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2014

30

May

Janice Dickinson’s Aging Gracefully of the Day

Janice Dickinson Got a Beautiful Natural Face. I wonder if she’s had work done…

Janice Dickinson labelled herself the first supermodel…and people bought into it enough for me to know that she was the first “Supermodel”…well apparently, she’s not just the first supermodel ever, she’s also the first supermodel to turn into a monster thanks to modern science and her all or nothing, go big or go home, “I can’t just be a model, I must be a supermodel”…or “I don’t want just a bump of coke, give me a whole fucking 8 Ball”…you know let’s get fucking extreme on everything, even if it makes her look like a zombie tit, horror movie make-up faced freak…only without the make-up…and if that level of vanity and broken soul doesn’t turn you on…you’re an idiot…but we already knew that.

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2014

30

May

Hana Jirickova Hot in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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THis Hana Jirikova has the name of a failed mail order bride turned fashion model who has SHOWN HER TITS , but is not like other girls with similar name who are sex workers in resort towns around the world….because her height was something that the mafia that runs this shit could monetize more than making her into a cam girl, pornstar or other hooker these soulless easter European girls do…

But then again, she could be from the midwest…and her dad could be an engineer or middle manager, but where is the fun in that storyline…I prefer Czech brothels for rich people…and I guess she’s making moves because she had this massive spread, half naked, and amazing, in what is actually one of my favorite bikini shoots I’ve seen in a long time for some Elle France type magazine…

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2014

30

May

Kate Upton The Men Magazine of the Day

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Kate Upton put her big tits to good use, as she does some magazine called The Man Magazine, which I guess creates sexist content for men, that make treat us like tit loving, 6-pack ab wanting, trying to get laid, idiots…as men magazines do…I’ve never heard of the magazine, because I am more about looking at girl’s assholes, working on getting as fat as I can without dying, and prefer my face smothered by hookers than sex with sluts I meet in a club…I guess I’m not a generic man, designed to live the life the media wants me to….

Either way, they photo shopped her so hard that she looked like a Sears catalog, despite being a buffet owner’s worst nightmare, the kind of girl who throws off their pricing model by eating all the fucking food….

But I guess when she’s photoshopped her tits look less sloppy and that’s a good thing…

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2014

30

May

Kelly Brook’s Instagram Hooking of the Day

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I think Kelly Brook knows what matters when it comes to what she has to offer the world…at least that’s why her instagram is telling me…

It’s a she may be doughy, but “tits get hits” on the most basic level, and hits make money if you can sell lingerie to the dudes who jerk off to you, to get them to dress their wives in the shit, while you push 40 and only have another year or two at this…even though your plan is to just marry a billionaire…like all the Glamour girls before you…since you’ve proved your fucking self…or proved that tits is all you need when you have a little drive…because dudes are just that dumb and buy into it…

Here’s a sneak peak of her calendar…

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2014

30

May

Jennifer Lopez in a Bikini of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez has a fat ass…and apparently unlike any decent human being…she doesn’t believe that when you’re over 40 and a mom you should invest in a one-piece…

She’s the kind of girl who is a victim of positive reinforcement. You can be guaranteed that no one has ever told her that she’s fat, ugly, useless, etc…even if she is..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

30

May

The Korean Miranda Kerr is Amazing of the Day

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When I see Miranda Kerr, I think of a home wrecking twat with a bad attitude, because everyone I know who has had any interaction with her has told me that…I don’t really care about whether she fucked Bieber or whether Orlando Bloom is some gay coke head who she was bearding…I don’t really care that she got fired from her biggest client because she wanted to go on to do titty modelling for other brands…and overall I don’t really care about her…or any of these bitches…but apparently, this asian girl who got Plastic Surgery to look like her do….

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2014

30

May

Candice Swanepoel Boring in Lucky Magazine of the Day

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This just in…Candice Swanepoel is more interesting when she’s half naked in lingerie…which is something that also applies to pretty much every fucking girl…but even more so when the girl only exists because of getting half naked and has a responsibility to be half naked…at all times…anywhere she goes…she got her American Work Visa and stole American Jobs..by getting half naked…so when she’s not half naked…I feel she’s got a little too comfortable…maybe even lazy…it’s the American way..

Here she is IN LEOPARD PANTS in NYC

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2014

30

May

Chanel Iman Hot Dress on a Photoshoot of the Day

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Chanel Iman is a half asian, half black, Victoria’s Secret model from Georgia… who is now on the streets, smoking in a wig, like some Glammed up white trash, that’s neither white, trash or glamour, for what I guess is some magazine photoshoot..

I just like the dress…in fact it may just be the nicest I’ve seen in a while…but in my defence I’m not much of a fashion authority, despite these soiled sweatpants I am wearing…or the fact that I spend afternoons in Marshall’s looking for mom’s trying on clothes in the aisles of the discount racks….

I am just into her tits, that look real, in a world where 99 percent of these Victoria’s Secret models are rocking little model implants…because we live in a vain world…where tits are amazing to look at, so amazing that people make money off their tits, fascinating…

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2014

30

May

Dani Thorne Does Instagram of the Day

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The Thorne sisters aren’t all that interesting to me, but the media loves them…from the 16 year old Bella Thorne to the other one named Kaili Thorne to this one name Dani…in what I would call a stage mom family, created for the sole purpose of financing the lazy parents through the product they created in uterus, because it’s better than working a typical middle of the road job…

I just went to Dani Thorne’s instagram to see blocked me on for no reason – so I guess that’s war…war I will fight by posting her bikini pics and having you idiots masturbate to her tits all at the same time…

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2014

30

May

Mariah Carey Takes the Subway of the Day

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This reminds me of the Joan Obsourne song “What if God was One Of Us….just a medicated OG gold digging hooker who used her tits and singing talent to make a lot of money after marrying or dating the top dude at her record label…before losing her fucking mind, being institutionalized, ridiculed, then knocked up with by some dude named Nick Cannon, who used to jerk off to her music videos when he was 17 and who now jerks off on her face, or inside her, making babies…on the bus…trying to make her way home – as a publicity stunt…where only instead of a bus it’s a subway and instead of God…it’s Mariah Carey..who you know thinks she’s god so it is about the same thing…

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