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2014

23

Apr

Julia Louis Dreyfus Fucking a Clown in Rolling Stone of the Day

I saw these pictures of Julia Louis Dreyfus for Rolling Stone last week, where she’s naked and sexed up, but I missed the whole storyline of her fucking a clown, which are pretty fucking amazing and disturbing all at the same time, for obvious reasons, like the fact that she’s in her 60s….and naked….I mean Seinfeld was on TV in the 90s and she was in her 40s then, so do the fucking math motherfuckers…coupled with the fact that clowns are creepy and more importantly with the fact that I am getting turned on by the whole thing…but maybe I’m just into Jewish billionaires who went on to make their own 100s of millions of dollars through a joke of a career because daddy’s real estate empire wasn’t satisfying enough for hers….and one family can’t have too much money..but I think it’ got more to do with her public area being waxed down and not looking’ old and beat the fuck up.

I like it.

Posted in:Julia Louis Dreyfus

2014

23

Apr

Nicki Minaj Instagram Porn of the Day

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Nicki Minaj posted titty pics on instagram and I guess they don’t really matter. I mean big cleavage, big fucking deal…she’s established that she’s not a little pop tart who went to the same performing arts school as Lady Gaga in NYC, but rather from the fucking streets yo…a hip hop icon and not just a candy coated brat imitating or doing her best impression of hip hop…even though hip hop doesn’t exist anymore, that’s all just bullshit the record labels tell you, it’s all corporate and designed…and the only think real about it is the LOVE AND HIP HOP SEX TAPE I RELEASED and that’s only legit cuz there’s unprotected sex in it….

Either way, here’s her instagram pornography…

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2014

23

Apr

Miranda Kerr Tries To Broaden Her Career Perspective

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Miranda Kerr was fired from Victoria’s Secret for fucking Justin Bieber – I keep saying this because it amazes me that more people don’t talk about this every time the divorcee mom’s name comes up.

You see even if Bieber was 18, he still looks 15, and the fact that this Miranda Kerr bitch would cheat on her husband, probably not the first time, and throw away her career or at least her biggest client who pretty much created her, to fuck Bieber is beyond a midlife crisis and totally insane….

Well, being fired has allowed her to reconfigure what she wants out of life as a bikini and lingerie model…since being fired she’s got some new tits, did some nude editorials, booked a reebok video and is still getting paid…but now she’s decided to sing….and it’s weird…but better than Katy Perry.

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2014

23

Apr

A Guy on my Instagram’s Kate Upton Videos of the Day

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Kate Upton is a pig…and it turns out that a homie from Instagram who lives in LA doesn’t agree with me, in fact he made an effort to go an see her on the red carpet of her new movie, that we hope is her only movie, because the screen isn’t big enough for her sloppy ass…but that we can allow her to revel in, even though she’s an overrated pig who belongs in a barn, or at least would belong in a barn if her grandfather didn’t invent the fucking modern day washing machine..

Either way, here’s his paparazzi – titty perving on instagram that you’ll all like – because unlike me – you think this Upton uptown bitch is amazing…

Posted in:Kate Upton

2014

23

Apr

Amber Rose Twerking of the Day

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In the event you weren’t aware…it’s Twerk Season….and Amber Rose, who is only known for being a hip hop hooker, once paid for by Kanye West…is all about capitalizing on it, because she’s just that kind of low level who capitalizes on anything she can…not that she’s ever really had any success, she was never a model, but more a girl who put the right dick in her, the dick that made her relevant and allowed her hooker ass to call herself a model, a dick that just secured her place from being an irrelevant groupie bitch, positioning herself in the right places, to relevant enough to get a hip hop husband to knock her up…making her a hip hop wife she always wanted to be…who can still shake her ass, even when no one gives a fuck, only now it’s on instagram and not at the strip club….Useless maybe…but a twerk is a twerk even when a light skinned does it.

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2014

23

Apr

Jessica Lowndes Creepy Slow Motion Disney Video of the Day

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Jessica Lowndes made Disney as perverted as a Disney exec on a casting couch at a local elementary school looking for the next Miley….I’m talking as perverted as Walt Disney himself the day he decided to devote his life to entertaining and distracting children through subliminal messages designed to brainwash them into behaving badly…you know like a school bus driver or any other grown man who obsessively gets down with kids…only she did it with a weird slow motion iPhone video of her titties bouncing as she runs through the theme park like a fucking sex offender out to seduce all the little boys and girls…and I guess what it comes down to is trying to figure out who the fuck Jessica Lowndes is because I have no idea and googling her is a waste of time, when I have so many better things to do, like not google Jessica Lowndes….

Posted in:Jessica Lowndes

2014

23

Apr

Margot Robbie with a Fish of the Day

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Margot Robbie struck gold. She fucked the right motherfucker somewhere along the line…and booked one of the biggest movies of last year as the naked bitch who fucks Leonardo DiCaprio, even though we all know that Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t fuck girls, he just has them around because he’s a Victoria’s Secret Shareholder and it helps increase their stock…

She was NAKED AND KIND OF AMAZING in it…and now, she’s posting pics of her homely self in a bikini posing with a fish that I like to think is social commentary, or at least commentary on the condition of her pussy after going to Hollywood to make it….by making it…if you know what I mean…

Posted in:Margot Robbie

2014

23

Apr

Karlie Kloss in a Shitty Victoria’s Secret Ad of the Day

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Here’s a Karlie Kloss for Victoria’s Secret scent commercial that I am posting because I like giving Victoria’s Secret free advertising, you see they aren’t paying me for this shit, if anything, they will email me asking me to take down their pics because that’s just the kind of evil empire they are…

Well the good news is that I am only posting it because Karlie Kloss is fucking weird looking and even when half naked…she’s weird looking…an even when she’s doing the reverse birthing process with Taylor Swift’s tongue…in a shove it as far as you can in me….she’s weird looking…and here’s the commercial anyway…

Posted in:Karlie Kloss

2014

23

Apr

Intentional Nip Slip and Other Videos of the Day

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Here’s a dude bullying a girl getting slammed in the head with a rock…

Some 13 Year Old Gets Caught Shitting on Some Dude’s House….Shamed…

Here are a couple kids who drowned after 2 boats refused to pick them up…crazy

Guy Gets Electrocuted When Plugging in his Phone…

Posted in:Videos

2014

23

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am still pretty happy with how the ASA AKIRA INTERVIEW ….but that’s probably because the Florida trash I got drunk with last night didn’t want to fuck because she was having a herpes outbreak she was eager to show me…forcing me to look at the only thing good going on in my life…and that’s the ASA AKIRA INTERVIEW

Here are some stepLINKS….

Avril Lavigne’s New Video Hello Kitty Like She’s Not Tainted by Nickelback….
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Behati in Lingerie Like She’s Not Tainted By Adam Levine’s Cum….
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Bar Refaeli in a Bikini Like She’s Not Tainted By Leonardo DiCaprio’s Cum….
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Olivia Munn is Sloppy Like She’s Not Tainted By Every Producer She’s Auditioned for’s Cum
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Taylor Swift in NYC like She’s Not Tainted By every Man’s Cum
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Robert Downey Jr Posts a Pics from the Avengers Set
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Datz Deli Gives interesting Meat Inspired Fashion ADvice
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Girls Looking Down Their Own Shirts POV
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Nudist Paella Tastes Fishy…
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CAM GIRLS ARE MY DREAM GIRLS
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Posted in:stepLINKS