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2014

21

Jan

Miley Cyrus’ Weird MTV Promo Pic of the Day


Miley Cyrus is doing some MTV bullshit, and this is the promotional pic they are using for the shit, that we can assume is designed to be shocking and weird, since that’s been Miley’s marketing hook, keep things as trashy and naked and scandalous as possible and people will notice you…but in a cry wolf situation, you need to constantly step it up so people even notice…cuz even pics of her nipples don’t get noticed…and that’s why they are making her look ridiculous…

But I like to think, they are doing a biography on her, and this is Miley’s ancestors before the fame, you know some backwoods inbred shit from the mountains where her country trash dad crawled out of…and that makes it kinda hot….because inbred chicks with rotten teeth are easy…if you are their brother.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

21

Jan

Maryna Linchuk Gets Her Titties Grabbed on Set of the Day

Here’s a picture of Victoria’s Secret model Maryna Linchuk on set, probably shooting for Victoria’s Secret, getting her titties grabbed by her assistant, or someone on set, because they know the paparazzi are watching and can’t let her nipples be exposed, that would be so embarrassing, even though she’s done tons of editorial shoots, like this one, where SHE’S TOPLESS FOR VOGUE …and I know Vogue didn’t pay…but Vogue…is Vogue…not the paparazzi so I get why her nipples are being cupped by the best bra ever…a better bra than Victoria’s Secret could ever make.

TO SEE THE BEHIND THE SCENES PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Maryna Linchuk

2014

21

Jan

Mara Teigen is Chrissy Teigen’s Better Looking Sister of the Day

If you read this site, you will know that Chrissy Teigen, who was once a huge fan of the site, has turned on me in the last few months, and hates me and the site…not because some repressed memory of how I molested her as a child came to surface in some therapy session, because no one cared enough to notice the bus driver touching the ethnic girl in Orange County…but because I called her pug face…while mocking the fact that she was a low level bikini model, who committed to an up and coming musician, who in the end made it and she feels accountable for, and now 50 percent of his success is officially hers thanks to marriage…You know the kind of gold digging scam, who got into Sports Illustrated, where she didn’t get paid, but got an ego boost…because her husband makes enough money for everyone…

Well she has a younger, hotter sister, who isn’t pug faced or annoying, and these are her instagram pics..

Her name is Mara Teigen, let’s make her more famous than her sister, so that her sister realizes her plan has been foiled…and that she’s the second rate family member who was lucky enough to find a rich and connected man…

Posted in:Mara Teigen

2014

21

Jan

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Leaving the Gym in a Hot Outfit of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is one of the more solid models out there…and I am not saying that because I am a bald guy who references her every time I am feeling sad and alone…you know insecure about my hairline…blaming it for no one loving me…and saying to myself “Shit, that Rosie Huntington nude model, turned transformers Megan Fox, chick dates a bald guy, I have hope…” like she’s a beacon of hope …because even if I was bald, I would have enough sense to realize her bald boyfriend, who she has been with forever, and who probably cums in places on her body you can only wish you would one day see, if only nude modeling involved spread asshole…is rich and famous and ripped and rich and famous and ripped and that is more important than having hair..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

2014

21

Jan

Brittany Palmer and Arianny Celeste in Body Paint of the Day

UFC girls Brittany Palmer and Arianny Celeste, who thanks to the UFC are pretty famous, at least for dudes with Faux Hawks and cheesy as fuck t-shirts, who like to wrestle their friends as a past time, at least when they aren’t watching other dudes wrestle…making these girls the chicks thrown into a gang bang to make it not as gay as it clearly is, because gay is the last thing dudes into dudes rolling around all pressed up against each other, want to think about…because it would make the hard on they have too confusing for them…

That said…Brittany Palmer and Arianny Celeste are body painted, something that would be hot if they didn’t have implants that act as an internal, built in bra…nipple covers and more importantly a thong…

Meaning, body painting is a scam, these whores are still clothed….if there’s no labia it don’t matter.

Posted in:Arianny Celeste|Brittany Palmer

2014

21

Jan

Ron Jeremy Did Wrecking Ball of the Day

I saw Ron Jeremy the other day…he’s a nice dude, but he was not nearly as great as he is in this Wrecking Ball video that someone recreated starring Ron Jeremy, even though Wrecking Ball parodies have been done, and this is a little late to the game, it’s safe to say, when you throw Ron Jeremy into the mix, shit stays perfectly ridiculous, and amazing…even totally next level…Solid.

Posted in:Ron Jeremy|Videos

2014

20

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I survived Vegas…I survived the porn awards….It actually wasn’t crazy at all…I spent most of my time in my room texting random pornstars for sex…not that I am really into sex with a pornstar – I figure they are too used up professionally, I prefer the used up emotionally, like the kind of girl who life shat out, not who is getting awards and is staying in hotel rooms….

The only AIDS I got was from using the bathroom at the AVN awards…the same bathroom the creepy fans use….And Now I Can Go Back to Our StepGIRLS!!!

So Many Big Fucking Tits
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Beyonce Dressed Like Tina Turner for Michelle Obama’s 50th
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Some Rihanna in a Bikini
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Amy Willerton’s Got Good Pussy Hugging Pants
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Taylor Swift Has Huge Tits
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15 Things People Thought Were Cool in High School – that Aren’t
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Johnny Depp / Amber Heard are Engaged
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Backhoe Recovery Fail
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Jennifer Lawrence is Annoying at the SAG Awards
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Man Wrestles his Pet Grizzly
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Rickshaw Stunt Fail
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Celebs BEFORE and AFTER Photoshop
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Kimberly Garner Bikini St Barts
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News Crew Gets Attacked for Filming
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Martin Luther King Rap Song…
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Workout Fail Compilation
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12 Things You Didn’t Know About Lupita Nyongo
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Evangeline Lily in Nylon
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Morena Baccarin Has Some Tits
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Don’t Spit on Brothas in Taco Bell
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Sarah Palin on MLK Day
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Her Name is Yari and She’s Half Naked
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14 Minutes of Pissed Off Goalies
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Jennifer Lawrence Talks About her Armpit Vagina
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Nina Agdal in a Bikini on Set for Entourage
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Cara Delevigne Strips for i-D Magazine
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Sexy Pool Tricks in Germany
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This College Kid has a Weird as Fuck Roommate…
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Logan Fazio Bikini
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Everything You Need to Know About E-Cigs
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Some Game of Thrones Chick Named Rose Leslie in a See Through Shirt
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I Don’t Know Who This is But I Like her Bikini Top
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Today in Half Naked Greek Sluts
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Joanna Krupa’s Pokies
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Fight Club Without Tyler Durden – is – Weird
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Deer Chillin with Cats
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Ski Mask Bank Prank
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Girls with LEGS
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Julie Gayet is Some Nude Actress in Some Movie Called Sans Laisser de Traces
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Bouncer Fucks With a Drunk Guy
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Women Stare at Male Crotces
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Big Titty Jordan Carver is a Unicorn
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These Toys Aren’t Made for Kids – But they Are Made for Cumming
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Cam Girls Doin’ The Cam Girl Thang…Watch for Free
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Big Tits Get a Four Handed Massage
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Some Chick Masturbates
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Lesbians Shaving Each OTher
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Some Babe Masturbating in Public
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Pee Video of the Day
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Blonde Gets Her Nipples Nailed to the Board
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The Best Damn Porn and it is at a Discount For stepREADERs!!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

20

Jan

Ashley Tisdale Ass in Jeans for the Seahawks of the Day

Ashley Tisdale, like all low levels, despite being very popular, despite not deserving that popularity because she is not hot, took to the internet to pose a pic of her little ass in jeans, supporting her team, or the winning team…to piss off all the 49ers fans…hopefully enough that they maul her…it’ll do her butter face…good…even though I can assume she doesn’t watch football, but figures, she does when it comes to Super Bowl photo opportunities to get people talking…and that’s exactly what I am going to do…because I don’t have shit else going on…even though I am Canadian and football doesn’t exist to me…that’s how sad, lonely and pathetic my life is…writing nothing about nothing…when I could be productive doing something.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2014

20

Jan

Amanda Seyfried in a Bikini of the Day

Amanda Seyfried is generally dumpy and boring….pretty uninteresting…except when she’s making movies where she’s pretty much willing to do anything and everything from Fucking Julianne Moore to showing off her naked body that despite this picture, a picture you know Justin Long, the Mac Guy, shot…because it’s of an ass he is sticking his dick inside…making this ass as dumpy and boring…pretty uninteresting as it was meant to be…because it’s not a scene from a movie she’s being paid to be awesome in.

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2014

20

Jan

Adriana Lima Doing a Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Victoria’s Secret Model Adriana Lima…who should probably retire but that would mean she’s accepted being old and washed up, something I Feel like these models have a hard time doing, because they spent so many years being rejected on their way up to the top, that once they made it to the top, they finally felt appreciated, loved and hot…and letting that end, not only will mean less money for the Christian who claimed she was a virgin, at least vaginal virgin, before having a bunch of kids…but it will also mean she doesn’t matter any more…so here’s what was once the hottest of the models…not quite as hot…in a bikini shooting for her main/only client…and after staring at the pics for a creepy amount of time…all I gotta say is she’s good enough.

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Posted in:Adriana Lima