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2014

02

Apr

Lily Allen Titty in Concert of the Day

Here’s a very fascinating observation…I didn’t care about fat Lily Allen when she was at the peak of her career as the chubby girl who had rich parents…I didn’t care about seeing her topless, I didn’t care about her abortion she marketed as a miscarriage…I didn’t care when she got married and I would have cared if she had a sex tape unless it would make me money…I didn’t like her fat bikini body…

So even now that she’s slimmed down…and is showing off…bringing her tits on stage, despite mocking tits getting hits in her last video because all she ever wanted was for people to masturbate to her and say she was pretty…I really don’t care…but for some reason…I’m posting this…I mean I really don’t care at all…but here it is.

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2014

02

Apr

No Time To Stop for a Train and Other Videos of the Day

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What an idiot….I mean…all the signs say don’t go and you actually have to maneuver to avoid the signs saying don’t go, you’d think you’d be able to time beating the fucking train a little better…Jesus…

Here’s a guy who ended his interview for TV like a champion…

The well paired Kyrgystan Bride a Groom Straight Out of a Horror Movie

Posted in:Videos

2014

02

Apr

Brooklyn Decker’s Neck Mole of the Day

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Brooklyn Decker was at one point the Kate Upton of her generation…

Fat, sloppy tits, overrated, with sloppy tits…and like Kate Upton she leveraged her boyfriend, situation, and all that to get into Sports illustrated, to book campaigns and to even land some movie roles, and a rich Husband who is is rich enough to cover the costs of a good life thanks to being a pro tennis player…

But I guess it was good for his ego, that his girl’s tits were celebrated because they were big…good job bro…and what no lone noticed while she distracted you in a bikini, but that is hard to ignore now that she’s in a dress, is this fucking mole on her neck…it’s some distracting shit you’d think she’d get removed while at her BOTOX appointment…but that I think she thinks makes her look natural…and it’s bad.

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Posted in:Brooklyn Decker

2014

02

Apr

The Top #AfterSex Selfie Pics of the Day

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#AfterSex and #AfterSex are all the fucking rage right now, meaning that the media picked up on the shit and the world is now posting #AfterSex selfies, something that I assume is more popular in the gay and pornstar demographic but that since it is a #hashtag people are searching, people are jumping on board, but unfortunately, based on my extensive research, none of the #AfterSex selfie pics are even that good…if anything they are awkward as fuck and it’s hardly a trend, but should be…a trend that only hot girls participate in…

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2014

02

Apr

Amanda Pizziconi Tits for Fashion for Ward Robinson of the Day

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Amanda Pizziconi is lovely…

I don’t know who she is, I don’t know who Ward Robinson is. I just know that together they created this topless hipster fucking artistic nude for her model portfolio that I guess she hopes leads to bigger campaign bullshit and I fucking like looking at it.

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2014

02

Apr

Sara Underwood Bikinis of the Day

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Remember Sara Jean Underwood? Yeah, me neither. But frat boys and nerdy awkward dudes do, they love this bitch…not because she’s doing anything now, but because she did Playboy, then a nerd show that they could cross reference her Playboy pics with, making her easier to masturbate to, and thus more relevant until realizing that being willing to get naked at 18 is not talent, and that shit can only carry you so far, but luckily far enough to find a rich boyfriend…

I mean she’s in a bikini, who cares, when you can reference all her ARCHIVAL NUDES …including but not limited to her vagina lips.

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2014

02

Apr

Jojo Levesque Sluts Out for Twitter of the Day

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I think the most fascinating thing about Jojo Levesque, is not that you have to be an investigative journalism to dig through the archives of the early 2000s to remember who she fucking is, that part of her is actually pretty annoying, however, being from that era, I remember her being this jailbait girl people wanted to fuck, and even then, as a creepy pervert who liked young girls I didn’t really grasp the appeal…and I guess she didn’t really maximize her approach and instead blossoming into a Miley, who probably has equal or less sex appeal, she got a black boyfriend, spent all her money, like a stripper would, and now she’s back in the game, posting this kind of shit on instagram….that I don’t necessarily understand, but that look like she’s peeing and that works for me.

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2014

02

Apr

Barbara Desiree is a stepGIRL in the Shower Video of the Day

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I sent my friends over at VENICE CHIC sme CLOTHES and he put together this video in the shower set to some raver music that luckily came without the ravers because molly-ed up tweaking freaks shitting himself in fun fur and stupid glasses pretending to be into PLUR pisses me off…but rather it came with a girl named Barbara Desiree, and by it I mean me…

It always amazes me when people get hot girls to do things for the site, when I can’t even convince a stripper to give me a lap dance when I’m paying them….

Either way, I’m all for it.

Posted in:Videos

2014

02

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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So telling a girl you meet on TINDER that you have been walking the 3 mile radius it the last 6 days since you “swiped right on each other, because it says she’s within a 3 mile radius, all because she ignores your messages, won’t make her think you’re full of passion and romance, but rather that you’re a creep and she may call the cops…but don’t worry, you haven’t done anything illegal.

Here are some links…

Sam Jackson Slam Poetry About Boy Meets World
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Kayley Cuoco Did Cosmo
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Rarely Seen Pictures of Famous People
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The Victoria Justice Nipple Slip I Didn’t Bother Posting
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Movie Trailer Voice at the Drive Thru Prank
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The Sir Mix A Lot Car
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Top 4 GIrls are Giving Me Boners
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Sluts on Bikes
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Honest Game of Thrones
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This Could Have Done These Fun THings on April Fools
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Sports Radio Host Reacts To a Stupid Question
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

02

Apr

Late Night Erotica of the Day

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Her name is HEIDI and she may be not be up on some Swiss yodelling shit, but she is bringing the fucking…literally.

Sure it’s a lot of late night erotica style, all romantic like it was Valentine’s Day and I was trying to introduce my wife to some late night blue movies I used to masturbate to before porn was accessible…but it is porn, and my wife is no where to be found, I hear snoring, and laboured breathing, but that doesn’t count…because right now, it’s all about Heidi….reminding me why I need to cheat…so many amazing girls out there…

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