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Chrissy Teigen is my fake enemy, because I am sure we both don’t really give a fuck about each other. Her story, from what I know, just makes me laugh.

What I see is an average at best, what would be an “Instagram Model”, if bitch wasn’t so fucking old, who booked one swimsuit catalog for Billabong or some other surf brand way back 8 years ago, that was shot by one of Kanye’s friends from Chicago, who ended up introducing her to John Legend, who I guess she felt was going to be the next big thing…so she took her 250 dollar pay check from the bikini catalog she did, and wifed the motehrfucker before he was really rich and famous so it looked less obvious and made him believe she was part of the process…and in wifing the motherfucker, she’s managed to keep herself busy plain ton social media, and doing free campaigns for people like Sports Illustrated and their affiliates…

So to some she’s a gold digging hooker, to me she’s just an opportunist who knew she couldn’t make it as a model without some celebrity support, and if she get mad when people say she’s fat, or has a shitty pug face that is bloated from either hard drinking, cocaine, or botox and filler…because no one likes to admit they manipulated a man with their tits…and who gives a fuck, because you can just stare at her tits…like you were John Legend getting sucked the fuck in…early on in your career…making her too expensive to fucking divorce…

Anyway, she wrote a nice blog post about me on her site once, I feel like it’s my claim to fame. HERE because I think she should finalize the dig, with a pregnancy retirement plan…I’m just being practical…

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