascinating.

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2014

01

Aug

Eniko Mihalik Topless by Hunter & Gatti of the Day

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Eniko Mihalik is one of those high paid titty models that the fashion industry has made into a star, so that they don’t need to become strippers, or porn chicks. You know the kind of girl who would have done stripping or porn, if some artistic photographer didn’t pick her up and pitch her to the fashion world. Asshole.

I’ve seen her tits a bunch of times before, but today, they are all pixelated, thanks to real stupid high concept nonsense that people will think is ART because it makes them feel better about their perversions, even though art doesn’t exist and they are just fucking technicians…

Seriosuly, 8 year olds make better videos on their iPhones than this…but you probably already know that, cuz it’s your think…

I just know anyone who tells you they are talent, usually isn’t…

But the nice thing is that This reminds me of scrambled porn. Something I masturbated to for many years. It feels like home…it’s too bad it’s black and white. I need RBG tit.

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2014

01

Aug

Woman Takes off Pants at Police Station and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman rescues Run Over Dog in Mexico – Makes me Happy…

One Armed Farmer VS Dirt Bikers…

Crackhead Mom at her Kid’s Event

Out of Control Bus

Little Kid Gets Run Over by an Idiot – Survives

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2014

01

Aug

Selena Gomez Hipster Shorts of the Day

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Her ass isn’t that great…..

I am not just saying that because I know that Bieber has been up inside it. I am saying it because it looks like a deflated weird slab of skin, hanging out of a pair of shirts over her rubbing together thighs….

I am not hating on shorts like this. I think they are a great thing that I see every time I leave my house. Eventually, shorts will be so short in the mainstream, that girls will be walking around with their asses spread. Anus everywhere…It’s like shorts will be some kind of rigging to spread the ass cheeks so we can see the girls soul…

I am just saying if I had an ass like Selena Gomez’s, it would not be on blast in a pair of shorts like this…

IT’d be locked in the basement.

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