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2014

13

May

Cara Delevingne Lookin’ Rough of the Day

I like to think these are pictures of Cara Delevingne after a 12 hour cocaine and pussy eating binge. You know all rough and rugged like a hooker, even though her family is too rich for her to ever really be a hooker, at least not as a career, but maybe as a hooker state of mind or hooker morals and values, since there’s really a fine line between being a model, and a hooker, only the models technically use their body for money, and they also sleep with the rich guys or girls or producers or brand managers, sure it is technically fucking for free, but there’s always an upside…but I guess we can say that about anyone…and really the only reason I am posting this is because I like a made-up, beat up, exhausted looking girl…whether it is from 13 hours of a photoshoot, or 13 hours at a rave, they look like they equally smell like sweaty pussy…or in this case, Michele Rodriguez’s sweat pussy from the scissoring, since you know Cara hasn’t showered since they broke up…it’s her thing…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Cara Delevingne

2014

13

May

A Couple Hookers Fighting and Other Videos of the Day

Cop Kicks a 6th Grader Who Probably Deserved it Cuz Kids are Brats

Hot about an exploding house…

Girl Doesn’t Like Anti Gay Demonstrator Very Much

I Don’t Understand this Naked Man Fight…

Naked Man Singing Beyonce

Posted in:Videos

2014

13

May

Daisy Fuentes in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Remember Daisy Fuentes…

Turns out she’s better left a memory…

At least that’s what these bathing suit pics are telling me….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Daisy Fuentes

2014

13

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It turns out that when dealing with Florida Elderly, when not trying to get into their wills, I have little to no patience….but luckily, I saw a glimpse of Florida youth, when 5 teenage boys, with a crack pipe, smoking meth, tried to hassle me for money..

Suddenly, Florida made sense. Here are some morning links…

Girls and Their Selfies…
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Luxiboo is the Hooker of the Day
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Lea Michele Cleavage!
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Shark Attacking a Rubber Boat…
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Joely Fisher Cleavage!
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Grandpa Takes the Best Selfies
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Mike D of the Beastie Boys Introducing the Game…
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Channing Tatum is Gambit
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I Like This Culkin Pic…
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Marion Cotillard in Interview
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Perfectly Timed Wedding Photo
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And So It Goes Trailer…
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Weird Japanese Commercial Compilation
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS!!!
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Top 10 What Jay Z Said to Solange!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

12

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Social media is so policed…what used to be generating content and having a good time on the internet. Has become…worse than holding a low level position at an office job. Checks and balances and no freedom as they try to condition you to fit their mould of what right is wrong – even though they are the ones monetizing off us, and should let us do whatever the fuck we want…

Oh well…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Top 10 What Jay Z Said To Solange
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Jennifer Lawrence Tripped for Attention – Again
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Rita Ora Hard Nipples Stripping Into Underwear on Stage Publicity Stunting Paid for by Calvin Klein …
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Lindsay Lohan Miscarriage Is Legal…
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Justene Jaro’s the Slut of the Day
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Recent Baby Momma Drama in Sports!
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Culkin Wears Best Shirt Ever..
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Miley Cyrus with a Giant and a Midget is a Weird Visual
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Rumer Willis Has a Great Booty
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Jennifer Lawrence Showing Off Her Booty…
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Miley Cyrus Riding a Huge Dick…
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Iggy Azaela Performing
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ScarJO at a Wedding
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Elizabeth OLsen…
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Disturbing GIFS of Disney Vilains
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Bunny Eating Raspberries…
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Hayley Williams Performing…
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Bingbing Fan for the Fetishists
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Lambo Crash
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Inside Japan Fetish Clubs…
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Shakira Showing Off Ass
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Ariana Grande in a Crop Top
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Some Rapping Kids on Britain’s got Talent
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Gigi Hadid Big Cleavage….
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Some Slut…
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Jennifer Lawrence in a Tight Dress
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Chloe Green See Through
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Mother’s Day Spa Prank
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Bride and Groom Perform Their Vows…
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Emily Ratajkowski at an Event…
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Amy Schumer Watches Porn
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Jolie / J.Lo in the Same Pose
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Yvonne Strahovski in Maxim in 2011
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The Krupa Sisters Together Hooking…
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Miley With the Plastic Dick
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Nick Bearer Cut off His Dick Because He Couldn’t See His Daughters
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Some Exclusive Orange is the New Black Bullshit
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Mind Some Gaps….
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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ALL KINDS OF CABLE NUDITY
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Girl in the Shower….
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3 Girls 1 Webcam
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Find Cougars to Fuck…
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Hot GIrl Cam Show
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Girls with a Strap On
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WTF Germany…
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Cam Cam Cam Cam Girls Are Amazing
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Emiley Grey’s Private Strip Show
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

12

May

Jennifer Lopez Zombie Walk of the Day

Someone posted this picture of Jennifer Lopez on facebook.

They saw her shopping, and all I saw was some evil money grubbing zombie walking like she was some kind of possessed demon on her way to eat our souls after brainwashing us with her shitty acting, music and everything else she’s polluted our culture, and the culture of rich evil dictators she has danced for in exchange or money, with…

She’s the fucking worst, but this picture makes me laugh.

Maybe it’s all the meds, maybe she is just the fucking zombie you’d assume she was…created to make rich people more rich…or maybe she just shit her pants…who cares, it’s fucking J.Lo, I can’t believe I’m even posting this.

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez

2014

12

May

Miley Cyrus Blowjob Picture of the Day

Here’s a little Miley Cyrus showing you the number one lesson she learned from the Execs at Disney when she was working for Disney, selling her soul for the career she has.

You know, teaching her tween fans the right approach to a penis if your goal it to get ahead in life and to be like her…all while on stage in front of 20,000 people.

Not quite a scandal, still pretty hot in a gutter porn slut way without the actual porn, that I would rather be porn…because porn is more fun than simulated porn, even if less lucrative. She’s all “crazy” having drug overdoses and sucking fake dick on stage..it’s just funny that she’s corporate sponsored…

TO SEE HER CONCERT PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

12

May

Avril Lavigne in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t take Avril Lavigne seriously, she’s just a novelty act…but she is going to have a hard time pretending to be a 15 year old girl now that she’s starting to look 40.

I mean it’s already at the point of pathetic, girl didn’t figure out how to rebrand herself from when she was 15, so she’s just sticking to the formula and hoping for the best, and luckily it’s still popular in the international markets, but a hard face and dumpy body, will probably force her into getting pregnant and doing the mom thing, because this mall punk from the 90s is so strange to witness…even when married for the second time and in a bikini on the beach…

But being Canadian, I feel like I have to endorse what could be our national icon, like the igloo or the beaver…it is my duty to endorse all things that have humilated our nation in pop culture….

Like Tom Green on Tinder…in Ottawa…Visiting Mom for Mother’s Day…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Avril Lavigne

2014

12

May

Sarah Hyland’s Brother Checking Out her Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Sarah Hyland creeps me out for the same reason she probably turns on a large percentage of dudes…and that is that she looks like she’s 12, despite having tits or a push-up bra…and despite being in her 20s…

It’s like she’s on some pedophile’s spiking the water at the summer camp with hormone suppressants or some shit they invented at Disney to make the talent like Peter Pan, so they never age and constantly work will into their 40s like they are Gary Coleman…freaks…

So seeing her sexual, or her boyfriend/brother/whoever this guy is checking out her tits, is just fucking weird..but weird is what I do,like and document…so here it is…self produced and all…she wants you seeing this…it’s the Sofia Vergara school of whoring yourself into fame!

Posted in:Sarah Hyland

2014

12

May

Lindsay Lohan’s Shitty Upskirt of the Day

Lindsay Lohan flashed her panties, which isn’t really a scandal or worth talking about, but more of a science experiment, in trying to understand why said panties didn’t dissolve from the acidity of her dirty fucking box she’s got them rubbing up against…

You know, the real thing that makes me laugh in this pic is her face she’s fucking destroyed, like it was her career, or even like it was her soul…

She’s damaged goods, has a shitty attitude, shits on people willing to help her, is just fucking bratty crazy bitch, and her constant failure, is deserved…

There comes an age where you can take ownership on your life, and Lohan chose Botox instead of getting focused and putting in work…

The sick thing in all this is that I’d still wear these panties like gas mask, so I could sniff whatever mess happened in them, a mess you can assume is on par with the girl wearing them…now all I’m craving is is 2 week old sea food platter…just to sniff…

Shitty panty flash for someone who needs to have better panty flashes to matter because panty flashes are probably her best work…boring.

To See The Rest of the Pics of Lohan in London CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan