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2014

17

Feb

Danica Patrick’s Selfie Nipple SLIP of the DAy

Race car driver Danica Patrick, who is apparently in tomorrow’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit…took a selfie in front of the mirror…that features her nipple…a nipple that I can assume she didn’t really want to release to the public because unless she’s a breast feeding advocate or a nude model or an attention seeking hooker…her nipple would normally stay in her shirt…

I guess the funny in it is that she shot the fucking picture…it’s not like some ex boyfriend was trying to get revenge or anything…it was all her…and I find that better…

Posted in:Danica Patrick

2014

17

Feb

Emmy Rossum Bikini Pic of President’s Day of the Day

Emmy Rossum posted a bikini pic of herself on President’s Day because I guess she wants tot give a little skin to her fans…

You know she’s put so much into building up a fan base over the years, from being on a few shitty movies, before landing a TV show with William H Macy so long as she showed her tits and fucked on it…

Like all good wholesome actresses do…it’s all part of their “Art” and they aren’t whores…like strippers…even if they only matter when they get naked…they are just giving their body to us to convey a story…and the fame and money…that shit just doesn’t matter at all does it…

I prefer her naked HERE and HERE

Posted in:Emmy Rossum

2014

17

Feb

Pam Anderson for PETA of the Day

Pam Anderson despite being 100 and dying of HEP C…had gone to bat for the animals again in this made for PETA lingerie…and I can’t hate it because Pam Anderson in the 90s was someone I masturbated to…but more importantly I love animals and lingerie and I even love elderly women in lingerie because it is so entertaining…I would even pitch old folks homes to run our own lingerie fashion shows as part of my volunteering as an entertainment coordinator to get closer to their WILLS…but no one Folks home will hire me…but luckily, like innovating the Sex tape and late night bathing suit wearing TV, and now geriatric, terminal illness erotica…she’d can’t stop, won’t stop, yay…

Posted in:Pam Anderson

2014

17

Feb

Miranda Kerr in a Towel of the Day

Either Miranda Kerr has implants, or she just gave birth, or is getting her period when this picture of her in a towel was professionally shot, while she was professionally made up, perpetuating unrealistic expectations for girls to look like, and unrealistic expectations of what guys want girls to look like, and I for one would like to thank her for that, because I am a firm believer that good looking people, although not necessarily smarter, certainly live better lives than ugly people..I mean Miranda Kerr fucked Bieber and lost her job for it, all while her coked up husband was at home sucking off dudes…and her nanny was raising her baby..not the best move, but still an awesome fucking story…better than any I’ve got…

Good pic for a pretty ready to retire, just waiting for a replacement rich husband to marry…only she booked a Calvin Klein campaign which I guess forgot that Calvin Klein liked people to look 15 and on heroin…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2014

17

Feb

Nicole Trunfio in her Bikini of the Day

Nicole Trunfio is a beautiful breasted Australian model who I don’t think ever really hit too big here, but is probably someone back home in Australia…

But I do know she’s done a lot of topless for fashion work, like she was Emrata before Emrata, that didn’t work out as well as Emrata even though she’s hotter than Emrata but now too old to be Emrata…

And I think her bikini pics are a perfect excuse to revisit them HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Nicole Trunfio

2014

17

Feb

Charlie Sheen’s New Fiance of the Day

So Brett Rossi is an ex pornstar who is working for Charlie Sheen…the coke and hooker loving actor with a lot of money, who has a lot of fun, and who miraculously isn’t dead yet.

It is safe to say this is a union of love, because why else would some pornstar get married to a very fucking rich…and he’s just in for the jokes.

It’s his fourth marriage it stereotypically “hot” girls with tons of fucking issues…so why the fuck not make a mockery of marriage and remind everyone that he’s allowed to get married for publicity stunting gold diggers…but two fags aren’t…LOGIC…

If she’s smart, she’s be knocked up…if he’s smart, he’d have had a vastectomy….and either way, this is what her vagina looks like when it is turned into a toy…

We also compiled her top 7 porn clips…which were more the first 7 porn clips I found of her. So if you want to see the kind of body, theatrics, etc, that Charlie Sheen is using as his full time hooker, while she uses him for publicity… HERE

Posted in:Charlie Sheen

2014

17

Feb

Maryna Linchuk Public Titty Flash of the Day

Maryna Linchuk, who has done Victoria’s Secret fashion show after being imported from Belarus, was in LA the other day, doing some kind of amazing photoshoot in public, that involved her pulling her tits out of some see through dress for everyone to see…like it was some kind of porno, only it wasn’t a porno, it was fashion and this is art, which makes total sense because I’m looking at the clothes she’s wearing angrily and intently, that if you were to put them in a police line-up, or rack at the mall, I could pick it out for the crimes that it is committing…even though this tease is hot as fuck…

I’m a fan.

Posted in:Maryna Linchuk

2014

17

Feb

Anja Rubik, Natasha Poly, Sasha Luss and Anna Ewers Naked for Exhibition Magazine of the Day

There is a magazine that I’ve never heard of called Exhibition Magazine…and this magazine did a photoshoot that is making it’s way around the internet…of a bunch of models you may or may not know…but should google because of the hard work they put into being hot as fuck..you know by just showing up places and getting their hair and make-up done…not even with a need to get dressed or showered before going to work…and not actually working…but more getting paid to hang…you know much harder work than going to the factory job you hate for 9 dollars an hour where you slave all day…because they are better than you..

Their names are Anja Rubik, Natasha Poly, Sasha Luss and Anna Ewers and they are lovely..

Posted in:stepFASHION

2014

17

Feb

Joanna Krupa Bikinis of the Day

Joanna Krupa is an attention seeker, she’s a gold digger, she’s wanted to be famous for decades and finally found a way to do it by being the hooker than she is, and she continues to work it for the paparazzi in her bikinis, because she pays them to take pics of her, and because the internet needs content, so why not make it about her, and I’d make fun of it, but why bother, bikinis for attention, praise, career development, whatever are awesome, especially when your body looks like Joanna Krupa…I can’t hate this behavior, because I love this behavior, even if Joanna Krupa represents all that is wrong in the world, because when in a bikini, all seems right….right?

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Joanna Krupa

2014

17

Feb

Toya Shits Herself of the Day

When I started the site, I used to focus on all the fucking weirdos I could find, and for some reason no one really cared about the weirdos, but were way more into the celebs…out of laziness I just kept posting celebrity bullshit that doesn’t matter and that we are all over exposed to, and left all the degenerate trash the make the world an interesting place in their corner to do their weird shit…

I lost site of what really mattered in the human experience…it’s not about the rich and famous, it’s about the guys in Large Penis Support Groups…and people in Real Doll forums discussing hacks to make their real dolls better…it is about the weirdo miserable dude in an accounting job who dresses in heels at night to feel like he matters…it’s about TOYA SHIT HERSELF …an instagram profile that has a girl fucking SHITTING herself into panties…and it’s so fucking gross…you’ll love it….

Check out TOYA SHIT HERSELF

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