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2024

01

May

Sabrina Carpenter Seductive in Bed of the Day

Sabrina Carpenter is Taylor Swift’s opening act, so that probably means she went through a Taylor Swift initiation which may or may not have involved killing a goat and sucking the blood out of it. I don’t really understand how this Satanic witch craft thing works, but I figure if they all believe in it, or like to promote the dark forces it must be real!

She’s also some child star, created within the industry, maybe in the cloning labs under Disneyland, or maybe just abducted by her family and mind controlled…

I just don’t believe random people just happen to get famous, it’s too many factors involved, too much investment, too much liability and possible risk…it has to be calculated to win and the only want to guarantee it will work is if the talent you use is basically your slave.

She is posing in bed seductively, it’s kind of the way content is produced now, if you’re not simulating sex, or foreplay or trying to seduce people in your underwear, you don’t really matter.

It’s like the average dude, you and me, are the casting couch coaches they strip down for in seeking validation and work….

Nice to be included to the party…

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2024

01

May

Bella Hadid Titty Photoshoot of the Day

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Bella Hadid hasn’t been as visible as most social media influencer models who gamed the system despite their unique face that I am sure was seen as ugly their entire life, before manipulating the world into thinking it is hot.

I thought she died of her Lyme Disease, but she instead detached from the bullshit model and celebrity scene she was a big part of and made a lot of money being a part of, and decided to focus on her love of horses and riding.

So she did what any trend setting / trend follower would do and jumped onto the first Rodeo rider she could fine and now she’s living that wholesome country life she probably always wanted because it is the life we all want, they just don’t want us to know we want it.

Instead of posting cheesy Stagecoach “look I like Cowboys” bullshit other try hards did this week, she has nothing to prove, her Rodeo man was likely busy cumming in her to make those babies and a trad wife out of her instead of dancing to Diplo’s country music set he only does for money because it went viral a few years ago and dude likes money.

She also posted some campaign for a perfume she launched, made from horse piss she harvests from her own barn….

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2024

01

May

Krysten Ritter’s Ice Cream Porn of the Day

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Any old school pervert will know that if you’re looking for a good time on a hot summer day, head to the Ice Cream parlor and watch hot moms, fitness people having a cheat day and other random women simulating blowjobs on their ice cream cone, all licking and slurping up that sweet creamy cream, all sticky while it drips down their chin….

So seeing Granny Goth like Krysten Ritter, who has a very loyal fan base from a time before she was a Granny Goth, basically do some Gothic Vampire ice cream molestation in public, is probably a lot for them to handle…muff gut and all!

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2024

01

May

Amelia Hamlin is Model of the Year of the Day

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Amelia Hamlin is Lisa Rinna’s hot rich kid daughter, who I guess went officially viral on social media for being a hot LA rich kid with a dream to get noticed and the support of her rich and connected parents to help make that happen.

Basically a Jenner Hadid situation, which is convenient because the family sold her off to Scott from the Kardashian family, who was apparently the brains of the whole marketing hustle they all executed, allowing her to really learn how to turn her rich kid status into something more….

Shockingly, despite her hot pics and slutty mom, she didn’t go down the OF road of selling nudes that her mother takes of her because it’s all just a fun silly rich person troll on how to get richer….through perversion and vanity….

She instead is winning Model of the Year awards from legit industry people, which could definitely be paid for bought and planned, or part of the global cabal’s vision for her, keeping their own at the top…but maybe it’s a legit thing…and that’s crazy.

Either way, it’s way more high profile than I’d expect of the rich kid babe who whored on social media..in this era of whoredom….when she’s been pretty much in-line with the whoredom content but like Rat Cow was able to spin it to mainstream success since her mom is a mainstream whore….

It’s all very weird, but tight dresses are hot…and it just goes to show you that if you whore a little, dreams can come true, like meaningless titles and trophies that validate you.

Tight dresses are hot though..

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2024

01

May

Rita Ora’s Titty Scratch of the Day

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I like Rita Ora. She’s got great tits, even in her old age….not that these pics include her great tits, but they are there somewhere, unless she Angelina Jolie’d herself in her old age.

Rita Ora feels familiar, like fucking your high school girlfriend every year you go back home for Christmas.

She’s been a consistent figure in the pop culture scene for a very long fucking time. In the beginning, laughed at her shameless attempt to be a viral sensation after being forgotten by the record label that brought her over. Not because she wasn’t worthy, but because they had Rihanna and Rihanna was a jealous cunt about the new girl with great tits, since she had great tits….

Most people don’t know what she’s famous for, or that she even sings, they just think she’s a Phoebe Price type of celebrity, and that’s fine with me.

She doesn’t really change that narrative when she posts slutty selfies that at one time would NEVER be made public, girls would FEAR their panty pics got leaked for embarrassment, future opportunities, future husbands…PANTY PICS would have ruined everything and now PANTY PICS are everything….everyone’s posting their shit like we’re hiding in their closet watching them…amazing, but lazy voyeurism takes out the excitement of hiding in the closet watching them….hoping to not get caught…

The internet ruins everything, but at least it breeds whores. World class, top tier whores!

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2024

01

May

Kyra Biehl is the Instagram Of The Day

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The internet is a magical place that has made a lot of people rich (not me), a lot of people famous (not me), a lot of people suicidal, depressed and really confident in all their self hatred thanks to being able to compare themselves to strangers doing better….but most important, it’s brought us all the tits from all the girls willing to show their tits, or asses, or vaginas, or really anything…just a virtual area filled with girls competing to get their tits seen and there’s something very meaningful in that.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

30

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s stepLINKS time….

Which is almost as good of a time as offering a cigarette to a pregnant woman, only to tell her “I just thought you were fat” when she gets mad at you for suggesting a pregnant woman smokes, like smoking really hurts the fucking baby, if anything it just makes them cooler than their weak soya fed, freaks getting cooked in dirty polluted womb juice….

ALMOST AS FUN….because nothing is as fun as confusing a pregnant lady for being. a fat lady, besides confusing a fat lady for a pregnant lady….

My life is boring and trolling people in real life is far less fun as it used to be because they are all fucking robot drone phone freaks….scrolling their tiktoks as life passes them by…

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Emily Ratajkowski Gets Denied Seats!
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Josephine Skriver’s Topless Pose!
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Irina Shayk in Her Boots!
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15 Running Essentials!
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THE INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: SOPHIEBATZLOFF
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The Best Boyfriend… HAHAHAHA
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THESE ATHLETES ARE HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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Seven Notorious Biker Gangs
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Mother cat requests her kitten to come back home
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Paige Spiranac’s under boobs
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Jackal puppies have the first experience of going outside
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Elsa Hosk Nipple Pokies in a Blue Dress!
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Cat just loves smacking his mom
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Charli XCX Flaunts Braless Boobs in See-Through Blouse
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Ryan Garcia’s New Girl Grace Boor!
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Carni Tries To Move His Dog Outta The Way And Gets Flattened By Carnival Ride
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How many kids does Gabrielle Union have?
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Very funny cutting in line and winning $20,000 prank
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22 Regrettable Times People Spied on Someone
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Reaction of cats during an earthquake in Japan
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How Single Are You? LOL
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Military helicopters crash into each other during a training session
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Natalie Alyn Lind Covers Up!
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Dua Lipa’s New Look!
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Josie Canseco and Johnny Manziel Hit Stage Coach!
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The Mufasa family tree in The Lion King, Explained
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Variable gauge wheelbase on a train shifts width while driving
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Freya Allan Cleavage at Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes Premiere!
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Elephant takes a nice and refreshing swim in a waterbody
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20 Stunningly Surreal Photos From History
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A WHEEL FOR RATS
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Lindsey Pelas Stuns in Revealing Yellow Swimsuit, Boobs on Full Display
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Car literally flies into a garage in a California home
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Millie Bobby Bikini Brown!
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Bonus Butts #448
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POINT BLANK WARNING
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Livvy Dunne Brings a Deep Stretch from the Gym!
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Pet lizard is officially the lousiest predator ever
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Mariah Carey … Big Sideboob !
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Sophia Sanchez is the Instagram Of The Day
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30+ Hot And Sexy Girls With Handbras
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Croatian Ivana Knoll in a hot pink bikini on an Ibiza beach
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Sucker Slapped Into Next Week By Russian Bully Boy
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Dog gets very upset, Her Puppies Won’t Play With Her
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Paris Hilton Strips for Flaunt!
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Times when sports players became literal heroes
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Kristin Cavallari Kisses her Cowboy at Stagecoach!
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Jessica Chastain – Ralph Lauren fashion show in New York City
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Maia Reficco – Seen out with her boyfriend at a restaurant in Rome
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Rachel McAdams – Outside of Good Morning America in New York
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Rita Ora – Typebea launch in London
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Dua Lipa – Seen out in Soho
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Brec Bassinger – The Idea of You premiere in NY
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Maddie & Tae – Stagecoach Festival Days 1 & 2 in Indio
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Jennifer Connelly – Dark Matter premiere in Los Angeles
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Charli XCX – Braless homeless lady outfit in the Lower East Side
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Anya Taylor-Joy – Seen at Sydney Airport
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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18 Year Old’s First Scene Ends Horrifically
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Likes It Rough (GIF)
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Parking Lot Party!
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Erin Star Gets Dripping Wet XL Girls
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GET BACK HERE BITCH! (GIF)
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Guess She Forgot She Posted Nudes
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Zrinka Cvitesic naked in The Power
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Alexis Ren Topless at the Beach
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Sofiia Chuprikova nude
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Kate Stone Pulls Her Big Tits Out and Puts Them Back In!
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Azzurra Moretti Sexual Desire
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Taya Helenova Cake And Salad Zishy
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Emilie Payet’s Erotic Expose: Nude Spectacle for Treats! Magazine
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GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY
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Busty Alisa As A Sexy Bridesmaid Via Femjoy
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Giving Zaawaadi a Naked Massage at Home!
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Fucking the Homeless for OnlyFans
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Dive into Heavy Fetish: Unleash Your Inner
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The Ashleys (Sex Game)
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Lucy Vixen BBW Swimsuit Onlyfans
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Rissa May Showering Her Big Boobs!
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Big Boobie Babe Azzurra Moretti via Met-Art
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Cute and busty TikTok babe Emily in premium and leaked pics
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Hot Girl Groped and Fingered by Friends
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Eve Eve’s All For Anal Backroom Casting Couch
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Working Out? (GIF)
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Cute girl is hungry for cum and works very hard to get what she wants
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Yanita Sukhova Nude in the new episode of Zhizn po vyzovu
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Bookstore Pussy!
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Cursed Overlord (Sex Game)
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Maggie Green Big Bra-stretching Tits
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Simon Kitty Tricks Her Stepbro Into Licking Her Pussy!
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THAT Binghamtom University Leak
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Taboo Unleashed: Delving into the Depths of Heavy Fetish
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Thayana Babyy’s Oiled Body!
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2024

30

Apr

Amanda Breden is the Instagram Of The Day

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I wonder what Amanda Bredén is known for? How could she possibly be so popular on the internet. Obviously it’s her personality. Or her personality’s willingness to show off her giant hangers.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

30

Apr

X-TINA Promotes Lube in Target of the Day

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In one of the weirder social media influencer campaigns, we’ve got X-Tina Aguilera, super star pop star from days gone by, promoting a sex product like LUBE because she’s middle aged and her pussy is dried up, or maybe she just needs it to fit all the large objects she inserts in herself in hoping to feel something in her dead pop star soul…

So the product being a lube is a weird one, but we’re all fucking perverts and into fucking and watching porn as society declines so it’s not all that weird….

But the shoot took place in a Target, that you can assume was the first time Aguilera ever went to a Target and that they are pretending she is shopping at the target, when she’s got people to do that for her….

If anything, they actually LOCKED down the Target to coordinate this campaign to fake her shopping for lube at Target….and that’s some TWILIGHT zone / Black Mirror weirdness…

Posted in:X-Tina

2024

30

Apr

Salma Hayek Brings the Mindfulness of the Day

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Salma Hayek may have erased her old lady face in these pics, she’s a billionaire’s wife and can do whatever she fucking wants, you jerks.

She’s sharing a moment of mindfulness, where like all the assholes on social media who push new age meditation weirdness and enlightenment for a profit, she had her camera crew there to capture the moment, because nothing says zen, or connecting with your spirit or whatever these assholes think they are doing when they meditate, like posing for a camera while you do it…

I guess any excuse to showcase the tit is a good one….granny knows.

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