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2014

11

Jul

Ashleigh Hamilton & Sarah Engelland by Jesse Koska of the Day

I don’t know who Ashleigh Hamilton or Sarah Engelland are. I’ve never heard of them. I could google them, ok, I’ll good them. Trying to maintain an informative site’s just so hard on my fingers with all this typing…

Ok, so Ashleigh Hamilton, at least the first Ashleigh Hamilton to come up is works at an Australian. University and Sarah Engelland is a Model!!

And they are both naked in these cool pics for Jesse Koska …because naked is the new clothed…at least when it comes to modelling and we’re into that, and by we, I mean me…I just like to include you in my thoughts…since we are in this together…even though I know there is not you…cuz I have google analytics and track my traffic sometimes…I’m in this alone…

But at least i have pics to stare at.

Posted in:Ashleigh Hamilton|Sarah Engelland

2014

11

Jul

Jessica Alba’s Mom Ass on the Beach of the Day


The other day I targeted Jessica Alba in what would be considered whore Shaming, if I was accusing her or dissing her for being a slut, when clearly she’s the opposite of a slut, and more of the kind of girl who traps her boyfriend who is trying to escape her with pregnancy…twice.

I was more talking about how she’s managed to use her body, to get movie roles, that she’s never naked in, to establish fame, that she’s leveraged into a lifestyle brand for babies, that she probably makes a ton of money on and does minimal work on, because that’s who these people are coddled, some other dude is just leveraging her to be the on staff spokesperson and face to make him billions, not to mention she’s mexican, and Mexican’s don’t work…which is some way is prostitution…

But that was before I stared at her mom ass in a bikini for the last hour.

It’s pretty fucking good…even if I knew babies weren’t shat out of it for personal gain…I’m talking husbands and dollars….kind of like these pics of her hugging her man, because they are so in love, and they are the ideal husband and wife, when they probably don’t even share the same bedroom in the house, because this shit is a fucking business….

I mean cuddling on the beach, so in love, suck my dick…this is some fake ass hired paparazzi shit to sell organic diapers, or whatever her bullshit is…. But that ass…is pretty fucking good…

I’m so torn between loving and hating this, I think I’ll just settle with indifference and not giving a fuck.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2014

11

Jul

Anja Rubik Does Kim Basinger for Vogue Germany of the Day

Here is Anja Rubik pretending to be Kim Basigner…while Kim Basinger’s own daughter is pretending to be an open minded lesbian into black girls who rope her in for the media attention and who Ireland lets go down on her…because every girl likes getting eaten out, and other girls are usually better at it, since they understand the vagina…giving Ireland the orgasm her boyfriend never did…leading to her confusing orgasms with love…and self discovery and identity crisis makes sense…especially since she’s built like a ogre lesbian…all big and scary..

Not that this has to do with Ireland Baldwin or even Kim Basinger, I don’t even know what these pics have to do with Kim Basinger…maybe inspired by one of her movies? I just know I got side-tracked, it happens when you ramble all fucking day…

This has to do with Anja Rubik being amazing, even when she’s not naked, even though I like her BETTER WHEN SHE’S NAKED

Posted in:Anja Rubik

2014

11

Jul

Aubrey O’Day Picture of the Day

People seem to care that Aubrey O’Day Has Big Fake Tits and Is Performing Again…I still think she’s a useless THOT that Diddy had sex with, then shat out, forcing her to feel irrelevant, eating her feelings, only for her to realize black guys loved her more and more the bigger she got, and that love felt almost as good as the cake it took to get it…

Well, after failing on Celebrity Apprentice, seeing that it didn’t open any doors for her, she decided to get fit, get back with her shitty girl band, and get back to whoring for the media the way a thirsty bitch would…

I could post the pics of her BUSTING OUT IN A LEOTARD

But I prefer her July 4th Thirst Trapping behavior…ass on stairs..this pig never looked so good…

TO see her Leotard Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2014

11

Jul

Emmy Rossum Crotch Shot of the Day

Emmy Rossum posted this picture of her in jeans from what I like to think is an intentional vagina shot vantage point…because if you do a spread eagled crotch shot with jeans on…it is hardly as slutty as if you do it with nothing but your fist inside you…

The fact is that she was a nothing actress, who booked a big show, because that show needed someone willing to get naked, and she was willing to get naked, as bottom feeders do to get to the top…and I’m sure it wasn’t the first time she got naked to get ahead, I think 99 percent of Hollywood stars who aren’t dialled in with rich families have to do it that way…and I guess there’s nothing wrong with that…weasel looking Jewish guys with all the power need to get laid too…might as well be with a girl willing to hook for free than a hooker…

Not that I know Emmy Rossum’s story…I mean even at this level of fame she barely fucking exists…truth.

TO SEE HER LEAVING THE GYM IN WORKOUT CLOTHES CLICK HERE

Posted in:Emmy Rossum

2014

11

Jul

Karlie Kloss Working Out of the Day

Karlie Kloss is the really fucking tall fashion model that Victoria’s Secret scooped up and made into a Victoria’s Secret model, even though historically they have always used girls with some body as their models, rather the overpowering freaks you see on Fashion show runways…

I guess they had a reason for that. Maybe they owed someone a favor. Maybe they were trying to claim to be fashion instead of shit quality while trash, suburban mall shit, made in the sweatshops of China…that they actually are…it’s all marketing…

I will say that they weren’t really capable of making this one ever look sexy to me…but they shouldn’t feel bad about it, because either did Nike with this campaign…

She’s no Iza Goulart…

Posted in:Karlie Kloss

2014

11

Jul

Alla Kostromichova in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Alla Kostromichova. She is a model. A model who wears bikinis in magazines like Harper’s Bazaar. I’ve never heard of her, but I appreciate the picture of her humping the air like she is at a gynecological exam…because I guess I like my bitches pap smeared…

I don’t know what that means, but it was disgusting.

Here are the pics.

Posted in:Alla Kostromichova

2014

11

Jul

Crazy Child Pornography Charges and Other Videos of the Day

Weird Suicide Rescue

Sign Flipper of the Day – Making a Real Shitty Job Less Shitty

Robbery Ends with a Wine Bottle

Hood Ice Cream Van

Crackhead – Part 2

Posted in:Videos

2014

11

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The problem with falling in love with your waitress – is that she’s just being nice to you for tips…and when you misread it and decide to wait outside for her after work closes at 3 am…she usually won’t be too happy to see you…especially if you popped a viagra an hour earlier and you’re rocking a boner…a boner that you’re pointing to saying “you recommended the spaghetti, well I recommend the D”…

Here are some morning links…

Top 10 Reaction to Eva Mendes Pregnancy
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Next Level Instagram Selfies…
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If your girlfriend is on Glee – You WilL Die
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30 Pics of Lil Kim – When She was a Queen of Rap
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Selena Gomez Tits are New and Improved
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12 Pancakes that Nailed It
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Paris Hilton’s New Shitty EDM SOng to Remind You that EDM is a Huge Joke
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FUCK COUGARS!!
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Drake and Chris Brown Together at Last…
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Jodie Gasson Topless in Lingerie
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Candice Swanepoel Tights
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Classy License Plate of the Day
http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6979945/shart-license-plate-must-belong-to-someone-classy”target=”_blank”rel=”nofollow”> GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

11

Jul

January Jones is Naked in a Bathtub of the Day

Single mother January Jones, who I assume felt her biological clock ticking, and felt the time had come where she needed to get knocked up. So she made a sperm donor sign over the rights to his kid so that she can raise it on her own, since the world doesn’t have enough fatherless kids, with parents who have deep pockets, to lead to drug addiction and dysfunction….

I am all for some modern, new age, new generation household that shows us that there’s no need to be traditional when you can afford a team of nannies…and the fact is that I don’t even know why I know who January Jones is…I mean she’s DONE TOPLESS SCENES …but that’s hardly exciting enough to bother….

Well now she’s doing nude in a bathtub shit for some magazine I’ve never heard of, and it’s popped up on facebook a few times, so I guess it means people care and matters…you know more than the missing plane, the Russian’s taking over Crimea River, terror in Syria, so here it is…mindless smut for you mindless cunts.

VIA VIOLETGREY

Posted in:January Jones