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2014

10

Jun

Hayden Panettiere is Pregnant in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Hayden Panettiere is pregnant, got into a bathing suit and was decent enough to not be in a bikini, because pregnant girls in bikinis, is pretty inappropriate and even disgusting, and even the most seasoned hooker knows that when you start to show, you get off fucking stage and find another way to make money, like turning tricks in your living room….

She still looks like shit, but that’s what pregnancy does to you, and is always a horrible fucking decision to take…I mean her husband’s 6 foot 8 massive penis in her 4 foot 2 frame should have been enough uterus filling for her…but no, she had to reproduce…

I didn’t find her hot before, I don’t find her hot now…but here are the pics anyway…

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2014

10

Jun

Miley Cyrus Instagram Dance of the DAy

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A day is not a day without Miley Cyrus doing a silly dance in short shorts with her tween sister who you know is probably more fucked up than Miley, while growing up in Miley’s shadow, and learning all the awful personality traits of a spoiled girl who provided the income for the family…you know showing the young one the moves needed when she turns to a life of porn, or wherever else sisters of successful girls who no one care about go to fill their void…

Fun!

TO SEE HER CONCERT PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

10

Jun

Mila Kunis Pregnant With Demon Child Pics of the Day

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Some girls have decent pregnancy, where they stay fit, not bloated, but I guess when Mila Kunis decided to throw in the towel..

You know, run back to her childhood boyfriend, the one guy who understands her, who just happens to be a billionaire and the only costar from her past to have any real career. Whether it’s from his own TV shows, to a massive sitcom he got overpaid on, to all the dot com and app initiatives he’s thrown money at that have worked, he’d make for a good father to her kids, the kind of guy, despite not being Jewish, who could provide their child the best life…and for him, I mean he has known her forever and knows that she has her own money and that her gold digging comes from a good place because she knew him when he was nothing…

I get the whole thing, it’s just too bad her first pregnancy looks like shit, because first pregnancy can be hot, knowing a baby has yet to ravage the vagina, but once it is said and done her vagina will also look like shit, and not because of remnants of Culkin herpes, but thanks to baby making destruction,

Either way, she went out in public, and looked like a hearse, which was convenient, since she’s pretty much dead…at least in terms of sex appeal.

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2014

10

Jun

Joanna Krupa Bottom Feeding Bikini of the Day

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The Real Housewives Of Miami has been cancelled…and no one gives a fuck because that bullshit sucked. Except maybe Joanna Krupa, I mean she got married to live out this lie probably assuming the show would go on forever and people would care about her nonsense until the end of time…

The fact is that she technically shouldn’t even be on TV, she was a washed up Maxim Model, which at the time was pretty fucking low level modelling, and now is non-existent modelling…who somehow tricked Dancing with the Stars to cast her….allowing her American dream bullshit storyline of a communist born, communist escapee, trying to live the American dream life, despite being here since she was 2 and likely raised a spoiled brat because her parents were excited about Captialist society…and then she leveraged that to get on some other retarded show…and here she is now pushing 40 with nothing left to do but show her tits on the beach…

It doesn’t matter, I don’t know why I am posting it, I think I have a sick obsession with posting pics of people in bikinis who society deem important, when they really aren’t. It’s a problem…but only because there is so much better shit to talk about…but instead I’m looking at this…

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Posted in:Joanna Krupa

2014

10

Jun

Twerking Pole Dance Clarinet Player of the Day

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This motherfucker has a very targeted and specific talent….a little twerk, some pole tricks, and a whole lot of Clarinet…one of those home schooled by over achieving parents who like their spawns to be well versed in everything, versatile, athletic, musical…and socially awkward as fuck…but luckily has no shame and understands the importance of putting this video out to the world, even if it makes zero to no fucking sense….to anyone in anyway, but it is just awesome!

Posted in:Videos

2014

10

Jun

Josephine Skriver’s Topless for Porter of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is a model who got naked in PORTER magazine…but didn’t show her nipples because that is probably against her Victoria’s Secret contract, seeing as she walked their show last year, and that shit is a model’s dream…that you don’t want to throw away…because you’re who life depends on it, I mean even your dating life, because when you work for Victoria’s Secret, they decide everything for you…it’s part of protecting a billion dollar brand’s image,

That said, Porter Magazine, is not a fashion magazine, it is basically a catalog disguised as a fashion magazine for an online retailer…and I guess topless is OK for them, but nipples, that shit can offend their Christian market and doesn’t drive sales of vintage clothing, but I guess topless still happened, even if I don’t consider a bitch toppless unless my dick is between her tits…but that’s just me.

I guess the biggest story to know about her is that her mom is a Lesbian, which I assume means she’s good at eating ass..bonus!

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2014

10

Jun

Nicki Minaj Topless in Pills and Potion Video of the Day

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Nicki Minaj may be a phoney clown who tried to scale back on the clown- in efforts to be considered a legitimate artist, and she did that by pulling back not he clown make-up lady gaga nonsense, and when with a more natural look, that allowed her to focus on what matters, her big tits, that she shows off every chance she gets…you see because when you get naked, no one gives a fuck about your past nonsense, I mean they don’t even care if your song is good, if the video involves a series of clips of her hiding her nipples, hand bra-ing them shits, when they aren’t nipple taped, we can mute and focus on that…

I mean whatever is going on here is better than any of her old shit that was a pawn to make a lot of people a lot of money…and I guess she’s still making people a lot of money, since all I see is Beats by Dre product placement…so this is a song about a mobile speaker shaped like a pill with bluetooth capabilities…sick…one giant ad filled with tits..

Who cares. It’s happening in our pop culture…Weird.

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2014

10

Jun

Kelly Cunningham Naked Polaroids for Joris Zvaal of the Day

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Kelly Cunningham is a useless bottle service caliber nude mode just trying to get famous and here she is nude for a photographer I’ve never heard of named Joris Zvaal…I googled him and couldn’t find much…but he’s ok – even though he made me take down the pics because Kelly Cunningham doesn’t understand if you get naked on the internet and you pretend to be a model…you end up on this site….

The fact is that I’ve posted every girl before she was famous since I started and girls like EMILY RAT-COW used to tip me off on pics as they came out…because everyone in Hollywood reads this fucking site you dumb bitch…

You can see the pics:

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Now I don’t really know who Kelly Cunningham is, and either does she, but I’ve seen her naked before…and she could be Emma Roberts’ mom, since that is Emma Roberts’ mom’s name…but I have a weird suspicion that she’s not..she’s likely just another fame whore trying to get famous who can’t afford criticism because she is already so broken – hence why she wants fame.

One thing I do know, and that I am certain of, is that she’s got a hipster bush, which to me is all it takes to make her matter…in my eyes. I love bush. I live for bush. My first logo for the site in 2004, back when Kelly’s daddy issues were just budding….was bush.

I’m a veteran at the shit…Sure guys I know hate bush, and most girls I know hate bush, but there’s something totally natural about bush, that reminds me a girl isn’t trying to hard to be all dolled up like a Kardashian or a Jersey Shore girl, cuz pubic hair adds some flavor and smells, and a whole lot of personality and more importantly, something to braid my beard into when it comes to pussy…

So to that I say: #savethebush

It’s just too bad that the girls who are saving the bush are all misguided feminists and I am their enemy for calling them out on being no better than a worthless porn slut getting fucked up the ass for 1000 dollars…you’re the same attention seeker…filling a void…

Now I am sorry that when Kelly reads my posts, she sees everything she hates about herself. You know a girl resorting to getting naked to try to get ahead. A fake feminist who is uneducated and doens’t know what’s up. Hoping one day she’ll get cast as Barista #5 in next season’s GIRLS….it’s her big break…that or writing a piece for Jezebel or Thought Catalog on the feministic traits of a girl who sucks dick to get ahead when not getting naked…because naked is feminist for embracing her body…not seeking male attention…like I see….

Maybe my site is junk food and she objects to being served at McDonalds, because she asked me to take down the pics but she’s not prime rib….unless VOGUE is CASTING the September issue at whatever retail outlet this trash works at…you probably won’t be seeing much of her ever…

SEE THE PICS
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I tease you to make you stronger!

Posted in:Kelly Cunningham

2014

10

Jun

Kino is the Yoga Girl of the Day

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Kino is a Yoga girl who posts hundreds of videos of her doing yoga that no one really watches, but that I am glad I found because it turns out watching girls do yoga is pretty fucking erotic…

I would probably already know that if I got off my ass and joined a little hot YOGA class like a normal pervert who understands hot yoga is filled with aspiring skinny girls who want to be able to bend and gay dudes…leading to pussy in your face, and great opportunity to leverage into pussy in your bed…

Sure, the only problem with Yoga girls is having to listen to them talk about Yoga ,which I guess is what makes these videos are tolerable, cuz you can mute them and don’t have to listen to her planning her next Costa Rican Yoga retreat…cuz clearly she takes this shit seriously…when really the only good thing about it is that she can lick your balls when fucking her doggy style…

Either way, She’s insane…

Posted in:Videos

2014

10

Jun

Abby Brothers Naked for Brooke Frederick of the Day

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Her name is Abby Brothers, she’s a model who has been around for a while. I’m sure I’ve posted on her in the past but can’t really be bothered to figure out where…because ultimately, it doesn’t matter…because I’m staring at her tits and when that happens nothing else matters….she’s amazing, and right now the only thing I can fixate on, don’t talk to me…I’m trying to focus here.

The great, fun, amazing, inspiring, semi erotic pics of Abby Brothers and her topless friends were taken from some photographic genius because she gets girls naked together named BROOKE FREDRICK ….I’ve never heard of her before, but I have got a boner looking at at least one of the pictures which I guess makes us life long friends..

I don’t know the contact of this shit, I just know it’s good and both people are affiliated with my friend Vivianne …who I plan on having a slumber party where I try to recreate this photoshoot in my basement apartment when she’s in Montreal next week…cuz that’s just the kind of friend I am…

Here are the pics…

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