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2014

21

Apr

Coachella Week 2 Happened of the Day

Peasant Coachella happened this past weekend, that’s what you call week 2 of Coachella for the discount bargain basement seekers, and a few of the regular cast and crew of last week’s coachella were there dressed like bohemian hippies because that’s the dress code for these phoney vapid cunts who need to identify with something, anything, to justify their plastic bullshit existence…because the organizers and sponsors of Coachella needed an excuse for the poorer people to buy tickets…

I hear next year they are aiming for a 3 month festival, the money is too good, in 5 years, it’s going to be a amusement park that never ends…that’s how mainstream shit’s got…and like a Vegas casino pool, girls like Kendall Jenner will get paid to make appearances…

All this to say, not enough drug overdoses…

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2014

21

Apr

Rihanna Does 420 in a See Through of the Day

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Rihanna is pretty fucking obvious, she’s a weed smoker and wants the world to know, that she’s gangster, or rasta and that weed is the life smoke of the generation or some shit, so on 420, she gets out there like the weirdo Christian she is, to get fucking high, while wearing a mesh outfit…and the whole thing, despite the mesh outfit, is annoying as fuck, like all the assholes on my Facebook who were posting that it was 420, who when aren’t 16, look really fucking ridiculous getting excited…it’s like smoke weed if you like weed, jerk off in public if you like jerking off in public, we don’t need mass fucking gatherings for a movement anymore, those days are behind us, we don’t need to unify, shit is legal in Colorado, it’s like fuck off and smoke your joints, hit your bong, vape and dabb like you do everyday, I don’t fucking need to hear about it…but feel free to wear mesh shirts…pretty much always…

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2014

21

Apr

Nina Agdal’s Onsie Dance of the Day

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Nina Agdal posted this video of her running around in a onsie like a retard…because based on her forehead and face structure…she is a retard…she just happens to have a hot fucking body that allows companies to book her on some work program shit at a discount from the other models, and as long as she doesn’t throw her shit at them, or keep her retard helmet she wears to not bang her retard head against the wall repeatedly like all retards…she’s good to go…

If you don’t like her full retard…Here she is in some campaign showing off her great body:

If you don’t like that here she is spinning in leggings – since you prefer not seeing her act a full retard…. CLICK HERE

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2014

21

Apr

Shane van der Westhuizen for Purienne of the Day

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Shane van der Westhuizen is a model who I’ve posted on in the past for starring in some shitty bikini campaigns that don’t interest me…and apparently, they don’t interest her either, because she’s linked up with one of the better erotic fashion photogs Henrick Purienne and showed some titty and pussy in lingerie, because it’s not porno, or creepy when it’s for fashion, but rather puts your name on the map and hopefully books you campaigns that aren’t fucking garbage bikini companies who don’t pay…we’re talking working on being the next big thing, one nipple and well maintained bush at a time and I dig that model behavior…if anything, it’s the only content I really like looking at these days…

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2014

21

Apr

Maryna Linchuk Modeling Bikinis for Chantelle of the Day

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Maryna Linchuk is a bikini model who I guess isn’t under contract with Victoria’s Secret, despite doing Victoria’s Secret many times….unless my theory of Victoria’s Secret being an evil empire that owns all bikini and lingerie manufacturing in Asia, basically controlling every brand trying to compete with them, by controlling their costs and quality, possibly even making more money making for other people than themselves, because they don’t have marketing costs or retail rents to pay, making them use their models, just give the girls more work, and garner more exposure, all to benefit their evil ways….or maybe I look into “Lingerie” wars too seriously….and bitches are just free agents to get half naked for whoever they want to…

Either way, it happened…

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2014

21

Apr

Miley Cyrus Hospital Porn of the Day

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Am I wrong in thinking that the ideal Miley Cyrus hospital porn takes place in a code blue or whatever it is they call the bitch gone into a flatline, because she’s lived too long, too well, with no respect for the world or herself and that kind of punishment from God, on a religious day like Easter just makes sense…it’s like stop planting santanic demon shit in the mind of our youth, even though we like young girls in leotards jacked up their ass twerking…making me think maybe Miley is onto something, and maybe she did flatline last week, that’s why she’s still in the hospital, and maybe this is her resurrection like she was the Messiah and the world will follow her jiggle her ass like an identity crisis rich kid with no clue…because that is her calling…

Either way, girls debilitated on breathing machines, are porn to you, because it means they can’t outrun you…weirdo.

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2014

21

Apr

Eva Amurri Pregnant Bikini of the Day

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For a solid minute, EVA AMURRI , who is Susan Sarandon’s spoiled brat daughter, decided to make a name for herself, instead of just living off her mom and her husband’s money…

So she decided to get TOPLESS IN CALIFORNICATION at least once, pretended she got the role on her own and it had nothing to do with nepotism, felt good about herself getting off her ass and doing something, before throwing in the towel and becoming a housewife, because now you can’t tell her she’s nothing but a housewife rich kid, and she can forever live on being the girl who was a little more than an extra on TV with big exposed tits once…

She posted these pregnant bikini pics, I know that’s a fetish for some of you curious about sticking your dick up in a baby filled uterus, so that’s why I’m posting this.

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2014

21

Apr

Jordin Sparks in a Bikini of the Day

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Fat as fuck Jordin Sparks from American Idol, who doubled as a rich kid thanks to her dad being a pro athlete, is not so fat anymore…and here she is confident enough to get into a bikini, knowing very well that she’s far from a perfectly toned body, at least based on the bathing suit she chose, but still confident enough to get out there in a bikini, because she worked hard for this body…

Sure she’s rich, her dad is an athlete, with the capabilities of training her proper, but she could just as easily spend money on donuts…and she could easily be a confident in a bikini fat chick…and those bitches are the worst…they ruin it for everyone…

That said, I will never laugh at a fat bitch turned fit enough, because I encourage this kind of behavior. Fat is

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2014

21

Apr

Carmen Electra Fitness Makes me Laugh of the Day

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I saw these pictures the other day and they made me laugh for two reasons…

The first was that I couldn’t remember what Carmen Electra’s name was, and I actually had to google her to figure out the MTV Playmate from the 90s who never had a baby and who is now menopausal despite the desperation to stay hot that her botox, rebuilt, scared to get old because her looks are all she ever had face face is screaming…

The second…is how fucking funny her botox, trying to stay young, rebuilt face looks…

I guess bitches don’t know how to age gracefully, even when they know how to squat…

Here are her workout moves to inspire you to never get old…or to kill yourself before you do because even with a toned stomach you look stupid as shit trying to stay hot…