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2014

23

May

Rachel Bilson Pregnant Bikini Pics of the DAy

What better way to celebrate Memorial day by remembering what was…by looking at what is…after it went to war with Skywalker’s Canadian penis and lost…I am talking Rachel Bilson’s uterus. The cute girl, turned destroyed mom body…And the only salvation she’s got going for her is that her pussy isn’t a mom pussy just yet, but in a few months it will be..So for now she’s ready to drop…here I cum…but soon to be forgotten…

I figure her bikini on Memorial day is far better than this Elliott Rodger rich kid with asperger’s virgin turned killer…turned youtube star…

All this to say, pregnancy is like mass murder on your sex appeal..here’s the proof..

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2014

23

May

Kristen Stewart Ass in a Thong of the Day

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Kirsten Stewart has never been hot. She’s never had sex appeal. I hate her even though she has always been a dirty looking ditch pig…homeless and ready to fuck anyone to escape the trailer park she’s been crashin’ at…despite fame and fortune that has tricked people into thinking she’s anything but that.

Her square pasty ass in a thong in this trailer… hasn’t that fact.

She can keep trying though.

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2014

23

May

Samantha Hoopes Big Tits of the Day

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I like instagram models…

They try a lot harder than actual working models who make money – because all they want in life is to be celebrated for their fake titties and fake faces with their filler filled lips and cheeks…they don’t need money, just rich husbands and instagram likes…

Here’s Samantha Hoopes living the instagram dream – she even Booked Sports Illustrated for free…

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2014

23

May

Ireland Baldwin Got a Tattoo and Wants You to Know of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin got a Tattoo because she’s so fucking hardcore…a rebellious lesbian showing us how tough she is thanks to her dad’s abusive words back in her formative years, when she was just a spoiled kid with egotistical parents who gave her everything she wanted…something that will continue into adulthood, since being raised in that environment is impossible to be normal..

Even though getting tattoos is hardly what it used to be. Every cheesy dude, and mainstream girl who would have shopped at the GAP in the 90s, when real hardcore people were getting the tattoos, gets tattoos….Shit is mainstream…even lame…

But she wanted to show you the process, and I don’t mind watching her in action, because this tall aspiring model, who is large, lesbian and amazing, seems fun…and for some reason I find this erotic

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2014

23

May

Jenna Pietersen Hot Shoot of the Day

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Jenna Pietersen is nice. She’s some South African model and blogger and mom..and I guess you take the good with the bad, since she looks good when she’s posing, even if historically, babies and baby ruined mom pussy have been a deal breaker for me…but not really because I’ll have sex with anything, even when it looks like it’s had a dozen fucking babies, which is unlike Jenna Pietersen, who in my mind looks like a virginal angel sent from heaven…

I don’t know what this shoot is for, but I like it…

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2014

23

May

Bryana Holly Instagram Model of the Day

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I like instagram models…

They only exist because they are sluts on social media who want to be actual models, but who no one believed in, so they went out there and did it themselves….working for brands for free like model interns, all in exchange for a plug on their social media to build their fame factor, and maybe in Bryana Holly’s case, sluts with more than the right brands and photographers, but also with the right penis, like Brody Jenner because he was that low level stamp of approval she needed at 18…to be relevant…

This girl is the best free model a shoutout on your big brand’s social media can do to validate her and send her more followers can buy…

The low level, famous for 3 minute girls may be killing the modelling business with all their free work, but their desperation is pornographic to me.

Keep on trying you free model trick…

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2014

23

May

Michelle Rodriguez Lesbian Bikini of the Day

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Michelle Rodriguez is a lesbian in a bikini in Cannes…who gives a fuck..

Shee was a Monkey in a Bikini in Cannes…

In 2007:
HERE

In 2011:
HERE bonus MEME and in HERE

IN 2012:
HERE

If you like repetitive bullshit, like a monkey looking’ lesbian in a bikini….then I guess M-Rod who doesn’t like ROD, unless it is attached to a girl model with straps….is your girl…

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2014

23

May

The Photoshoppped Jessica Alba Bikini Pics of the Day

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Jessica Alba is 400 years old, and I guess into showing off the fossilization process of a totally irrelevant sex symbol, who decided to run off and make babies for her own ego, to trap her man, who she was obviously a crazy, instead of doing the right thing…like getting naked in movies…

So here she is in some Entertainment Weekly shit her expensive publicist set up, because maintaining celebrity is important to the success of her internet business/scam she’s running…

She’s in a bikini, photoshopped to shit, looking like a cheap Sears Catalog, but you’re going to masturbate to it, because you are the kind of person stuck in 1998, who can’t move on, because those were the glory years when you still had hope…now you just have to embrace your middle aged irrelevance…

And what it comes down to, is photoshopped or not, she’s still better than any mom of two you’ve had sex with…including but not limited to your wife, provided anyone has ever let you have sex with them…

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2014

23

May

Miley Cyrus’ Tongue and Tit on Instagram of the Day

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I don’t know if the above video is actually Miley playing with her tit to fuck with Instagram like she was Rihanna..But I think it might be..because she’s attention seeker, she likes exposing herself like it was the casting couch at Disney and she was 8, it’s part of her thing…or who she is, or being exploited by her parents and taught that you have no privacy, and I guess none of us really do, so you might as well be making 100 million dollars exposing yourself…

I know that no one really cares or gets shocked by anymore, because they are too annoyed of Miley and her fucking voice…and because it could be a lemon…and some optical illusion…

I know this would be better news if it was a sex tape, or insertion or even a squirt video…I mean considering it’s Miley, it’d be better if it was a memorial video after her drug overdose, because people like to hate her…but I think still think she’s clever enough to want to bang…

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2014

23

May

Top Pictures from amfAR’s Aids Gala of the Day

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Here’s some Kylie Minoge – Breast Cancer Survivor at some AIDS event that all kinds of models and people who are more important, richer, better looking that you attended. One of those multimillion dollar charity events that the multi million dollar would be better spent on the charity, but why not make it fun for these people who have everything….

This is my round-up…with IRINA SHAYK Lookin’ Like a Russian Bride…

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Paz Vega TIts Because I Don’t Know WHo She Is…

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Sharon Stone Hard Nipple

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Paris Hilton Because She Manages to Make Everything Look Cheap as Fuck

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ROSARIO DAWSON’S Window to her Relevance

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Lara Stone Because she Tried to See Me

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