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2023

07

Feb

Ariel Winter Birthday Suit of the Day

I forgot that Ariel Winter was a thing, I guess it’s because she stopped posting pics of her fat ass going to the grocery store with her tits spilling ou of her top like she was some kind of crackwhore struggling to survive on her diet of junk food and cookies….

I didn’t watch Modern Family, if anything I hate that that show existed, it’s just all part of the fall of society I guess….like most sitcoms are…as they push their propaganda on us and trick us into thinking that the shows are worthy of the money the idiots on said shows get paid…

I know a lot of people probably did watch the show so seeing her be some fat disaster in her real life was probably entertaining or erotic…since she had the sloppy tit….but to me she was always very troll like and still is.

Apparently this is her birthday stripper outfit, so this is her dolled up and looking her best and as far as I’m concerned she looks like she’s celebrating her 50th.

Seriously, she reminds me of a slutty rich mom on vacation at the luxury resort in Mexico after a few too many cocktails…but she’s really just a broken down young girl who looks like she’s at her retirement party….because the industry violates your soul so hard, even botox can’t save you.

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2023

07

Feb

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight Pants always remind me of the girls who wear the tight pants get mad….

These girls, intentionally jack the pants up in their cunts so that the amateur gynocologists of the grocery store, like myself can do our preliminary exam, you know map that shit out like your a blind mind using your hands to know what a motherfucker looks like because you’ve decided to that a portrait drawing class despite being a blind man….

Then these girls intentionally get mad at dudes who look at their outfits, calling them out as creeps, screaming HASHTAG METOO, even if we’re just looking and not touching, all because narcissism is fucking insane.

I saw a meme about this being an issue at the gym, girls doing hair, make-up, wearing the skimpiest outfits around to do unnatural body poses in, only to get mad when a dude looks….

That’s why I like these tight pants, by girls who upload their tight pants, knowing they want to be looked at, creeped on, or jerked off to.

I know some people prefer the unsuspecting creeper cam pics of tight pants, it’s so much more exciting when you get to be stealth, but there’s too many issues with that, mainly that the bitch in the tight pants, despite being in tight pants, is annoying about you wanting to fuck her tight pants off her….you know from the friction of your dry humping her leg destroying the fabric’s integrity and causing a collapse of the infrastructure.

So here are those tight pants because it’s a fashion style trendy thing…..you can jerk off to, it just upsets a lot of the tight pants people wearing tight pants, but NOT these ones.

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Posted in:Yoga Pants

2023

07

Feb

Jameela Jamil Got Them Titties On of the Day

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I once wrote a post on Jameela Jamil’s big brown tits….and as much as I don’t like quoting myself, I’m not that interesting, it gives you some context on the annoying personality that she is….

She’s now 36 and equally annoying, you know, the type of person who quit Twitter, who main platform because Elon Bought it, you know a fucking woke idiot piece of shit born in a pile of shit….with her pronouns in her name who fancies herself an expert on all things while pulling out her tits for attention like a basic fucking bitch….but I guess when you have a breast cancer scare you find a new love for your tits, even though you are about genderless weirdness like Sam Smith.

She literally. took to her instagram to defend people BODY SHAMING the weird, mental, Devil Worshipping clown…..

She wrote:

People were OK with Sam Smith having curves when THEY. were signing about being sad and lonely. But happy, confident and thriving Sam Smith is sending people over the edge

We’ve known for YEARS that there are severe body image issues in the LGBTQ+ community. And yet in…..BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH…does this bitch shut the fuck up.

God…I don’t even want to repost my post on her, but I’ll put it after the jump because….

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2023

07

Feb

Jenna Dewan Attention Seeking in a Lace Top of the Day

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Step Up Stomp the Yard, a movie that I’ve never seen, is an expression I sometimes find myself saying when trying to describe something that is shitty. I say “That’s like Step Up Stomp the Yard”…..or when I’d see a stripper struggling in her dances I’d say “Step it Up, Stomp the Yard”…..because from what I remember that was the name of the shitty a movie….a shitty movie that back-up dancer, never in the front of the stage, Jenna Dewan probably holds near and dear to her heart because she seduced Channing Tatum on it and that’s likely been a very lucrative union or divorce…..

You know, she’s remarried but still collecting checks from that Male Stripper who like all Male Strippers is probably GAY FOR PAY, or was, that’s how you become top of the fucking charts like he did.

Anyway she’s rich, she’s a mom, she’s 42, she’s married, she probably has creepers DMing her romantic messages like “SHOW ME YOUR GAPING TATUM BUTTHOLE”….yet like so many other chicks, she’s compelled to post whorish content on the internet, pretending it’s fashion or letting the fans into her life because she’s a real person, just like them….and by real person I mean shameless exhibitionist seeking attention….aka a whore….just a rich , dialled in, connected, OLD as shit one.

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Posted in:Jenna Dewan|Jenna Dewan-Tatum

2023

07

Feb

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Living the beach life is probably the way to go. You’d have to be some kind of faggot to choose the snow drifts and cold….even if you hate the sun, have skin cancer because you’re a pale fucking troll who. lives in the basement jerking off to porn all day…because of the bitches in BIKINIS man….seeing a bitch. in a bikini, even an ugly one is fucking INSPIRING. It’s legendary. IT’s living. IT MAKES YOU FEEL FUCKING ALIVE….and it also makes you feel like fucking.

I guess the things to wear to the beach, my swimwear round-up is a good compliment to the tanline thursday post I do, where I celebrate the after effects of swimwear at the beach….not that a bitch needs swimwear or a beach for tanlines, where there is a will there’s a way, but the swimwear helps them stencil the non-tanned portions of the tanline erotica.

All this to say, when asked the important philosophical question of which came first, the swimsuit or the tanline…you’ll know it doesn’t matter so long as half nakedness is involved, we’re good.

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2023

07

Feb

Pianist in Leather Gets Us Amped Up and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Pantsless Yoga Girl

Chiropracter with Leggings

Moto Girl Loading the Truck

Flight Attendant Strip Weirdness

Rubbing the Pussy on the Railing

Lingerie Show

Ass Kicker’s Ass

Posted in:Videos

2023

06

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Motherfuckers I’m back…

Not that I actually went anywhere, besides a place in my head where I didn’t spend 2 hours a day doing this list of fucking links that no one clicks….but I’m back.

I had ONE person reach out, after 20 years of doing this, ONE PERSON has reached out to say “are you giving up on the site, are you going to try something new, where are you going to go”….all because I didn’t post the stepLINKS.

I guess it’s better than NO ONE reaching out to say DON’T GO….DRUNKENSTEPFATHER is life, or their favorite site, it’s not…I get that…dated technology, things die off….but I’m still here for now….with some stepLINKS…that I still fucking HATE Doing…but I did em.,

Cam Girl Crush
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Anastasia Ashley Takes Polar Plunge
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Camilla Cabello’s Bra at the Grammys
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Madison Pettis in Lingerie
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10 Life Hack Items That Actually Work!
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Doja Cat Racy in Variety
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Madison Beer in a Tank Top
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7 Bad Advice Parents Give Kids
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Kylie Jenner Bikinis
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Charlotte McKinney’s See Through Foot Fetish
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Tom Brady’s Thirst Trap
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Alessandra Ambrosio Upskirt!
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Emma Brooks See Through to Nipple
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Biggie’s Air Jordan’s Sell at Auction
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Man’s Best Friend – a Kangaroo
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Rita Ora Performs Live
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Serena Williams Golfs
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Rat Munches Shirt
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Charli XCX Says Grammys Hates Hot Chicks
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Kara Del Toro’s Black Dress
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NFL Player Gets Arrested
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Schwarzenegger In Car Accident
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Why Train Wheels are Shaped the Way They Are
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Patient Under Anesthesia Spouts A Whole Lot Of Nonsense
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Kelly Gale is Hot on Vacation
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Caroline Vreeland Frees the Booty
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Paige Spiranac Hits Balls
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The Underground Gold Wars Of South Africa
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Megan Fox Breaks Wrist and Still Looks Good
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Em Rata Frees the Nipple
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MMA Star Goes Premium
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That 90s Show Got a Season 2
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Cats and Dogs Doing Funny Things
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Christina Aguilera’s Hand Bra
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Maitland Ward Celebrates
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Ciara in Cargo Shorts
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A Whole Lot Of Bad Car Crashes
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What The Cars From 1910 Were Like
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Zendaya Chops the Hair
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Nude Model is a Minimalist
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Riding the Urban Downhill Mountain Bike
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1991 Interview Between Rowan Atkinson And Elton John Is So Funny
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The Process Behind Restoring A 100-Year-Old Animated Film
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Bebe Rexha in Pink on the Red Carpet
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Robot Sets Domino Record
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10 Life Hack Items That Actually Work!
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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All the Grammy Pics of Sluts!
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Emma Brooks Nipple
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Madison Beer in a Dress
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Olivia Dunne Does Gymnastics
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Megan Fox in a Slutty Dress
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Kate Beckinsale’s Big Jacket
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Caylee Cowan Not Showing Off her Tits Enough
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Beyonce’s Fat Ass in a Tight Dress
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FLorence Pugh in a Wild Hat
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Rita Ora in an Underwear Outfit
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Olivia Wilde in Leggings
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Taylor Momsen in a Skirt
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Kate Hudson Cleavage
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Ashley Benson Cleavage
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All the Grammy Pics of Sluts!
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Slo Motion Big Tits
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Impressive Toy Skills
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The Dangers of Addiction
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Baby Got Back
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Tight Fucking Dress
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Hot Amateur Body Show
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Creamy Titty Time
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Hot Bodied Babe
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TITS ON A STICK
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Masturbating in Church
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23 People Having a Shit Day
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Porn Chick Chanell Heart’s Nudes
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Dildo Fucking with a Vibe
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PILLOW HUMPING PAWG
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COWGIRL ACTION
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Mental Fucking Mondays
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Indica Flower’s Big Tits
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Dildo Riding GIrl in Lingerie
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Hottie Quickie In the Bathroom
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Long Thin Toy
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Masturbating By the Pool
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Fishnet Toy Fucker
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Big Explosion
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Double the Hole Filled
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2023

06

Feb

Stella Hudgens Ass Twerk of the Day

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It’s always entertaining to see where these girls go with their “exclusive” porn content. Like there was a time when Vanessa Hudgen’s High School Musical Disney Princess sister Stella was just a set of bigger tits that were carted around by her sister….

She was the creature all the creepers got excited about “woah look at the hot sister” and you’d never think with her sister supporting the family and with the hand outs she got as a sister, which is enough to build a personal brand off of, that she’d say “I’ll monetize my tits”.

It seems so low level, so desperate, something that normies do to try to get to Stella Hudgens’ level of relevance thanks to her sister, since we can’t all have Disney Princess sisters….and I guess that’s the whole fucking hook, the whole marketing pitch, the whole reason it works.

She doesn’t need to be a naked on the internet selling her body, she chooses it…maybe cuz she’s horny, maybe cuz she likes money and can’t make it as easy as the sister, maybe it’s just easier than working. I don’t have the answers.

I just know that she’s gone from handbra to ass twerking and DILDO FUCKS are basically around the corner…..LEGENDARY…..

The whorification of AMERICA for money, all these bitches have a price and I always knew that, you probably always knew that, BUT they didn’t know it….and that’s what makes it even funnier.

If you asked Stella to show you her tits a few years ago…NEVER…now that shit’s all over the internet, I see it not even LOOKING for it…so I guess it’s made her matter more than she ever did, which was never enough.

LIVING the pornification DREAM.
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Posted in:Stella Hudgens|Stella Hudngens

2023

06

Feb

Milf Monday of the Day

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MOM – WHAT’S FOR DINNER

MOM – CAN I BORROW 100 DOLLARS FOR LUNCH

MOM – DID YOU DO MY LAUNDRY

MOM – CAN YOU HELP ME WITH MY HOMEWORK

MOM- CAN YOU TEACH ME IMPORTANT LIFE LESSONS AND SEND ME POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT IN MY LIFE DECISIONS.

MOM – WHY ARE YOU NAKED ON THE INTERNET?

MOM – DOES DAD KNOW?

MOM – DID DAD PUT YOU UP TO THIS?

MOM – IS DAD A CUCKOLD WHO MAKES YOU FUCK BIGGER DICKS THAN HIS TO STRETCH YOU OUT SO THAT YOUR COCK SHAMING FEELS MORE AUTHENTIC….

MOM – WHY ARE YOU SUCH A FUCKING PERVERT, TO THINK I WAS SCARED YOU’D FIND MY NUDIE MAGS, ONLY TO REALIZE YOU’RE DOING YOUR BEST RENDITION OF PRODUCING PORN…..

MOM – YOU REALIZE YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PROGRAM THE VCR YET HERE YOU ARE UPLOADING YOUR SMUT FOR ALL MY FRIENDS TO JACK OFF TO

MOM – I CAN I BORROW 100 DOLLARS FOR HARD DRUGS TO USE AS THERAPY TO NUMB MYSELF FROM REALIZING MY MOM’S A FUCKING WHORE.

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2023

06

Feb

Tinashe Swimsuit Titties of the Day

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One of my most recent life regrets was putting on the Grammys while drunk and too lazy to get up to find the remote to change the shit…because it was terrible…award shows are for faggots…

The only thing it really did was bring a bunch of old rappers out of their mansions to perform a medley that didn’t feature any white rappers, since the Grammys are racist, but that also reminded some of us how fucking old we are…..while also reminding us that the new rappers or new music is dog shit compared to the old music…since the old music required some level of talent to climb the ranks…while the new music just needs some social media marketing skills that allows them to go viral with their fake it til their make it dog shit music their computer made for them.

I always knew that new music was shit, but it was never so obviously drawn out in front of me just how the new sucks compared to the old….this generation is doomed.

I don’t know if Tinashe is a singer, dancer, rapper, actor, I guess it doesn’t matter, she does have tits in a slutty swimsuit though, which obviously matters….it may just be the only thing that DOES matter in this era of shitty content everywhere we turn!

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