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2014

12

May

Christina Aguilera in some Ready To Drop Porn of the Day

Christina Aguilera is old, tired, boring…and I mean I forget her glory days, they were just that long ago…

I do remember that after her last pregnancy, she was fun to laugh at, because she kept getting fatter and fatter, only to prove to us or to herself that she could get ripped if she focused, thanks to a high paid team of nutrition and fitness people, only to get pregnant again, this time with a different daddy, like a fat white chick at Walmart…with a 50 shades of black babies…

Because you can give a bitch one hundred million dollars, but you can’t make her daddy issue ass anything but a daddy issue ass…

The interesting thing in all this is that she doesn’t need to be performing, but she is performing, because she is addicted to having people cheer her on, in one of those “I’m sharing the gift god gave me with the world” kind of obnoxiousness

I am just posting it because pregnant girls dressed slutty are funny…and because it is mother’s day.

TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER PERFORMING WHILE PREGNANT CLICK HERE

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2014

12

May

Stacy Keibler Produces Ready to Drop Porn of the Day

It’s Mother’s Day, so all the expecting mom’s posted pics of their baby bump, because there is a connection they have with the fetus growing inside them, it’s like some hormonal spiritual shit they try to pretend is a beautiful experience, but deep down inside know it is going to ruin their fucking life, their naps, and their ability to do whatever the fuck they want…it’s now they have to answer to some unappreciative piece of shit…not to mention the mother fucker is going to rip their pussy out from it’s roots, and leave her stomach mangled to shit…the whole thing…awful…but I guess when you’re contract dries up with homosexual tranny fucking George Clooney, you’ve got limited options in what you should do with your time…I mean I guess she could go back to doing nothing…but parenting is so much more rewarding..

Posted in:Stacy Keibler

2014

12

May

Nicki Minaj Behind the Scenes of the Day

Nikki Minaj posted these pictures of her big hip hop tits and ass shooting a video last week and for some reason I got sucked into it, and can’t stop staring at the shit…

Even though I generally hate Nikki Minaj and everything she represents, from bratty pop princess, or the Black Gaga, to this new slutty hip hop vixen, and even though I normally like skinny tall model bitches, these thick girls, who are starting to pop up everywhere, and who I would normally call fat, are looking all fertile and shit…I feel like I’m in an African tribe and I’m getting sucked in by the one girl who isn’t dying of starvation, you know who still gets her period and who can still keep our lineage going…

Not that Nikki is that black, she just pretends to be…you know she’s whiter than

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2014

12

May

Adriana Lima Slamming her Face and Other Videos of the Day

Here’s an old lady working out…

Here’s a Cop getting slammed by a tree at a traffic stop..

Hot Lady and a Reporter

Kate Upton Hurt her Foot on the Beach…

Auctioneer Rapper Makes me Laugh

Posted in:Videos

2014

12

May

Eminem’s Mother’s Day Cash Grab of the Day

I don’t know why I like Eminem, but I do, even when he releases tribute songs to his mom on Mother’s day.

Sounds a bit like the perfect cash grab publicity stunt…especially since she’s dying and he’s severed ties with her years ago….it was a huge part of his marketing hook…making this more of a vanity project that initially though..

I just think he’s too rich and too old and the whole teen angst thing is a little forced…but I guess this is what the fans want, and I guess he’s humiliated her enough over the years, while making a lot of fucking money, that now while she’s dying, he needs closure or some shit…that I don’t really think is sincere, but it made for a good mother’s day story…

Posted in:Eminem

2014

12

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was in Walmart, I know, depressing as fuck right, but I had to get my wife a shitty under 5 dollar gift with her money – to make her think she matters on Mother’s Day. I’m nice like that.

I saw a guy there, we was walking around aimlessly, before a clerk asked him if he had any questions. The guy took this as an opening to tell his depressing life story about how he can’t get laid because he has no month….which wasn’t the shocker, I mean anyone shopping at walmart, unless a fat white woman with black babies shouldn’t get laid…

The shocker is when the clerk said “I know man, when I got this job, I thought all my prayers were gonna be answered, and that it was going to turn around”…leading me to think, despite being a total failure, that I have much higher expectations for myself than the average…I mean I would rather be dead than work at Walmart, and I would never view that shit as a blessing…I’d rather not work and eat rats and fucking grass in the park to get by….

That said, Happy mother’s day…

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Charlize Theron on SNL Highlight Reel
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Video Chatting Old People.
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Constantine Trailer….
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Japanese Commercial Compilation
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Lil Kim’s Baby Shower Tongue Touch
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Lindsay Lohan Swears She Had a Miscarriage
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

09

May

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s mother’s day and all I have to say about that is Single Mom’s need stepdads – so I’m gonna be busy…but more importantly…single mom’s who have had their babies taken away from them for being drug addict, drunk, irresponsible women with also be out..sad…and alone…I’m gonna be busy…

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Nikki Minaj Huge Tits
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Mirror Selfies
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Miley Cyrus Drunk…
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Lucy Collett Topless Teasing…
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Slut of the Day
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Somalian Chrissy Teigen
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The Guy Doesn’t Give a Fuck
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Chrissy Teigen on Beating Her Twitter Trolls
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Leggings
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Kate Upton Big Tits in a white Dress
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Pregnant Stacy Keibler
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Lily Allen Dying Pic of the Day
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Courtney Love is So Fucking Hot…
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Frankie Essex Bikini Fat of the DAy
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Mena Suvari’s Got a Body
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Draya Michele Braless
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Hottest Social Media Tits of the Week
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Zoe Saldana Fucks on the TRain
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Hong Kong Shitting in the Street
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Girl With Stubbed Toes Face
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Candice Swanepoel Lookin’ Good at an Event
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Pixie Lott See Through Top
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Crazy Mountain Biker of the Day
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10 Game of Thrones Sitcom Spinoffs…
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10 Reasons to Never Shave Your Beard…
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Girls Falls Asleep in Traffic
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Doutzen Kroes Pregnant on the Red Carpet
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James France Wears James Franco
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J.LO in a Red Dress
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Eurovision Performance of the Day
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Disturbing Insane Asylum Pics…
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Breast Feeding Moms of the Day
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Selena GOmez Nipple
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World’s Tallest Model Gets Engaged Weirdness!
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Pixie Lott is Weird
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Candice Swanepoel Hot as Fuck at an Event
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Miranda Kerr at an Event
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Candice Swanepoel Catalog Pics…
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Christie Brinkley Still Loves Billy Joel…
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Dark Hair Light Eyes…
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Jogging TIts
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New Godzilla CLip
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Emily Ratajkowski Fake Lips
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Game of Thrones Toilet…
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Cam Girl Tits!
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Drunk Girl Has Nip Slips…
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Find Cougars to Fuck…
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Lady Gaga Nude for V Magazine
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Big Stupid Tits!
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Emily Barrington Titties in THE WHITE QUEEN
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Cam Cam Cam Cam Girls Are Amazing
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Pee Vidoe of the Day
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

09

May

Documenting Scout Willis’ See Through Shirt of the Day

Scout Willis is one of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore kids who I used to make fun of, but in my old age realize are kind of awesome. I know people who are friends with them and say nothing but good things, so why hate on any girl who has big enough tits to play with, but more importantly, to flash to the paparazzi, just for the sake of flashing the paparazzi.

Sure we all know nipples aren’t a big deal, most girls aren’t shy to show some nip, but it’s still nice when it happens….and really these girls all seem so well adjusted considering they belong to Demi..

I’m a fan of all that is going on here and that’s why I think we should walk through this glorious moment together for mother’s day…

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2014

09

May

Sara Malakul Lane Breaks Instagram of the Day

Her name is SARA MALAKUL LANE and she’s amazing…

She’s a Thai superstar, which exists, because Thailand needs more than just lady boys, sex tourism, 7 year old hookers and ideal romantic settings for destination weddings…

She has come to America with her insane half Asian body, and has done more than just break records with her recent Netflix movie “Jailbait” that she gets totally naked in… SCREENSHOTS HERE ….

But she’s also breaking instagram with pictures like this…I mean what the fuck….this is amazing…I just got myself pregnant for mothers day.

Posted in:Sara Malakul Lane

2014

09

May

Maria Carey in Lingerie for Terry of the Day

People are excited about these Mariah Carey for Terry Richardson lingerie pics…but I’m not. I think she’s too old to be dressed like this, and not because she has kids, but because she’s old. I remember her being a babe int he 90s, this 20 years later, I just can’t commit to new Mariah, when I can google Old Mariah if I even really wanted any Mariah…

I also find Terry Richardson shots lazy…

Sure he has had great success, and has developed his own style, and has even taken some interesting pics, and I know he’s not the creep you’ve all grown to hate, because he came on some trick who was using him, even though there’s no evidence of it….face…it’s just so easy to blame when your whole fucking career you thought was going to happen didn’t happen…and last time I checked cumming on a willing girl’s face wasn’t rape…

But these pics, are just whatever…white wall, dumb bitch in lingerie, boring…like a cash grab for all involved and that’s disappointing…

Posted in:Mariah Carey