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2014

20

May

Kaley Cuoco and Her Dog Erotica of the Day

I don’t know if this Kaley Cuoco topless with her dog for instagram is considered erotic, because I don’t find Kaley Cuoco hot in any way, making no pics of her erotic.

I am going to assume some people like it, because she’s on that huge fucking TV show, where she plays the babe amongst the nerds, a character I assume a lot of people who watch that shit are into, and ignore the fact that she helped kill John Ritter…because back on that show, she was hot enough to stop hearts…literally…but then turning 20 happened.

I do know that I like dogs, not sexually, but because they are more human than humans, and possess the traits humans wish they had, mainly loyalty….and anyone who loves their dog, enough to get naked with them, or make them INSTAGRAM is probably not as bad a person as you’d assume she is, even if she’s annoying, and all fucking hollywood…

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco

2014

20

May

Nabilla Benattia Brings the Cannes Nipple of the Day

Her name is Nabilla Benattia and she’s classing up Cannes, by pulling out her tit and pretending it wasn’t for a photo op, since Cannes is filled with as many paparazzi as bottom feeders trying to be seen by those paparazzi.

This isn’t her first tit slip, SHE’S DONE IT BEFORE and I guess it worked out well enough for her to stage another one…even though I’ve already forgotten her and I just did this post…

Here are a few more pics from her appearance…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Nabilla Benattia

2014

20

May

Jenny McCarthy Photoshopped for Shape Magazine of the Day

I have heard nothing good about Jenny McCarthy. She’s a devil woman, totally into herself, who exploits her autistic kid to put herself back on the map for being more than just some annoying as fuck MTV host / Playboy model.

Clearly, she’s not an idiot, and understands how the system works, but she is one of those girls I’d want to pay some bull dyke cage fighter fresh out of prison, who hates all things blonde and plastic, especially when they are annoying and loud as fuck, because a blonde and plastic chick ruined her in high school, to beat her up…because hitting girls is wrong, I’m not about that, but convincing an angry lesbian to do it, seems like it’s the perfect grey area to get what needs to be done for the better of man-kind since Jenny McCarthy is evil….

Here she is photoshopped in Shape magazine, to celebrate being 100 years old and finally engaged to a New Kid on the Block. Dreams do come true. Sometimes they just take a few decades and breast implants…

Posted in:Jenny McCarthy

2014

20

May

Margot Robbie’s Dirty Bike Seat of the Day

If you read this site, you will know that I have a bit of a bike fetish. Not because I bike, but I’ve always like the idea of bikes, especially when girls are riding those bikes, in short shorts or skirts…it’s the kind of shit that makes you want to either steal a seat for later use, or just sniff it. So ladies, if you’re out there, don’t bring your bike seat in with you for your appointment. I need that motherfucker.

Just last week I posted THESE PICS OF LINGERIE CLAD GIRL ON A BIKE …And now this…the Wolf of Wall Street NUDE ACTRESS FROM AUSTRALIA …is bringing the bike seat porn…and I like it…even if I think she’s overrated. I mean she’s looking a little thick, but maybe it’s just her shorts and bra being a few sizes too small…but at least she’s’ trying to bike it off…I guess..


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Margot Robbie

2014

20

May

Deryck Whibley is the Alcoholic of the Day and other Videos of the Day

A Truck in Lithuania Slams into a Bridge…

Since we don’t care about Deryck Whibley’s suicide, here’s a Mob of kids robbing a convenience store…

And here’s an Asshole Metal Kid….wait for it…

And The man who trolls the NEWS Proper amazing….

Posted in:Videos

2014

20

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have a serious sugar addiction…and the problem with having a sugar addiction is late night stops at the ice cream shop…and the late night stop at the ice cream shop always involves other fat people, limiting my options…

That was until last night, when some crackhead with an outpatient sticker on her shirt from some psych hospital rolled through, and bought 20 dollars worth of frozen yogurt, had some incoherent coherent conversation with me, all while fumbling for her money, half dead and weighing 90 lbs…

It was like I saw God…

Here are some stepLINKS…

This Brad Pitt Beer Toss going Viral is Weird – Because Even I Know Where Brad Pitt Lives in New Orleans, I can’t Imagine his Celebrity Homie has no idea…
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Deryck Whibley’s Lookin’ Good…
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Pam ANderson in a Bikini
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Actor from the Shield Suspected of Killing His Wife
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Facebook on a 10 Year Old Phone
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I Like me Some Eiza Gonzalez Cleavage
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Rachel Bilson Does Sex and Drugs
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COUGAR PUSSY IS THE MOST WILD PUSSY…
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Gwyneth Paltrow – Chris Martin Go to Dinner
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Bow and Arrow Freak of the Day
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New Words in the Dictionary…
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MY NEXT WIFE IS GONNA BE A CAM GIRL!!!
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Yoga Instructor Taken Out With a Wave
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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The Girl Who Wants Bieber to Be Her Prom Date…
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Little Kid with Big Dreams
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Picture of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

19

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Turns out the beach is the place young people sneak off to to fuck in the water…which is code for the place I go to watch young people fuck in the water…these hormones in the food motherfucker…are getting girls busty…

I am still in Florida…it’s like where middle class come to die because you can’t fucking escape if you try…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Huge Fucking Tits
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I have a Crush on This Goth Slut
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Jay Z and Beyonce Made a Trailer
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10 Too Hot to Handle GIFS
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Bitches at Cannes
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Ashley Benson BTS
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Slut of the Day
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Micaela Shcaefer is a Slutty Author
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Bella Thorne in a Bikini
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Some Dude UP AMerica Ferraras Dress
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Brad Pitt and Matthew McConaughey in New Orleans Beer Tossin’
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Lindsay Lohan Topless for Instagram…
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11 Terrifying Facts About Make-Up
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Godzilla Tits!
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Yoga Girl Gets Slammed By a Wave
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Ariana Grande Panty Flash…
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Gym Rat of the Day…
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Racist Americans Try Mexican Snacks
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Nina Agdal for Bebe
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Selma Hayek Armpit
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Lance Armstrong Gets the Lance Armstrong Card Against Humanity
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Public Orgasms For Charity
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Greek Hooker of the Day
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Rape Victim Pam Anderson’s Big Cleavage
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Sarah Hyland Flaunt VIdeo
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Olga Kurylenko Topless
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Gorilla Throws Grass at Workers!
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Taylor Swift Got Legs…
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Some Crazy Andre the Giant Partying Stories
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White Guy Steals Chinese Guy’s GF
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Tabloid Journalism at its Finest
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Kate Beckinsale & Michelle Trachtenberg Together….
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Elizabeth Banks in Walk of Shame
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Man Catches Ball Drops Kid
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Girls in Red Lipstick
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Could Godzilla Exist…
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Shitty Pregnant Mom Doing X-Fit
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Best Name for a Kids Store Ever…
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New Wonder Woman Comic is Coming – And So Are You
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Sofia Vergara Ass in a Tight Dress
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Miley Murders the Beatles
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V.Stivano is Too Ugly to Have a Billionaire BF
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More Hudgens Bikini Pics
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Tranny Stripper Prank!
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Eve Wrywal TITTIES
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COUGAR PUSSY IS THE MOST WILD PUSSY…
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Girl VS Shower Head
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Best Hooters Girl YOu’ll Ever See
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Jerk Off Coach of the Day
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MY NEXT WIFE IS GONNA BE A CAM GIRL!!!
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Bush of the Day
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Blonde Amateur Posing
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Girl in Super Hero Lingerie
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Girls Take this Celeb Survey
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing BAD Stuff…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

19

May

Emily DiDonato Behind the Scenes Nipple of the Day

When I see this Emily DiDonato behind the scenes video at an Armani perfume shoot, I don’t see a hot model showing off some nipples for money, I just see RED, and by red I mean I see Jake Gyllenhaal’s unwanted pussy, because he tainted her with his seed, even though he’s a fucking pussy who you’d think is more into making people watch him stick things in his bratty ass…You see, he doesn’t need some implant tit model who isn’t even that hot, because he’s famous and there are so many other girls willing to leverage his status to help her career…at least that’s what this video of her is telling me…

You see, he’s a loser, a horrible person, a fucking brat with an industry dad, and any girl into that, is clearly only into him for his name, status and money…

So this Emily chick is just a low grade groupie, who couldn’t even lock him down with pregnancy…but I guess dating him helped her increase her day rate..

Posted in:Emily DiDonato

2014

19

May

Lea Michele’s New Video of the DAy

Lea Michele released a music video – that looks a lot like an Urban Outfitters at, or the second weekend at Coachella they give tickets away to at the suburban mall…because hipster is mainstream…and all these mainstream bitches are up on this hipster style…not that it’s a bad thing, except in Lea Michele’s case, becausee I can see her dick in her short shorts….

Posted in:Lea Michele

2014

19

May

Irina Shayk and her Boyfriend Simulate Sex in Vogue of the Day

Vogue Spain did a photoshoot with Irina Shayk, who I like to think is one of the hottest BEARD to a homosexual athlete who can’t come out of the closet because Europeans are homophobes, despite being some of the daintiest, emotional freak show men in tight pants around…

They would hate their star player they are so passionate about…being a poofter…

So his team, who make a lot of money from him, found some desperate model, promised her the world, to save her from just being another Russian Babe on webcam, because so many Russian girls are just as hot and soulless as Irina Shayk…and she went for it.

Now she’s making money, is a Sports Illustrated model, because I am sure it was challenging for his sports agents to set that up…and here they are pretending to be a real couple…as he giggles…because he’s not just in on the joke, he’s all about the fucking joke…his career depends on it…

You see, I’ve been told by 10 different people, at different times, with different levels of involvement with the couple, that it’s strictly a business transaction, they see each other when they need to make an appearance together, but they spend under 3 weeks a year together, because she’ too busy in AMerica fucking other dudes…and he’s too busy in Europe fucking dudes…

Either way, I approve of their sham…even though this shoot is super fucking gay…I believe that hiding your sexuality so hard that you find the world an Irina Shayk, totally works for me….and as you know, it’s all about me.

Posted in:Irina Shayk