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Rat Cow Face Shows Off her Ass in Panties of the Day
Rat Cow Face Shows Off her Ass in Panties of the Day
Bella Thorne Putting her Best Pussy Forward of the Day
Bella Thorne Putting her Best Pussy Forward of the Day
Selena Gomez’s Kidney Supplier Francia Raisa has a Fat Ass of the Day
Selena Gomez’s Kidney Supplier Francia Raisa has a Fat Ass of the Day
Aubrey Plaza’s Hard Nipple in a Tight Dress of the Day
Aubrey Plaza’s Hard Nipple in a Tight Dress of the Day
Charlotte Lawrence Nipples for a Magazine of the Day
Charlotte Lawrence Nipples for a Magazine of the Day

2014

21

Jul

Ashley Sky See Through on the Runway of the Day

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Ashley Sky may be a fake model…and she may have a shitty walk…and she may only matter because she had a boyfriend put money into her and try to make her famous…leading to instagram stardom early in the instagram game that the hip hop magazines were into…leaving her with no real marketable skill, but a desire to be more famous…leading to walking at bikini fashion shows…with the most awkward walk ever….But she is wearing a sheer top and showing her tits…and there’s nothing wrong with that…

If you’re gonna try to get more famous – or legitimate famous – after being fake famous – you might as well do it with your tits…

Here is the full fashion show…

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2014

21

Jul

Jessica Lowndes Hot Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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I look at this picture of Jessica Lowndes and so many things come rushing through my head…like how did I not know her, since we are both Canadian, and I pride myself on knowing every Canadian girl I want to have sex with, and if I don’t know them, that means they don’t exist, or maybe they escaped Canada to be low level famous in California, skipping all our Maple Syrup / Moose / Figure Skating / Igloo Parties…

I’m like thinking to myself, that ass is great, even if it is an instagram cry for attention, as we are in the generation of Hormones in the food, fat asses, made round with squats by girls with nothing better to do with their time…

I don’t care if it is a cry for attention, or a “Hey, I’m here”…I get to stare at it..like she wants us to do…

But then…I watch her “Boat Party Video”

And I realize she’s a fucking loser…I’m talking lame, boring, cheesy even with bad taste in music…loser who I wouldn’t want to be next to…unless she was sitting on my face…

The life lesson we can learn from Jessica Lowndes’ ass is that great ass doesn’t make great people…

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2014

21

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Amazing Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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I don’t know what these pics of Alessandra Ambrosio eating her lollipop in Brazil are for. I don’t care that she’s a half naked mom working the street corner all made up like the kind of mom’s I like to hang out with at 4 am while drunk and near a back alley…I just want to see the video.

I know the whole mom thing would me you think she has horrible Lollipop eating skills, and is more of “just put it inside me, I sucked your dick for 3 minutes” kind of girl…you know up on some “I don’t want to put effort into this, I’m Alessandra Ambrosio, you’re lucky I’m letting you touch me”…kind of blow jobber that’s not a blow jobber at all…but ends up a breeder – cuz sometimes…you get pregnant and when you’re catholic…sometimes…you don’t get the abortion you probably should…because Religion makes decisions for us…especially when conflicted titty models are the ones knocked up…it’s like you can shit on Jesus as a career getting naked for men to jerk off to you – even married men…but you can’t abort his babies…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

21

Jul

LeAnn Rimes Bikini Ass in Miami of the Day

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LeAnn Rimes, Homewrecker, phoney Christian that the Christian market loves because they are trained to forgive their own when they sin, it’s a solid fucking market to connect with because they are dumb as fuck, throw money at scammers and buy into lies…like the whole Jesus thing…

So this borderline breast implanted hooker who pretends to be a singer and who in her defence is really just a product of a stage mom, and marketing, and the industry that eats girls up… by making them feel inadequate and useless…throwing money at them…to make more money off of them…so she could be a lot fucking worse…

She’s in her bikini…I am not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing…I just know it happened…and I am not offended by her ass as it eats all the bathing suit it can….but then again I’ve only been offended by one thing in recent years…a squirting video by a girl on tinder – 100 lbs too fat for her white trash pleather couch she was staining…but that has nothing to do with this sexual deviant at all..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

21

Jul

Kendall Jenner’s Love Magazine Cover of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is naked in the new issue of Love Magazine. I don’t know if it will be actual nudity, implied nudity, or really worth looking at, I just know the cover was released today and they have a couple other version that don’t star Kendall Jenner…like the Adriana Lima cover and the Amy Adams cover…but they have clothes on – because I guess they aren’t as big of whores as the Jenners…

The whole Kardashian family is a scam, they don’t interest me, and I figure unless Kendall is following in her sister’s footsteps of getting peed on by black guys in video, there’s no point in looking at pics of her pretending to be a model because she can be a model…it is actually really easy work…

Nudity isn’t what it was…everyone is naked – and sure I’ll look – but a nipple isn’t going to blow my fucking mind…however…more hardcore stuff will…she should try that route even if they family consensus is that Kim did the dirty work, now we can focus on fake careers that our access let’s us think we have because we’re such a huge deal…bullshit…

But maybe this shoot will impress me, I guess we’ll have to wait and see, and I’ll tell you one thing, I’m not on the edge of my seat shaking in anticipation – who gives a fuck about this….

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2014

21

Jul

Anastasia Ashley and Logan Fazio Bikini Pics of the Day

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The paparazzi in Miami are pretty amazing. The main girl responsible for the off season “miami” celebrity bikini paparazzi pics is named Logan Fazio. Her ass is on the right of Anastasia.

She has basically created low level celebrities, using the paparazzi agencies to distribute her photos, and now she is taking it to the next level, by getting in front of the paparazzi while being paparazzi, only to create her own celebrity and when you have an Italian in Miami ass like that…you can’t go fucking wrong…

Now I don’t know what Anasatasia and her are doing, but I can only assume it is something sent from heaven to better the lives of all us perverts who are into nice fat assess in skimpy bikinis on the beach…

Maybe they are staring a girl group called the “bikini bandits” and this is them practicing their choreographed dance. Maybe this is the opening scene to a lesbian sex tape…yes…that’s what it is…because I’m old school and my lesbian sex doesn’t need to be in actual video…I can see it in my mind..

I guess the only fail in this is not enough toe touching….either way…Amazing….

I’m bummed I’m not here creeping on the beach, but rather on my couch in my own filth…because I could have been on the beach creeping…but chose to be on my couch in my own filth…

It’s all part of being a reclusive people…reclusives don’t go to Miami for bikini photoshoots…duh.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley

2014

21

Jul

Nina Agdal Brings a New Fetish of the Day

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Maybe I am a little hard on Nina Agdal for being a broken down face, you know the kind of face that looks like it has an extra chromosome face…a little on the Downs Syndrome face…with a rocking’ body that people seems to focus on and ignore the face…but I can’t look past it…there are a lot of babes, hotter than this, better bodies and faces, who want to work in swimwear for free. They want to shoot for SI for free. Book one or two catalogs for 15-20k a year…and spend the rest of her time making appearances for 1000 dollars a day…while maintaining her “celebrity”…because it will find her a billionaire boyfriend who likes his wife to be in Sports Illustrated. It’s a status thing.

I don’t think Nina Agdal makes money. I don’t think she’s amazing. But she has this celebrity that she can use to carry her to the bedroom – a bedroom I was much more into last time she was in miami… REMEMEBER – WHEN A DUDE SHE FUCKED TOOK A NUDE PIC AFTER FUCKING HER – ….that was the Nina I liked…

Anyway, I hit her instagram, and this is apparently her new comedy routine – it’s weird…but you’ll jerk off to it – because you like her and you like mouths and more importantly…you like puppets…because puppets are all you’ve ever had…it makes your masturbation more playful.


TO SEE HER BIKINI PAPARAZZI ACTION

CLICK HERE

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2014

21

Jul

Elle Macpherson’s 100 Year Old Bikini Body of the Day

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THese pictures are old…not nearly as old as Elle Macpherson…but at least a few days old. I think I already posted them…or linked to them…but I am just so blown away that an ex model can look like this at whatever age this girl is…I just know that I’ve been jerking off to her since the late 80s and that’s a fucking long time ago…I mean I don’t even jerk off to girls born in the late 80s anymore..let alone someone in her 20s in the late 80s…

I mean I guess she just represents something that will never exist again. A model, who is famous for being a model, without all the instagram bullshit to make her a model…

IT’s like it didn’t matter if she was cool, or relevant, or anything when she hit…she just had to knock down doors and make people want to work with her based on her personality now star power…you know the kind of model they made famous and not that butt pics on instagram made famous…

I think she represents all that is good in the world…or all that was good – in a pre-internet era…and now she’s preserved herself…I don’t know how…but whatever she did – is good…so good…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Elle Macpherson

2014

21

Jul

Selena Gomez is Milking These Tits Like a Lesbian Feminist New Mother in Starbucks of the Day

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Selena Gomez is in Europe apparently, not that keep track of this pudgy faced thanks to steroids to control her Lupus, monkey looking thing that has had Beiber up inside her…I just pay attention to what’s going on in pop culture, barely, but it pays for my drinking…

That said, she was rumored to have to gotten fake tits, she started milking the story, posting cleavage pics, even a nipple slip, and the whole thing is fine with me, because I’m all for some little pop tart trying to sex herself up a little more, cuz she’s left insecure that Bieber has left her behind for all his groupie and model sluts…or whatever…

Because no matter how rich and famous a girl is, she can still be left broken and insecure when the guy she dates fucks off on her…not that I am even convinced she ever dated Bieber, I just think that was marketing and so is this..

She’s on the rebrand…showing them tits…here are a bunch of pics of the experience…

Oh and She’s Working on her Ass….”Hehe #day20 #squatitout #tooeasy”

CLICK HERE SHE IS IN CHURCH LIKE A GOOD CATHOLIC
CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE OF HER IN THE WHITE BRA OUTFIT PICS

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2014

21

Jul

Izaebel Goulart’s Workout Seems Legit of the DAy

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Izabel Goulart is into Fitness. So into fitness that she likes to show people her workout, even though most people like to keep their workouts private, since working out is generally disgusting, unless you get hair and make-up and intentionally shoot the shit for Instagram because it gets followers, it gets dudes jerking off, it gives her something to post because her everyday life is boring…even if panty shots are more fun to look at, I guess this is my G rated, even though it’s pretty fucking pornographic to me…

Now if only girls in Gyms actually looked like this when grunting, sweating and farting in these poses…struggling to be Izabel Goular bodied…and failing harder than anyone ever failed before…

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