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2014

12

Jun

Samamtha Hoopes for Galore of the Day

Our friends over at GALORE MAG just don’t fucking stop, but I will, I mean the last 4-5 posts have been from their magazine and I figure you should just visit their site GALOREMAG.COM to see all the other shit they’ve been up to….because whatever it is, it’s better than what you’re up to, in fact it is borderline genius…

This shoot stars Samantha Hoopes, who is an SI Rookie of the year, even though I think she looks like she’s pushing 40, wearing a white t-shirt, showing off tits, which in case you didn’t know is all the styling any fucking photoshoot needs…seriously…

If this wasn’t a GALORE shoot, and I didn’t dig what they were up to, I’m sure I would have mean things to say, but I actually like how this issue came together, and I don’t like anything…so either I’m going soft, like my impotent dick in my old age, or maybe when the proper collab comes together – I support…

Now if only TV and movies and music managed to do what Galore is doing for fashion magazines…then I wouldn’t hate as much as I do..

Here’s Samantha Hoopes

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2014

12

Jun

Shay Mitchell Nipple in Galore of the Day

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It looks like our friends over at GALORE MAG convinced Canadian star of some really popular show called pretty little liars, that I think is about teen sex, to get onto their amazing style photos, you know that hipster, nipple for fashion shit I love, and in doing that they got her to show what looks like it may be her jacked up nipple, that is probably not that jacked up, but a little low on the tit, leading me to think it may either be an senior citizen tit, or maybe, it’s just a bad breast implant trying to look real, and really who fucking cares, you get to see Shay Mitchell tit, and even if you have no idea who she is, and even if she’s from Canada and based on personal experience, everyone hates Canadians…it’s still nice to look at…

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2014

12

Jun

Naya Rivera for Galore of the Day

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I don’t think our friends over at GALORE MAG are going to stop…

They just broke the fucking internet, or at least DrunkenStepfather because they had a big issue release and I am loving every single pic…

See I respect motherfuckers who go big, it’s like “we could spread out our shoots with all these relevant tricks, or we could just pile them all up into one issue that goes fucking viral..

For someone who is as into this shit, as I am into anything, which is not very into it, but I do appreciate hot girls in picture, even if they are horrible, tainted, trashy, try hards…or people who aren’t necessarily good enough for GLEE because Lea Micehele’s transgendered diva behavior doesn’t like hotter girls that her around, she needs to be the queen, even though she’s disgusting looking…while Naya…Naya is just fucking magical..fake tits or not and all..

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2014

12

Jun

Hailey Clauson in Galore of the Day

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Our friends over at GALORE MAG are pretty dialled in and just released their summer issue featuring a ton of babes, including Hailey Clauson, who you may know from being the 16 year old hipster model with big tits who sued a photographer and Urban Outfitters….because she has smart parents who understand how to make money off their sperm/egg/spawn…

I know her as an up and coming model booking LINGERIE SHOOT on LINGERIE SHOOT on Lingerie Shoot and now this amazingness…

I am a fan…at least today…tomorrow I may hate everything about it…that’s the beauty of being inconsistent, forgetful, angry, drunk, unstable, bipolar, etc….

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2014

12

Jun

Ireland Baldwin for Galore of the Day

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Our friends over at GALORE MAG have been producing some pretty amazing stuff the last little while and are totally dialled into the relevant girls you want to see half naked and the amazing photographers who take them…it’s like some Sports Illustrated Swimsuit for the next generation with girls who’s vagina’s you actually want to see…like this Ireland Baldwin, recent lesbian after her boyfriend she pretty much had sex with on instagram and her broke up, because that’s just the kind of stability a lunatic actor’s daughter has…and despite her blocking me on all social media, I like to think we are friends and shared an internet moment and for that…I will stare at her aspiring model tits in bikini…she’s good…even if she’s not the best…she’s good.

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2014

12

Jun

Courtney Stodden in a Gingerbread Rap Video of the Day

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This was up there with the worst fucking song, video and concept I had ever seen…up until I realized that Courtney Stodden was cast as the stripper, which was totally out of character for her, but as a talent that she is, she had a break out performance and made the whole thing believable..It’s one of those “I can’t believe she didn’t meet her husband in the strip club that led to all this fame and attention that doesn’t make her money…she’s so good at this shit”…only instead of booking Academy winning roles, she’s booking some GINGER on his quest to make comedy rap songs making fun of himself…in what you may find clever but that I hate every second of because all I keep thinking is how it needs to be taken out back and shot….until Courtney comes along…and then I feel nothing but love……

TO SEE HER ATTENTION SEEKING IN PUBLIC BIG TITS CLICK HERE

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2014

12

Jun

Miranda Kerr Titties for The Edit of the Day

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If you’ve been wondering what Miranda Kerr has been up to since being fired from Victoria’s Secret for not being the wholesome mom they wanted her to represent, because she was busy being a horrible person banging someone who looked like he still breast fed and needed his mom…a little Bieber 2 years ago…

Well she’s been fucking billionaires as models do, she’s booked some campaigns and is still making money, not that she needs it since she fucks billionaires…and she’s also showing her new fake tits in some random magazine…but without the nipples…because the scars are probably healing…

I don’t know why I’m posting this alien…but I am.

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2014

12

Jun

Elizabeth Gillies Does Instagram of the Day

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Her name is Elizabeth Gillies. She was on or is on some Disney type so called Victorialicious, which to me sounds like a porn movie, and I guess to the right audience probably is a porn movie, because anything can be pornographic or worth jerking off to if you’re into it enough…whether it is inanimate objects or baked goods or slutty older girls playing younger girls…or products of stage moms living out their fantasies…it’s all fucking fair game to the right pervert…

That said, this Elizabeth Gillies girl posts slutty pics on her instagram, because that’s how you keep your young audience engaged…or maybe, she hates being a Disney type star and wants to break free Vanessa Hudgens style…but with more tit…

Who knows, or cares, all i know is tits…on instagram and I approve…

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2014

12

Jun

The Kate Upton Pussy Flash is Real of the Day

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So it turns out that SI Swim, the blog run by the people at Sports Illustrated, did in fact post the unedited picture of Kate Upton’s pussy….and that my speculating that due to her barrel-like body, she’s have a fatter vagina, and that the vagina in picture was just a cut and paste job from a creepy nerd who makes his favorite celebs and models naked…because they have no friends…but if that was the case, why would it be on SI Swim…

Meaning, their lawyers will be out to get me and everyone else to take down the pic as soon as they catch on…even though they are the idiots who posted the pic accidental..even though I don’t think anything is ever accidental…it’s just some amazing underpaid working saying Fuck the World…in the best way possible..through over rated girls’ clit hood..

It’s just a vagina, no big deal, but I still prefer knowing what ever girl’s vagina looks like rather than being left in the dark, even if said girl is a monster like Kate Upton…

Either way, I repeat, the vag shot is real….Thanks to one of our friends for pointing it out…

SI SWIM DAILY

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2014

12

Jun

Mila Kunis Talks About Her Mangled Vagina in Marie Claire of the Day

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THis is what MILA KUNIS had to say about her giving birth…

“Two people are allowed in my delivery room. My doctor and my significant other. And he is staying above the action. He’ll be head to head. Not head to vag. Unless he wants to risk his life and see. But I wouldn’t if I were him. I highly doubt he wants to see that being ripped apart and shredded. Because it will be shredded. It’s just a matter of how badly.”

And I just threw up. Mila Kunis talking about her ripped part pussy..is way too fucking graphic for my weak, sensitive soul to handle.

I don’t care what they teach you in Biology classes. Pregnancy, and passing a child through your fucking pussy is totally unnatural and something I would likely want to pretend doesn’t happen every time I have sex with a mom, but I can’t cuz her pussy is so big…

The only way you’re into a sewed up pussy after birthing, or seeing a shredded pussy right after birthing, is if you’re a fucking weirdo psychopath…

Either way, this is the worst quote ever…sometimes honesty should be ignored for promises of a C-Section…so we can focus on her hormonal milk filled tits..right?

Here are the pics from the magazine that aren’t overly pregnant…

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