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2014

12

May

Jessica Alba Bikini Parties for Mother’s Day of the Day

Jessica Alba is pretty full of shit. She’s just understands marketing and how to present herself to the public so that they buy into her stupid brand that probably makes a ton of money. She’s probably not even fucking or sleeping in the same bed as her husband, you know shit is probably all about money and the business and both parties are totally cool with their partnership…even if it is really just a lie…

So I see see was wasted at a bikini pool party…mom’s are allowed to get TURNT up…but I went to her instagram and all she posted was her at some mother’s day charity bullshit…meaning her getting TURNT is not really how she wants to present herself to the world, yet she still want to get TURNT…

It’s just this hypocrisy that goes on in the world, because I don’t want to support some Martha Steward of Parenting, knowing she’s just a bikini clad party slut up on some Tara Reid shit…I want bitch to commit to her Brady Bunch shit and to me this is a slip up, even though I love girls in bikinis..

I guess what it comes down to is that Jessica Alba doesn’t matter anymore..she’s old and a mom and even in a bikini sucks…so I should just end this post now.

TO SEE MORE SHITTY PICS OF ALBA PARTYING IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

TO SEE PICS OF BUSTED UP HOOKER CRYSTAL HEFFNER A SIMILAR VEGAS POOL PARTY CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2014

12

May

Rosie Huntington-Whitely’s Vogue Germany Cover of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely is in Vogue Germany…and I don’t have the pics, I just saw the cover, and did some real extensive research I call going on the Vogue German instagram, to pull what they had, because I am a firm believer that Rosie Huntington-Whitely is one of the hottest models there is…and she’s not annoying about it…

She’s older, she has a lingerie company, she does these campaigns, but she’s not all over the media. She proved that Megan Fox was a talentless cunt, she has done a whole lot of topless and nude stuff, she has money, she dates bald rich guys, I mean she’s pretty much set…and I’m a fan of whatever is going on here…I just want to see the rest of it…

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2014

12

May

Solange Knowles Attacks Jay-Z of the Day

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Solange Knowles used to interact with me on twitter back when she was Beyonce’s little insignificant sister and single mother, just trying to get by in the cold scary world with no monetary worries because her sister was Beyonce and her dad created Destiny’s Child…you know the girl stuck in the shadow, wishing one day she could break out on her own, only to live a life of resentment…

Then she blocked me for making fun of her, as I do with most of these idiots, especially the real desperate ones, and she went on to make some moves, including but not limited to beating up Jay Z in an elevator…and the video is amazing..

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2014

12

May

Ireland Baldwin is a Lesbian Giant of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is 6 foot 5, 250 pounds, built like a heavyweight boxer, with dreams of being a bikini model, instead of just using her resources to get a law degree or something…because you are raised by a babe like Kim Bassinger, or an ego like Alec Baldwin, you’re so fucking delusional about how life works, that real jobs seem silly, especially with that trust fund, and the only real reward you can find is people liking your instagram…

She posted this pic of her in a toy car, and I figured if all else fails, there’s a fetish for amazon women..and this is probably a good introductory picture to that…bitch too big for her car…so hot..just not to me…

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin

2014

12

May

Irina Shayk and Adriana Lima Get Political of the Day

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A few people are jumping onto this Nigerian girls being kidnapped and sold off as wives hustle by posting stupid signs on instagram…because selling off 12 year olds is illegal in America and thus wrong and posting signs makes a huge difference….

I guess these girls have good intentions, it’s just funny when a model who is known for being half naked, posts the picture of her supporting any cause, especially girls being sold off for sex while half naked… because they sell themselves off for sex…it is kind of out of context, achieves nothing and I can’t imagine their sincerity is sincere…especially when posing naked while promoting that cause…It makes no fucking sense…

That said, I did my part in supporting Nigerian girls, but telling the Nigerian from my Facebook, to send me more nude pics of her big Nigerian tits, only like the girls this models are jumping onto, my Nigerian is in her 20s and has big tits…

Here’s Adriana Lima doing it too…

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2014

12

May

Bregje Heinen for Shopbop Summer of the Day

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As this model Bregje Heinen gets more and more popular, you would think I’d be able to get over her name.

It’s like who cares that she sounds like the old folks home you snuck into yesterday to find the richest Alzheimer’s patient to pretend is your grandmother to get paid…

You know the sound of hacking up cancerous and lung disease lungs…that only people in their 80s really master…it takes year to get the right amount of phlegm…

It’s too bad, because she’s fucking hot and I want to focus on her tits…but instead here I am not focusing on her tits…

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2014

12

May

It’s a 60’s Beach Party in Vogue Italia of the Day

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Vogue Italia did this shoot with models Carola Remer, Alize Barange, & Natalia Rassadnikova…

The theme is a little Gidget meets Frankie Avalon meets Annette Funicello…you know those amazing beach party/surf movies from the 60s…that may not be erotic to watch today, unless you are into dead women pre-death in bikinis…but that I am sure were masturbated to by a lot of easier to impress teenage boys of the era…you know back in time before masturbation was accepted when it was far more guilt ridden and frowned upon..

It might not be all that erotic, but your life sucks, and this should bring some color into it, because it’s fun and your coffee soaked cubicle and fluorescent light life, may find it comes in handy in hating your fucking existence…which is why I do this…you know friendly reminder..

Posted in:Alize Barange|Carola Remer|Natalia Rassadnikova

2014

12

May

Camille Rowe’s Free People Lingerie of the Day

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Camille Rowe is a good time…and I am just saying that because before she was imported from France to work for Victoria’s Secret, she was getting naked for fashion…not that naked is even considered being naked in France, their rocking and amazing bushes are practically pants, and nipples are considered shirts. It’s not like America there…

So seeing her book this lingerie catalog, because she’s some kind of it girl, is ok, but I prefer to reference her struggle of paving the way for herself all of 6 months ago… WHEN NUDITY WAS INVOLVED …because pics of nudity are more fun than pics of lingerie…even if lingerie is more mysterious and sexy as a concept..we aren’t on our 20th wedding anniversary trying to repackage her naked body into something I want to fuck, we’re taking pics of a girl I’ve never met, and historically, when it comes to pics, I’ll always choose labia to seduce me… but here it is anyway..

Posted in:Camille Rowe

2014

12

May

Bryanna Holly in a Bikini of the Day

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Bryanna Holly is an instagram model who got famous for fucking Brody Jenner…

Brody Jenner is Bruce Jenner’s spoiled brat kid…who I’ve been told from various sources fucks underage girls….because he can get away with it.

I guess no girl’s getting him arrested for fucking them, because like Bryanna Holly, they are using him to get to the next level…even when they aren’t that hot, or that talented, and more importantly, he’s pretty much a nobody…but apparently, his stamp of approval on their groupie asses alone, even though he’s totally insignificant as a person, is enough to get them booking lingerie and bikini catalogs…I mean that’s the whole reason bitch bought these tits…right…

Who knows, who cares…bikini pics.

Posted in:Bryanna Holly

2014

12

May

Courtney Stodden Sucking Helium of the Day

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Courtney Stodden has rebuilt her face so hard that she looks like a 45 year old housewife, despite being 20…or claiming to be 20…and I think despite all that clown surgery, she’s still amazing.

In fact, my biggest regret in recent years was nothing to her Halloween party I was invited to, because if I Did go, I think she’d be pregnant now…and helping bring a half Stodden into the world, would be a dream.

The reality of this is that she’s obviously smart, she gets what she’s doing, she knows how to play it, and it’s working. There are so many fake tit hookers who sleep with celebs who have never even got close to the level of attention she’s got…and people can point and laugh, thats what she’s want…while I will just sit here and masturbate, because strippers who make it in the world, are porn to me..

I am a fan, this video from her web series, is so weird it’s amazing…

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