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2014

14

May

Cailin Russo for Sir Neave of the Day

Cailin Russo is the daughter of Scott Russo who is in a band called Unwritten Law. It is safe to say that her mom was probably a young punk rock groupie, because punk rock dudes only bang 15 year old girls, since they are the only ones who care about them, not that Unwritten Law was really punk rock, but they were more punk rock than Bieber….Bieber…being the guy she was cast to make out with in a music video – that pretty much made her go viral..

I am on the fence as to whether she’s just a privileged instagram model, or if she’s legitimately a babe…with something to offer…but…when looking at her ass, I don’t seem to care either way…

I just think she’s not quite hot enough to be a real model, yet she’s getting paid as a real model, so what the fuck do I know..

These pics are from instagram photographer SIR NEAVE

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2014

14

May

Jojo in a Bikini of the Day

The fact she calls herself JOJO still is ridiculous…

But I guess being a jailbait gutter popstar with zero sex appeal is what made her and her mom enough money so that they could retire and support her black boyfriend for half a decade or more, before realizing that shit, no one gives a fuck about me, in part due to being 18 and not cute, but also because my audience was white grown men, and they hate when girls bang black dudes…so it’s time to get out there and post pics to instagram…because instagram is where

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2014

14

May

Courtney Stodden is Amazing of the Day

It’s safe to say that Courtney Stodden is pretty fucking amazing. She’s obviously got all this self promotion, tabloid shit figured out, and even a picture of her and her mother, is seemingly inspiring, of some vapid, plastic surgery babes just trying to have a good time…for media attention because it’s better than working the strip club…

I like to think these girls bring hope to a generation of hooker moms just trying to hooker out their kids…without making them actual hookers….sucking the right dick, is better than sucking a dick in a back alley for 10 dollars…because really it’s like anything in life, if you can find the right audience or client, you go from GUTTER, to Hollywood hills….

So Here is her mom…ridiculous

HEre she is kissing another girl…ridiculous…

Amazing…and as I look at this, I am reminded of missing out on the party her team invited me to, a regret I have to live with for the rest of my life…

At least I know there will be a sex Tape…

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2014

14

May

Australia MasterChef Contestant Nude of the Day

Sarah Todd is some low level Australian model who doesn’t matter, who managed to get on some MasterChef Cooking Show…and who was smart enough to use the lessons she learned in her fame whoring, to get some press around the fact that she was some attention seeking titty model, before the casting on the one show that would take her happened…so book the show, send the press release, and here it fucking is….international news, because in case you didn’t know – this site is an international news site…if international news involved nothing but tit pics.

You know there’s a lot more of these out there…so start digging.

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2014

14

May

Bella Thorne Dancing in a tight Dress of the Day

If you close your eyes while watching this video that Bella Thorne posted of her dancing in a tight dress…she’s still 16…

Sure, she knows her audience is a bunch of creepers and more importantly, that instagram will never delete her for making tight dress jailbait fetish videos, because there is not implied nudity…

Because all these social media sites have such a grey area of what is appropriate or not, what is deemed acceptable or not, it’s like too much ass cheek is bad, but girls humping balloons is not…

You know, people masturbate to anything and everything…from 16 year old dancing to girls eating bananas…Everything is porn to the right audience…

All this to say, at 16, she knows what she’s doing, and that’s luring you in because in America, you can’t bang 16 year olds, so forget how annoying they are, when you stare at their young bodies…

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2014

14

May

Pregnant Doutzen Kroes of the Day

Wanna know one thing I like better than seeing a pregnant model… seeing a not pregnant model.

That’s all I have to say about that, no wait, I have a rant brewing up inside me, and that rant is that if bitch wants to get pregnant, she might as well retire. She made a decision to commit her life to being half naked for money, and now she’s gone on to get knocked up, but twice by a brother who you know cheats on her, I mean he’s a touring DJ and the non-mom models groupies probably want a piece of him…

Not that it matters…

What matters is that, when you commit to becoming famous for being half naked, you need to put your personal life aside, and you need to trap your men in other ways, like say, by being a fucking babe, instead of by polluting your uterus…

Even though, you know she will bounce back from this, and look better than most moms, reminding the world that fat moms are just lazy and making excuses, like part of some secret society of cake eaters…

She’s still damaged fucking goods, and for that brands should protest her…seriously…

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2014

14

May

Lara Stone Naked on The Cover of the Day

Lara Stone has great tits. It’s too bad she had to ruin those tits when she had her lawyers send me legal documents demanding a remove her shitty honeymoon pics back when she married some fat comedian…because when rich and funny, being fat doesn’t fucking make much of a difference..

If you don’t know who Lara Stone is, she’s a BUSTY AS FUCK FASHION MODEL WHO SHOWS HER TITS and today she’s on the cover of some German magazine , that is unfortunately not a German fetish magazine where she’s getting shit on, but rather some fashion art shit, but they still put what I assume is her cunt on the cover…and a cunt on a cover is better than a cunt in underwear even when the cunt belongs to a cunt…who tried to sue me…and shut me down..because she’s not rich enough to not give a fuck about small players like me…it’s like seeing some rich person kicking some homeless person in the face because she can…EVIL..

Anyway, I’m always up for fashion porn…

Posted in:Lara Stone

2014

14

May

Tereza Kacerova for Treats Magazine of the Day

Tereza Kacerova is some model I didn’t realize I was following on instagram, she’s one of the 1700 who don’t follow me back, and I love them all equally, probably because they play hard to get…but not that hard to get, clearly, because she’s did this shoot for our friends and family TREATS MAGAZINE …and they are pretty naked..

I mean she’s just a young Russian sounding girl trying to get ahead like she was Emily Ratajkowski, and the reality is TREATS worked for Emily, it can work for another eager topless girl….

I just hope it doesn’t because the second Emily Ratakowski got famous, was the second she stopped tipping me off on posts and pictures of her to post…

Can’t hate a girl for having some hustle…especially when that hustle is this kind of hustle…naked.

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2014

14

May

Adriana Lima for Vogue Turkey of the Day

Adriana Lima is in Vogue Turkey…and she’s looking alright considering she’s pushing 35, has a bunch of kids and is going through a divorce…which I find interesting only because there was a time she was said to be a virgin, because she was Catholic…which was hard to believe since 99 percent of girls who are famous fucked their way there…but then when she got knocked up and kept both of them, I figured ok, maybe she is Catholic, normal models at their prime get abortions…but now a Divorce…the pope doesn’t like those…those are the gay marriage of the 1600s or some shit…

Either way, I guess everything about her is a hypocritical hustle, she gets paid to be half naked…that’s against the church’s will…and I guess she cleans up alright, even when these pictures aren’t quite as graceful as when she slams her head:

But they still good…

Posted in:Adriana Lima

2014

14

May

Luma Grothe Topless for Viktor Vauthier of the Day

I never heard of this model named Luma Goeth , but she’s got such an interesting name that I have no choice by to look at her tits.

I’ve also never heard of this photographer VIKTOR VAUTHIER because no one ever really cares about the photographer, even if the photographer is the one taking what could be an average looking girl, getting her naked because he’s a creeper, and taking pics of her to share with you as ART should make him our best fucking friend…I mean you’re not out there seducing girls like Luma Grothe, getting her naked, and making this kind of magic…

The reality is, I don’t know if these are good pics, I just know that there are tits.

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