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2014

06

Jun

Jennifer Akerman’s 2012 TOpless Photoshoot of the Day

Here’s a fascinating story. In 2012, Jennifer Akerman, who is apparently a model related to Malin Akerman, the actress…posted topless and bottomless, but unlike most low level hookers, she didn’t show any labia, because showing labia would be slutty….while this here, this is art..

I don’t know what she’s done since 2012, I can’t be bothered to google her, so as fas as I’m concerned this is her best work, for today’s Flashback Friday, because I’m an asshole and I jump in on social media trends like a fucking drone, even though I know the government is using social media to trap us…

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2014

06

Jun

People Laughing at Smoking Kid and Other Videos of the Day

Here’s a lion Cumming…

Arsonist Catches on Fire…

Idiot VS Trash Bin

Old Man Walking his Bird

What the fuck is this Dunkin Donuts Amazingness

Posted in:Videos

2014

06

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Last night some random fat girl came up to me and told me she was going home to masturbate. I asked her what she was going to use as her masturabtion tool, she told me she used her hand like it was the 1800s….apparently…she’s Amish…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Top 10 Chris Brown is Out of Jail…
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Swans Aren’t That Graceful…
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The Internet Reacts to Obama Fitness
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Some Redheads…
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Demi Lovato Lesbian Cleavage…
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Ed Norton and Brett Ratner are Making a Movie Called American Hippopotamus
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Minnesota Wedding Party Falls in the Lake
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20 Panorama Glitches That Are Scary
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Pregnant Scarlett JOhansson…
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No from the Block Cares for Jenny from the Block
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Anais Zanotti and Ana Braga Butts
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Find Cougar’s To Fuck
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Fat Princess Leia Chair
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Robert Pattison Isn’t the New Indiana Jones
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Forrest Gump is Going to IMAX
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A Guy in Jurassic Park Raped a 13 Year Old Girl….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

05

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

It is always hard to appreciate a hot girl who is playing a drinking game in a sports bar after her kickball tournament with the team, and not in a joking around kind of way, but in a competitive screaming and high fiving her Bros….

I guess I like my girls to be girls…

It is also hard to appreciate a big booty fitness girl with a busted face walking around in short shorts like she was one of these big booty fitness model from instagram…when she’s making out with her bro boyfriend…

I mean I guess I experienced what real America is all about…and it’s bad…mainly because it didn’t end with my face being sat on…

Girls Burning Their Bras
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TMZ has Been Blackmailing Bieber for Years…
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20 Panorama Glitches that Are Amazing
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Slut of the Day
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Some Star Wars News…
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Abigail Clancy Has Hard Nipples in a Bathing Suit
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10 Best Orange is the Black Moments
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Emily Ratajkowski Bikini Painted
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Some Random Model of the Day
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Amber Heard Slutty
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The Creepiest Store Ever…
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Jennifer Lopez Performing….
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Angelina Jolie is 39 – Here’s a Retrospective
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Whoopi Goldberg Says Bieber isn’t Racist Because He’s Canadian
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Charlize Theron is a Good Tipper
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Levitation Device
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Alba Parietti is Not Jessica Alba in a Bikini – But She’s in a Bikini
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Scarlett Johansson’s Happy and Pregnant
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Kellie Pickler and Other Hookers at the CMT Awards
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Willa Holland Pokies! I can’t Believe I Just Wrote Pokies.
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Lohan and Lohan and Lohan
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Brides Throwing Cats
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Hottest Girls of Summer TV
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Boiling Coca Cola
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Lily Allen See Through Panty Flash
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Lohan and Lohan and Lohan
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Famous Art Pieces Interpreted in Snapcat…
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Victoria Justice is a Trick
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Nicki Minaj Loves Her Tits
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Leonardo DiCaprio Refused to do Kardashian
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Audrina Patridge and her Dog
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10 Things Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant Discussed in their Secret Meeting
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Maria Menounos Ass…
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Lana Del Rey
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Maria Menounos – Signing Autrographs
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Minnesota Party Ends in the Lake
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Briana Evigan in Lingerie
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Helen Flanagan Walking Dogs…
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Elena Papabasileiou BTS Amazing…
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Goat of the DAy
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Louisa Rosa ALlen Hot Bra Top
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Things That Bounce
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Man Decides He Does Not Want to Be Adult Anymore!
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Beach Booty Shaking Contest
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Funny Teeth Cam Show
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Busty Hotties
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Greek Slut
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Find Cougar’s To Fuck
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Monster Dildo
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The Girl Who Thinks her Pussy is Art
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Small Girl Big Dildo
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing BAD Stuff…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

05

Jun

Thania Peck Amazing by Andi Elloway Exclusive of the Day

One of my favorite photographers of our generation, possibly of all time, is named ANDI ELLOWAY and she is babe enough to be a model herself…but instead of getting in front of the camera, she gets behind it and makes serious fucking magic happen, like this amazing bathtub shoot she did.

The model’s name is THANIA PECK …I don’t know much about her, but based on these pictures I can only assume that greatness is bound to happen for her…she’s amazing to look at….and she also has an amazing CATCHER IN THE STYLE …so follow that…while I stare at this…

FOLLOW ANDI ELLOWAY and THANIA PECK

Posted in:Thania Peck

2014

05

Jun

Candice Swanepoel is an Instgram Fitness Model of the Day

I guess Candice Swanepoel has figured out that Instagram is designed to make models you would otherwise only know for the A-List guys they have sex with and their lingerie modelling work, to have a platform to showcase their fabulous, luxurious, celebrity life…I mean that and fitness pornography….

So she’s jumped on the Izabel Goulart bandwagon and started humping the air in fitness apparel, because her handers at Victoria’s Secret fitness realize “If we own the bitch, created the bitch, let’s use the bitch’s instagram to sell our product of her in selfie videos”…because you know if it was up to Candice, she’d probably be kicking’ it not on instagram…unless of course she’s an egotistical, narcissist who believes she belongs in front of the camera to share her beauty with the world…and I have a feeling that’s exactly what she does….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2014

05

Jun

Emma Roberts is Pretty Good in a Bikini of the Day

Emma Roberts posted this bikini picture of herself on Instagram…last night and reminded me that Emma Roberts was one of the original instagram celebrities I followed on instagram early in the instagram game….back when she had very few followers in an era I consider before she was a celebrity, even though she’s been doing movies for a long time, but wasn’t engaged, getting arrested in Canada and didn’t really break through until that hugely popular Horror Story show happened…back when she was just Eric Roberts’ daughter he was too drunk to notice….

Is she hot, not really, she’s a cute little LA hipster chick, with an Academy Award winning dad you can hire to be in your movie for 500 dollars…

But she is in a bikini….and she wants you to see it, so I’ll look…I like supporting people like that.

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Posted in:Emma Roberts

2014

05

Jun

Natalia Vodianova Breast Feeding of the Day

Supermodel and mom of 4 with various rich men, Natalia Vodianova, who has been in the game for a long fucking time, and who is old enough to probably remember fleeing a communist Russia for the good model life of luxury, figured out the weirdest gift to get the person who has everything….

You see her second husband, far richer than her first husband, is a man named Antoine Arnault….he is the son of the founder of a luxury company called LVMH, that owns 90 percent of the world’s luxury goods, from Louis Vuitton, Hennessey, Moet and enough other companies to be worth 32 billion fucking dollars…meaning the little things in life, like his freshly born son shot by a fashion photographer, that she leaks to the world, can be appreciated…while most of us with fat busted up wives, would prefer our baby momma’s to give us nude pics of other girls..or maybe even an actual gift since we’re tapped out this month….but to an heir to a fortune…this becomes thoughtful and romantic…while I just find it weird…but not weird enough for you to masturbate to, because I know your kind and masturbating to this would be tame for you, like a day off of your depravity…

Posted in:Natalia Vodianova

2014

05

Jun

Constance Jablonski for NUmero of the Day

CONSTANCE JABLONSKI is a french model who pretty much has all the odds in her favor when it comes to getting naked, because as part of the job, models get naked for photographers…up on some pornography shit…but more importantly, European girls, especially the french, get naked…just for the sake of getting naked,…since topless is the same as wearing a shirt to them….

I am from French Canada, and I know some French girls, sure not as refines as the ones you’d find in Paris, maybe a little like comparing a New York or LA girl to some backwoods inbred in the apalachians, but I do know…they have anal on the first date, that doesn’t even have to be a date, but rather just a random meeting at a bar…they have a spice for life like that…

So Constance Cravings Jablonksi, who we’ve seen naked countless times before, wearing this weirdo body suit, that I think all girls should wear…everyday of their lives

Posted in:Constance Jablonski

2014

05

Jun

Sasha Luss Nipples for Numero of the Day

Sasha Luss, born in 1989, making her a little older than you’d want her to be, since you’re a pervert. She’s also a really amazing looking model, who I am sure has done a lot of stuff before, probably that involves nudity, because that’s just the was fashion – an industry built on clothing – promotes clothes…but this is the first time I’m posting her Russian, failed sex trade worker, tits. Tits that make me laugh because they are shot amongst flowers, all beautiful setting, so far removed from other Russian girls showing their tits right now in a basement somewhere for barely any money, as the mafia tell if they don’t show their tits, their families will be killed off…You see, not only are Russian babes models in high fashion making money…they are also hookers in international brothels, sex workers, cam girls…owned by evil men…it’s just part of their culture, and the other thing that is part of their culture, besides communism, is that they are some of the hottest girls around…and Sasha Luss is just one of the many I’d like to see topless more often…

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