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2014

30

Apr

Christina Milian in a Bikini Top of the Day

Christina Milian is an interesting attention seeker, who isn’t really interesting at all, but who is interesting enough, when I am posting a story about her….

Sure, this isn’t really a story about her, but rather bikini pics she put on instagram, that I am posting as an excuse to talk about myself and the fact that I am not a racist, since everyone is up on this racist shit, I would bang a black girl, and my inability to bang black girls is because black girls are as racist as that Sterling dude…and think Mexicans are beneath them or some shit…take away their personal property…it’s only fair.

I can’t imagine anyone really cares about this mom who is never Mom-ing, but always at the pool, when she’s not hosting of The Voice Live Shows, a job that doesn’t really make sense, but then again, the show is based on Adam Levine, which also doesn’t make sense, and for that should be killed off….but won’t since it makes too much money…

I mean, her highlight was being popstar who had one dirty video, that would have made me believe she was heading in the right direction of being a giant hooker, which I guess she kind of did, since she gets residuals on all the songs her husband at the time gave her credit on, like all the billion dollar Beiber shit, making her a good candidate to try and K-Fed, if she wasn’t busy making her own strategic slut moves…that I hope are better than these bikini pics…

Posted in:Christina Milian

2014

30

Apr

Eugenia Suarez in Lingerie of the Day

Eugenia Suarez is the next Shakira…if Shakira was from Argentina not Colombia and actually hot…maybe I’m like Donald Sterling and think all South Americans are the fucking same…something that I’d let my 21 year old hooker record me saying, only for me to get forced into selling my personal assets, since being a racist, is against the rules, even though all the other billionaires out there, who became billionaires doing illegal and soulless things…get to keep their assets…which has nothing to do with anything, at least not when staring at this Eugenia Suarez in some boring lingerie pics…because all lingerie pics are boring, whether they feature hispanic superstars, or your fucking mom…I kind of hate them all…maybe because I’m more into sniffing panties than looking at pics of panties…who knows…

Posted in:Eugenia Suarez

2014

30

Apr

Dani Thorne in a Thong Bikini on the Beach of the Day

Here is Dani Thorne trying to carve her own place in the world…by posting some of the worst shot bikini pics every to happen on instagram…because I guess the new age of hipster “I Don’t Give A Fuck”…is going to the trouble to upload a picture of yourself for your audience…even though that is technically giving a fuck…and making sure you just don’t pose in it…

I don’t know much about the THORNE family, other than that one of them is 16 and apparently, famous, meaning the parents are hippie stage parents who figure, why not monetize kids when you have them, and this is the older one, jealous of the younger one, leading to her doing shit like this….along with other campaigns like THIS ONE and THIS ONE ….not so hot, but leveraging her sister…it works for her…

TO SEE HER NASTY GAL CAMPAIGN THAT Isn’t Hot Enough to Post CLICK HERE

Posted in:Dani Thorne

2014

30

Apr

Charlotte Kemp Muhl Panty Flash in Numero of the Day

Charlotte Kemp Muhl is apparently Sean Lennon’s girlfriend, they’ve been dating since she was “18”…after meeting at Coachella in 2006, before McDonald’s raped the event and filled it up with Urban Outfitters shoppers…who don’t realize anything with the world URBAN in it is dumb.

She’s been modelling since she was 13 ,because I guess she was freakishly tall…and apparently she also makes music, music I am too lazy to bother looking up, because all I really care about is that she’s in a photoshoot flashing her panties, like she was Paris Hilton performing for the paparazzi…or any girl who meets me because they just can’t keep their pants on, I’m that exciting…or they are just that medicated…

Posted in:Charlotte Kemp Muhl

2014

30

Apr

Izabel Goulart Compromising Pics on Instagram of the Day

Izabel Goulart posted this picture of her on Instagram from set yesterday, where she was shooting in Miami, but didn’t seem to have the decency to give me a call to meet up for lunch, because that’s just the kind of trick she is…

Normally, Izabel Goulart posts pics of her working out, in ridiculous long leg lean body goodness, but today she decided to simulate a rape for what she calls a “secret project”…

Now I know that girls have 3 major sex fantasies when they masturbate, lesbian sex, gang bang and rape…so maybe this has something to do with that…

Or maybe it’s international women’s rape day, where you support those who have been raped, because for some reason like making a racial slur, rape commentary brings out the rape victims, and rape victims are fucking annoying, because unlike girls with rape fantasies, they are all traumatized by the shit.

Not that it matters, I mean a picture says a thousand words, and allows you to create your own creepy to it, I’m just posting pictures, cuz that’s what I do…whether it’s simulated sex, rape, or just a gay dude doing her hair, who cares…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2014

30

Apr

Hot Hipster Model for Alessandro Casagrande of the Day

Her name is Gabri…and I guess she doesn’t matter in the grand scheme but what does matter is that she’s starring in this hot as fuck, raw, fashion porn type pics, wearing some sheer outfits looking all young, hot and seductive, like you just met her at the after party after you did too much Molly and feel like you’re about to shit yourself, so you run home only to find these pics of her to jerk off to and ask yourself whether she was the one, like a craigslist misconnection, only with more sheer hipster clothing…

The photographer’s name is Alessandro Casagrande, and he’s good…

TO SEE MORE OF ALESSANDRO CASAGRANDE’S PICS VISIT BIG HOUSE DIARY

Posted in:Alessandro Casagrande

2014

30

Apr

Mariah Carey in Lingerie for Terry Richardson of the Day

These Mariah Carey lingerie pics by Terry Richardson for some random magazine circulated the internet hard yesterday, people were laughing at how photoshopped she was, while others were loving her huge tits and thickness, while I was busy trying to fuck a senior citizen I met at Costco for my early retirement which is surprisingly exactly what Nick Cannon was doing when he knocked this BOTOX filled piled of Glamour up…

I kind of appreciate that she doesn’t believe in aging gracefully, but rather pretending she’s still 20, but I prefer when she lost her fucking mind and was throwing feces at everyone around her…because that’s what bipolar diva bitches do…

Either way, I’m into this….even if it’s less Mariah and more digitizing….

Posted in:Mariah Carey

2014

30

Apr

Kate Upton Fat on Set of the Day

Here’s a picture of David Kirsch, who is some a guy celebrities turn to to get fit, with the caption saying something like “My good friend Kate Upton”…which means they work closely together, and which brings up

1- Does Kate Upton work out on a regular basis and this is a product of a celebrity trainer, because if it, she’s really destined to be fat as fuck…

2- Does Kate Upton realize she’s fat as fuck, and is she working with the celebrity trainer to not be fat as fuck, like she was Jennifer Hudson…

3- Why does she have the confidence to model, even in clothes when she’s fat as fuck, is it because she knows she will be photoshopped, or is it because she’s delusional, and thinks she’s hot from all the positive reinforcement that she gets from all you perverts who love her, and I guess who really fucking cares…

TO SEE PICS OF HER FAT TITS ON SET BY THE PAPARAZZI…BIG TITS SPILLING OUT EVERYWHERE CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Upton

2014

30

Apr

Attention Whore Micaela Schafer Playing Topless Soccer and Other Videos of the Day

A Girl Who Dropped Her Phone and Really Wanted to Check Her Instagram Feed…Bad Enough to Die for It…Idiot…

Husband Chases Wife’s Naked Lover

SHOCKING!!! Video of a Man Throwing a Cute 1 Year Old Baby…What the Fuck…This one actually upset me, which rarely happens. We’ve found my breaking point.

Florida Cop Pulls His Gun after Losing a Road Rage Battle…

DO NOT WATCH THIS – A Man Cuts Off his Genitals…

Posted in:Videos

2014

30

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I haven’t officially had sex with an old lady for a retirement plan like I was Donald Sterling’s extorting hooker, but I have seen a lot of big hispanic girl dance…and that’s been almost as good…even if it is far less lucrative…

Florida is still winning in fit weird girls who are happy with the low class trailer park shopping at Walmart life and that amazes me…it’s so normal…like these morning links…

A Bunch of Sluts…
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Naya Rivera Fired from Glee for Fucking a Black Dude Because Glee is Racist
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Awesome Dominos Sign…
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Some Immigrant in an American Bikini
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Instagram’s Hottest GIrls Reading Thirsty Comments Because the Thirst is Real
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Coco’s Ass Is Huge
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Some Random No Name Chick in a Bikini Paddling
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Sloth Too Lazy to Eat
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Hot Dirty Amazing Naked Cam Girls
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Posted in:stepLINKS