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2014

07

May

Kimberly Garner’s Skinny Ass Does Runyon of the Day

Kimberly Garner is friends with the Nobody in a Bikini I just posted…they are on the same TV show in the UK that no one in America really cares about, but that I guess has scripted that they are in Los Angeles doing Los Angeles things because the people back home like to laugh at how vapid and useless Americans are…with their Hollywood nonsense that doesn’t matter….

Only unlike her scripted friend…the Nobody in a Bikini , Kimberly Garner is fucking amazing….

I am not just saying that because she favorited my TWEET, which is code for us getting married…or at least being cuddle buddies….

She posted this video of her hiking at Runyon, a place I’ve been a few times, and a place I would love to run into her at, so that I could either run into the woods and for…or maybe just ask her for an autograph with her vagina on my penis…

She’s pretty perfect, I want to marry her…asshole with my mouth….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kimberly Garner

2014

07

May

Some Nobody in a Bikini of the Day

Millie Macintosh proves one very very important thing…

If you get into a bikini in Miami or Los Angeles…and you tell the paparazzi who are already there, or even if you call the paparazzi and tip them off claiming that you are famous in your home country…they will follow you…because bikini pics get hits…and paparazzi just want to sell pics..they don’t care about the storyline…they don’t care how desperate as fuck they look…they just care that these idiots are frolicking around in the ocean in a bikini …and guess what…so do I!!

So come back later, I am sure I’ll have more nobodies in bikinis crying for attention – pretending to be important…it’s a constant I can count on in my life…like my wife’s overreating – but nicer to look at…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Millie Macintosh

2014

07

May

Rebecca Grant Gets Mad and Other Videos of the Day

Nothing like a glimpse into the horrible side of a babe, because you know all babes have horrible sides….

If you don’t like that, here’s some ethnic Farm Equipment…

The Insane McDonald’s Collector…

Crazy South African Shoot Out

Boob Job Model Painting With her Tits…

Tall Brazilian Model and her Boyfriend Get Engaged…

Posted in:Videos

2014

07

May

Jillian Lauren VS the Sultan of Brunei of the Day

I am Facebook friends with Jillian Lauren.

She wrote a book called MY LIFE IN A HAREM …and now she is the voice of the hypocrisy you can imagine is coming out of Brunei, now that the Sultan has made these insane laws that are making the news…

Here’s a bit about her book…

At eighteen, Jillian Lauren was an NYU theater school dropout with a tip about an upcoming audition. The “casting director” told her that a rich businessman in Singapore would pay pretty American girls $20,000 if they stayed for two weeks to spice up his parties. Soon, Jillian was on a plane to Borneo, where she would spend the next eighteen months in the harem of Prince Jefri Bolkiah, youngest brother of the Sultan of Brunei, leaving behind her gritty East Village apartment for a palace with rugs laced with gold and trading her band of artist friends for a coterie of backstabbing beauties.

In the event you haven’t heard anything about this story, the Sultan of Brunei has made a few basic things illegal, things that defy basic human rights, things that his billionaire playboy lifestyle partake in, despite making it illegal for the people on his rule to partake in…and I think…it’s nice to call out an asshole for being an asshole, especially when he is richer than god.

I think it’s great that Jillian is speaking up about this, and that people are standing up against it, and protesting outside the Beverly Hills Hotel he owns about it…

Seriously…You should follow her on TWITTER So that they Sultan and his people don’t remove her as these rich people tend to do to sores in their side…She’s not doing this for attention, she has a great life and family and doesn’t need the attention, she’s just punk rock and doing the right thing. I respect that.

Posted in:Jillian Lauren

2014

07

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The problem with falling in love with a round ass in leggings who works at the ice cream shop next door – is eating ice cream 7 times a day…I don’t think my diabetes can handle this fucking love of starring at a round 20 year old ass in leggings…it has a great personality.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Looking Down Jessica Alba’s Shirt…
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Prince William Flew Coach…
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Beard of the Day
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Kate Upton Has the Worst Upskirt Ever!
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Eleven of the Greatest “Bully Gets Owned” Videos on the Internet
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How to Day Emma Watson
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Laura Cremaschi in a Thong
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Donatella Versace Looks Almost Human…
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Weirdest Pug Outfit!
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Johnny Depp as Mr Peanut!
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Cam Cam Cam Cam Girls Are Amazing
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

06

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Here’s a stepGIRL in some AKOMPLICE CLOTHING to remind you that doing laundry can be fun…shot by our resident photog Julien Archambault

You look at that while I look for girls who don’t wash clothes or shower, because they are too busy begging for change, doing drugs and being all affordable, hungry, with very few options…

The only concern is that Florida homeless hookers are crazy, but they have nice tans and they don’t smell so bad thanks to ocean soaking…

If you know what I mean…

Shailene Woodley Wants to Kiss Her Own Brother…
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Like she was these two…
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Booty Bikini Beach Sufer Pic of the Day
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The 15 Fucked Up Sunburns
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So Much Underboob…
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The Best Beard Ever
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How To Dress Like a Favorite Cartoon
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Kendall Jenner – Leggy in White
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Chrissy Teigen on a Teddy Bear…
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Rita Ora in One Piece…
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Emma Roberts Skinny Legs
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Michelle Williams is Dressed Funny Cuz Heath Ledger is Dead
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Shoes of the Met Gala
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Acting Out Amazon Reviews
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50 Rare Pics of Rappers
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Lucy Mecklenburgh Ass in Leggings.
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Girls With Some Crazy Eyes…
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Emma Glover is the SLUT of the Day
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Monica Lewinksy Breaks Her Silence
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Yvonne Strahovski Sexy Shoot
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Wes Welker is the New Oprah!
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Zoe Kravitz at the Met Red Carpet Flashing Panties…
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Unintentional Sexual Photos
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Local Strip Club is Hiring High School Girls.
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Pervert Captain America Got Arrested
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Russian Truck Driver Avoids Crash
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Alanis Morisette Beach Pics Freak Me the Fuck Out
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Ana Braga in a Thong
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I want to get Naya Rivera’s Thong Ass Pregnant
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LAdy Gaga Ass in Fishnets…
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Constance Nunes in Bikini
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Elizabeth Olsen…POKIES
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Dani Thorne in a Photoshoot
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Naya Rivera’s Bikini Pics
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Kirsten Dunst Lives!
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Sexiest Hulla Hoop Ever
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Guy Stuck in a Hammock
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Tamara Ecclestone…Bikini Fame Whoring for Attention with her Bbay
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Girls Tugging on Clothes…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Random Tits
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A Whole Bunch of Celebrity See Through Wardrobe Malfunctions
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The Miley Cyrus Sexy Video for Nowness
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Naked in High Tops
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Girl Gets Caught
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So Much Cable Nudity!!
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The Goodness for Webcams
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It is International Clit Awareness Week
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Crazy Stripper Show
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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Cam Cam Cam Cam Girls Are Amazing
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Emily Born Strips for a Shower
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Camsturbation…
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Find Cougars to Fuck…
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

06

May

Ellie Goulding in a Bikini of the Day

I hear Ellie Goulding’s music on the radio all the time and I hate it…but now that I’m seeing her hot little body and tits in her bikini…I love it. In fact I am all about it. I guess I see how she got a record deal, because I assume people are like me…pretty easy to win over…when bikinis and young bodies are involved.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE AND CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ellie Goulding

2014

06

May

Ireland Baldwin’s Lesbianism of the Day

When you’re 6 foot tall and 180 pounds…pretty irrelevant as a model, despite wanting nothing more than to be a model, but forced to sit on the sidelines when your rich Malibu friends get modelling gigs…being a lesbian just makes sense…especially after everyone is looking at you because you have rich and famous parents, and you’re out there trying to make as much noise as possible to separate you that…being a lesbian just makes sense…even after being in a long term relationship with some dude she practically had sex with on instagram for likes…just makes sense…because being a young girl learning about her sexuality and realizing that being a lesbian gets talked about…makes posting it on the internet to generate buzz, whether it is legit, sincere or not…just makes sense…especially when it is interracial…

We call this attention seeking. Like two fat girls at the club making out for pervert dudes who get excited when any two girls make out in front of them…but the famous parent version.

FOr the record – I am all for lesbians….as long as they let me watch.

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin

2014

06

May

Rihanna has an Ass Crack Dress of the Day

Rihanna wore a dress that her ass crack stuck out of because she’s an elegant classy hooker from a shanty town, with a garbage man father and a spark in her eye to fuck any rich tourist who could make her famous…

I’d say her dress was exciting, but I’ve seen this girl naked, in fact early on her nude pics were part of her marketing campaign, along with being beat up by Chris Brown, that led to her becoming the biggest hit of all fucking time, despite low level of talent…

Reminding us all that when you hit big, it’s usually not because you’re good at what you do, but more because you’re a horrible person who fucks everyone over along the fucking way…

That said, I appreciate all she does in her exhibitionism, whether it is slutting up these kids of classy events…or just getting naked for fashion magazines for free..she’s good.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF RIHANA BUTT CRACK BEING CLASSY.. CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rihanna

2014

06

May

Ataui Deng is some Hot Black Fashion Nudity of the Day

I figure if you’re going to book a black model, you might as well go for the darkest shade you can find, because all those light skinned girls are just playing, you know trying to be accessible to the white market as their ethnic friend who isn’t too ethnic that they will get stared at…when what really matters is finding a girl straight from Sudan, who looks like she from another fucking era, that really taps into any white industrialist’s fetish of taking over Africa back when white people took over Africa, where they bang the tribal women along the way…

I mean, I think this girl looks like a work of art. Classy, elegant, and not like someone in line at walmart, with diabetes being candies…I’m talking amazing..and this shoot is great too, but I could just be saying that because I love tennis and the idea of seeing naked girls play tennis is porn to me., or maybe I just like her long legs and tight African booty…it’s just so different and reminiscent of my youth jerking off to National Geographic tits, back when porn was unattainable…

I’m in love. This is one of the best fashion shoots to happen in a long fucking time.

Posted in:Ataui Deng