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2014

16

Apr

Some Unsuspecting Fingering of the Day

This is the best video I’ve seen in a long time, that I feel like I’ve seen before, whether it was something I was participating in, or just observing while drunk, or maybe I’ve just seen this video before and I love it…because girls when a girl is distracted by a puking friend, it’s the best time to sneak attack…and seems to workout for everyone in the end…I was always more of a dance floor fingerer, but this works…

If you don’t like that, and I can’t see how you wouldn’t like that, here’s an old man sneaking a finger…on his passed out buddy…weird…

And here’s a girl fingering her ass and smelling it…

Posted in:LOLZ|Videos

2014

16

Apr

Heidi Klum Old and Toplessness of the Day

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Her name is Heidi Klum. She is a german domintatrix who you may remember from being a Victoria’s Secret model, but I am more familiar with her work as the wife of Seal Scarface, who was violated by his massive jungle cock enough times to make an army of kids …in what you would expect leave her 50 year old body more damaged than she is in these a href=”http://forum.drunkenstepfather.com/showthread.php?t=68177″ target=”_blank”>topless bikini pics circulating the internet…that I am not allowed to post, which is probably a good thing, since they are pretty shitty…but at least she’s not fat..even thought her vagina has a healthy appetite for black cock…even if she’s not with a black guy now, but as a model, she’s probably with a billionaire, these things happen…even though he could afford a better, younger model…I guess she’s still Klum..

But I can link them…TO SEE THE REST OF THE TOPLESS PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

16

Apr

Find Me the Ireland Baldwin Nipples for Attetnion Pics of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is still on her mission to be relevant and not just for having famous parents, and she’s doing it by going to Coachella, like all the other rich bratty girls who I would probably hate being around….only instead of showing off her big dumpy ass in short shorts she wore a sheer shirt that she wants everyone to know about thanks to her “photo” editing skills to cover her 18 year old nipples…and I guess what I am trying to say is that despite being uninterested in her, since she let our love die by blocking me on twitter and instagram, I still want to see her nipples…even if her tits seem too small for her massive frame…

So if you were there with her, send it in, cuz nipples on Baldwin’s are good, unless those nipples are on Stephen Baldwin…

Here she is in some Calvin Klein campaign, that she booked because she’s a big model, literally…no thanks to her mom and dad…

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2014

16

Apr

Emilia Clarke Pretty Alright for Marie Claire of the Day

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Emilia Clarke is up on some Game of Thrones shit, and I am just posting it to jump on the bandwagon, you know to be relevant and inline with what is going on in pop culture, I follow trends 10 months too late, because this is a pop culture site and that’s what I do, and ignoring the babe from the most popular show I don’t watch and will never watch because I am too cool to follow the masses, but more importantly, I have had too much sex to respect anything with dragons in it, that nerd shit makes me feel uncomfortable…but ignoring it would be like ignoring myself…and even though that’s what most people do, especially girls I try to have sex with…consistently, and compulsively….I won’t let that happen her or not, not today, not ever when I can just put up these pics of Emilia Clarke looking’ hip in some snap shots for a magazine…and move on like they didn’t happen…which is what I am going to do. Just watch.

Posted in:Emilia Clarke

2014

16

Apr

Candice Accola in a Bikini of the Day

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Candice Accola is here to prove to everyone that just because you are on TV, doesn’t mean you should be getting into bikinis for the paparazzi, because not all pop tarts on TV are created equally.

You probably don’t know Candice Accola, but she’s from Florida, a land to obesity, insanity, and girls who look a hell of a lot better than Candice Accola in their bikinis, because unlike Candice Accola, they are either drug addicted, or busy working on it, rather than throwing in the towel because she got on TV and that was enough for her…

She’s on a show called Vampire Diaries, but should be in the gym. Her boxy untoned body…has eaten too many tacos…

TO SEE THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Candice Accola

2014

16

Apr

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Pretty Pumped to be a Mom of the Day

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Nothing like realizing that being a mom fucking sucks after spending your life wanting to be a mom but being unable to find a man to mom you…and 9 months of abuse before another 19-30 years of abuse to come…all thanks to being raised with Jennifer Love Hewitt as your mom, that will surely lead to drug addiction, rehab centre and some rebellion, especially after seeing how miserable mom looked when they were pretty new born.

This pic made me laugh, but then again all moms make me laugh when they realize the struggle is real and starting a family is the worst egotistical thing you can do…it’s way more fun to not have kids…they are a waste of time.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2014

16

Apr

Reliving the Victoria’s Secret Catalog of the Day

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There was a time when masturbation wasn’t very accessible. You had to watch scrambled cable porn because you couldn’t afford the channels, do it on the bus while people were commuting in their sexy work clothes, buy actual porn and porn mags that were way overpriced, jerk off to music videos, or if you were lucky, lingerie catalogs, like Victoria’s Secret, that became a household name and marriage saviour in the 80s and 90s, when they were needed.

So here’s a little tribute to trying not to get caught jerking off to a magazine, like you were still in the 90s, before everyone accepted that everyone jerks off and the internet gave us porn..

The models are who gives a fuck, they are interchangeable. The pics are uninspired catalog pics. The nipples are edited out…but they still happened so here.

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2014

16

Apr

Urban Outfitters Hipster Porn of the Day

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It is safe to say that Hipster Porn is my favorite porn, even if the Hipster Porn isn’t actually porn, but rather young girls being barely slutty, because I know that beneath the surface of an Urban Outfitters Campaign and with the right approach, these girls are young and part of the porn generation, a generation where pornstars can be deemed cool and desirable, because dudes everywhere jerk off to them, and girls like being jerked off to…they like being dirty little fucks who look good while they fuck, it’s some animal instinct shit that has made the world far more fun to live in…

Posted in:Videos

2014

16

Apr

Zuzana Gregorova Nipples for Fashion of the Day

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I posted Zuzana Gregorova in the past…I didn’t really have anything memorable or inspiring to say about her, she’s a hard faced model, from Bratislava, who looks like she has no soul, but would be perfect as a mail order bride, and she barely exists in the fashion and modelling world..but but probably gets enough work to pay her way, since back home in Bratislava she’d be working for 10 dollars a week…so anything is better than that hell…

I guess what it comes down to is that she’s showing some nipple for ELLE, trying to increase her brand, to get more work, and she’s doing it with nipple and I’m into that…so keep up the good work Bratislava Zuzana

Posted in:Zuzana Gregorova

2014

16

Apr

Paulina Gretzky’s Behind the Scenes for Golf Digest of the Day

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Paulina Gretzky has a ridiculous fan base that I don’t really understand or think is thats deserved. I mean sure she’s fit and looks good, but there are a lot of hot fit girls on instagram who don’t get featured in Golf magazines, but I guess it’s because they aren’t married or engaged to pro golfers…or more importantly, the daughter of some puck slut and a huge small town Canadian Hockey player, who left his modest white trash roots in Canada, and went Hollywood, raising a couple of bratty rich kids who never have to work a day in their lives, and really why wouldn’t you want that for your kids, working sucks.

I think it is a little creepy that a huge percentage of her fans are just Gretzky fans, you know the diehards that wish they could come in him, if only it wasn’t gay, but instead can imagine cumming in her, because she’s the closest thing to him, she’s got his DNA in her, assuming her hooker puck slut mom wasn’t cheating when he was on the road, which is a pretty major assumption, because she probably was…

Here’s the behind the scenes video of the shoot.

Posted in:Paulina Gretzky