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2014

06

May

Madonna Rejected Outfit of the Day

Madonna, in being Madonna decided to make the Met Ball about her, by posting a picture that instagram would normally ban an account for, but not when it is Madonna because she’s Madonna…and I don’t really understand the context of what she wrote as the caption…

What i wanted to wear to Met Ball but Anna said not this year! So I’m gonna work on music instead?

I just know it happened…and it really isn’t fap-able- so why fucking bother posting it…because celebrity nipples or titties tied up like it was bondage scene, that even at 60 are interesting enough to look at, even though I am sure this isn’t her outfit at all, but rather just an old pic!

Posted in:Madonna

2014

06

May

Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss are Total Lesbians of the Day

You know what they say, girls who get ready for events together are totally shoving things in each other’s asses while licking their vaginas…as lesbians do…

Taylor Swift has run through so many dudes that it’s time for her sexual deviance to hit fashion / lingerie models I guess…

Or maybe, they are just two girls leveraging each others success, who are truly just friends with each other, and who aren’t filming at home fist videos as lesbians do…and really if they were lesbians, it’d be a good storyline for her constant broke heart to sing about.

Ultimately, it’s Taylor Swift, who cares.

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2014

06

May

Elizabeth Rice Nude Scene of the DAy

I’ve never heard of 29 year old Elizabeth Rice, but apparently she’s really famous…

She did a movie called My Dog Skip…something I assume you probably masturbated when you found the DVD it went straight to in the garbage outside the video store…

Apparently, this is her nude scene in something called BUTT WHISTLE…whatever the fuck that gay sounding mating song is….she’s also been in Mad Man…so maybe that’s why people care…but now that we’re in a nudist generation where everyone gets naked…I just don’t think it matters…

Either does all this other CABLE NUDITY that you can see if you CLICK HERE

Posted in:Elizabeth Rice

2014

06

May

Cinco de Mayo Racism of the Day

As a part mexican named Jesus, I find Cinco de Mayo to be one of the more racist events of the year. I figure it’s on par with celebrating Jewish Day and walking around dressed like one of those Orthodox pilgrim people, or celebrating Chinese New Year, walking around pulling at your eyes to make them slanty…and shit…

So I turned to instagram and found very fucking little erotica – but a whole lot of sobrero’s because society says it’s ok to laugh at Mexicans in a fun taco eating way, but not at anyone else, especially not the gays or blacks…hypocrites…

Posted in:stepLIST

2014

06

May

Crazy and Hilarious Scooter Accident and Other Videos of the Day

Truck VS Wind…

Girl’s Abortion Video….weirdness…

Girl on Molly Vs Lights…

Girl Drinks Coke Upside Down….

Chick Fight that Ends with a Hit to the Head with a Shovel

Posted in:Videos

2014

06

May

Met Gala Happened Last Night of the Day

I don’t believe in these pretentious, who’s who type events, I am more about getting drunk in the gutter, or spending money on things that don’t involve rich and famous people stroking each other’s egos…

Even if some freak accident happened and all of a sudden I became famous as fuck, I would never attend these things, they don’t have strippers, they are uptight and they seem like the worst possible event possible..shit is a nightmare…

But these bitches who think they matter because you think they mattered and Madam Meow was there to capture some of the best and worst of the very very very important night that is so not important in the grand scheme of the fucking world…especially in the grand scheme of your life…in fact I hate myself for posting these bitches all dolled up in hair and make-up showing tit like they are more interesting than they are…which isn’t interesting at all…but who take this shit seriously, I mean Kim Kardashian, pornographer and midget, even put on some panties you’d probably be scared of sniffing…

CLICK HERE

Lily Donaldson is a model and I like model bodies…

I don’t know who the fuck this twat is…but she was there…

Cara Delevigne and Rihanna

Hayden Panettiere’s Breast Implants are Good…

Olivia Munn’s Tits because She’s Reaching….

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Being Theatrical

Maggie Gyllenhaal’s Sloppy Tits…

Emma Stone’s got a Weird Face….

Reese Witherspoon Fat Ass Looks Less Fat…

Rita Ora VS Rihanna because That’s Her Whole Purpose…

Beyonce Still Fakin’ It

Georgia May Jagger’s Good Times…

Nicole Richie is Creepy as Shit

Chrissy Tiegen’s Pug Face Pregnancy Belly….

Kate Upton Using Her Big Titties is Cuz That’s All She’s Got…

Here’s a Kate Upton Sports Illustrated Video…Really Annoying….

Here are the instagram pics…

Oh and most importantly, midget Kim Kardashian wore panties….


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Events

2014

06

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Face down….ass up….that’s the way stepGirls do hand stand push ups?!

Fitness is hot, but 40 year old, drunk, fat, Florida bitches who still live with their parents…talking about the glory days…eating pizza while talking about their diet…singing songs from the 80s when they mattered…are a bit more erotic…

Here are some morning links…

Black Face!
GO

Straightest Outfit of the Day….
GO

Tamara Ecclestone Attention Seeking in a Bikini
GO

TV Nudity!
GO

UFC Ring Girls….
GO

Random Bitch in a Bikini
GO

Cosplay Queen Enji
GO

The Best Dunkers in NBA History
GO

The Woman Who Forgot She Was on Family Feud….
GO

Inside Kink.com’s Dungeon
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50 Reasons Why We Love Boobs
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37 Worst Moms in the World Selfies – for Mother’s Day
GO

Cam Cam Cam Cam Girls Are Amazing
GO

Hot Girls in Bikini
GO

Lupita is a Scary Bitch
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

05

May

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s Cinco de Mayo weekend, or what I call the racist white fucks pretending they are Mexican with sombrero’s and boxed taco kits….you’re all a bunch of Donald Sterlings…and I guess I am the Cinco De Mayo, Mexican inspired but accessible to all you racist fucks…

Fuck Cinco de Mayo you racists…or more important fuck the salsa covered, tortilla crumb covered, PAISLEE #stepGIRL HAT WEARING drunk girl passed out in the corner of your racist Mexican themed party…because she’s the easy one…while our photographer JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT WATCHES

Russian Flight Attendants are Babes
GO

Party Monster is Out of Prison
GO

Lea Michele Tits
GO

Look Up Video Makes me Laugh
GO

So Many Big Fucking Tits…
GO

Slut of the Day
GO

Kate Upton’s Ass in Jeans
GO

Lola Ponce in a Bikini
GO

The Batman Prequel Trailer
GO

10 Ways To Ensure You Have Perfect Cinco De Mayo
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Bryan Singer Sued Again – This Time for Jerking Off on a Tween
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Snowboarding Babes in Bikinis…
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Hilary Duff in a White Bikini
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Justin Bieber and Floyd Mayweather are Lovers
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More Exxxotica Pics
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Avril Lavigne’s Awkward Meet and Greet
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Disney Unhappily Ever After is the Best Thing Ever
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Adrien Broner’s Most Ignorant Moments
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Weirdest Condom Ad Ever
GO

Yvonne Strahovski Mike Rosenthal
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Girls Answer Questions Guys are Embarrassed to Ask
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Lindsay Lohan Side Boob
GO

Alanis Morisette in Bikini is Scary…
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Hot Topoless Babes on Roller Skates
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Iggy Azalea in Concert
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Kate Hudson Bikini Pics
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Rita Ora in a One Piece Weird Outfit
GO

Paz de la Huerta Naked in Nurse 3D
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Jessica Simpson has Got Skinnier
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Heidi Montag Naked in Playboy
GO

Lori Loughlin in Tight Pants
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Magda Naked in LUI
GO

Jessica Rose Bikini
GO

Irina Shayk Tits!
GO

Tawny Jordan Titties…
GO

Some Random Bitch in a Bikini
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Brooklyn Decker Awful at the White House Correspondents Dinner
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Random Celeb Bitch I NEver HEard of in a Bikini
GO

Celebs at Some MS Bullshit Event of the Day
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Jessica Simpson Strong Thighs…
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Cindy Crawford Red Carpet
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Irina Shayk Topless But Classy Pics…
GO

Rachel McAdams Kissing her Rich Boyfriend
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10 People Who Love Tacos Too Much
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Kelly Brook Body for Cosmo!
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These Little Titties Could Use A Good Fucking
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Pink Fitness
GO

10th Grader Passes Out Semen Filled Cupcakes
GO

Michelle Lewin in a Thong Bikini…
GO

Sad Kanye Doesn’t Like Zip Lining
GO

J.Lo Photoshopped Cover….
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Ben Aflick Got Banned from Hard Rock Casino
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Sexy and Inked Girls
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X-Men Dancing…
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4 Injuries that Can Save your Life
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Inside the World’s Largest Cruise Ship
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Selena Gomez Looks Hot!
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Big Titty on Cam
GO

Best Friends Ever!!!
GO

So Much Cable Nudity!!
GO

Girl Masturbates in front of the Window…
GO

Blonde Amateur Strip….
GO

Weirdest Bush…
GO

Babe in the Tub…
GO

Crazy Stripper Show
GO

Big Tits in the Shower….
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Girl and her Rabbit
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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Fatty Masturbator
GO

Oiled Rubbing her Clit….
GO

Cam Cam Cam Cam Girls Are Amazing
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Hot Girl Rubs her Clit….
GO

Topless Russian Girls in the Gym
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Camsturbation…
GO

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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
GO

Here’s a Kate Upton Sports Illustrated Video…Really Annoying….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

05

May

Exxxotica 2014 Fort Lauderdale Pics of the Day

I spent a better part of the weekend at the EXXXOTICA convention that I’ve gone to a few times before, and it was amazing as always…I am not just saying that because porno embraces me with open arms and the people in porn, who you’d think are the worst people in the world, are actually more interesting, more authentic, more professional, more fun and more open minded and more real than people who aren’t in porn…it’s like they put it all out there and are just comfortable with that…

Sure, nothing ridiculous happened, just lots of random weird fans, lots of babes who are interested in the industry, because their husbands and boyfriends jerk off to the industry. Lots of reconnecting with old porn friends…Lots of Ron Jeremy singing big tits, lots of new generation young babes on the takeover…lots of laughs, lots of cries…all fucking magical…here are some of the pics my friends at RATED X LIFE who I went with…

Here’s some instagram hustle….

Posted in:Exxxotica

2014

05

May

Irina Shayk Topless on the Beach of the Day

The single most important pics that happened this weekend, may be the Irina Shayk Sports Illustrated shoot that involved her being topless…

Topless may be something that she probably has never done for her boyfriend, since he’s gay, and she’s just under contract with him, because what better cover-up for being a closet case soccer player than to hire a Russian hooker with nothing else going on, in exchange for packaging her into a bikini model on the international level…because if you want to stay in the closet and cover up your homo behavior, you go as over the fucking top as you can to get your point across “I fuck models”….

Not that he boyfriend she doesn’t fuck or really ever sees matters, not when she’s posing her fake tits like this…fake tits she probably got to get an american husband or to make more money on russian cam sites…but fake tits that helped bring her to the top…and really what it comes down to is that there is no hotter model right now…she’s the fucking best…

TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Irina Shayk