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2014

17

Jun

Marique Schimmel Nipples for Vogue Italia of the Day

Marique Schimmel is a dutch model. She showed her nipples in Vogue Italia. Nipples are fashionable….when they are in Vogue, but when they are on a nipple fetish site they are considered porn…and when they are on any website that isn’t a fashion site, they are considered porn, and if they are out in public they are considered obscene, and if they are in a MOVIE, they get a parental warning, even though the whole purpose of nipples is for parents…

We live in a ridiculous hypocritical society. Where brands pretend to be wholesome, while execs are getting fucked up the ass by tranny hookers on business trips, while the wife and kids are at home, popping prescription pills and showing a little intentional cleavage when the neighbor walks by, because of a need to feel wanted or loved…

It’s like nipples are basic human function…but the Mormons and Christians and whoever the fuck else decided that in America – that’s obscenity…in Europe that’s Fashion…it’s like can’t we figure out international policy on nipples so I can land a fucking AXE deodorant spray ad without being told I’m a porn site.

It’s annoying.

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2014

17

Jun

Tila Tequila Pregnancy Nudity of the Day

Attention seeker, mentally unstable, internet nude model, turned Myspace superstar, turned MTV show host, money making, relevant despite being useless, turned lesbian with a dead lover, turned jewish convert, turned LESBIAN PORNSTAR , HARDCORE PORNSTAR , Tila Tequila, who I have actually met at least once, and who was very sweet and pleasant…despite having her fans attack me not the internet back when she had fans, because I guess any idiot who supported her then, and joined her “army” has gone on to forget she exists…because there is no loyalty..once your show gets cancelled..just posted this pic of her pregnancy…topless…and hardly hardcore…considering she just released an anal porn ….you would assume didn’t end in pregnancy, because that is the foundation of Anal…

Either way, she shouldn’t give up on the PORNSTAR LIFE because she was good at it…in fact it is the only thing she’s been good at pretty much ever…

I like to think this is a soft sell for her sex tape in a “see how Tila Tequila got this way” so GET HER SEX TAPE HERE

Posted in:Tila Tequila

2014

17

Jun

Selena Gomez Reads Poetry for Instagram of the Day

Selena Gomez is doing some vocal training, because I guess you can never be too good, not that Selena Gomez is that good, I wouldn’t know I’ve never seen or heard any of her shit…which I like to think is good thing…

I like to assume that her stage Mother coordinated this, since kids are lazy as fuck, and she doesn’t want the money that she could have used on her college fund but rather spent on moving to LA, to stage mom proper, putting in work, and sucking the right exec dick to get her in at Disney, the happiest place on earth to the people they market to, and the best vocational program in the entertainment industry, if you want to be in the entertainment industry, where they churn out starlets…

I am posting it because I find it kind of sweet and erotic, like a gentle whisper I can jerk off to because I am a high concept masturbator, and hardcore fucking doesn’t do it for me. I need black and white creepy erotica filled with face wide enough for even the biggest load…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

17

Jun

Extreme Corester of the Day

This seems like totally normal fat chick with breast implant behavior, it’s like strap yourself into the hourglass figure you want, by shaping your fat and making it deposit in all the “right places” that still make you look fat, just freakish, because your waist is 23 inches, and the rest of you is 500 fucking pounds of donuts…weird.

If you don’t like that kind of horror – here’s Tim Burton’s 1982 version of Hansel and Gretel…that aired on some Disney Channel on halloween 1983…

Posted in:Videos

2014

17

Jun

Izabel Goulart’s 10 Pm Workout in Paris of the Day

Izabel Goulart posted this video of her working out in Paris at 10 pm, and it was very informative and inspiring, you know really allowing me to note her form and the importance of training your body, even when traveling, doing really basic exercises like this, you know that and the fact that I can stare at her ass and try to see her asshole, since it is after all the window to a girl’s soul…

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2014

17

Jun

Micaela Schaefer Naked Press Conference of the Day

Her name is Micaela Schaefer. She’s an over 30 year old model, built like a pornstar, who realized that when invited to the red carpet events in Germany, where she is from, she gets far more international press if she is naked.

She has turned that into constant nudity for the press, something that I think is pretty entertaining, since I like nudity and figure if you’re a total attention whore about it, it doesn’t make it seem desperate at all, but rather just funny on some high level performance artist kick…even though her tits, make me think she may have had other plans of stripping or escorting before figuring out this formula…

Either way, she’s shooting a nude calendar, where she plays a different “powerful woman” each month, this month was German chancellor Angela Merkel…and she invited the media to watch, because that’s what her whole purpose is…

Posted in:Micaela Schaefer

2014

17

Jun

Drunk Russian Tries to Take a Shit and Other Videos of the Day

Some Assholes Waking Up Their Friend

Woman Stuck in the Toilet…

Weird Indian with a Tail…

Some Bee Porn

Weirdest Dogs Versus Rats

Wife Beater gets Some Street Justice

Frog vs Moth

Posted in:Videos

2014

17

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’ve been trying to troll a hardcore lesbian into breaking from her lesbianism to sext me…so that I can say “See, lesbianism doesn’t exist”…you know to trick her into either sending me a nude pic, or even to masturbate while talking to me….and it has been a challenge…a challenge that proves I have very little going on in my life…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Alec Baldwin’s Wife’s Insane Instagram Pic
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Today in THIGH GAPS
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Guardians of the Galaxy UK Trailer
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Cat Malfunction
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I lost my anal virginity to a cam girl last night…huh?
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Lauren Stoner in a Bikini
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Delta Airlines are Racists
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There is a Lifetime Movie on Aaliyah…I Wonder Who Plays R.Kelly Fucking her when she was 15.
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Fire Dogs
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The World’s Most Dangerous Wave
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10 Bonus Characters Who Should Join Bruce LEe in EA SPorts UFC
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Marky Mark Rides His Own Shoulders
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What Athletes Eat Before they Compete
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Dog of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

16

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

My new strategy for pussy pics, since I don’t leave my house and I hate my wife’s pussy, so I need to see other pussy to survive the hell I call life, is to send girl pussy pics from other girls as inspiration. I call it the “mood board” of pussy pics, to set a mood and inspire them to do similar yet better performance, and the competitive nature in girls, despite being a crazy move, makes them do it..

Psychology is fun.

Here are stepLINKS…


Today in Big Fucking Tits
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Jenner Sister in Some Weird Pantyless Dress
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Kelly Brook is Naked…
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Leonardo DiCaprio Sex Yacht Gay Cover of the DAy
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Kate Walsh in a Bikini
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Slut of the Day
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Jaime King in a Bathing Suit…
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John Oliver Takes on the Redskins
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1000 People Eat 1000 Ghost Chillies
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Han Solo Broke his Hip
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Jennifer Lopez World Class Camel Toe
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10 Parasites that Might Be in your BRain
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Villains Holding Koalas is some Dumb Shit
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Ariana Grande Silver Underwear
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This is the New Aquaman….
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There is a New Lohan
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Marie Shiraishi Topless and Creepy
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Fast Food Ads VS Reality
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This Britney Spears Video Edit is so weird…
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J.Lo Selfie of the Day
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Brazil’s Miss Ass is Disgusting and Topless in a Bikini
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Resident Evil 5 is the Last one…
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The Hottest Mentally ill Hollywood Celebs
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Mark Wahlberg Holding Himself
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Some Lady Gaga in a See Through Bra in Public
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Kimberly Garner in Shorts
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More Lady Gaga See Through Bra
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The Girl Puking on the Train is Horrible
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Useless Bitch in a Bikini of the Day
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Emily Berrington from White Queen Tits
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Adriana Lima GIFs
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Mini Me Getting Ass Raped by TSA
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Genius Border COllie
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31 Pics of Jennifer Aniston
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Taylor Swift Hot Legs
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Nicole Kidman Big Titty Implants
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Terry Richardson Went to the Media…
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Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield In Love
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Kim Kardashian has a “BOoty Gym” in her house
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Fat Kid of the Day
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Hottest Emilia Clarke Pics
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Funny Game Sign
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Wind VS Russian Building Code
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Lorde Takes a Spill
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Hayley Williams in Ripped Jeans for GMA
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Killer Clown Prank
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Slut of the Day Part 2
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Twerkers of the Day
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Rachel Bilson Bikini…
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Ariana Grande Rehearsals…
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Hot Girls in SPorts Bras
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13 Day Ruining Moments
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Alec Baldwin’s Wife Weird Yoga Pose
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Dirty Talking Pig Tail Weirdo
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Some Babe Being Slutty in the Library – amazing
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Her Name is Bailey Knox and this is her Bum Toy
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Girl Wearing a Jacket and Not Much Else
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Webcam Star
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Big Tits in the Kitchen
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Gynecological Exam of the Day
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Her Name is Sandy and She’s Hot as Fuck
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Girl VS Pepsi Bottle
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Public Pussy Flash
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Naked Babe in the Bathroom
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

16

Jun

Luci Ford VS Watermelons of the Day

A fight went down between Luci Ford and a Watermelon…and it looks like Luci Ford won…but not just at watermelon fights, but at life…or maybe we won, because we get to experience whatever is happening in this behind the scenes of a photoshoot video…

She’s a new face…who is destroying INSTAGRAM one picture at a time, and this watermelon shit, is just next level..and amazing..and if she was a black man…very racist…but she’s not, so it’s perfect.

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