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2014

04

Mar

Ariadne Artiles in Some Boring Bikini Catalog Pics of the Day

Ariadne Artiles is some model I’ve never heard of, which isn’t saying much since I don’t even remember my own name, and I have facial recognition blindness, leading me with one and only one way to recognize if I have talked to or about a girl, and that’s with her vagina and I am not even joking. If I fuck a girl I’ve already fucked but forgot I fucked her, or if I am at the strip club, and don’t recognize the girl on stage, even if I had a lap dance and heard her life story for 10 dollars a song, the second the panties come off I know if I’ve been there…leading me to assume that this babe from the Canary Islands…and in some bikini catalog pics that don’t really matter…has never been naked on the site before…but there is hope for a brighter tomorrow.

All this to say, the name Ariadne is weird, but her body is not.

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2014

04

Mar

Candice Swanepoel Hot Ass for Some Photoshoot of the Day

I still appreciate Candice Swanepoel’s ass even though she’s old, played out, and not even in a bikini or lingerie in this shoot, which is pretty much her thing…more importantly, she’s not even naked for fashion, showing her nipples all trying legitimize herself as an actual model, but in leggings and boring…but not boring enough for me, all because I am easy to please, I have no standards or really have anything else going on…you know where shitty pics are better than nothing.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2014

04

Mar

Jenna Pietersen for Lingadore Lingerie of the Day

I don’t know anything about this Jenna Pietersen model, or the lingerie company she is modelling for. I only know that she’s from South Africa, she’s a blogger, she’s not very famous, she’s 25, and she’s a mom…which makes these pictures as boring as they were before I googled her…I mean I historically hate babies, and women who have babies, but the older I get the more interesting teen moms become, because by the time I get to them, they are broken and have given up from all the exhaustion, but their bodies bounce back far better than the tank women I see in Starbucks having new mom, we met in Lamaze class, play dates…

I guess this proves that I can’t turn my back on lingerie pics, pretty much ever…

Posted in:Jenna Pietersen

2014

04

Mar

Irina Shayk for V Magazine of the Day

Irina Shayk is rocking the pole in V magazine like some kind of Eastern European immigrant stripper.

She is in a photo studio, a controlled pole dancing environment, with lighting kit and photographer, assistants, make-up artists. Totally far removed from being an actual stripper, you know, a place where they can laugh about actual strippers…

But the reality is, she’s a poor Russian girl, who I guess made the right steps and took the right risks, who may not strip to pay the bills, at least not in a strip club like some single mother, she’s more into stripping for fashion…

So what I see here, when they mock the pole dancers, is a career that shoulda been, and I Guess I find that exciting because strippers, even the ones with attitudes, have more tolerable egos than models who should have been strippers.

Here are the pics.

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2014

04

Mar

Top Reason We’re Happy Scarlett Johannson is Pregnant of the Day

She already has a mom body.

In the event you haven’t heard…Scarlett Johannson is 5 months pregnant and weirdos everywhere are celebrating or depressed because ever since Ghost World, Scarlett Johannson has been their fetish…despite being overrated as an actor and far too successful than she deserves.

I tried to do a top 10 reasons why we’re happy Scarlett Johannson is pregnant, even though I know people who read this site are disillusioned weirdos who are probably upset about it because they think this dampens their non-existent chance in their fantasies…and all I could come up with is that she already has a dumpy overrated mom body..

Here’s some pics to celebrate the pregnancy and bring that point home…

I am more into this NSFW Scarlett Johannson look-a-like having sex

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2014

04

Mar

Epic Meal Time Does Arnold of the Day

Epic Meal Time are hometown heroes.

The host was a stoner in his basement playing video games who decided to make a pizza out of fast food and now he’s a youtube millionaire making ridiculous breakfast sandwiches with Arnold Swartznegger… for what I assume is a Charity…or an ad…but still pretty hilarious.

I don’t really keep track of the web series but that doesn’t mean I don’t like the host, or more importantly his hot mexican girlfriend….but this was blowing up my Facebook, and I got a kick out of it, because Arnold is fucking ridiculous…

Posted in:Videos

2014

04

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am not sure if the best thing about doing an 8 ball of coke until 8 am is waking up…but as of right now, I am going to say I’m probably better off in a coma in a hospital somewhere…due to heart attacks…

That said…the strippers were fun…

Here are some morning links…

Maria Fowler CLeavage
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Matthew McConaughey High School Pic is GOod
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Dog VS Ice Cream Amazingness
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Babes Tugging at Their Clothes
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Rob Ford on Jimmy Kimmel
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Weirdest Bikini Family Photoshoot Ever
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BEST WAY TO INTERACT WITH GIRLS ALWAYS !!!
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New Batman Trailer
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What Languages Sound Like to Non-Speakers
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THe Creepiest Teachers Ever
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A Babe and her Tennis Racket
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Epic Don’t Drink and Drive Prank
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No Hand Tit Milking
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

03

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I hate the Oscars and I am glad people will stop talking about them tomorrow, but in case you didn’t see it MadamMeow at the stepFORUM killed it with her Oscar Coverage…Everything you need to see is there Check it out…33 Pages of babes you love to hate…it’s too good to not mention again…

While you do that, I’ll be getting drunk and more importantly getting lap dances, it’s just one of those nights I need stripper vagina pressed up against my leg…because I hate my life, and despite being married…I feel intense loneliness I need to pay young sluts to cure…I am all for it..

Here are some stepLINKS

Jennifer Lawrence Jerking off LUpita’s Trophy DIck
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A WHole Bunch of Thigh Gaps
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Paris Hilton in a See Through Bra
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Candice Swanepoel Ass in a Bikini
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20 GIrls and Star Wars Mashups
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An Asian Looking Girl with Fake TIts in a Bikini
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The Awards that Shoulda Been Given Out Last Night
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Joanna Krupa and Carmen Elecrtra Together
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Rihanna’s New Nipple Shirt
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Kaley Cuoco in a Crop Top Cleavage Dress
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Jumping Fitness Gone Wrong
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Camilla Alves Kissing Some Dude
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Upskirt…
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Academy Awards Sluts
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Miranda Kerr in her Sexy Dress
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15 People Who Were “SoOOOOO CLOSE
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15 Ways Jennifer Lawrence Has Won the Internet
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Irina Shayk Hot at an Event
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Kim Novak’s Face is Fucking Funny
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Kate Moss Nude in LUI
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Office Fails!
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Kidnapping Prank
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This Lauren Chick is a Bit of a Babe
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Victoria Justice All Dolled Up
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Martha Hunt’s Hot Bikini Pics
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Guy Singing Karaoke on his Scooter
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THe Bet GIFS front he OScars
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Jared Leto Photobombs Anne Hathaway
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Kids React to Rotary Phones
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The Greatest Butts in Movie Posters
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THe Hottest Celeb Instagram’s Last Week
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Cosplay Fails
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Bill Clinton With Hookers
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Hayden Panettiere – Photoshoot
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The Best Boxing Video You’ll See Today…
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Jeff Goldblum Jurassic Park LAugh
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Dog Loves Head Massager
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The Coolest Photoshopped Images on TUMBLR
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Kelly Osbourne Choking Lady Gaga
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Reese Witherspoon Teleports in the Live Broadcast of the Independent Spirit Awards
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Dirty Fucking Girls Giving you dirty Fucking Phone Sex…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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White Trash Stripper
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BEST WAY TO INTERACT WITH GIRLS ALWAYS !!!
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No Hand Tit Milking!
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Pornstars Doing the #mirrormonday
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Dude Films His Buddy Boning a Drunk Girl
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3 Babes Vs a Black Dildo
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Some Girl Talking About her Boobs
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Swingers vacations are the best vacations!!
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Creamy ASian Vag
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Dudes Fucking Food is Some Weridness
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Kathy Lee in a Leather Corset
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Drunk Black Chick Sits on a Guys Face Outside the Club
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FUCK GIRLS!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

03

Mar

Irina Shayk’s See Through Dress of the Day

Irina Shayk’s alright…I mean considering she came from poverty in Russia, made her way into the bed of a homosexual athlete, and now she’s going to the Academy Awards…it almost makes you think that either she’s the chosen one, hotter than most other women and eager enough to make moves…or maybe, just maybe the entire entertainment industry is a fucking scam designed by a few people who run the whole thing…who knows, I just know that it seems like she’s made it…all while wearing what may be a see through dress…

In case you didn’t see it
MadamMeow at the stepFORUM killed it with her Oscar Coverage…Everything you need to see is here

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2014

03

Mar

Sara Malakul Lane Instagram Porn of the Day

I haven’t seen waist to hip ratio like this…ever…and I look at a lot of pictures of girls everyday…whether it’s random celebrity hookers…actors like Sara Malakul Lane…who I’ve mentioned I am in love with before…but who brought these pics to her INSTAGRAM that I stalk…because I physically can’t sit outside her bedroom window and stalk her…and thanks to modern technology I don’t need to…because the internet is fucking creepy…and so am I…

I don’t know what these half naked pics are for…but I know I fucking like it…this body is abnormal…in a good way…makes me wonder what they feed the half thai / half white girls back in Bangkok where she was raised and a celebrity…I’m thinking whatever it was, it didn’t have enough of my cock…which is a good thing, because I am all about this girl and if my cock was anywhere near her, I’d have little to no respect for her. It’s better this way.

Posted in:Sara Malakul Lane