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2014

Feb

Mohamed Hadid and Paul Marciano are the Reason for Gigi Hadid of the Day

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It is no real secret that nepotism exists. It is no real secret that people who live in LA, especially when they are the upper crust of LA, have a better chance of getting famous strictly based on geography and the people they know. It’s like if a producer wants a 18 year old babe to be in the movie, and their friend or neighbor has an 18 year old babe daughter, they just ask…it works out best for everyone…but I figured with all this hype around GIGI HADID, the latest Sports Illustrated girl from Malibu, who came out of nowhere, I should do some research into what her specific scam was and how she got herself into the magazine, thanks to family and friends…

You see, I don’t watch the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and I didn’t know that her mom, YOLANDA FOSTER and dad, Mohamed Hadid were on it, but when I did, I realized just how easy it would be to figure out how the fame whore parents, who clearly wanted attention drawn on their billionaire selves, would position their girl, who they probably think is the best and hottest thing out there, who they probably want to give everything they can to, because they are egos themselves and anything they shat out is gold…

So in 2010, there was an article on Gigi Hadid’s 100 year old billionaire father, his name is Mohamed Hadid, who owned Ritz Carlton hotels and his possible ties to Islam.

This is the quote I pulled:

“Hadid is somehow connected to Islamic extremists are rendered quite absurd by his circle of eclectic L.A. friends, which includes the Jewish-American fashion designer Paul Marciano, CEO of the Guess? Brand. Te developer describes Marciano as being “like a brother to me.”

So the owner of GUESS? is a brother to Gigi Hadid’s dad…and an uncle to her…and all three years later Gigi Hadid is a GUESS? Model…because she was cast fairly amongst the other girls…and then she was pushed to Sports Illustrated…because GUESS? clearly has a direct link to the editors at Sports Illustrated because over the last 10 years Paul Marciano has fed Sports Illustrated his models…because the more famous the models get, the more relevant his brand remains…

He has given them most famously – Kate Upton who was too fat to be a model for anyone else and I guess as an uncle would, he’s trying to get Gigi Hadid to be the next Kate Upton..

He’s been using her in his campaigns SINCE SHE WAS A KID

That’s not to say Gigi isn’t a babe, isn’t sweet, isn’t deserving…it’s just to remind you that Sports Illustrated, and really all media is full of shit and the models they choose are a scam, a lie and influenced by advertisers, friends and families of the magazine, like in anything, and to think the girls they get modelling for free are anything “top model”or discovered at a bus stop…is pretty fucking stupid of you…everything you see is a fucking lie…

This is just a rich girl getting a pony for her 7th birthday the “I want to be a bikini model” version…it’s easier when they are rich…they have the door wide open, a solid PR team…it’s easy…Smoke and fucking mirrors..Sure this isn’t news, but this is as close as I get to journalism and breaking stories…take it in, it happens never…

She’s just another Kardasian…

Pics via HER INSTAGRAM

Posted in:Gigi Hadid

2014

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Is it incest if you titty fuck your mom’s implants? You know they are after market and not really hers, but more like playing with a new game she got for the family…but more importantly, is it incest if you have vaginal sex with your post op tranny dad’s vagina…since it’s not even a real vagina…I’m asking for Brody Jenner…it’s a “it’s not gay if he’s wearing nail polish”…situation…

Here are some links…

Slow Motion LIPS GIFS are the BEst
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Brett Rossi – Pornstar – Escort – Gold Digger
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Today in Babes Taking Selfies…
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Embarrassing GIFs
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What it’s like to be a Wolf of Wall Street Broker in 2014
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Lupita is an Eyes and Teeth Kind of Black Girl
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Puppy Gets an Exorcism
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Obama Made an Official Statement about Harold Ramis’ Death
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Lili Simmons – Naked Chick from True Detective
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Rob Ford DJ
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Morning Milking!
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2014

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I need to go drink…which is nothing new…but it’s something I like to everyday…in fact other than telling every beautiful girl I know that I live her and wish she was my wife…drinking is the only thing on my todo list…giving me very little to say…the stories happen when drunk and molesting the minds of everyone around me…and by the time I wake up – I forget it all…all my old stuff is the good stuff…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Dirty River Rafting
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Top 10 Reasons Jonah Hill Shouldn’t Win an Oscar
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Lots of Thigh Gap
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Her Name is Christine and She’s in a Corset
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RIP Harold Remis
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The Greatest Pun Ever
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Alec Baldwin’s Open Letter Quitting Life that I didn’t Read
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Amy Willerton in Leggings
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Cable TV NUdity
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12 GIFs to Honor First Time You Had Sex
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Angelina Jolie Will Be at the Oscars
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Hilary Duff Has No Thigh Gap
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Dark Hair Light Eyes on these HOES
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The Dirtiest Yoga in Bikini on a Paddle Board Pic You Will See TOday
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Kaili Thorne Wet Shirt
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Think You Got It Bad
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Erin Andrews – From Voyeur Nude Videos – To DWTS Host
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Nina Agdal in a Shitty Catalog Campaign
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Hilary Duff in an Almost Panty Flash
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The Best GIFs from this Year’s Oscar Nominations!
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The Funniest GIFs from Last Nights Closing Ceremony
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True Detective Done with Cats
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Cosmo Did a Porn Survey
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Joanna Krupa’s Pokies!!
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There Will be a Female Detective in True Detective 2
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Someone Actually Fucks This Woman
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Simon COwell Porn
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Alyssa Miller is Back with Jake Gyllenhaal
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Selena Gomez Leg Show
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Amanda Seyfried in Ted 2
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Hot Megan Fox GIFs
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Robin Thicke is Single…
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THe Best Movie Pick-Up Lines
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The Hottest Pics of Emily DiDonato
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Latest UFC Ring Girl – Vanessa Hanson’s Instagram
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Man Draws a Penis On his Wife’s White Board Everyday for a Year….
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January Jones at 9
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Harold Ramis Honored at Ghostbuster’s Firehouse…
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Give Her an Orgasm – She Will Love It and Let You Fuck Other Girls…
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Pornstars Mirror Monday – Selfies!
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Cam Whore in her Car
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Nude Bitch at the Beach
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Real Life Photography Meets Hentai
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Chick Gets a Baseball Bat Shoved in Her
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Austin Powers XXX
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BEST WAY TO INTERACT WITH GIRLS ALWAYS !!!
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Scary Orgasm
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My Friend Started a Blog About her Sex Life…FOllow It
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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SEE Farrah Abraham’s Farrah 2 Backdoor and More Exclusive Clip
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SEDUCE WOMEN!!PICK THEM UP!! FUCK THEM!!
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2014

Feb

Rita Ora Panty Flash of the Day

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Rita Ora was recruited to be the next Rihanna…when Rihanna was a liability and the record labels didn’t know whether she was going to die or self destruct…so they brought in someone with a similar face and name and hustle to take over…however Rihanna pulled it together so it never really hit for Rita Ora…and that’s probably why she’s flashing her vagina or panties at events…hoping to have that big break she came to America for…even if she’s already made enough money and has enough fame to live a good life…she’s like all these famous girls….never satisfied until she’s at the top…boring…

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2014

Feb

Anastasia Ashley is hanging with the enemy….of the Day

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In the event you don’t read the site…Anastasia Ashley, a girl I am a fan of….is hanging with the enemy of the site…pug faced Chrissy Teigen…

You see, Anastasia Ashley is a pro surfer/butt model who I praise on the regular…even though I generally hate on everything…because she’s managed to be one of the few things that has polluted my dead heart with her amazingness…She is something that I don’t hate and will never hate…but rather that I love and celebrate. Maybe I just like surfing…#beachlyfe…butts…Lymonada…or traitors…who hang with the enemy…

Chrissy Teigen…is the enemy of the site because she’s an unstable, drunk, internet comedian…who one year tells me she loves the site and this year next goes on a rampage hating me on her blog, turning her creepy fans on me…all for calling her out for what she is…or what she appears to be…a desperate hollywood housewife, who has gold dug herself into an ideal situation…where she doesn’t have to work, so she has plenty of time to play “pretend model”.. which is convenient, since no one has ever paid her to model… they are like “John Legend’s wife is eager and will do it for free, she has 300,000 followers, let’s use her, it’s a good ROI, she’s eager”… she begs, John Legend’s people beg… Everyone famous wants to be linked a babe with some level of babe association…like a modeling agency or published pictures…

I mean, I don’t know her finances, maybe she made 1000 dollars here or there, but her real income is 50% of everything John Legend has cuz she met him early on….and moved in on that hard…

The funny thing with her is that even with the praise of the idiots who believe that she’s awesome from everything they read and see, thanks to the media making her relevant..she’s still just a pug face who knows she’s pulling a scam. She knows in her soul she’s unworthy and she knows that she’s only relevant due to the man she chose to lockdown…

Even with the fans, people saying she’s hot, all the ego boosting her self esteem gets on the daily from witty jokes and her with free modelling …She is angry and miserable, drunk…who pretends she’s a bikini model because SI says she is one…when all I see is something old, boring, played out, even a little fat, tired and in need of throwin in that beach towel once and for all…

I don’t like her…but ultimately, I don’t care and she barely exists to me, even when she’s tainting one of my favorite things…but shots were fired by her…and I would have been nicer if she had a better attitude…she brought it on herself and I won’t hold it against Anastasia Ashley, because she’s still lovely, perfect, despite the shitty company she keeps, especially when that shitty company is the enemy….and that’s all I have to say about that…Here’s some Anastasia Ashley Instagram pics..to cleanse my soul…and to teach me how to love her again after this glitch in judgement.

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley

2014

Feb

Brody Jenner Takes a Shot at His Ex Instagram Model Bryana Holly of the Day

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I’ve done a few posts on Bryana Holly …she’s some fake titty instagram model who apparently only really mattered in the first place because she was dating Brody Jenner at some point or another…

I know what you are thinking, who fucking cares about Brody Jenner, his dad is a tranny, he is family with the worst humans on earth and he’s some Playboy rich kid who you are probably jealous of…because he fucks girls like Bryana Holly…

But I’m posting this because I love this circle of instagram models, who aren’t that hot, but have 300,000 people following them leading them to think they are hot, only to never really get paid or make money, because their whole hustle to become this popular was posting pics of themselves in bikinis by companies that promoted them…

It’s like Artifical fame, doesn’t really exist or matter, but you sure as hell know this girl thinks it does…she thinks she’s fucking Candice Swanepoel because more instagram ppl like her, you know pretty much virtual fame…

So when Jenner posts that old Meme…you know shots were fired…too bad he didn’t include “the reason you even have an instagram as an agent is cuz my dick was in you, groupie fame whore”..but that would be less subtle…

Either way, this artificial fame is tasty enough for me.

Posted in:Brody Jenner

2014

Feb

Russian Teen Stunt of the Day

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Here’s a Russian kid who lit himself on fire and jumped off a 5 story building into a snowbank for fun…because playing video games isn’t good enough…especially in Russia where you can’t even afford to own video games…so you take your crazy drunk superhuman ass out there, soak yourself in vodka, light yourself on fire and fucking go for it…insane…

Posted in:Videos

2014

Feb

Austin Powers XXX Exclusive of the Day

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Austin Powers XXX happened and I HAVE THE HARDCORE PREVIEW …it’s one of the great ideas from the amazing people at VIVID

Now, I hate Austin Powers, Mike Meyers, all things Saturday Night Live…but it turns out that…when porn does it… it actually looks hysterical…and worth watching and that’s coming from someone who hates porn…

It seems much better than the actual Austin Powers movies…because let’s face it, they were fucking annoying, and anything that shitty is much better with hardcore penetration, it’s actually the foundation of what smut needs…and what the originals were missing…

Check the HARDCORE clip…or

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Posted in:stepSMUT

2014

Feb

Emily Ratajkowksi for Minimale Animale of the Day

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Other than the fact that Emily Ratajkowksi is a lot of photoshop, retouching, maybe even plastic surgery…coupled with the fact that she’s had sex with Kanye West and used to be flown around to fuck Kanye West, because what people don’t realize is that Kanye West pretty much made her before anyone else even noticed her, and I am sure he is still sticking it to her, because when married to Kim Kardashian and you have this as an option…why wouldn’t you…

She’s pretty ok….

I mean I get shit on for calling her average, the kind of girl you wouldn’t really noticed if she walked into a party, the kind of girl you wouldn’t even notice was EMRATA the famous if she walked into a party…but she does photograph well and her dad does make cool art…so I’m not hating…

I just know she’s probably got a serious fucking ego right now, and that’s always just a bummer…why can’t a down to earth girl who craves fame, just stay down to earth when she gets fame, is it that no down to earth girl wants fame, but rather attention seeking insecure girls who think they are prettier than they are and seek validation because they don’t actually think they are prettier…are the ones seeking fame…while the real babes aren’t the one in such useless “Look at me pose in catalog” careers…you know using their skills and intelligence to benefit the world, rather than feed their egos…right…that’s exactly
what it is…

These nothin’ to offer, “look at me I have tits” girls…contribute zero to the world…and here is her life changing work…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowksi

2014

Feb

Miley Cyrus Kisses Katy Perry in Some Satanic Illuminati Shit of the Day

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After reading – TOP 10 EDUCATIONAL LESSONS FROM THE BANGERZ TOUR it’s safe to say she’s the worst…but more importantly…some kind of puppet sent from Illuminati hell to brain wash the youth and make them all dumber…by apparently making satanic videos…and kissing Katy Perry…

Here’s the video

Here’s the Satanic Video

Here she is singing some Outkast – Redneck Version – Which is clearly the Devils Work

Posted in:Miley Cyrus