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2014

01

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

April Fools’ Day may be over for the common man, but I like to think every day is one big awful fucking joke…

Except when we get girls in the shower wearing stepSHIRT….Then it’s nothing but perfection.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Lohan’s Credit Card Was Rejected…
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Tokyo Street Fashion is Out of Control
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Coco’s Big Ass
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Some Chick and Her Abs…
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The Ultimate Game of Thrones Recap
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Lacey Wildd is Amazing in a Bikini
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Eva Mendes in Some Magazine
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Topless Attention Whores in Miami
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Heidi Klum is in a Bikini
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Slut of the Day
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Maria Menounos and her Last Booty Shot from Extra
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Cameron Diaz See Through Shirt Action
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Lebron James Rap
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Lacey Banghard in Bikinis…
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Seira Ymakawa is Your Asian Fetish TODAY
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Insane Offroad Truck Stunt
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April Fool’s DaY Pranks To Watch Out For
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Bill Murray Hangs with a Double Amputee
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10 Most Unlikely Animal Pairs
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17 Solid Prank GIFs
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Naked Glamour Models
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Truck Rollover Fail
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The Babes of How I Met Your Mother
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Lorde Doesn’t Want you Photoshopping Out her Bad Skin…Jerks
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The Best Photoshopped IMages on Tumblr
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Gena Lee Nolin in Playboy….
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Michelle Rodriguez Cara Delevingne Titties on the Beach
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Shailene Woodley in a Good Dress
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Hilary Duff’s Mom Ass in Jeans
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Kimberly Garner is in an Awesome Dress
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Kirsten Dunst in Harper’s Bazaar
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Black Marlin Sinks Fishing Boat
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Marine Survives IED Explosion
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Hot Girls in Selfies
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The best Sports GIFS of March
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Criminal of the Day
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Sherri Shepherd Begging for Jenny McCarthy’s Box Makes me THink Sherri Shepherd doesn’t fear Autism, because that’s what Jenny McCarthy’s Box Makes…
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Anne Gautiet and Myrien Roussel for Some Movie
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12 Amazing Reaction Gifs
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Rosie Roff is Slutty for DSS Spain
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Cameron Diaz Nipple Trailer…
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Brooklyn Decker in a Red Dress
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Nina Agdal Sporty
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Rihanna Showing her Midriff
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Peeling Apples Like a Boss
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Top 10 Titty Tuesday Tweets
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Drinking a Drink Out of Her Twat
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What is this Medical Condition?
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Purple Star Tattoo of the Day
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Top 10 GIrls on Cam Right Now
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An Amateur and Her Kitchen Knife
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Big Titted Bitch Lost Her Mind….
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I Don’t Think That WilL Fit
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Porn Fail of the Day – Premature Ejaculator
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Nerd Masturbation Innovation
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Big Tits on a Big Woman
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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Don’t Let a Prolapsed Asshole Stop You…
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Natural Chubby Naked Babe
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Ridiculous Ass Does TV
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My Favorite Porn Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

01

Apr

Miley and Avril Lavigne Cat Fight for Instagram of the Day

Miley Cyrus is in Canada because she’s Justin Biber, and she decided to be so funny and silly, and cat fight Avril Lavigne over who is more famous, in a vine that should have been reserved to her twerking on a car, and not her trying to be comedic, because when the beautiful and articulate words with great cadence that you would assume was taught in finishing school “You dumb fucking bitch…” leave her mouth…it makes you want the cat fight to end in death…but more importantly….you want Avril to win…

If you don’t like that, here she is being Urban….that’s white for black.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

01

Apr

Sara Malakul Lane Amazing Instagram Video of the Day

Sara Malakul Lane is a glorious creature sent from heaven, and by heaven I mean Thailand, thanks to sex Tourism…her white dad impregnated something right, and created something glorious, who I am all about, and not because I watch her movies on Netflix every day and every night, even though I watch her movies on Netflix everyday and night, movies she gets naked in, like the good old days of Independent cinema, but because she follows me on twitter, and if that isn’t love…it’s love, stop trying to shit on my delusions…I don’t leave my house…my life is spent on the internet…my imagination is the only thing that’s real…all this to say…Sara Malakul Lane is fucking amazing.

Posted in:Sara Malakul Lane

2014

01

Apr

Alt Model Recuses a Stray Dog in LA of the Day

Dogs are people too….

I loved this video of alt model Victoria Van Violence who I’ve never heard of, but who I like, and not because of her look, since I hate ALT models and everything they represent, with their shitty tattoos and “not a real model” looks…but when they save cute, scared, lonely, homeless dogs…they become fucking heroes…and deserve for you to stare at their attention seeking tits…

If this doesn’t inspire you, or massage your soul…you are probably the fucking devil..

Posted in:stepCHARITY

2014

01

Apr

Kim Kardashian in a Fat Chick Bikini of the Day

This just in…Kim Kardashian is a pig….and not just because she fucked in a video she was responsible for, cuz all the girls in her circle were doing it at the time, and it was a good way to go viral before the general public understood what viral was, but because she’s got a horribly shaped body and represents all fucking evil..

But she posted these pics and videos on instagram that probably don’t excite you, as they shouldn’t, but I am addicted to posting this shit, even when it is literally shit, and not just because of her fake tan or public persona, but because sit is the only justification for her size.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

01

Apr

Rita Ora’s Side Tit for Elle of the Day

Rita Ora dropped a new video yesterday where she was pretending to be Rihanna, because that’s what the record label promised her, before she had to go off and start dating producer Calvin Harris in efforts to get hits…because hits is what he does and I guess like any relationship you end up in, whether it is for convenience or to better your life, you end up being the annoyed enough to give into your girl and help her make her dreams come true, because her dreams become your dreams, and then one day she’ll cheat on you with someone she thinks is more important, and you’ll kick yourself in the ass after realizing you signed over the rights to her music, and more importantly made her famous, only to get nothing but seeing pics of her with the guy she cheated on you with on their vacations in a bikini…but then you realize you’re rich and dozens of hotter aspiring bitches are ready to throw down on your dick…so long…good riddance…chubby side tit on the cover of ELLE…released the day her new video is released because they time this shit you know…

Posted in:Rita Ora

2014

01

Apr

Jesus gets in a Fight and Other Amazing Videos of the Day

Wild Pigs Attacking the Chinese who Eat Them…

The Shovel Dance…

A Husky Grooming a Cat While a Pomeranian Humps

Cops Take Down Annoying Protestor

Rich Kids Surfing…

Posted in:Videos

2014

01

Apr

Gisele Ripped for H&M of the Day

There’s been some constant debates that Gisele is actually a dude and that is why she got Fired from Victoria’s Secret, staged a couple pregnancies, and hid Tom Brady’s homosexuality, because no one likes gays in pro sports, at least not in the era when Tom Brady and Gisele got married, it makes the anal sex in the shower after the game for team initiation actually gay and not fun, playful and part of team building, passed down by child rapist coaches for generation…but I am believer that she’s just got a man face, and some higher than average testosterone, because that’s how a mom gets a fit, ripped body…I mean..that and photoshop..

Apparently, these pics are a big deal, a preview of a swimwear campaign from H&M to come…despite swimwear campaigns being played the fuck out now that girls at home are taking these pics of themselves and looking almost as good, on instagram…I’ll post it anyway…

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen

2014

01

Apr

Some Doctor Themed Shoot By Gibson Fox of the Day

Here’s a pretty interesting concept for those of you who are into sick, injured, broken down women who are too weak to run because their immune systems are compromised, they are physically broken, or they are on some medical equipment…but it’s not a fetish shoot for a porn site, this shit is just some fashion nudity…that is shot by a photographer named Gibson Fox, from what I can find, part of som FEEL THE FUTURE collective….and the The models are: Kathleen McGonigle, Ebony Gallant, Rowena Xi Kang, Eilika Meckbach and Newsha Syeh…I’ve never heard of any of them, but they remind me that there busloads of girls willing to get naked for a photoshoot because that’s the dream, you know, to be top tier so you can find a rich husband…it’s better than working as a bar tender and every bitch has an ego that speaks to that…and the subject of this speaks to me because just the other day I was convincing a girl who got surgery removing part of her intestine to use her wound and a fourth vagina, you know when actual vagina, ass and mouth are being used….but maybe I’m the real sick one…

Posted in:Editorial

2014

01

Apr

Kate Upton Sloppy Tits Cameron Diaz Hates for a Shitty Movie of the Day

Here is the trailer for some Kate Upton first movie bullshit that I call casting Kate Upton for publicity because she’s got a ridiculous loyal fan base who despite her shortcomings and shitty body, they still love her and think she’s great…especially that people at SI, she got them through the economic crisis….

The hightlight of the movie is when Cameron Diaz pretends to praise Kate Upton for having a great body, when you know she hates every second and every word she says of that part of the script, but being such a top tier actress who is always the same person in every movie, she managed to power through….

Looking at these gifs of her hardly there ass, set against her very there gut, buried under her obviously there, cuz they are sloppy and hanging all over the motherfucker and should have been reduced, because it’s not normal for a 20 year old to need a breast lift…tits…isn’t as fun as it should be…

And if one movie starring Cameron Diaz as the babe, or love interest, or Key Player who is Playing herself, here’s another movie of her that really shows off her depths and makes us questions “WHY THE FUCK DON’T THEY CAST OTHER PEOPLE FOR THESE SHITTY MOVIE ROLES, WHY IS IT ALWAYS THIS TWAT”…here’s her movie called Sex Tape, that would have been better if I wrote it, because I am an expert on the sex tape scene and I wouldn’t cast ugly and old played out assholes.

Here’s her see through to nipples to keep you excited you geriatric loving weirdo…

Posted in:Kate Upton