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2014

17

Jun

DrunkenStepfather.com Went to the AVNs of the Day

6 Months ago…I went to the AVN expo and Award show , for what was probably my 5th or 6th time, not because I get paid to be there, my flight and hotel are not subsidized, I don’t even like or watch porn, but porn seems to be the only industry that really accepts me and appreciates me…and gets what I do , and in turn I like and appreciate porn back….

Not to mention, the experience is hardly that sleazy, if anything it’s just laid back and funny as fuck. The Porn girls happen to be some of the most fun, playful, even intelligent girls I know, and I’ve met most of my porno friends at the expo…

The real interesting thing is the fans, weird people, normal people, handicapped people, curious people, sometimes even celebrity people, who role through just to see what is going on…and what it is all about…because despite porn being some of the trashiest filth produced on earth, it is a huge industry, people are addicted to it, people watching hours of it every day and it crosses all borders, boundaries,nations and ethnicities, it unites people who like to jerk off to video of people fucking or doing other weird shit….and that to me is interesting enough to attend..

I brought one of my good friends who happens to own a camera with…and this is the video he put together of the footage…and it made me laugh, reminded me of some ridiculous we saw, ridiculous we experienced, and friends we saw and friends we made we made…

So to the crew at AVN, maybe we’ll be seeing you at NEXT YEARS SHOW …if not we’ll remember this year’s show thanks to stepTV …

If you watch the video you’ll see all kinds of familiar faces, from Ron Jeremy to Vince Neil, Dave Navarro, Evan Stone, Machine Gun Kelly, to homies from MYFREECAMs every fucking porn girl int he industry and some dude who dances like Michael jackson…

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, FIND OUT ABOUT NEXT YEAR’S EVENT CLICK HERE

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2014

17

Jun

Luci Ford Supports Team USA while Eating Spaghetti of the Day

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I don’t watch sports, but apparently there’s some Soccer event happening that the whole world is watching, except maybe the USA, because the USA knows that soccer is some homo shit, and that’s just the fan’s with their faux hawks and Adidas track suits…

I did hear that USA played a game yesterday, because I spend my days on this thing called the internet, and what better way to showcase your support or patriotism, than to have a USA themed photoshoot….while eating Spaghetti…because I guess on a higher level, maybe Luci Ford, our new favorite model, is predicting the USA VS Italy game I don’t even know is happening, because I don’t pay attention to this shit…

Or maybe, she’s just in a USA one piece randomly, and she’s eating Spaghetti…because she’s hungry, you know carb loading for the day to give her enough energy to keep on being a delicate flower sent from heaven to tickle my soul with joy and happiness and feelings I’ve never known…

Either way, she’s hot as fuck and these pics are good.

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2014

17

Jun

Hilaria Baldwin is a Yoga Joker of the Day

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Hilaria Baldwin is Alec Baldwin’s younger wife and baby momma, who I think he knocked up at a Yoga retreat because he’s Alec Baldwin and she’s a yoga instructor teaching Alex Baldwin, those poses coupled with his testosterone therapy just weren’t a good mix.

But in her quest to spiritually gold dig, she’s produced some interesting content around herself, it’s high concept and even artistic, involving her in yoga poses all over the place, like the yoga photobomb and whatever the fuck this is…it is impressive and I understand why motherfucker came in her, more importantly, I understand how she got pregnant, so in turn with her body that she can help coax the sperm to the egg through various stretches and holds…

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2014

17

Jun

Sara Malakul Lane Amazing in of the Day

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Her name is Sara Malakul Lane…she’s a Thai Model and Actress who has come to America, because she is American, to destroy Netflix everywhere, because she star, often times for variety of moments of nude, in a bunch of movies…

She’s also done some shoots with people I know COVERED IN RAMEN FOR GALORE and AMERICAN APPAREL ON THE CONSTRUCTION SITE and she even BROKE INSTAGRAM BEHIND THE SCENES FROM THIS SHOOT ….

So this shoot is for IMAGE magazine, out of Thailand…she looks amazing….

Some people go to Thailand for the Elephants. Some people go to Thailand to fuck the Trannies. Some people go to Thailand to fuck 12 year olds. I go to Thailand every time I make love to Sara Malakul Lane photoshoots with my mind…

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2014

17

Jun

Miley Cyrus Trains her Little Sister of the Day

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Miley Cyrus posted some pictures of her and her sister on instagram and it looks like the big sister, who has paved the way for the little sister to be just as fucking weird in efforts to outshine and break free from the shadow cast…has taken her own as a personal pet project to dress ridiculous, exploit and humiliate under the guise that she is either being awesome, or amazing, or cool, when all she’s really doing is wearing spandex for the pedophiles who are into following Miley’s every move because they like Miley’s fans….

I just see girls having fun and being playful, and I’m all for a rebellious, younger Miley, who likely has less of an abrasive hick accent, to next level things for the Cyrus family…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

17

Jun

Courtney Cox’s 50 Year Old Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Courtney Cox was the cast member of Friends you didn’t masturbate to and now she’s 50 and you still won’t masturbate to her…even when she squeezes her fat 50 year old ass and all it’s dried up menopausal glory into a bikini bottom, unless of course…that’s what you’re into…a celebrity with too much money who has defied the natural aging process where she can declare 50 is the new 30 thanks to botox, a personal chef and a personal trainer who is working me everyday since I have nothing else going on – but I do have all this money..

So happy fucking birthday you old hag…who looks better than obese 20 year olds I’ve fucked, but in their defence, one was albino, the other downs and the third was wheel chair bound…because Diabetes ate her toes.

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2014

17

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio Eats Ice Cream of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is a Victoria’s Secret model and apparently she eats Ice Cream…

Maybe that is shocking, maybe it is fascinating, because I guess she’s a model and models aren’t allowed to eat ice cream…

Even though models are generally naturally skinny and likely eat whatever the fuck they want all the time, except maybe 48 hours before a shoot.

She’s a mom of two and still has a lingerie model body…it’s genetics.

Don’t be angry cuz you or your significant other is a fat bitch who can’t eat ice cream because she doesn’t stop at one scoop, and doesn’t make it the only thing she eats all day when in front of the paparazzi trying to make a point.

Be angry at society for giving you unrealistic expectations in the first place, now throwing ice cream onto of it, and releasing images like this, now what is a bitter bitch looking at the Catalog going to do, blame photoshop for the body? It’s like Alessandra did this on purpose…to fuck with our minds..

What it comes down to is that, she’s a mom of two and who the fuck cares, her vagina is mangled. End of story.

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2014

17

Jun

Jennifer Lopez Twerking of the Day

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I don’t know what’s worse. The fact that Jennifer Lopez is twerking in her new video, despite being 90 years old….or that on mute, I like watching Jennifer Lopez twerking….

I mean normally, when I see an washed up, played out, fat ass bitch shaking her ass like she was still having sex with Diddy….I would laugh…because moms aren’t supposed to behave like this…not even when they work as strippers to help pay for formula….

But I like watching Jennifer Lopez twerking…I mean I wasn’t even into her at her prime…and I am not into her now…but this shit is hypnotic, like a slow motion train wreck, with more effort, planning, training…and spandex…

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez

2014

17

Jun

Alyson Michalka in a Vintage Swimsuit of the Day

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Alyson Michalka is some Disney child star who I assume had a mother who sucked dick to make it happen, unless of course she sucked dick to make it happen, despite being a pre-teen. I hear the people at Disney are all about that shit….

I don’t think has done anything but child star 10 or 15 years ago…

But she did post a one piece bathing suit on the internet, showcasing a bit of her body, but screaming that she was probably molested by some casting couch people, and has faded into obscurity because she can’t be seen as a sexual object, and has in turn found the church, or maybe some sort of AMISH group that she is part of that forced her to show up on Swim day, dressed like it was 1920s…and I dig it…

I just figure people are so fucking perverted, porn is everywhere, seeing a girl cover up…makes her exciting…and less typical…if you’re a slut, reading this, cover up…it’s the future.

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2014

17

Jun

Kim Kardashian Big Cleavage and her Stroller of the Day

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Kim Kardashian wore this shirt out with her baby for the paparazzi.

This was low level attention seeking, kinda like leaking a sex tape.

It was one of those “call the paparazzi, I am going out topless, they’ll eat this shit up”…staged bullshit to keep her on the map…

Even though, she’s too fucking fat to not be seen on the map, like the Great Wall of China, you can see this bitch from Space…and not just in the form of the porn DVD one of the astronauts brought up with him, because let’s face it, despite making her millions, or even hundreds of millions…it’s not that good…and either are her mom tits, clearly implants, doing what they are doing…

They just remind me that society is fucking doomed. That’s what Kim Kardashian’s legacy is… GET HER SEX TAPE HERE She’s a classy bitch. Isn’t she.

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