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2023

08

Feb

Jordyn Jones Slutty Nerd of the Day

Jordyn Jones, who was a reality show star, influencer that they built up a bunch of followers with, who realized that the money wasn’t going to be in her lame dancing, her lame pop career, her lame music, lame brand deals, it’d be in selling her fat dance ass to paying customers…

It’s been a long journey to get her to the point of flashing her bare ass like a common hooker, or a drunk bitch who thinks MOONING is funny, but she’s doing it in a cheeky or sexy way, trying to be seductive.

She started doing bikini try ons for her pervs, moved to OnlyFans, where she does the lamest underwear shoots, and as she tries to keep the people compelled and engaged in her bullshit, to ensure they keep paying her stupid money she clearly doesn’t deserve, but the internet is a weird fucking place the celebrates mediocrity…and that means bare ass..

This time next year, fuck videos, or just dildo videos, or maybe dyke videos, who knows, she’s a porn chick now, ANYTHING can happen.

I remember when porn chicks were not allowed to do anything mainstream, porn was the death sentence, it’s weird that that has changed, yet this site still can’t get GOOGLE ADS or make any money since they consider it a PORN site.

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2023

08

Feb

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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In this modern society, if your pants to offer the innocent bystander a 3D model of what they pussy structure, anatomy, meatiness is, then they aren’t pants at all.

Luckily, there’s a lot of girls out there who are lowkey trying to fight the tranny narrative, maybe subconsciously, by having their pussy pride, not by wearing it on their head like a protest EM RATA attended to try to make you believe she’s a feminist and not a shameless whore who prays on the unsuspecting male with big tits that overpower her butter face…..but pussy pride in their pants, with their actual pussies, so you know it’s real.

I support the pussy and the pussy movement….and I’m into anything that allows a fat slob like me to see a pussy I wouldn’t otherwise see, even if it’s through a pair of pants.

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2023

08

Feb

Lucy Hale See Through of the Day

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Lucy Hale is the CW’s princess, who I guess has some sort of exclusive contract with them since she’s been on a dozen shows with them….and that’s about all I’ve ever seen her in, besides some leggings while leaving the gym, hardly jacked up in her cunt enough, but still leggings.

Well, she’s spicing things up, because people still jerk off to celebs, or at least brands like to think they do, and the only way to keep people interested in their line-up of influence, which they like to maintain so they can condition the public into buying shit or buying into shit they don’t need, they have to compete with the whores of the internet by slutting them up.

So here’s Lucy Hale in some lingerie, pants unbuttoned like a prostitute at a bust stop trying to convince you to finish the job she already started, and it’s not that racy, while being pretty racy….

I’m sure her ex SKEET ULRICH is SKEETING to this shit…right.

Apparently this is her tit…

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2023

08

Feb

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but I wish the weed girls actually got to that vegetative state that you’d expect them to if you followed or bought into all the weed propaganda featuring half dead idiots on the couch…

Sure, weed girls can be fat and lazy slobs who eat too many munchies when they are high, but they are still women, so they’ll just keep on yammering away with their now more annoying observations about all thing women yammer on about.

It’s not quite as fun as doing sedatives with women so they shut the fuck up and leave you the fuck alone….but I guess it’s natural, laid back and has some medicinal qualities that make it better than dealing with an annoying drunk girl…

Point of the story, high or not, bitches be crazy and bitches be annoying and here are some slutty weed girls.

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2023

08

Feb

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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DUDE……

This is my fat girl for inclusivity post, because fat girls can get naked and be jerked off to also. It’s not just for fit girls. Plus, in this era, there’s more fat girls than skinny girls, some men out there have statistically only ever experienced a fat girl, so it’s all they know and what they’ve been conditioned to like.

I post these for you, because I think fat girls are the fucking worst, vile, mess, disrespecting their god given bodies that aren’t supposed to be like this, but instead get like this as a god given sign to AVOID them….especially if you’re footing their FOOD bill.

Not only are they gross, lazy, representative of excess, unhealthiness, laziness, sloth behavior, but I think they have no respect for themselves or the lives they’ve been gifted….as a fat person, I know first hand that fatness is throwing in the fucking towel….not having a lust for life, more a lust for baked goods and sitting.

Not to mention, Fat girls are evil and shame skinny girls on social media ALL the time. They cry about how society hates them, but the second they see a tiny body on social media cast or promoting something, they try to eat them up like they are an all you can eat buffet.

They say shit like EAT A SANDWICH….not realizing shaming skinny hot chicks is like shaming vile fat chicks…..and they usually get even more annoying in their shaming, like quoting articles they’ve read about shit, or scientists and psychiatrists to drive their fat girl point home….all eager to SCHOOL people with a crazed diabetic smirk on their face, and crumbs dripping down on their exposed bellies….

The funny thing is most people didn’t even shame fat girls, when a fatty posted a selfie, they’d do the “cute outfit” or some shit, because they felt bad for the fatty….they considered shaming fat girls was celebrating hot skinny girls…and now we’re in this fat inclusive body positivity hell that we are in because ignoring fat chicks until 3 am….whilst drunk for a fuck has become take me on a date, get in line, I’m a hot item, etc.

It’s a crazy world, but at least everyone’s into getting naked on the internet…right?!

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2023

08

Feb

Caroline Vreeland’s Got Some Big Valentines Day Boobs of the Day

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Hometown Hottie, who I should probably hire to be the body of DrunkenStepfather since it’d be convenient, however, none of you motherfuckers give me money to pool together to hire big boobs to do fun and exciting DrunkenStepfather content with and brands pretty much hate me, so I’d probably have to no pay her the fee she’d want and our weekly Vreeland/Stepfather photoshoot ART PROJECT would end after one shoot.

Life as a failed media EMPIRE…..

Anyway, she moved from the LA scene she was pretty dominant in to Montreal Canada because of LOVE…and the big titty influencer, turned Fashion influencer, who is now an OnlyFans influencer, because the big titty she was gifted could not be neglected, has graced us with some Valentine’s Day themed lingerie content featuring her big tits, that are now mom tits, but that were big tits before they were mom tits, just when they were lactacting mom tits, they were obscene sized tits, and the whole thing is just moderately exciting in a world where NO ONE cares about ANYTHING…even BIG TITS.

Well, I fucking won’t let the general apathy and negativity of the population get me down, BIG TITS still excite me and I’m fucking staring at them like it was still the fucking 90s bro.

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2023

08

Feb

Alison Brie Mini Dress of the Day

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Alison Brie has lost her title as the celebrity that you make Brie Cheese jokes about, because that troll Brie Larson has some how managed to weasel her ugliness to top of mind with the mindless retards who buy into anything they are sold.

I am not saying that Alison Brie is all that hot, she looks like a middle aged CAT AND WINE AUNTIE at the Sweet Sixteen party with one too many drinks in her, living the glory days while trying to convince one of the 16 year olds, or a group of them to jerk off to her in the bathroom. You know, to feel young despite looking old again.

She is married too a FRANCO brother, so we’ll assume that James didn’t diddle her but if he did, it would have been when she was celebrating her sweet 16….I’ve heard local rumors about that guy…..

Anyway, racy middle aged childless auntie in a skimpy dress and pantyhose living like it’s the glory days, when clearly it’s not.

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2023

07

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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The stepLINKS, or at least putting the stepLINKS together really impedes on my true passion of staring at the wall.

I like to think I hate the stepLINKS because no one clicks them, the site makes no money and any added effort is a waste of fucking time, but clearly I’m not money motived and the site hasn’t made money since its inception….it’s my lame ass rebellion that became a distraction from all the available dot com billions I could have made if I wasn’t updating this shit for free….

But I actually hate the stepLINKS because I’m a lazy person, who prefers staring at the wall, it’s my true passion.

Since I am a creature of habit, who believes that if you keep doing the same thing expecting different results, then you are a crazy person, but yet I keep doing the same thing expecting different results, thinking MAYBE this time a motherfucker will ACTUALLY click my stepLINKS that I put my blood, sweat, anal juices and semen into…

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On Set with WWEs Mandy Rose
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Larry David’s Daughter’s Nipple on Instagram
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Salma Hayek Fact Checks Wikipedia for her New Photoshoot
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Zendaya’s Braless Selfie
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Olivia Wilde’s Pokies and Cameltoe
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Dove Cameron’s Sheer Black Bra
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Hailey Clauson’s Booty
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Stifler’s Mom to Star in Legally Blonde 3
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Hayden Panettiere in the New Scream Trailer
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Stefon Diggs Responds to his Alleged Creeping on the Cheerleaders!
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Charlotte Lawrence’s Nipples at the Grammys
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5 Fun Things about Having an Alcoholic in Your Life
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Two Moose Fight in Alaska Streets
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Ben Stiller to Play Triplets in the Story of the Triplet Strangers
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Rihanna Does a FENTY Lingerie Drop
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Gracie Hunt – Chiefs Owner / Heiress in a Bikini to Inspire a Win
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Swimming in a Pool full of Shade Balls
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Jude Law’s Daughter Iris Shares her Skin Care Routine
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McKayla Maroney’s Cleavage at the Grammys
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Uhaul Truck Full of Fireworks Explodes
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Emimen’s Daughter is Engaged.
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Compilation of People Complaining About their Car’s Sounds
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Man Pranks People By Pretending to be CEO and Firing Employees
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Model Larsen Thompson in SKIMS
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People Are Calling this ONLYFANS MODEL a Livvy Dunne Lookalike
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Stefanie Ferrario’s Lingerie in the Woods
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Oldest Driver in France
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Fisherman Makes a Big Mistake Filling Boat
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Lily Allen and her Stranger’s Thing Husband’s House Tour
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Working Out with Genie Bouchard
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Lilian Castro’s Lingerie Work for Rihanna
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Car Tier List for Billionaires
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Giving Cats Medicine Compilation
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Heidi Klum’s Big Grammy Cleavage
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Tom Brady’s Internet Girlfriend in a Red Bikini Looking Hot
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Iskra Lawrence in Valentine’s Day Lingerie
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The Worst Nightmare of Every Mantis
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Recycling Used Hotel Soaps – Gross
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Olivia Culpo in a Cat Suit in the Snow
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Taylor Hill is Pretty in Pink Lingerie
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Josie Canseco Does her Best Cowboy in the Snow
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In Case You Missed It – and a I hope you Did – All Things Grammy
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A Hilary Duff Round-Up
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Beth Behrs Dressed like a Banana
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Josie Canseco in a Black Dress
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Ellie Goulding in a Weird Shirt
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Pfizer Pusher Pink in a Weird Bathing Suit Shoot and Still Looks Like a Dude
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Ginger Gonzaga in a Weird Dress
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Kathryn Newton in a Semi Sheer Dress
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Alison Brie Legs
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Kara Del Toros’ Big Tits in a Dress
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Fitting it in
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Big Slow Motion Tits
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Camtastrophe
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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13 People Having a shit Day
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Titty Tuesday
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One Shot Kill Shot
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9/11 Themed Masturbation
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Beach Showers
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Shaky has the Pool Tits
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Sorry for Impregnating You
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Undercover Vending Machine
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Amanda Beard’s Throwback Nudes
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Holding the Bat with her Butt Cheeks
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WALL FUCKER
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Fancy Some Indian?
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Orgasms with Alexis Tae
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Tits in the Playground
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Panties to the Side
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Amateur Couple Fucks
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Sultry Nicole Nude
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Legs Up Dildo Fuck
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Risky Car Fuck
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Mash Up of Weirdness
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Friend Uses Dildo on Friend
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Danielle is Naked
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Dildo Rubbin
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2023

07

Feb

Iggy Azalea Putting Her Booty To Work of the Day

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Iggy Azalea’s pretty much been a career dicksucker, she was just lucky enough to go viral in an era where people actually went viral, when it was easy to get famous and when those who did go viral weren’t just a bunch of FEDS or plants from the FEDS to shape the culture in the weirdest ways….if you control the influencers, you control what is being influenced….

Anyway through her career cultural appropriating like the fakest bitch around, the middle-class suburban Australian got herself a fake ass that people found comical, black guys found hot, one even knocked her up because of it….but that always was pretty fucking stupid.

All these years later, post pregnancy, post 30th birthday, the whore who clearly needs money because no one cares about her inauthentic “art” that’s really just trash clickbait, so she did an Onlyfans…where she is FINALLY putting her fat fake weird ass to use, monetizing….

This is probably from that, you know her big ass has been around a while and it’s been used for monetization and attention for a while, but seeing her produce shitty self shot twerk content is so bargain basement that I think it’s fucking MINT. LEGEND. SOLID. HYPE. DOPE. COOL…whatever the fucking word for HILARIOUS AND DESPERATE IS…but the joke in all this is that she makes more money doing this shit content than with over produced shit rap music backed by a label and radios….because the world is fucked and rewards laziness thanks to low expectation motherfuckers with a credit card….so I guess this is Iggy continuing to game the system, staying current with the scam of the times!

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2023

07

Feb

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I was talking to my only friend earlier today and he was saying how excited he was to run into a girl at his work who was under 25 and had a set of tits that looked like they were round bolt ons, but after further discussion with said girl he realized that they were totally fucking real and impressive….

To an old timer like him, it was inspiring or at least a reminder that the perky tit is a real thing, he’s just been exposed to old and sloppy mom tit for so long, it was a distant fucking memory that he was happy to have sparked up again.

Which bring us to TINY TITS, that are nature’s way of giving us a perky looking tit, even on an older broad, even on a mom, because there just isn’t that much to them, so they don’t sag like a set of balls on an old guy, there’s no weight to them……

So if you were a betting man into tits, or the aesthetic, you’d be better off focusing on tiny tit girls, they rot slower, last longer and are still tits….

I support the tiny tit movement, anything to stop a natural tit from being jacked up with a rubber implant, like its a trashy stripper who fell into 5k….and you should too.

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