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2014

23

Apr

Miranda Kerr Tries To Broaden Her Career Perspective

Miranda Kerr was fired from Victoria’s Secret for fucking Justin Bieber – I keep saying this because it amazes me that more people don’t talk about this every time the divorcee mom’s name comes up.

You see even if Bieber was 18, he still looks 15, and the fact that this Miranda Kerr bitch would cheat on her husband, probably not the first time, and throw away her career or at least her biggest client who pretty much created her, to fuck Bieber is beyond a midlife crisis and totally insane….

Well, being fired has allowed her to reconfigure what she wants out of life as a bikini and lingerie model…since being fired she’s got some new tits, did some nude editorials, booked a reebok video and is still getting paid…but now she’s decided to sing….and it’s weird…but better than Katy Perry.

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2014

23

Apr

A Guy on my Instagram’s Kate Upton Videos of the Day

Kate Upton is a pig…and it turns out that a homie from Instagram who lives in LA doesn’t agree with me, in fact he made an effort to go an see her on the red carpet of her new movie, that we hope is her only movie, because the screen isn’t big enough for her sloppy ass…but that we can allow her to revel in, even though she’s an overrated pig who belongs in a barn, or at least would belong in a barn if her grandfather didn’t invent the fucking modern day washing machine..

Either way, here’s his paparazzi – titty perving on instagram that you’ll all like – because unlike me – you think this Upton uptown bitch is amazing…

Posted in:Kate Upton

2014

23

Apr

Amber Rose Twerking of the Day

In the event you weren’t aware…it’s Twerk Season….and Amber Rose, who is only known for being a hip hop hooker, once paid for by Kanye West…is all about capitalizing on it, because she’s just that kind of low level who capitalizes on anything she can…not that she’s ever really had any success, she was never a model, but more a girl who put the right dick in her, the dick that made her relevant and allowed her hooker ass to call herself a model, a dick that just secured her place from being an irrelevant groupie bitch, positioning herself in the right places, to relevant enough to get a hip hop husband to knock her up…making her a hip hop wife she always wanted to be…who can still shake her ass, even when no one gives a fuck, only now it’s on instagram and not at the strip club….Useless maybe…but a twerk is a twerk even when a light skinned does it.

Posted in:Amber Rose

2014

23

Apr

Jessica Lowndes Creepy Slow Motion Disney Video of the Day

Jessica Lowndes made Disney as perverted as a Disney exec on a casting couch at a local elementary school looking for the next Miley….I’m talking as perverted as Walt Disney himself the day he decided to devote his life to entertaining and distracting children through subliminal messages designed to brainwash them into behaving badly…you know like a school bus driver or any other grown man who obsessively gets down with kids…only she did it with a weird slow motion iPhone video of her titties bouncing as she runs through the theme park like a fucking sex offender out to seduce all the little boys and girls…and I guess what it comes down to is trying to figure out who the fuck Jessica Lowndes is because I have no idea and googling her is a waste of time, when I have so many better things to do, like not google Jessica Lowndes….

Posted in:Jessica Lowndes

2014

23

Apr

Margot Robbie with a Fish of the Day

Margot Robbie struck gold. She fucked the right motherfucker somewhere along the line…and booked one of the biggest movies of last year as the naked bitch who fucks Leonardo DiCaprio, even though we all know that Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t fuck girls, he just has them around because he’s a Victoria’s Secret Shareholder and it helps increase their stock…

She was NAKED AND KIND OF AMAZING in it…and now, she’s posting pics of her homely self in a bikini posing with a fish that I like to think is social commentary, or at least commentary on the condition of her pussy after going to Hollywood to make it….by making it…if you know what I mean…

Posted in:Margot Robbie

2014

23

Apr

Karlie Kloss in a Shitty Victoria’s Secret Ad of the Day

Here’s a Karlie Kloss for Victoria’s Secret scent commercial that I am posting because I like giving Victoria’s Secret free advertising, you see they aren’t paying me for this shit, if anything, they will email me asking me to take down their pics because that’s just the kind of evil empire they are…

Well the good news is that I am only posting it because Karlie Kloss is fucking weird looking and even when half naked…she’s weird looking…an even when she’s doing the reverse birthing process with Taylor Swift’s tongue…in a shove it as far as you can in me….she’s weird looking…and here’s the commercial anyway…

Posted in:Karlie Kloss

2014

23

Apr

Intentional Nip Slip and Other Videos of the Day

Here’s a dude bullying a girl getting slammed in the head with a rock…

Some 13 Year Old Gets Caught Shitting on Some Dude’s House….Shamed…

Here are a couple kids who drowned after 2 boats refused to pick them up…crazy

Guy Gets Electrocuted When Plugging in his Phone…

Posted in:Videos

2014

23

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am still pretty happy with how the ASA AKIRA INTERVIEW ….but that’s probably because the Florida trash I got drunk with last night didn’t want to fuck because she was having a herpes outbreak she was eager to show me…forcing me to look at the only thing good going on in my life…and that’s the ASA AKIRA INTERVIEW

Here are some stepLINKS….

Avril Lavigne’s New Video Hello Kitty Like She’s Not Tainted by Nickelback….
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Behati in Lingerie Like She’s Not Tainted By Adam Levine’s Cum….
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Bar Refaeli in a Bikini Like She’s Not Tainted By Leonardo DiCaprio’s Cum….
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Olivia Munn is Sloppy Like She’s Not Tainted By Every Producer She’s Auditioned for’s Cum
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Taylor Swift in NYC like She’s Not Tainted By every Man’s Cum
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Robert Downey Jr Posts a Pics from the Avengers Set
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Datz Deli Gives interesting Meat Inspired Fashion ADvice
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Girls Looking Down Their Own Shirts POV
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Nudist Paella Tastes Fishy…
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CAM GIRLS ARE MY DREAM GIRLS
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

22

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

So a big black Florida chick who I assume was Trayvon Martin’s sister runs up to me to tell me that I look like some George Lopez motherfucker and asks if she can get an autograph…so I say back to her that she looks like Oprah and that I don’t want her fat black autograph and bitch goes nuts…because I’m a fucking racist for calling her Oprah, but she’s not a rapist for asking me if I’m George Lopez…we call that double standards in ethnic racism…unfortunately, that story did end in fucking…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Tugging at Clothes
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R. Kelly Rapist!
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10 Crazy Restaurant Names
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Jessica Chastain is the New Marilyn Monore
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Slut of the Night
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Anna Ewer Caught Topless
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Bella Thorne Smoking Weed – Bad…
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Lexie Marlow in a Bikini….
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Kate Upton’s Fat Chick Cleavage
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Katie Holmes Old as Fuck
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Katie McGlynn Upskirt of the Day
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Mel B Picking her Wedgie
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Donna Says She’s Not Dating Tom Cruise
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Phoebe Price’s Big Tits Get Me Excited
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Pro Athletes Giving the Followers
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Some Old Bitch in a Bikini
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LeAnn Rimes’ Ass on the Beach
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Diane Kruger’s Hard Fucking Nipples!
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12 Most Bazaar Last Meal Requets on Death Row
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Some Reusable Rocket Takes Off and Lands
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Sammy Braddy Topless / Lingerie
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Beyonce Won’t Be Going to the Kardashian Wedding
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Katie Holmes in a Red Dress
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20 Celebrities With Awful Tattoos
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Jane Leeves 1980s Photoshoot
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Sofia Vergara Would Pay for Sex Because She’s Been paid for Sex
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How Nicki Minaj Rebranded Herself for Hip Hop
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John Hamm Doesn’t Like Bieber
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Parking Meter Cunt Busted for Being a Hypocrite
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Ariana Grande in Fuck Me Boots
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Julia Roberts Beat Up Face in Wall Street Journal
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Emma Watson is Boring as Fuck
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Woman Who Can Talk to Shoes
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Fat Ghetto Bitch Doesn’t Need Clothes to Fight
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These Animals May Got Extinct in the Next 10 Years
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Lohan’s Friends Don’t Believe She’s had a Miscarriage
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Lea Michele’s Nip Slip
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The Future Queen Holding a Phallus
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Hot Canadian Pole Vaulter….
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28 Models Emerging from Water
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Air Canada Baggage Handler is a Real Asshole
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Melanie Brown in Amazing Spandex
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Saudi’s Change Tires While Driving
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Kate Upton is Fat As Fuck
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Page 3 Girl Of The Day
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A Dad Has a Conversation With His Kid….
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Lookin’ Down Denise Richard’s Shirt
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Cutting the Magic Tree
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Girls in Selfies
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Katy Perry is a Fucking Monster
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Tae Kwon Do Board Almost Hits a Girl
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So Much Cable Nudity!
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Amber Heard Dressed Like Johnny Depp….
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Vote Funny for One of Our Reader’s Stand-Up Routine to Help His Dreams Come True!
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7 Lessons Taught By Ceiling Fans
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Girl With a Weird Vibrator!
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Fun Bald Pussy
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Wet Camsturbation
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Redheaded Pussy Eater…
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Big Tits on the BEach
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Farting Fems…
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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Intentional Nip/Slips and Wardrobe Malfunctions
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK! BECAUSE FUCKING COUGARS IS GOOD.
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Amateur Lesbian Pussy Eating
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Get Your Man Pack!
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Secretary Rubs one Out!
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

22

Apr

Avril Lavigne’s New Hello Kitty Video of the Day

I guess when you’re childhood is robbed of you and more importantly you’re from small town Canada, or more importantly when you spend all your free time with some old as fuck Nickelback motherfucker who based on his music, clearly has no idea what the fuck is up, but I guess knows what sells to the lowest common denominator retard in a trailer park….it’s very easy to also not have a fucking clue as to what is cool, and what is played out shit, and what is relevant….

This is up on some Nicki Minaj, Lady Gaga, straight from the mall quality garbage, that probably gets 10 year old girls, 40 year old pedo perverts, and asians excited, but that to North American normal people, it’s just some racist, pile of low grade shit…

This is some racist shit that should be some Japanese public transit, squid porn.

Posted in:Avril Lavigne