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2014

09

Jun

Offensive Picture of the DAy

Today’s offensive as fuck picture of the day is brought to you by Snooki and her decision to show up her mom of 12 because she’s a rat who is always fucking pregnant…in a bikini…something that is only amazing because she’s not as fat as she was on the show, despite having something growing inside her vagina…a vagina that should be cordoned off as a terrorist threat far greater than the 5 released from GITMO the other day…I’m talking a toxic waste dump that should have been left in the dirty used condom filled sand…of Jersey…or maybe she woulda been better off being left in a used condom back in whatever country she was adopted from…

I mean, I really shouldn’t hate her as much as I do…she’s pretty much had her few years of ridiculousness, you know there’s not much left in her…but seeing this pic…brought up repressed memories…like a rape victim who sees a penis for the first time…after the rape…only far far worse.

Posted in:LOLZ

2014

09

Jun

Heron Preston with Some Tits for Terry Richardson of the Day

Heron Preston is a street wear designer…his brand is called Been Trill and all the cool kids are wearing it, cool kinds like Kanye West…who I think bankrolled the whole thing…

I guess he’s made millions of dollars off the shit and now Terry Richardson is taking interest in him and shooting him in what seems to be soft core porn, really shitty soft core porn, up on some interracial and real tits that aren’t that great kick..

And I’m posting it…not because I wear Been Trill or really care about the brand or the hip hop suburban white person fashion scene. It’s all bullshit lies that people buy into because they have nothing else going on…

I just notice when Terry shoots tits, and I post them…no matter what those tits may be…or who those tits are being licked by, or owned by….

So is Heron Preston important, in his world, probably, but not quite important enough to bring major babes to his shoot with him…because I know if I was a millionaire in fashion, my entourage…would be a little hotter than what I’m seeing her…but I’ll post it anyway.

Posted in:Heron Preston

2014

09

Jun

Danielle Lloyd’s Vegas Bikini Birthday of the DAy

Her name is Danielle Lloyd…she’s some useless Glamour model from the UK who I assume married some rich soccer player, cuz soccer players love these celebrated low level women, who look like strippers to me…and who are strippers in their own right, they just managed to fool the system and get labeled as glamour models instead of working lap dances for 10 dollars a song, even though they’d make more stripping, but the chance of bagging a closet case overpaid soccer player would have been slim to none, cuz these girls, at least in the UK are some kind of status that makes no sense to me…but that happens none the less…probably because in their trashiness, they are hot…like at Danielle Lloyd’s 45th birthday in Vegas this past weekend…not that she’s 45, her face just makes it look like she is…

Useless people.

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Posted in:Danielle Lloyd

2014

09

Jun

Miss USA Host Needs to Take a Dump of the Day

Firstly, I want to say that Miss USA is Not Miss America, but rather the preliminary round of Miss Universe – owned by Donald Trump, started by a bathing suit line in the 50s as a marketing tool, and now used to find him 50 girls who have worked their way to this level for him to jerk off on – after the big event.


TO SEE A COMPILATION WITH PICS OF ALL THE MISS USA CONTESTANTS
put together on the forum by Queen MadamMeow!
CLICK HERE

Last night, Miss Nevada, Nia Sanchez, who I assume was a showgirl and bottle service girl before last night, won…and I don’t think anyone really cared other than a few feminists who had pageants for objectifying women in this male-centric world…you know focusing on their beauty and not their bull dyke lesbianism that is spent hating men – that feminists want you to focus on..

Apparently, one of the contestants was a product of rape, and said the way to end rape is to learn self defence, which I think is a better answer than “wear panties with your short skirts”….
But I think the highlight was when the hose made a reference to taking a dump…see above video.


TO SEE A COMPILATION WITH PICS OF ALL THE MISS USA CONTESTANTS
put together on the forum by Queen MadamMeow!
CLICK HERE

Here are some pics of their swimsuit:


TO SEE A COMPILATION WITH PICS OF ALL THE MISS USA CONTESTANTS
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Posted in:Miss USA|Videos

2014

09

Jun

31 Year Old Who Only Fucks Old People and Other Videos of the Day

Guy on a Bike of the Day

Sir Mix-A-Lot with the Seattle Symphoby

Psy featuring Snoop is the Next Song You Will Want to Kill Yourself Everytime You Hear

Elevator Ride of the Day

The Woman who walks into a Pillar

This woman doesn’t like when guys take pictures on the beach…I think it could be fake…as she Assaults him..

Idiot VS Wheelbarrow

Road Rage of the Day

Posted in:Videos

2014

09

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Turns out my least favorite thing about hookers I don’t realize are hookers, is their 6 foot 5, 350 pound pimps who let me know they are hookers minutes before my in bar bathroom blow job.

Turns out my favorite thing about being unemployed is Mondays…because they are really just Saturdays for us, without all the annoying 9-5ers causing line-ups everywhere you go..

Here are some morning links, while I regroup…

Small Girl – Big Booty
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Girls on Horses Get Starbucks
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Hugh Jackman’s Eyeliner!
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Kate Middleton VS Letizia Ortiz Panty Flash
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Eases Into Butch
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20 Great Moments in Dj Khaled
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Running of the Goats!
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Mick Jagger has new Pussy and L’Wren Scott’s Sister is Mad
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Joanna Krupa is in a Bikini
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Nic Cage in a Shirt with his Face on It
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Nicki Minaj Talks The Inspiration Behin “Pills and Potions” – What a Joker
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Taco Bell Employee of the Month
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

09

Jun

Phil Varones’ Swinging in Kentucky Exclusive Trailer of the Day

My GOOD friends over at VIVID.com offered me a trailer from their new sex tape with sex addict, rockstar and real life swinger, who has DONE THIS BEFORE …Phil Varone!

I’ve done A 10 QUESTIONS WITH PHIL VARONE interview before…but seeing him bang regular, real, non porn girls on video is far more entertaining!

Here is the press release:

Varone, a veteran swinger for more than 20 years, flies around the U.S. looking for swingers to star in his wildly popular movies. “I like to cast real swingers who are recommended by other swingers, since chemistry is most important when we film a large group,” Varone says.

In his new Kentucky Old Glory movie three couples plus one single female and one unattached male (Varone) show us that Kentucky has some of the hottest and naughtiest swingers in the country. “Maybe it’s the humid, subtropical climate of a state where the temperature gets up to 114 degrees that increases the urge to merge,” says Varone. “This group explores orgies, sex trains and so much more that I think it’s a good idea for viewers to hydrate before watching this wild ride.”

For the first time in any of his swinging movies, Varone and one of the husbands build a “glory hole,” which he portrays in the tradition of “This Old House,” so that viewers would find it easy to build their own.

“Kentucky Old Glory is the epitome of what being in the swinging lifestyle is about. Great friends, great times and great respect for the lifestyle,” Varone adds. “We’re obviously having such a good time that we know that viewers will too.”

Sounds AWESOME, RIGHT…and I have the hardcore trailer…thanks to VIVID


TO SEE THE EXCLUSIVE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW OBVSIOUSLY)
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Phil Varone

2014

07

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I saw a dude set up a photoshoot on the beach, with camera and tripod…with a girl in a bikini, with big tits, who I assume came to meet him to model…decide he was better suited being the model…and pose seriously, in a public place….because we’ve got to the point in our society, where even men want to be Sports Illustrated models, and that’s weird. Just not as weird as me telling a bartender I want her to make me babies in her ass…which apparently, isn’t as romantic as saying I want to make babies in her…because babies are forever, while anal is just until you shit or fart…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Top 10 Chris Brown is Out of Jail…
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Russel Brand Dinner Party
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Today in Kim Kardashian Ass
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Reason to Delete FB
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Lebron and His Crapms Make for Funny
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New Disney AD Campaign….FUll of Buttsex…
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Hot Girls Working Out
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Karina Bartkevica Lingerie
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Hilary Duff in Shorts
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Bieber is Posting Bible Verses…
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Drug Cartel Enforcer Takes Over Social Media…
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Girl Doesn’t Like Being Recorded
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Lily Allen See Through Dress
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10 Failed Graduation Cakes
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Catrinel Menghia – Hot Model
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Tennis Porn of the Day
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I Still Like Lindsay Lohan
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Caroline Receveur NIPPLE
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Singing Nun of the Day
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10 Best Orange is the New Black Moments
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Ashley Sky Bathing Suit…
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Drums on Kid’s Back
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Lucy Hale Legs
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Malin Akerman’s Sister Topless
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Some Chick Named Ashley Fliehr
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Katy Perry is Weird
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Who is this Hot Bitch”target=”_blank”rel=”nofollow”> GO
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Nicole Kidman is an Alien…
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12 Ugly Crying Faces
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Hottest Women on Cable Television…
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50 Cent Spoofs Maleficent
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Kate Beckinsale Tight Dress
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Jennette McCurdy Midriff
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Nicki Minaj New Video Trailer
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Top 10 Kendall Jenner is a Workaholic….
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Rosie Huntington Topless
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A Quad Amputee Story!!
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The Brazilians in Loaded are Hot
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Lady Gaga is Crazy
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Cam girl of the Day
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Big Tits Sucking Booze
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Find Cougar’s To Fuck
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Amateur of the Day
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THis is the BEst Gif Ever
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Classy Girl – Public Piss
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Nude Jogging
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing BAD Stuff…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Support The Coolest Sex Toy Ever!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

06

Jun

Adriana Lima Nipples for VOGUE of the Day

Adriana Lima
Adriana Lima Nipples for VOGUE of the Day

Adriana Lima may be old. She may be tired. She may be a mom with a battered vagina.

She may be an annoying Jesus freak who claimed to be a virgin who should have waited to make those babies…but she’s also a heathen harlot who gets half naked for money. That Jesus doesn’t approve of but I’m Jesus and I fucking love it.

She’s recently divorced, also a sin that Jesus doesn’t approve of, but I’m Jesus and I fucking love it.

Now she’s showing her nipples in Vogue, another a sin that Jesus doesn’t approve of, but I’m Jesus and I fucking love it.

That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Adriana Lima

2014

06

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens Mom Shows You Stage Mom-ing of the Day

If you know anything about child stars, it is that they all have Stage Moms, who wanted to be stars on their own, but never too the chance for whatever reason…

So when their narcissistic vaginas shat out something cute enough to monetize and live out the dream…they took the first bus to Hollywood to make it happen…

So seeing Vanessa Hudgens fun looking Filipino type momma doing her dance she probably always knew, is a lot of fun on the surface, but beneath the surface it screams that she wishes she was Vanessa Hudgens, but at least she made Vanessa Hudgnes….and I love stage moms…but not the ones who have made it already, the ones who need to suck dick to try to make it….they are the eager ones…

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens