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2014

06

Jun

Elsa Hosk in Marc Jacobs Bikinis of the Day

Elsa Hosk is a newer Victoria’s Secret model from Sweden who has done a lot of titties for Fashion stuff in order to get this level of stardom…you know that million dollar a year contract…

Now she’s modelling for Marc Jacobs, because Victoria’s Secret, like any good pimp who get’s 50% of a girls sideline work, likes to whore them out…and I think she offers a valuable lesson to girls everyone…

If you don’t want a day job, but you do want people to pay you lots of money…but more importantly, you want people to like you and give you attention, because ultimately, the money doesn’t matter if you’re hot, you’ll just marry rich…

All you need to do is start showing your tits, and the world will come to you..

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2014

06

Jun

Nicki Minaj’s New Video Preview of the Day

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Nicki Minaj shared a clip from her new video to the world…and the world would like to thank for that..I mean the one thing we’ve all been waiting for all these years is a Teaser for a Nicki Minaj music video…like shit was a summer blockbuster or some shit…even when the song isn’t even that good and Nicki Minaj’s relevance, despite her rebrand, isn’t that relevant…the only reason I even encourage her is because she’s gone the naked big titty slut route…a route I like girls to take…and not because I am at the end of that route, ready to run them off the road to have my way with them like it was a horror movie, but because I don’t mind looking at the pics that come from their silly behavior…

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2014

06

Jun

Iggy Azalea Bikini Pics of the Day

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Iggy Azalea posted these pictures of her and her lover, or some guy I assume is her lover, partially because he’s black and she is kinda built for that and speaks to that, since this is the Hip Hop generation and all the white kids will follow…something your white plantation slave only ancestors would probably really be appalled by…

I don’t like this bitch, I think she’s a hack, a lie, and in that insanely popular, because that’s how the mainstream works, they are just dumb…

I don’t mind looking at her massive ass because I love massive asses…

But she really not exploiting it as much as she could be, I don’t give a fuck about her flat stomach bullshit…

I want the fucking booty….

These pics are disappointing.

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2014

06

Jun

Courtney Stodden is Amazing of the Day

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In case you didn’t know, Courtney Stodden is a magical bottom feeding attention seeking princess sent from what I assume is strip club heaven, only to maneuver her way into the tabloids at 16, not that anyone thinks she’s 16, and she’s owning it…I mean midddle America love a good child bride with fake tits storyline….and apparently, so do I…because I am hooked on this 1990s, girls don’t look like this anymore unless they do porn, girl who doesn’t do porn, even if everything about her is a pile of smut…

This is the kind of girl, I’d want to marry, because clearly she’s smarter than any of you. Not that she really makes money, but people know her and in this internet world those likes and follows and google results is all that fucking matters.

Here’s her latest video from her online reality show – I didn’t watch it…But I Know It’s Amazing..

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2014

06

Jun

Karlie Kloss for Vogue Paris of the Day

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You know Karlie Kloss as the outcast Victoria’s Secret model. The socially awkward, weird looking one with no real body who is potentially having sex with Taylor Swift…

She’s obscure, awkward, tall and skinny, and despite loving tall and skinny, I find her sex appeal non existent..…

She’s the one who came out of the fashion world and who everyone says “what the fuck is that”…but who makes a ton of fucking money being “what the fuck is that”….because I guess she’s good at it…and owns it and if you have what was probably considered a birth defect being a 6 foot 5 tall woman..worked out for her…like Downs Syndrome worked for Chris Burke…

And for some reason, I think she looks great in these Vogue pics…

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2014

06

Jun

Maja Mayskar Titties for Fashion of the Day

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Maja Mayskar is am IMG model from Australia…and like all up and coming models, who I assume are up and coming model s since I’ve never heard of her before, she’s showing off her hot naked body for whatever the fuck this is…and I am all about this life…the more girls who show their tits, the more normal it becomes and the more girls who would never show their tits show their tits…

Good times…tits for everyone.

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2014

06

Jun

American Apparel GIF of the Day

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American Apparel posted this gif of a chubby hipster girl owning the water bottle wet t-shirt gif….

And I really liked it…

It’s just a reminder that this porno generation, filled with kids who grew up watching hardcore fucking porn, thanks to the internet, is awesome…

I remember when girls I went to school with freaked at the incest porn I made them watch, all wearing their Gap turtleneck and ill fit jeans..

But now bitches are in leggings, shorts, rocking sheer tops, and doing this…

It’s a good time to be alive…even though it’s also fucking horrible…and we are all doomed…but at least it’s easier to masturbate to strangers…walking down the street – cuz everyone’s a model, everyone’s a slut, everyone wants attention…and I’m down to watch…

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2014

06

Jun

Lily Allen Panty Flash of the DAy

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Lily Allen went to an event in some Florida Housewife looking beachwear that she wore strategically to flash the world her panties…because she’s on some midlife crisis kick that stems from never being the hot popstar – leading to her acting up in public and building an entire stageshow around twerking and flashing her ass for attention, but since she can’t pull it off legitimately, she does it as a parody…parody is code for fat girl who can’t make it happen on her own – mocking pretty girl who can..

Either way, I know I wouldn’t want to sniff her panties…too many babies, abortions, obesity and missed showers…but here are her panties she wants you to see none the less…like this was the fucking glory days.

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2014

06

Jun

Jennifer Akerman’s 2012 TOpless Photoshoot of the Day

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Here’s a fascinating story. In 2012, Jennifer Akerman, who is apparently a model related to Malin Akerman, the actress…posted topless and bottomless, but unlike most low level hookers, she didn’t show any labia, because showing labia would be slutty….while this here, this is art..

I don’t know what she’s done since 2012, I can’t be bothered to google her, so as fas as I’m concerned this is her best work, for today’s Flashback Friday, because I’m an asshole and I jump in on social media trends like a fucking drone, even though I know the government is using social media to trap us…