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2014

23

Jun

Kelly Osbourne’s Ass on Instagram of the Day

Fat Kelly Osbourne decided to flash her ass in a thong to instagram, and unlike my instagram when I post a thong, she wasn’t deleted, because she’s Kelly Osbourne and in turn a huge TV star and by huge, I mean literally huge, I remember her in the fat years, and no matter what color her hair is, she’ll always be that hungry thing feeding…

I am sure she’s a lovely person, I mean how could someone mooning the internet, living off a trust fund, pretty much set for life, yet still working be a bad person. This is the kind of thing we want from a girl…so if anything…I should be celebrating her….yet for some reason I hate this, but I’d still buy the panties…if she was to sell them on ebay for charity…and I guess so would every Ozzy fan who loves him so much that masturbating to his daughter…is less gay and even less weird, but barely…than masturbating to him…

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2014

23

Jun

Anna Paquin Tits from True Blood of the Day

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I don’t watch this show, but if you’re looking for an episode recap, my friends over HERE do.

I do however appreciate the move towards showing titty on TV, because like the Willis sisters and Rihanna, I don’t think the nipple has to be hidden, and despite being called a Misogynist, even by some of my closest friends, I believe in women equality, and love women, especially when they have the right to be topless in public, which they do in many cities already, so I don’t know what people are complaining about, but let them complain…

You see, I’m old as fuck, and remember when the fat dude on NYPD blue’s ass was the most hardcore TV went, and I thought to myself, shit, we live in a shitty world, where that is pushing the boundaries of TV nudity, so I turned to the internet, along with everyone else, and here we are now, 2 decades later, with tits on TV…I feel like we’ve won something…and today that win is Anna Paquin tits via some show everyone gets overly excited about because they are the drone zombies in the show and don’t realize it…which isn’t really a win at all…but still tits…

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2014

23

Jun

McKayla Maroney Showing Off Her Bra of the Day

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Her name is McKayla Maroney and she’s showing you her bra…because she’s into Gymnastics and understands what her Gymnastic fans are into and this has nothing to do with her stage mom who forced her into gymnastics, helping her sexualize herself for her fans that are primarily pervert dudes who are into gymnastics, it is a fetish…

So to capitalize on her success at 18, before being too old for these creeps to consider her barely legal and exciting…the window of opportunity is now…she showing cleavage…that grey area of wholesome, sleazy that works perfectly with her fan base…interesting.

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2014

23

Jun

Paz Vega Has an Interesting Stomach in a Bikini of the Day

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Here is 38 year old Paz Vega showing off what having three kids does to a stomach, and it’s nothing good…which is why they have adoption, or puppy rescue, because there are so many options that are less narcissistic than wanting to have your genetic line continue…by letting a dude come in you and shitting out a baby 9 months later…to maintain your vanity and speak to your maternal instinct…I mean whenever I think about having kids, I just cum in the girl’s ass, it’s practically the same sensation…with less 18 – 30 years of bratty, whining, annoying….

That said, I don’t know who the fuck Paz Vega is or why I am looking at her stomach…but can assume it has everything to do with the paparazzi and her bikini.

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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2014

23

Jun

Amanda Seyfried is Dead of the Day

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I like to call this recent Amanda Seyfried instagram photography piece: “Demonstrating What Justin Long Does to her Sex Appeal”….He murdered that motherfucker….and left that shit to die…

Coincidentally, I watched Lovelace this weekend….she’s got good tits when you don’t imagine Justin Long’s “Mac guy” mouth all over them / cumming all over them…making me think he has a huge penis, because why else would he get all the pussy, because he’s famous? I mean she’s famous she has options…maybe dude got paid for that Mac rebrand in Apple stock and is now a billionaire, or maybe Amanda Seyfried has no self respect, and maybe…I hate that I just thought of Justin Long’s cock….but with a name like Long…it’d only be fitting…I can’t stop….even when I want to.

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2014

23

Jun

Jada Pinkett-Smith In a Bikini of the Day

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Jada Pinkett-Smith wore a bikini…I guess the beard was given the week off from bearding her homosexual husband, who isn’t homosexual, because in scientology homosexuals don’t exist, that’s why all the homosexuals who sign up the shit sign up to the shit….it allows them to believe their bullshit lie…even when getting hand jobs by male masseuses as their autistic kid who is not austic according to Scientology die in the Bahamas shower…John Travolta…

There have been stories of Jada and Will having an open relationship, which is how a publicist spins “he’s gay”….

So she bangs other dudes, as he bangs other dudes…and here she is in a bikini….I mean I don’t care about Jada Pinkett even in a bikini..she’s old as fuck and a mom of a bunch…and not that interesting to look at…but I guess bikinis is what I do…and in doing that, I take the good and that bad, like yesterday in the park, I stared at whatever was half naked in front of me, and some of those half nakeds should have been in snow suits…while Jada…is like whatever.

TO see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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2014

23

Jun

Emmy Rossum Has Hard Nipples of the Day

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If a bitch who you’ve seen topless on TV because it was the only job she could get in a time when she didn’t want to turn to stripping or cocktail waitressing…that worked out for her….has hard nipples – does it matter?

I am going to go with yes….because people fucking love nipples…it’s what they sucked on as babies to get fed, or what they didn’t suck on as babies to get fed, because their mom’s weren’t into having their tits sucked by a lecherous little troll that crawled out of her pussy to ruin her body and life…in both cases …the nipples still matter…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

23

Jun

Aubrey O’Day Bikini Vacation Pics of the Day

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Her name is Aubrey O’Day, you barely know who the fuck she is, but you remember hearing her name because she had sex with Diddy when she was on his TV show…which spiralled into a life of getting fatter and fatter for her black audience, who likes a white bitch juicy as fuck, but more importantly, because she was eating her sads…

That said, she’s got fit, still has a big booty, fucks a white guy who saw opportunity and didn’t care that her pussy was tainted, which is really unlike most white guys I know…you see I don’t care what a girl sticks in herself…from produce, to household objects, to men and women of different ethnicities…but for some reason…every white guy I know does…at least if it’s a black guy…it upsets them…

It looks like she may have got a free cruise and did her own little catalog for them on her instagram…all bikini, all the time, and I think she looks pretty awesome for what I assume is a horrible person.

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2014

23

Jun

Jessica Simpson in Car Erotica of the Day

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Jessica Simpson was trying to avoid the paparazzi the other day, so she decided to take advantage of the erotic pose of her in dress with her tits busting out, and pose for her husband and baby daddy, we like to call “Lottery Winner”…

I guess a slimmed down Jessica Simpson is still hot enough to look at when busting out of her dress, if you can see past the fact that her dumb as shit brain you all laughed at is worth over a billion dollars thanks to middle of the road fashions at K-Mart…making her smarter than any of you…which is something that people have killed themselves for less depressing and disappointing facts….

In fascinating “Simpson” news…Ashlee Simpson has no ass

…which is convenient because it mateches her career. Life in the shadow of her half retard sister..To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Jessica Simpson

2014

23

Jun

Random Hot Instagram Ass Workout of the Day

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It turns out that not all instagram workout videos are created equal. This one is what I like to call fitness porn…because there is nothing practical in watching this…other than the boner or sex thought it may give you…but as far as I’m conceded those aren’t so practical…especially not when you work at a daycare.

Not that I work at a daycare, but that would be the worst place to experience this video, it could get you arrested…

I don’t know who the “model” is, but I assure you, she knows EXACTLY what she’s doing here…she just knows the instagram grey area…Don’t show spread asshole, that’s porn, but do fitness in a thong and it is just encouraging healthy living..intense…

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