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2014

03

Apr

Fat Teen Gets Stuck in Sewer Trying to Save her Phone of the Day

The highlight of my day was seeing pics of this fat girl who got stuck in a sewer when trying to save her cellphone that she obviously dropped in the sewer, the only thing that would make this better is if it was a video…because I have a think for fat girls failing at more than just their diet and I also have a thing for people’s general stupidity and lack of common sense, so when the two merge…it brings great joy to me…because when you have no soul, it’s the little things that matter.

Posted in:LOLZ

2014

03

Apr

Girl in a Kids Car and Other Videos of the Day

Woman Pisses in On Coming Traffic….

80 Amish Men Pick Up a House and Move It

Rat Eating Donuts at a NYC Dunken Donuts on 37th and 8th

Some BMX Face Slam…because that’s how my soul feels.

Posted in:Videos

2014

03

Apr

James Franco Sex Offender of the Day

The big news of the internet is that James Franco is a creeper just like most of you, and in being a creeper he ran after a 17 year old on Instagram Direct Message after he told a girl to tag him in a pic she took of him, because actors, like all men, like to fuck hot young girls, and sometimes, when they aren’t quite 18, it’s worth going to visit them in the UK, or Canada, where it is legal to fuck them.

I guess this is some Catch a Predator shit, but 16 is legal in Canada, so I don’t really see the big deal, other than that 16 year old girls are fucking annoying and expose you to the internet in their attempt to get more instagram followers, because instagram followers is what it’s all about, isn’t it LUCY who just went viral and who will pretend this is so wrong of him, despite seducing him and probably being willing to have sex with him, the second he tells her to…

I’ve got in trouble for calling celebrities sex offenders in the past, TMZ stopped linking the site because of it, but I figured it’s not sex offending if the person involved isn’t offended….

Either way, funny story of how you should never write anything down, especially when famous, because it will be used against you…and TO SEE THE WHOLE CONVERVSATION CLICK HERE

Here are some pics of the girl, Lucy, who has a pic of her drinking, which I think holds up in court as “I thought she was 21, there was a pic of her with a Vodka Bottle”….

Remember, this could all be a prank…a very stupid prank….

Here he is explaining himself…

Posted in:James Franco

2014

03

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

IF you want girls to think you are a misogynist…or a horrible person.

Just tell them that you think they weren’t beat up enough growing up…because for some reason, they don’t think you mean beat up in the big lesbian at school bullying them for lunch money wat, but rather the beat up like by her dad or boyfriend way…because people are sick..and it’s funny to plant seeds and watch them blossom into angry.

Here are some morning Links

The Guy Found the Best Thing Buried in his Backyard..
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Hilary Duff Mom Legs…
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Slutty Girls on Instagram….
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True Facts about the Octopus
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James Franco Tried to Bang a 17 Year Old
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Top 10 Celebrity Wax Figures that Should Melt Sign
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I can’t even tell you what these amazing girls I doing, You Just Have to Check For Yourself.
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The Best Couple on Maury of the DAy
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Bruce Jenner Might Be Seeing a Sex Change Coach
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This Khloe Kardashian on a Boat…
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Scream Prank
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Noureen DeWulf Interview
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

02

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes after showing random people I meet the masturbation videos girls have sent me that day, I realize that not all dudes get masturabtion videos sent them all day. What is normal to me, is in fact no normal to everyone, especially not the gay guy I was showing…or the dude married 50 years…but I think it should be.

Sure my life sucks, I’ve failed at it, but it’s better than yours…loser.

Here are some stepLINKS…CLICK THEM

Pregnant Jennifer Love Hewitt is Scary
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Top 10 Celebrity Wax Figures That Should Melt in the Sun
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Joanna Krupa in Bikini
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Rita Ora Serious Cleavage
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The Most Drunk Sports Fans Ever
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Kate Moss Belly in a Bikini
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Michelle Lewin is Pretty Fit and Ridiculous Assed
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16 People WHo Look Like Characters from the Simpsons
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Cameron Diaz in Black Leather
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Megan Fox Mom Tits
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SLUT of the Day
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Heidi Klum in a BIkini
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Cathy Baron See Through
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Woman Feeding Alligator
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That’s One Sweet Fucking Camel Toe
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Masturbating YOGI of the Day
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Brooke Burke Playboy Pics
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7 Experiences Assholes Ruin
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Ranking the Hottest Scarlett Johansson Looks By Year
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More Lily Allen Titty Bib
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15 Mesmerizing Eating GIFS
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Rita Ora Pokies
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Brooklyn Decker’s Bikini GIFS
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Jennette McCurdy Got Cancelleed
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This Just in – Naked Girl in the Gym to Celebrate Cardio is Good for Sex
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Dude Playing the Drums on a Whole Lot of Ass
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Skater Almost Gets Hit By Bus
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Everything is Better with Explosions
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10 Best Dunkers in College Basketball
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Some Tramp Stamps
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The Girls of Game of Thrones
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Gwyneth Had an Open Relationship
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Cats and MEtalheads
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Katy Perry Wax Figure is Bad
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Eddie Murphy’s Daughter Plays Bikini Volleyball
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Hilary Duff Jaywalking Porn
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These Smiles Will Ruin Your Dreams
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Scarjo in Some New Movie Trailer
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Courtney Love is Making a Kurt Cobain Musical
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Top 10 GIrls on Cam Right Now
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SMUT Gifs of the Week
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Modern Art Via Her Asshole
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Naked on the Beach
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Weird Naked Japanese Band
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Making Art With Her Asshole
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Hot Chick VS Many Dildos
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Two Teens Playing Naughty Games
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Some TIts in the Shower
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Girl Fucks With the Repair Guy Proper
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Some Hot Slut Posing
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Top 10 Porn Fails
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Naked Small Titty Chick of the DAy
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Busty Puerto Rican on the BEach
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Weird Slutty Greek Chick
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How Can This Girl Be Anything But a Cam Girl
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Big Titty Asian Air Gun Porn
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Two Teens ALmost Rip Each Other APart
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Cam Girl Dildo Suck
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Another Cam Girl Throat Fuck
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Favorite Porn Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

02

Apr

Kate Moss Bikini of the Day

You know what…I really like Kate Moss.

She’s a Drunk, smoking, cocaine using, naked, topless deadbeat mom, in her 50s…probably with herpes, possibly AIDS, living the good life, of glamour…thanks to being a model. She’s had so much sex with all kinds of people, and now she’s in a bikini, and she may not look like Kate Moss used to look, and she may not be topless like Kate Moss usually is…but that’s ok…

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

To see the rest of her nudity, modeling, toplessness and my amazing posts on her over the last decade CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Moss

2014

02

Apr

Kendall Jenner Attention Seeking in a Bikini and it Works of the Day

Here’s a pic of Kendall Jenner…claiming to be just her and her coconut, shot by her hired photographer, after she had her hair and make-up done, on the family vacation to Thailand…that is actually just marketing campaign for their bullshit existence that middle american retards love to watch in their trailers…and since they are the masses, these idiots exist. Thanks for that white trash…thanks for making poor decisions that affect pop culture, when your real poor decision should be your shitty, low level, half retarded, poverty life.

But I don’t turn down the chance to stare at a girl in a bikini…especially not an 18 year old.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2014

02

Apr

Dance Video of the Day

I’ve been doing this internet bullshit for a long time. I’ve seen a lot, maybe even all the internet has to offer. I’m not saying it in a good way, if anything that’s pretty depressing and embarrassing, especially when talking to bitches, because it’s not really a talking point that impresses them…but every once in a while, I am thrown off, and see something the revolutionizes and reminds me why I am even into this internet shit…because it allows me to see people I’ve never known and never will know do ridiculousness, like dancing, fucking, whatever the scandal may be…and for some reason, that is exciting, and this video gives me hope in an otherwise played out and boring internet existence…you know, who really needs to see another model in a bikini pic, when this shit, the shit that actually matters, the human experience…exists…

Posted in:Videos

2014

02

Apr

Lucy Mecklenburgh in a Bikini of the DAy

I don’t know who this UK trash is, I can assume she’s some low level stripper in a reality show out there, because other than a few hot models, the UK is really known for grey skinned, rotten toothed, fat chicks, who like eating bland food when not chimney sweeping to pay the rent in their cold water 1800s updated flat..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS INCLUDING SOME CAMELTOE CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lucy Mecklenburgh

2014

02

Apr

Maria Sharapova is Amazing in her Bikini of the Day

Tennis players, when they aren’t built like lesbian tanks, or dudes dressed like girls…but rather on some Russian kick, are exciting to both watch play while they fuck the stadium with their sex noises as they flash their panties skirts…as well as when they are in bikinis.

Maria Sharapova is one of the best their ever was in terms of hotness, and this is coming from a man who masturbates in the stands at tennis matches, as it is the only sport I like watching…and seeing these pics of her in a bikini bring me hope of a better tomorrow in this miserable world we live in…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Maria Sharapova