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2014

07

May

Emma Roberts For Elle Canada Lookin’ Alright of the Day

Emma Roberts did a shoot for Elle Canada, which is probably not a big deal, since the population of Canada fits into one Evangelical church in the southern states I drove through on my way to Florida…but that doesn’t mean the pics of Julia Roberts’ niece and Eric Roberts’ daughter, who has managed to find a lot of success for herself, aren’t hot enough to look at…I mean every once in a while, the frozen tundra I am from produces something worthy of noticing…not everything Canadian is low grade shit like me..not that these are that exciting, or even shot in Canada or by a Canadian, I just find Emma Roberts worth looking at, in some soon to be married hipster I want to taste, kind of way…Seriously, I have no idea why I like this…maybe it’s her damaged rich kid spirt…maybe it’s her legs…who cares.

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2014

07

May

Nina Agdal Driving in a Car in a Bra Selfie of the Day

Nina Agdal just next levelled the selfie game, because she’s a professional…and her job is to be on camera…

She should show the world why she’s famous and successful doing this MODEL shit, and she should not allow the low level instagram models outshine her hustle…

So girl, took a selfie in car, in a bra…because she’s all about multitasking and laying stake in the ground as the motherfucking selfie queen.

Now I make fun of her head a lot, she’s got a bad angle that makes her look like a retard from a work program, but the fact is that she’s clearly not a full retard, since she got from wherever she’s from to America and we’re all paying attention to her, whether it’s via her tits or not, she still did it, and for that…

All this to say, retard face or not, she’s still hot…especially when winning at instagram…

Here she is using her box…for strength not to fuck Avril Lavigne….

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2014

07

May

Candice Swanepoel Dance of the Day

Candice Swanepoel posted this dance video on instagram, turns out I’ve already POSTED THIS VIDEO A WEEK AGO

But I am doing it again…because no one pays attention to anything I do or say…it would be depressing – but the fact is that I don’t even pay attention to anything I do or say – so I feel you…but I’d rather be feeling this Candice Swanepoel and her small model implants with my mouth..while feeling her ass with my testicles…

I’m romantic like that.

Behind the Scenes…

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2014

07

May

Hilary Duff Fitness of the Day

Hilary Duff posted her best impression of her being a clydesdale pulling a sleigh through the field back before the industrial revolution…and for some reason, not one that involves an equine fetish, I find it kind of hot…I mean the idea of a strong woman doing squats with me on her shoulders isn’t all that erotic, but after being married to a pile of fat shit, that’s hardly even alive, but rather just an annoying piece of doughy furniture that talks and smells like shit, the idea of a girl capable of bouncing up and down in general is amazing….

So this may not be intended to be pornographic, but like anything in life, there’s some weirdo masturbating to it, in this case that weirdo is me, because I took this non sexual thing, next levelling it, even when the intent of the girl posting it has nothing sexual about it…because men are capable of great masturbation feats…

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2014

07

May

Miley Cyrus is Back on Tour of the Day

Miley Cyrus is back on tour…in what I call a welcome back from an allergic reaction to whatever drugs she was on when she had the drug overdose heart attack…miracle…that may have been more of a miracle if it ended in death…

The show must go on….especially when it was more a recreational drug use, and not a tormented soul trying to kill herself drug use…her handlers and everyone with their hand in her pockets couldn’t cancel more shows, she’s got money to make, and this is a Disney trained superstar was born ready to jack her leotard in her asshole..…Here’s a bunch of her silliness in concert….

My favorite move is when she queefs not he mike….party tricks!

TO SEE THE REST OF HER CONCERT PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

07

May

Courtney Love’s New Video of the Day

Speaking of hookers…everyone hates Junkie Hooker Courtney Love….even Kurt Cobain, but he was nice enough to give her his catalog of work that was worth 100s of millions thanks to him killing himself…you know increasing the value tenfold while allowing her to go on to be HOLE…

I guess she got bored in the whole being retired and rich as fuck. She’s done all the drugs she can, and she has given all she can give in finding missing planes by going through thousands of satellite images no one appreciated the hero her…

So she dropped a new song, the first on since the 90s…and I like it….I understand why Kurt Cobain let her kill him off, she’s that good.

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2014

07

May

Coco Fat Ass For Instagram of the Day


Here’s a little COCO keeping herself relevant on Instagram, doing all she knows how to do, you know showing her ass, to that working a normal job isn’t the answer, especially if you’re a girl….

Turn that career, or concept of success around, and find yourself a rapper or rich person you can prostitute yourself to, in a way that is not prostitution, because it is masked by “love”…and the sanctitude of marriage…giving you all the time in the world to cry for male attention like you were still working the stripclub, via ass pics…

The fact is that almost any and all marriages case can be dissected as “this is a good opportunity for me”…whether it’s with a rich person for the good life and security, or with someone who makes you laugh because he makes you laugh, or someone to make your lonely ass feel less lonely, or someone who can be a sperm donor and give you that family you’ve always wanted…there’s always a tradeoff…and on the guy’s side it’s more “she’s got a vagina, she has tits, she gives me anal, sure I’ll buy her shit and give her kids, I get to cum in her”….

So…Coco is the winner, you are the loser, and her ass is hysterical…I like it.

That concludes this rant no one cares about.

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2014

07

May

A Day in the Life of Zippora Seven of the Day

Here is a video shot by TERRENCE CONNORS for what I assume is IMG Modeling agency, and it is profile of New Zealand hipster model Zippora Seven, who has booked a lot of campaigns the last few years, and who is on the verge of breaking into mainstream success, because she’s hot as fuck, but more importantly, because she was raised in New Zealand by hippie parents who got her into nude modelling at a young age…making her pretty much a child prodigy at this shit…and it shows…

All this to say, I think Zippora is as awesome as her silly name, and I think this video is great…and it makes me want to spend a day in the life with Zippora Seven for the rest of our lives….that’s why I’m posting it you fucking assholes.

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2014

07

May

Micaela Schaefer Topless Lesbian for Attention of the Day

Micaela Schaefer is a Euro nobody, but she gets naked in public for attention, as some kind of publicity stunt, and now she’s next levelled it by kissing another girl, promoting lesbianism, because everyone knows lesbians look like this, at least the the stripclub for 40 dollars a song in a private booth….

This girl will attach herself to anything, and do anything naked, to make any level of noise to get in the media…I don’t know how it makes her money, it just makes her feel desired….

Here she is playing naked soccer – because she’s a one trick pony, luckily that trick is being a trick…

Posted in:Videos

2014

07

May

Kimberly Garner’s Skinny Ass Does Runyon of the Day

Kimberly Garner is friends with the Nobody in a Bikini I just posted…they are on the same TV show in the UK that no one in America really cares about, but that I guess has scripted that they are in Los Angeles doing Los Angeles things because the people back home like to laugh at how vapid and useless Americans are…with their Hollywood nonsense that doesn’t matter….

Only unlike her scripted friend…the Nobody in a Bikini , Kimberly Garner is fucking amazing….

I am not just saying that because she favorited my TWEET, which is code for us getting married…or at least being cuddle buddies….

She posted this video of her hiking at Runyon, a place I’ve been a few times, and a place I would love to run into her at, so that I could either run into the woods and for…or maybe just ask her for an autograph with her vagina on my penis…

She’s pretty perfect, I want to marry her…asshole with my mouth….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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