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2014

16

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m still in Florida…

Let’s revisit this…beach video…

Because all I’ve been seeing on the beach in crackhead hookers washing out their vaginas…after I’ve given them crabs..the seafood kind…I’m classy like that…

If you want to meet up and experience it…let me know…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Pat Yourself on the Back Amanda Bynes
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Two GIrls Cuddling Each Other
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Mariah Carey Lip Syncer
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Porn Chick on the BEach
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Hilary Duff Got an Ass
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Very Fucking Weird Name for a Boat
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SLUT of the DAy
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Elizabeth Hurley Old Green Dress
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Amanda Seyfried’s Big Cleavage…
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10 Drunk People who Can’t Handle a Good Man…
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TOday in Charlize Theron
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Eve Wrywal Unkown Photoshoot
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Bubble Football…
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Rihanna Nips
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Bambi Went Straight for the Boob
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Blake Lively’s Dress is Too Long
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Natasha Barn-yard in Lingerie
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Miranda Kerr at Some Bullshit Event
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Truck Smashes Into Overpass
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Hot in Public
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Michelle Bass Bikini Candids
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Godzilla’s 10 Most Embarrassing Moments
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Bar Paly in Blazer Magazine
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Hilary Duff in Short Shorts
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Cosmos Jam!
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Elizabeth Banks Hot in Walk of Shame
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Someone Explains What Gluten Is…
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Playmate of the Year
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Coco Topless Hustle….
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Micaela Schafer See Through
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Chyna in some Throwback Nude Pics
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Kelly McGillis from Witness
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Rita Ora’s Pussy is Probably Not as Tight as These Pants
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I want to fuck Rumer WIllis
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Coke and Mentos Fail
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Aaron Hernandez Murders Everyone
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Johnny Depp Kisses Amber HEard’s Teeth…
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Multi Tasker of the Year
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Hilary Duff Tight Pants…
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So Many Bitches Out for Barbara Walters…
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Kendall Jenner Side Boob
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This Idaho Governor Debate is Hilarious
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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COUGAR PUSSY IS THE MOST WILD PUSSY…
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Tits Flashed in Public
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Smooth Masturbator
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I’m Not Supposed to Post Videos Like This But They Are So Funny
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Cop Fail of the Day
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Lesbians!
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MY NEXT WIFE IS GONNA BE A CAM GIRL!!!
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Teen Dancing
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Porn Bachelorette Party Goes Crazy
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Cam Girl With Big Tits!
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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2014

16

May

Babes on State Bicycles of the Day

Summer is coming…or in a lot of places it is already here…and nothing says summer like bikes, but more importantly, like babes on bikes…and nothing says bikes like State Bicycle Company .

I don’t always get turned on by nice padded seats, or handlebars, or an amazing designed bike, I’m lazy and the last time I was on a bike was in the 90s, but that doesn’t mean I don’t watch girls on bikes every time they ride by me….

It’s one of my many fetishes…

Their hair in the wind, panties or bikini bottoms all rubbing up against the seat, and the nicer the bike they are on, the cooler I assume the girl is…You know, like she just takes it seriously and is into the Bicycle lifestyle, making her all around cool as fuck…appreciating her freedom, without needing a baller in a Bentley to cart her gold digging ass around…the right kind of low maintenance that can still involve babes you want to go on magical adventures with, and by magical adventures I mean steal the seat when she’s left her bike unattended, because otherwise she’d find you weird….

Here are a bunch of pictures I’ve pulled up of girls on State Bicycles…to ring in the summer this weekend…

Enjoy…Alysha Nett…but remember it’s all about the bikes…


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See more at STATE BICYCLE COMPANY

They are the best quality of the bike for $429 + Free Shipping. All of models are limited edition and they are offering a discount for DrunkenStepfather.com Readers

Use code: stepfather14
expires 6/1/2014
CLICK HERE

Posted in:State Bicycles

2014

16

May

Rihanna’s Grabbing Her Braless Hard Nipple of the Day


Rihanna was at the Clippers game, in a white tank top with no bra, wearing a pink wig, because that’s how you draw attention to yourself, when being Rihanna isn’t fucking enough for you…

The reality is this level of fame and fortune would fuck up anyone…but I’ve been to sleepy Barbados, where nothing really happens, and can’t imagine what going from Shanty to 20 million dollar penthouse apartment would do to the psychology of someone…but I am going to assume good fucking things…like CYBER BULLYING …posting nudes to instagram…and whatever else this hooker turned popstar has going on…

I encourage the demise, it’s always more fun to watch the crash than then rise…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rihanna

2014

16

May

Jennifer Love Hewitt Picture of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt is amazing…at least in these post pregnancy pictures, because at 40, bouncing back to her pre-pregnancy fatness, is rough…so she’s packed on a few pounds …and to think she was going to be anything but one of those mom’s who complains about her baby weight til the end of time as she eats a bunch of cake, would be negligent…but to laugh at these pics would be the right thing to do…because she’s look fucking hilarious in her bad choice in drop crotch pants…seriously what a joker..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2014

16

May

Candice Swanepoel’s Upper Thigh of the Day

Candice Swanepoel showed some upper thigh with her dress between her legs…and for some reason, a reason I call her being an amazing hot bodied model…because she is, even if she’s boring…she’s still good….I find this erotic….

Here she is for Marie Claire….also boring…but still good…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2014

16

May

Hanalei Reponty for Wildfox of the Day

Hanalei Reponty is looking’ hot bodied for Wildfox….she’s another one of these instagram models, who the world is starting to love because social media means everything to brands paying these girls…but she’s got more of a hook, because she’s a “surfer”…it gives her an excuse to post her ass all over the place, an ass that is actually pretty fucking rocking’ because surfers all have great asses, it’s part of spending their life in a half squat riding waves…

I mean her name is Hanalei, I don’t think there was any other option for her, other than being the ass that represents the beach life…

I’m not in love, but I would definitely not use a condom with her, but in my defence, I don’t use condoms with anyone, it’s not worth the hassle …

All this to say…that ass…my god…

Posted in:Hanalei Reponty

2014

16

May

Cailin Russo for Eberjey of the Day

Cailin Russo is a b-rated instagram model who is making some serious moves because she was in a Justin Beiber music video and Beiber fans are pretty insane and follow the enemy who tongued their man…and it got her a ton of fucking follower.

Low level brands work with her because she can drive some instagram followers their way, which is what everyone wants, making her relevant, and getting her work, and you can’t hate a girl for that…She’s taken her destiny in her own hands, and when her looks alone probably wouldn’t have got her pretty much anywhere, but all of a sudden she matters…

This is the future, and as long as half nakedness is involved, devaluing the entire industry, by paying girls 500 dollars for campaigns instead of 50,000 dollars a day, opens the door for more girls you’d never heard of, getting half naked for the same hustle…and desperate b-rated instagram models, depending on their level of desperation, can be very fucking easy…

Posted in:Cailin Russo

2014

16

May

Sofia Vergara for Kmart of the Day

The Sofia Vergara backstory confuses me. I assume being Colombian, there are a lot of drug cartels involved in her rise to fame. I feel like writing this may even get me shot, because most South Americans with an American dream, who come to Miami at 20 with a kid in tow, don’t end up being huge stars on huge TV shows 20 years later.

Not only is she a huge star, she’s also one of these girl who women love, and men love, marketing perfectly…where even doing a campaign for Kmart, a cash grab since you know she doesn’t shop at Kmart, doesn’t turn people off…but instead makes the middle americans shop at fucking Kmart….

I just know that producers were paid off, dicks were sucked, some Scarface shit went down…because so many other people wish they were her…I’m talking actual Americans, but I guess they just didn’t have the drive…or the titties…

Either way, here she is cashing out…

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2014

16

May

Sara Sampaio in Revolve Clothing’s Catalog of the Day

Fisherman Portuguese model SARA SAMPAIO brings us the boring fucking catalog pics even though she’s half naked of the day…

Because there’s something about catalog pics that involve hiring all these same bitches, who spill over from company to company, to pose and sell their fucking clothes, with zero exclusivity, concept or fun..

You see, Sara Sampaio, is best know for doing Victoria’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret manages their girls so tight, that they become low level celebrities….and part of that management involves brand association, by lending them to other companies like Revolve, to give the girls even more visibility, since you know Victoria’s Secret owns them…and Revolve participates, either because they manufacture their lingerie at the factories owned by Victoria’s Secret in China, because Victoria’s Secret is big enough to know if you manufacture for the competition as well as yourself you have your hand in everyone’s pocket and you win…

Or revolve are just idiots, thinking that using the same girls put them in the same league…

The fact is Revolve can hire anyone…they can even pay someone 50k a year to find never before seen girls. They could probably get celebrities for the same amount of money…yet they choose a girl already tainted by the competition.

It makes no sense….but more importantly, it’s boring, played out and garbage…but I’ll post it anyway, it’s friday and not every post can be as good as the BEACH VIDEO I just posted…

Posted in:Sara Sampaio

2014

16

May

iPhone Slow Motion Bikini Video of the Day

Nothing like a little beach video shot in slow motion on the iphone to make you question why you don’t live on the beach, when there are plenty of third world countries you could probably afford to live at with a beach, instead you choose your middle american, mall shopping, family restaurant chain eating, in debt, middle of the road with a fat kid, fat wife, all high on GMOs and high fructose corn syrup life…

But at least one motherfucker is out there capturing the good stuff that can happen in a bikini…like this guy…

Posted in:Video