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2014

23

May

The Photoshoppped Jessica Alba Bikini Pics of the Day

Jessica Alba is 400 years old, and I guess into showing off the fossilization process of a totally irrelevant sex symbol, who decided to run off and make babies for her own ego, to trap her man, who she was obviously a crazy, instead of doing the right thing…like getting naked in movies…

So here she is in some Entertainment Weekly shit her expensive publicist set up, because maintaining celebrity is important to the success of her internet business/scam she’s running…

She’s in a bikini, photoshopped to shit, looking like a cheap Sears Catalog, but you’re going to masturbate to it, because you are the kind of person stuck in 1998, who can’t move on, because those were the glory years when you still had hope…now you just have to embrace your middle aged irrelevance…

And what it comes down to, is photoshopped or not, she’s still better than any mom of two you’ve had sex with…including but not limited to your wife, provided anyone has ever let you have sex with them…

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2014

23

May

Miley Cyrus’ Tongue and Tit on Instagram of the Day

I don’t know if the above video is actually Miley playing with her tit to fuck with Instagram like she was Rihanna..But I think it might be..because she’s attention seeker, she likes exposing herself like it was the casting couch at Disney and she was 8, it’s part of her thing…or who she is, or being exploited by her parents and taught that you have no privacy, and I guess none of us really do, so you might as well be making 100 million dollars exposing yourself…

I know that no one really cares or gets shocked by anymore, because they are too annoyed of Miley and her fucking voice…and because it could be a lemon…and some optical illusion…

I know this would be better news if it was a sex tape, or insertion or even a squirt video…I mean considering it’s Miley, it’d be better if it was a memorial video after her drug overdose, because people like to hate her…but I think still think she’s clever enough to want to bang…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

23

May

Top Pictures from amfAR’s Aids Gala of the Day

Here’s some Kylie Minoge – Breast Cancer Survivor at some AIDS event that all kinds of models and people who are more important, richer, better looking that you attended. One of those multimillion dollar charity events that the multi million dollar would be better spent on the charity, but why not make it fun for these people who have everything….

This is my round-up…with IRINA SHAYK Lookin’ Like a Russian Bride…

Paz Vega TIts Because I Don’t Know WHo She Is…

Sharon Stone Hard Nipple

Paris Hilton Because She Manages to Make Everything Look Cheap as Fuck

ROSARIO DAWSON’S Window to her Relevance

Lara Stone Because she Tried to See Me

Heidi Klum Getting Molested

Marion Cottilard Feet…

To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLIST

2014

23

May

The Man Who Caught the Falling Baby and Other Videos of the Day

That’s an interesting stunt more buskers should partake in, here’s a pool electrocuting a girl…in Florida, she lived.

The Man and his Wild Turkey…

The Girl who jumped out of her car before the train hit…

Posted in:Videos

2014

23

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Do you ever accidentally think about the missteps you’ve taken in life, and drink to forget them so hard that you end up on a party boat in the middle of a manmade lake in a trailer park in Florida, ripping lines of what may be cocaine with at least 4 crack whores in their 50s before deciding it’s a good idea to get them to compare vaginas….with a taste test…using your tongue…despite all the smells and sounds telling you it’s a bad idea…

Yeah, me too…

I guess everyday is memorial day for my dignity…

Here are some links…

Girls Look Slutty When they are Bent
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Nancy Grace is Roger From American Dad
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20 Terminator 2 GIFs
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Barbora Lovasova in a Green Bikini
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Jessica Alba Never Did the Casting Couch
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Abigail Ratchford TOpless
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Angelina Jolie Might Run for Office
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Japan Did Bioshock in 1973
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I Still Like a Drunk Lohan
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21 Way to Open a Bottle…
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THESE GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

23

May

Kimberly Garner Milking Cannes Like a Bottom Feeding Cow of the Day

Kimberly Garner

I love Kimberly Garner, no wait, I loved Kimberly Garner, back when she she followed me on twitter last week, before deciding she was too good for that…

You know that I wasn’t the kind of person she wanted to fall in love with over the internet, like this was a dating site, because I guess she’s snobby cunt, who think she’s more important than she actually is, and doesn’t realize she’s just fucking bottom feeding as hard as she can, while on some show in the UK no one cares about…

And all it is doing for her is increasing her value so that she can settle down with some Billionaire…just keep above the surface of irrelevant…

And she’s got a pretty fucking amazing body, and that doesn’t really change if I hate her, think she’s a garbage low grade cunt who I’d hate if she was just a little less non-existent than she is….

If anything, I’m doing this post for her as charity, because I feel bad she hasn’t officially made it like so many British reality stars before her….like….I don’t think any UK reality star has ever quite made it…but at least this one looks good doing it.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kimberly Garner

2014

22

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I think I got a stripper pregnant….at leas you’d think that with the amount of money I threw at her…shit felt like Child Support…not that I’d ever pay child support – that shit is for fuckicking suckers…

The good news, is that it was my rich friend’s money…I don’t have the resources for that…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Top 10 Things That Could Ruin Kim and Kanye’s Wedding
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Charlie Sheen and Rihanna Fight on Twitter
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Braless Babes
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Luma Grothe Topless
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Amazing Panties….
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Rachel Bilson Pregnant Bikini
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Tracy Morgan Tells Some Funny Donal Sterling Jokes..
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Christine is the Slut of the Day
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This is Not Rosario Dawson
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Barbara Palvin Lookin’ Hot in White
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Kylie Minogue Panty Flash
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Creepy Kid Michael Jackson
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Barbara Palvin and Justin Bieber Together…
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Top 10 Lindsay Lohan was Wasted Last Night
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Girls in Bed
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Sophia Vergara Likes Dick In Her Mouth
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Fat Guy Loses His Shorts in Public
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Candice Swanepoel Catwalks
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Kate Hudson Has Nipples
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John Travolta’s Chin is Amazing
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Crackwhore Loses Her Shit
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Izabel Goulart Red Carpet
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This is How Adults Their Time…
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Abigail Ratchford Big Titties
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Stripping Librarian
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Emily DiDonato Topless of Armani Video
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Nina Agdal Behind the Scenes
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Aubrey O’Day Ass in Thong
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Miley Cyrus Calls America’s Sweetheart a Liar
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Eniko Mihalik in Glamour
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The Best Thing to Happen toKaraoke
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Here’s a Good Way to Break Your Neck
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Coco Topless at a Burlesque Show
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Maddy King Bikini
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Trainspotter Flattened by a Freight Train…
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PAGE 3 GIRLS OF THE DAY
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Alina Phillips Nude!!
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Alfonso Cuaron Directing Shining Sequel…
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Benedict Cumberbatch is a Master of Disguise
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Funny Flight Attendent
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Girls in Towels
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Bella Thorne on the Red Carpet
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47 Facts About Kid’s Books
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Top 10 Most Annoying Celebrities on Instagram
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Disinterested Fan Sitting COurtside
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Celebs Read Mean Tweets About Themselves
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Bouncy Titties
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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BIG TIT FACT OF THE DAY
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COUGAR PUSSY IS THE MOST WILD PUSSY…
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Pretty LESBIANS
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MY NEXT WIFE IS GONNA BE A CAM GIRL!!!
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I wish this was my mom
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Misty Gates VS Inflattable
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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THe MAsturbation COncert!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing BAD Stuff…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

22

May

Lindsay Lohan Drunk in Cannes of the Day

You want to know what I like…Lindsay Lohan…especially when she’s medicated, has fallen off the rails, and starts to deliver or produce good content in some kind of manic episode…it entertains me…

I am not the kind of guy who likes to blame parents for the way their 40 year old looking daughter turned out, she’s an adult, still rich, living the good life…and most importantly still Lindsay Lohan…

I am just the kind of guy who likes to watch the empire collapse…because I’ve met her at least once, I’ve talked to her at least once, I know what the media says about her is partial lies, but more importantly, I know she’s crazy and unstable as fuck…and if you’re not dating it, it’s great to watch, especially when it gets violent…

I am into her Cannes pics, it’s just a bummer knowing these could be her last Cannes trip before one manic episode destroys her…because I think I may be in love with her…10 years later.

And video…

It’s nice to see her having a good time falling through the cracks, one step closer to death…

To see the rest of the drunk pics CLICK HERE

To see the Amazing TOP 10 LINDSAY LOHAN DRUNK IN CANNES CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

22

May

Denisa Dvorakova for Elle Russia of the Day

Denisa Dvorakova is some Communist Model who has POSED IN A BATHING SUIT before…and here she is doin’ it for Elle Russia…behind the Iron curtain…

I am a firm believer that Russia peaked in the 80s, when everyone dressed the same, when everyone waited in line for rationed bread, when the rich remained rich and the poor remained poor, in a two class system they pretended was communist…because the girls were just as hot then, only far more desperate…

They were not dating 30 year old billionaires, not many were not really international models, only the ones who had to escape…but even today, they are still good to look at…and more importantly, there are still so many girls who get naked on webcam, so many hot girls who are not with the billionaires, you know the ones who just don’t make the cut but are still better than the average American girls..so maybe Russia is the only place any of your single dudes should travel…all you need is a couple hundred dollars to buy a wife…

Here’s Denisa Dvorakova

Posted in:Denisa Dvorakova

2014

22

May

Natasha Bedingfield Sunbathing by The Pool Porn of the Day

Natasha Bedingfield is some British one hit wonder…who had one radio hit that I know of…and now she’s brought half her tit to instagram, which may not be her most lucrative work, but is up there with her best work…because half of a tit is better than garbage music..pretty much always….

What isn’t good about her, is that some of her worst credits include being cummed inside by Adam Levine, just another one of the tainted pussies he’s touched…

Ruined, old, damaged or not, I encourage slutty social media behavior…

Posted in:Natasha Bedingfield