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2014

05

May

Isabeli Fontana in Porter Magazine of the Day

There was a time – when Isabeli Fontana was an underage lingerie model from Brazil, who booked a Victoria’s secret campaign, a dream for all models, before ever graduating from high school, or even before having a driver’s license…yet Victoria’s Secret, never went to jail for this underage lingerie shoots…either did their photographers…since like Disney before them, they’ve been able to beat the legal system when it comes to these things…Sex Offending and inappropriate photoshoots with teen girls, is for poor people….

She’s 30 now, has a bunch of kids, is doing this shoot for some magazine and I think she’s amazing….even though I should hate her as much as her uterus does for doing this to her…even though she still looks awesome!

Posted in:Isabeli Fontana

2014

05

May

Sasha Luss Topless for Dior of the Day

Sasha Luss, born in 1989, making her a little older than you’d want her to be, since you’re a pervert, is a pretty established model..

She was NAKED IN ONE OF THESE PICS …now she’s doing corporate work for Dior, which is probably paying her a lot of fucking money, meaning showing her tits helped her break through, because everyone, not just pervert dudes, knows naked models, are the best models, even the fashion industry….

The campaign was shot by Ryan McGinley, who you may or may not know, but who has been taking amazing fucking pics for the last decade or two…including for VICE magazine back when they weren’t corporate shit, and were producing quality, interesting editorials that didn’t’ feel like an Urban Outfitters campaign mocking the culture, but rather documentarians documenting it…

Well I guess, like Terry he’s gone onto millionaire status…and these pics, despite being a little boring, are still implied nudity for a major brand and that’s always amazing for the pervert in me who used to only get my nudity at peep shows gay guys were jerking off in….

Posted in:Sasha Luss

2014

05

May

Doutzen Kroes in her First Polaroids from 2003 of the Day

I don’t really know if these are that interesting to anyone, I just saved them onto my computer, and figured I might as well post them because I have nothing better to do, and because I like 18 year old versions of most women, especially when those women have desecrated themselves due to a lack of respect and hormones, with child birth…and life..you know parties, and random cocks, and all things that make a girl less appealing to lick, unless you’re like me and figure you’ll just like them all…

I probably should have found the high res so you can zoom in on her vagina that had not been fully abused, but why mock a girl with what was, when you can just go out and find other 18 year olds to entertain your pervert needs…

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2014

05

May

Aurelia Gliwski Shitty Bikini Shoot of the Day

Her name is Aurelia Gliwski. She’s 30. Which is pretty fucking old considering no one fucking knows who she is….Yet she’s still working at her dreams of getting paid to be a model, like so many low levels she’s competing with, who just won’t throw in the fucking towel…because she probably makes more money doing random campaigns 4 times a year, and hanging on the beach partying the rest of the time, campaigns like this one, than most people make working a shit job as a waitress at Denny’s or in her case the Outback Steakhouse, since she’s Australian…and they seek out the accent at that shit hole…

So why stop a good thing, especially when you’re already a rich kid, or the guys you date since you’re a model are rich…legal prostitution yo’…reminding us that people at all levels are dong trades for sex…and shit’s just as morally void, but society is more accepting of the one that isn’t hooking on the street…

Posted in:Aurelia Gliwski

2014

05

May

Girl Busts Dude Jerking Off on a Bus And Other Videos of the DAy

College Kid’s Weed Panic Attack…I Call Fake…

Creep Guy Vs Drunk Crying Girl….

Man Taking Shit in Chimney – Dies…

This Circus Glitch is FUCKED

The Tow Truck Dog!

Restaurant Explosion Reminds You To Never Watch a Fire.. CRAZY

Cool as Fuck Naked Dude Entertaining on the Street…

Posted in:Videos

2014

05

May

Willa Holland Ass of the Day

Willa Holland was the younger sister on the O.C., which was a show I watched when it was on TV, because it gave me something to talk to college girls about, since I had nothing better to talk to college girls about, because even a decade ago, they were dumb, self involved cunts, with little to no substance, who relied on weekly TV shows and dumb punchlines from dumb movies as a starting point in a conversation, to really feel like they had enough of a connection to sit on your face later that night…I mean this was an era before everyone was online and we couldn’t just Facebook friend, selfie and tag each other on instagram or tinder, it required actual work to get laid like “OMG Marissa was such a bitch to Seth Last Week”…you know the shit that really makes a girl tick at her fucking core…because in case you didn’t know, there have been dumb sluts for generations, seducing them has just become way easier if you have even the basic level of intelligence..

Not that it matters, what matters is self shot butt pic of a little babe actress butt…and I like it just fine…

Posted in:Willa Holland

2014

05

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I love anal so much that every time I take a shit – I smear it on my dick at least that’s what I tell the girls I meet at exxxotica, because unlike normal girls, porn girls just get me…and have a sense of humor and can relate to shit on dicks…because when an enema on scene gets botched…poo happens…

Florida is magical, whether porn conventions happen or not, because everyone here seems to be a fake titty pornstar..at least the girls I meet on TINDER and drunk in cheesy fucking bars…and for some reason that’s better than all you prude bitches…

I’m drunk on the sun. Here are some morning links…

Khloe Kardashians Waist GIves me Boners
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The Bikini a Day Girls in Bikini
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Disney Unhappily Ever After is the Best Thing Ever
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25 British Shows You Should Be Watching!
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Snooki VS her Dream Home
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Marines Sing Let it Go
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Shauna Sand in a Bikini!
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The Shauna Sand Sex Tape
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R2-D2 and 3-CPO Hate Each Other
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10 People Who Love Tacos Too Much
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Old Man VS Busy Street!
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Adam Levine Hair of the Day
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Workout Shorts
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I Fall in Love with Cam Girls Every Day…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

04

May

Marisa Miller Sports Illustrated Polaroids of the DAy

Marisa Miller was 100 years old back when her titty modelling got to the level of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit…and you haven’t heard from her for the last 5-10 years…so it’s safe to say these pics circulating are a little throwback…which doesn’t make them bad. I mean so many husbands probably jerk off to pics of their wives when they were a younger version of their broken down selves…google just makes it easier.

Posted in:Marisa Miller

2014

02

May

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s always tragic when the girl you’ve been sexting the last 5 months – accidentally sends you a mid sext sext – even though you haven’t been sexing her that day – meaning she’s sexting someone else and cheating on you….even though you’ve never met…

It would make me sad, if I had a soul…

V is For Visor!
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The Highlight of this Arianna Grande Performance is Knowing Mac Miller Fucks Groupies Behind her Back when they Were Engaged
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MIRROR Selfie
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Bitches at the iHeart Radio Event
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The Family that COSPLAYS Together Stays Together
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List of Most Anticipated Summer Movies
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Sluts of the Day
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Pia Toscano Side Tit….
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Lisa Opie – Bikini
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Mariah Carey is Mariah….
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Kat Dennings on the Beach…and
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Proof that Cats Are Assassins
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Bouncy Titty GIFs
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Shakira Performing….
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Seth Green Eats her Own Booger…
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Alessandra Ambrosio Stops to Read a Text
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Tori Spelling Skeleton Legs
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Hot Model – Little Boobs
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Tammin Sursok
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Ashley Greene Legs
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Girls Bending…
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Creepy Fucking Taxidermy
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Jennifer Lopez in Short Skirt
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Throwback Thursday – Hot Charlize Theron Hotness
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Hot Kate Beckinsale Gifs
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Melanie Brown’s Ass Flash
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The Delevingne Sisters and Siena Miller
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Bikini Pokies Of the Day
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More Kat Dennings on the Beach…
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Hot Model Amber Arbucci Naked in Wolf Magazine
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Avril Lavigne is like 15
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Emma Roberts Legs….
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Michelle Pfeifer’s Sister Naked
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Andrew Garfield Singing Spiderman Theme…
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Heidi Klum Legs
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Kate Upton Vogue
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Holly Madison Brunette
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Miley Cyrus Picture of the Day
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Jessica Biel – Classy Wife…
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The 101 Hottest Celeb Instagrams of the Week
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Random Hooker in a Bikini
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50 Hottest Pics from ASU’s Wet Electric Pool Party
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10 Phantom Hand Pics
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Deconstructing the Internet’s Favorite Insult
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Adriana Lima is a Single Ethnic Female
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Disturbing Instagram of the Day
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Fingering!
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Hot Ass Girl Cleaning
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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Large Breasts on Skype
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Naked Cam Girls Are Amazing
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Smart Cam Girls Wear Glasses
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Here’s a Pretty Disturbing Cup of Milk
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Lesbianing
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Camsturbation…

Camsturbation!

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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

02

May

Candice Swanepoel and Doutzen Kroes Pregnancy Erotica of the Day

I remember the first time I saw ready to drop porn. I really didn’t like it, or understand why it was happening. I was a firm believer that fucking a pregnant girl, even when you weren’t the father of the child, despite how sad, broken and slutty that made the future mom, was not a nice experience. Maybe the baby makes the pussy tighter, but I doubt it, I’m not doctor but assume shit’s getting ready and is flaring in anticipation for being destroyed by child. Maybe the tits get bigger when filled with milk that I am sure doesn’t taste all that good, but when you’re on a tight budget could be nourishing in your cracked you are fucking a pregnant girl who isn’t pregnant with you baby in. Maybe there is a glow to a pregnant woman and some see it as beautiful, while I just see it as damaged as fuck…but for some reason, when supermodels get together and have uterus kissing parties…I like it…

Here’s some Candice and Doutzen, friends in real life…not just on campaign for Victoria’s Secret..erotic…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Doutzen Kroes