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2014

01

May

Courtney Stodden’s Huge Tits on Instagram are Funny of the Day

Courtney Stodden and her clown tits are so fucking magical – I want to sing love songs to them and make them my friends…not because I love fake tits, but because I love just how ridiculous and stable a girl has to be to end up looking like this.

Not to mention, her storyline is entertaining, and the fact the middle ate her up and loved her tells me that I am not alone in thinking she’s great, even if I am alone in everything else I do…

The only sadness that comes froM Courtney Stodden’s 40 year old pretending to be 16 year old selfies, is that I didn’t go to her Halloween party I was invited to, because I am an idiot, who ultimately doesn’t give a shit about any of this, I’m too comfortable getting drunk on my couch, but when looking at pics, regret every step I take…but I guess that regret can be applied to all aspects of my sucking at life…not just my lack of seducing Courtney Stodden.

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2014

01

May

Zippora Seven for Jason Lee Parry of the Day

Zippora Seven is a pretty amazing low level model, who is starting to get more and more famous as the years go on, who is probably based in LA now, but who at 16 was posing nude for Australian magazines, getting everyone involved in trouble, when she was just being her hippie self thanks to being raised by parents who name their kids Zippora…

THese pics seem familiar, maybe because they are shot by the soon to be legendary Jason Lee Parry …the eye for the Urban Outfitters generation and naked or not they are pretty hot…I’m a fan….not hate today with a nudist on a basketball..

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2014

01

May

McKayla Maroney’s Bikini for Instagram of the Day

American Olympic hero McKayla Maroney posted a bikini picture, because these aspiring actors, models, olympians, intstagram celebrities, like to have creative control over their shit…I mean it’s like every time I’m half naked I’m like “this is a great ankle, I need to post this to my followers”…bullshit…

She posts bikini pics because it gets likes, her perverts unite, blogs post her like it’s fucking news, she stays relevant, her ego gets massaged, and the whole time she acts like it’s so unintentional, while knowing exactly how to seduce a motherfucker, she’s been a touring gymnast, what the fuck do you think they do with their bendy bodies in their spare fucking time…they fuck.

She’s 18, it’s still creepy cuz she looks 12, but I want you to know I know what she’s up to…and it’s naughty.

Posted in:McKayla Maroney

2014

01

May

Linda Fox Titties for Jalouse of the Day

Linda Fox is posing nude for Jalouse and as it turns out, some models look like scary genderless and obscure looking dudes without shirts, other models are hot little skinny things getting naked to get ahead, who I want to get pregnant because they look really fucking amazing, or interesting, or just topless, while shot by professionals and after hours and hair and make-up…

I’m pretty sure you know where this Linda Fox, who I know nothing about falls in on the spectrum of testicles or not, but she’s still a model getting naked for fashion, and I feel it is my duty to encourage that behavior because it’s important to make girls think getting naked, in a world filled with porn, will ever even be noticed…you know LInda Fox topless isn’t breaking the interent or driving too much traffic…shutting down fucking servers and breaking power grids…but she still has nipples.

Posted in:Linda Fox

2014

01

May

Irina Shayk’s Hot Instagram Pics of the Day

Apparently Irina Shayk posted these pictures on her Instagram and they were deleted…

I don’t know if they were deleted because she cropped out her face…and she can’t live her life without posting her face, you know like a model who loves herself, or maybe she is recovering from more plastic surgery and fillers that she’s obviously got, when not fake marrying a homosexual soccer player who has given her freedom and a career…or maybe it’s because she’s grabbing her fake tits and you can tell she’s got fake tits..

Who fucking knows, she’s still the hottest model around, but I may just be saying that cuz I know she’s a whore, and she looks more like a pornstar…than a model, which I guess I like when it’s a model not a pornstar, because pornstars are the worst.

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2014

01

May

Devon Windsor & Dylan Fosket for Numero May of the Day

Her name is Devon Windsor…she’s a St Louis Model who’s turned pretty fucking major and international even though I’ve never heard of her and don’t really care for her, because she’s producing really fucking creepy photoshoots like this, with some dude who has her head….

This is some horror movie incest shit and it confuses me, it’s not sexy at all, but incest is the best and that’s why I am posting it…

Posted in:Devon Windsor|Dylan Fosket

2014

01

May

Robyn Lawley for Chantelle Lingerie of the Day

It is the fat generation…so everyone, as you probably know, are embracing and celebrating being fat, because it makes for a good excuse to remain fat, you know it’s in style, or in-fashion or whatever, even models like Kate Upton are eating their way to stardom…but it’s not because of politically correctness, like Love everyone and Love yourself, it’s that the general population is fat and in order to sell them product, you must show them fat girls, otherwise you get slaughtered by the media, and no one buys your shit, unless you are Victoria’s Secret, who will one day go fat, as fit babes are a dying fucking entity..

The reality is that fat is gross, it is unhealthy, we aren’t naturally supposed to be fat, we are fat because of our lifestyles, we eat too much, we don’t work out, and we will die premature deaths…because of it…

So as a fat man, I will say, no one wants to see fat chicks modelling in lingerie, it does more bad than good, but I still like fat tits…so I’m posting it even though it represents all evil…

Posted in:Robyn Lawley

2014

01

May

Jojo is in a Bikini of the Day

Jojo is posting some bikini selfies because I guess she’s realized that the more bikini pics she posts the more her loyal pervert fans, who were all about her at 17, even though she was fat and really not hot, the more they will forget that she left her career and most importantly them for a black dude, a black dude has slid his cock in and out of that ass probably while she was in that position, because it was back when she was a lazy bitch…who was just like “look at all this popstar money, I’m just gonna lay here and take it, while you fuck me good to get access to my money”…or maybe, just maybe I’m making stories and spreading rumours about JOJO since I hardly remember when she mattered, I just know she’s got this bikini game on and I like girls in bikinis, no matter what they’ve but up in them…right?

Cool filter bro…

Posted in:JoJo

2014

01

May

Marthe Wiggers for Stonefox of the Day

Marthe Wiggers is a tall, almost creepy model, who looks like a possessed 7 year old in her pics, despite being over 18, at least that’s what I assume since a company booked her to be shot in her underwear, something deemed illegal when you or your creepy neighbor try it on the neighbourhood tweens…

Oh shit…I just looked her up, she’s only 16…making these panty pics highly fucking criminal…you probably shouldn’t look at them, considering checking out the laws in your state or country for viewing images of models being paid tons of money to get half naked…I mean I guess it’s not that illegal since this brand got away with it…I mean they’re the ones who are going down not you for liking these too much, right?

Posted in:Marthe Wiggers

2014

01

May

In Bed with Jessica Lowndes and Other Selfies of the Day

When no one really gives a fuck who you are, but you love yourself just enough to always take pics of yourself hoping your fans give you lots of likes, not that your bullshit 90210 show is over…

Yoga Workout Selfie…

The at the Beach Selfie

The In Bed Selfie..

Selfie Game strong..This is all in the last 4 days..and it is a reminder that instagram isn’t so much a place to post pictures you take of things you see, but a place you post pictures of yourself, and the loop hole to make it seem less obnoxious is the selfie…something Jessica Lowndes has mastered…even though no one knows who Jessica Lowndes is…

Posted in:Jessica Lowndes