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2014

18

Feb

Emily Ratajkowski Body Painted for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski was one of the Sports Illustrated Rookies, which I am sure is a big deal to her considering she was just a video vixen who had sex with Kanye West this time last year…

You know the aspiring model and actress who was getting naked for every and any interesting enough photographer…

Who when I started posting on her had under 10,000 followers on instagram…and twitter…before blowing the fuck up…and becoming this huge phenomenon….

I guess I am a bit of a purist, and I prefer Emily Ratajkowski posing in fashion nudes, than in Sports Illustrated body painted nudes, because Body Paining is tacky as fuck reserved for Tattoo conventions for losers…and not nude models…it’s like she might as well be wearing a snow suit since her vagina and nipples are covered…

But I guess, we can always go through the archives of her young career to see the real good…

I don’t understand the hype with body painting…it’s pretty dated…but I guess speaks to the Sports Illustrated reader..

I do get the hype with Emily Ratajkowski…she’s masterminded the celebrity system…and did it with an awesome set of tits.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE SWIMSUIT ISSUE CLICK HERE

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2014

18

Feb

Rosalind Lipsett and Bear by Toastycakes of the Day

Her name is Rosalind Lipsett and she’s relatively new to the American bikini modelling scene, that’s why you may have never heard of her…She’s originally from Ireland, a land that must have some seriously magic potatoes, because she does NOT look sickly and greyish skinned like the Irish girls I know, she also doesn’t look drunk and belligerent and ready to fight like the Irish girls…

She must be lucky…like the Irish like to believe they are…even though that’s just false hope for their blue collar lives….like how Americans think they are free and that they are fighting for their freedom…you see only a few Americans are actually free…and only a few Irish, like this Rosalind Lipsett are lucky to not be like any other Irish girl before her…

She should be the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover today…Maybe next year….

His name is… TOASTYCAKES and he only hangs with babes, and only takes pics of babes…and makes you hate your life for not being a photographer who hangs with babes and takes pics of babes….

The bears name is…who gives a fuck…it’s a fucking bear…only weirdo molesters like the guy from Family Guy like making up stories about their Teddy Bears being alive…

Follow Rosalind Lipsett and TOASTYCAKES on Instagram for a good time…

Posted in:Rosalind Lipsett

2014

18

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Trying to convince a girl you meet in a bar that it is perfectly okay for her to have sex with her brother because it’s more masturbation than incest, even though they aren’t twins…generally won’t get a positive response, because like pedophilia, society has made it feel wrong to have sex with your family members…even if on paper and historically…it makes perfect sense…I mean she’s in the room next door on Christmas…

Maybe I can’t relate because I don’t have mothers or sisters or daughters…but I stand by my argument…and remain convinced she was just mad at me because she had sexual thoughts about her brother before and couldn’t deal…

Here are some morning links…

Miley Cyrus Put Her Fan’s Thong in her Mouth in Concert
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The Sounds of Women’s Curling is Erotic
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All the pics of Maryna Linchuk Tits in a Tank Top
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Girls Tugging at Their Clothes…
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Hot Brunette in a Tiny Bikini Pretty Naked
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16 People Way Lonelier than You
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Updating Reality Bites for the New Generation
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Her name is Jada Stevens – Her Twitter Has Been Deleted – Here are Some Videos of Her
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Babe in Sexy Socks in the Kitchen
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Girls Being Slutty Exhibitionists is Fun!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

18

Feb

Lea Michele Bikini Pics for Instagram of the Day

Here are some pics of Lea Michele having a horrible time on vacation in a bikini…because she can’t get over the death of her fiancé who she was engaged to for what I like to think was the sake of marketing the show and not actually engaged to him because if she was…I doubt she’d be smiling and so casual…even a year after his death..I mean that is the kind of thing that puts people into serious depressions…

Posted in:Lea Michele

2014

18

Feb

Regitze Christensen in Some Decent Lingerie Pics of the Day

Regitze Christensen is some Danish model who based on this lingerie proper…is pretty fucking amazing…

I know nothing about her, but I kind of want to spend the rest of my life with her, and have kids with her…or least with these pics of her…if only my printer had ink…

Posted in:Regitze Christensen

2014

17

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I get called a misogynist all the time, even thought I love women. I don’t bother defending myself or any of my opinions that the general public finds to be #cyberbullying because it annoys me…unless it is in person, with a hater-babe and it gets so heated, that it ends in anal.. the feminists don’t get we are fighting the same fight here…and the best way to solve our differences is to ride my dick…

Here are some links….

Barbara Walters Named her Vibrator Selfie….And is Talking ABout Masturbating
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Miley Blowing Bill Clinton in a Mask for President’s Day
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7 Presidential Sex Moves
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Mariah Carey in a Bathtub in her Bra
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Joanna Krupa Bikinis
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The Kinkiest Cities in the WOrld.
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Surprise Torch Run…
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Krystle Lina is Hot…
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Katy Perry and her Big Tits are Engaged
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The Best Fails of the Week
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Mariah Carey Huge Cleavage
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Selena Gomez Hot in Ripped Jeans
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Olivia Wilde Cleavage to Celebrate her Baby
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What Olympians Eat
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Abbey Clancy NIP SLIP
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The Bikini a Day Girls Getting Paparazzied
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The World’s Fastest Jet Powered truck….
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Snake Salvation dude Dying is Hilarious
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Helen Flanagan HUGE Cleavage
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Human Bowling Prank
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Selena Gomez Tight Pants….
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Nicole Trunfio Bikinis
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Rosie Hungtington-Whitely Big Cleavage
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The 12 Rookies of SI Swim
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Arianna Grande Midriff
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Jack Gyllenhaal Didn’t Show Up to Taylor Swifts Birthday
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Now THat Ellen Page is a LEsbian – People Love Her Nudes
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Gillian Anderson Big Cleavage
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Life Lessons You Can Learn from Kanye’s Proposal
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Michelle Rodriguez Big Lesbian Cleavage
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OLYMPICS PORN!!
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Jennifer Nicole Lee See Through Shirt
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Groundbreaking Internet Study on Internet Trolls
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The Aga Khan’s Wife Model Kendra Spears Still Modelling Despite Being a Royal
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Cara Delevingne Creepy on the Runway
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7 Great Sports Themed Marriage Proposals
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Screen Shots Naked With Body Paint Screencaps…
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Kat Garham Midriff
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Thigh Gap Everywhere
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Katy Perry Hiding Her Face with her Engagement Ring
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Daisy Lowe – Fat Ass
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Give Her an Orgasm – She Will Love It and Let You Fuck Other Girls…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Lesbian Party…Clip..
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Some Greek Girl With Taped up Tits…
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Remy LaCroix Disses Pornhub For Stealing Content and Making Money off Content She Pays to Produce…without Compensation because Pornhub are assholes
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It’s #MILFMonday!!
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Cable Nudity
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A Bunch of Amateurs Posing…
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Sara Willis has Huge Stupid Tits
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Party Girls Flashign Their Tits…
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Cam Girl in Glasses
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Gina Devine has Meaty Vag
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An Amateur and Her Butthole
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Weirdest Vibrator Ever
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Some Chick in Red Thigh Highs
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THE CRAZIEST AND BEST THING FOR YOU TO DO WITH GIRLS ALWAYS !!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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SEE Farrah Abraham’s Farrah 2 Backdoor and More Exclusive Clip
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SEDUCE WOMEN!!PICK THEM UP!! FUCK THEM!!
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

17

Feb

Sara Malakul Lane Titty Pic for Fashion of the Day

Sara Malakul Lane ….is my latest crush…not that I have crushes…just the word crush sounds gay…which Mackelmore, the leader of all things hip hop wouldn’t approve of, because as you know Hip Hop is about rainbows at it’s core…and hugging your neighbors and shit…Let’s just call it a minor obsession, that’s creepy enough for me to still feel like a man…

So in my research on how to find her home address, to park outside of and sing love songs to, I found this tit pic of her…

She’s not overly asian, but still asian enough to feed my asian fetish, but more importantly, Asian enough to know how to do the laundry, even though growing up famous and white in Thailand probably meant she had thai lady boy slaves of her own…because that’s what happens to Lady boys when they turn 18 and the British don’t want them anymore…and the truth is she probably doesn’t even know how to wash her panties…which is a good thing because I would dispose of her dirty panties for her, with my mouth, if she would let me…but she sure knows how to take a tit pic..or at least pose in one…just look at her tits….

All this to say, I am in love…and I thank instagram for allowing me to creep on her all day everyday…

FOLLOW her instagram CLICK HERE but don’t flirt with her, or I will kill you…just put in a good word for me…say I sent you to say hi….

Posted in:Sara Malakul Lane

2014

17

Feb

Music Video of the Day



This is the best music video that’s ever happened…ever…From freakish anorexic girls, to prolapsed assholes, to freaks singing….to whatever the fuck you are experiencing when you watch this…

THanks WHOREHOLE for being better than most…and making this insanity happen…even though I don’t understand it…I know one thing and that one thing is that it is beautiful…and Life changing…

Posted in:Videos

2014

17

Feb

Danica Patrick’s Selfie Nipple SLIP of the DAy

Race car driver Danica Patrick, who is apparently in tomorrow’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit…took a selfie in front of the mirror…that features her nipple…a nipple that I can assume she didn’t really want to release to the public because unless she’s a breast feeding advocate or a nude model or an attention seeking hooker…her nipple would normally stay in her shirt…

I guess the funny in it is that she shot the fucking picture…it’s not like some ex boyfriend was trying to get revenge or anything…it was all her…and I find that better…

Posted in:Danica Patrick

2014

17

Feb

Emmy Rossum Bikini Pic of President’s Day of the Day

Emmy Rossum posted a bikini pic of herself on President’s Day because I guess she wants tot give a little skin to her fans…

You know she’s put so much into building up a fan base over the years, from being on a few shitty movies, before landing a TV show with William H Macy so long as she showed her tits and fucked on it…

Like all good wholesome actresses do…it’s all part of their “Art” and they aren’t whores…like strippers…even if they only matter when they get naked…they are just giving their body to us to convey a story…and the fame and money…that shit just doesn’t matter at all does it…

I prefer her naked HERE and HERE

Posted in:Emmy Rossum