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2014

03

Jan

Miley Cyrus Watching a Miley Cyrus Video of the Day

Miley Cyrus decided to show the world that she’s a vapid self-obsessed little cunt, in a video I don’t really understand, but figure is her high with a friend who is making fun of her for watching her own video for 4 hours, and the fact that I even pulled that much information out of this bullshit, angers me, because sitting here trying to analyze an instagram video of Miley Cyrus, as if it was some masterful theatrical piece of history, is just plane ridiculous….but not as ridiculous as the fact that she’s not touching herself like this was one of her music videos…cuz that is the Miley I like to anal-yze…in my mind…

The fact she’s a self involved little cunt is really expected…she’s in an industry where people suck her dick all day and feed her ego because she makes them money or they are paid to do so…while the rest of the world celebrates her…if she wasn’t self involved and if she didn’t think she was awesome, she could never get on stage and have the audacity to perform like she matters or deserves to…

All this to say, she needs to step up her instagram video game…

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2014

03

Jan

Hardcore Music Video of the Day

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Sunshine – “Arnprior” from stagnant cult. on Vimeo.

I think I linked this video the other day, it was open in my browser tab and I watched it again, on mute, but this actually watching it and seeing that it includes fucking with a dildo, maybe even a strap on and peeing…yet still hosted on VIMEO, which I guess likes to walk that fine line art vs porn site…which in a lot of ways…is kind of what I am all about and in a lot of ways is awesome…and here’s the video proof…

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2014

03

Jan

Simon Cowell’s Bikini Clad Groupies of the Day

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Simon Cowell is getting bombard by 16 year old girls…in their bikinis…with their fat asses that we can blame on a western diet and hormones in the food that will leave them 600 pounds and too tired to move in 10 years…all because McDonalds is legal and advertised while Marijuana and other harmless things aren’t….and he’s looking far too happy to be getting this young girl attention in the rich resort in Barbados he hangs at…making me wonder if he’s the kind of sex tourism UK pedo that have been around for generations…kinda making his whole debut in the industry with the Teletubbies and American Idol, clearly younger audiences arouse him and his bank account…

Pervert.

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2014

03

Jan

Hilary Duff and the Sex Appeal Killing Fashion Accessory of the Day

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Instinctively, when I see a girl with a baby carriage, who is built like a fucking school bus, clearly as a consequence of her breeding…I get turned the fuck off, even knowing she’s some rich starlet from the 90s you probably wanted to fuck…not just because she has a vagina, now a much bigger broken down vagina, but a vagina nevertheless, but because she’s Stuff by Hilary Duff and was everywhere…shoved down your throat in a way you couldn’t avoid her….

There are two sides to this sex appeal killing fashion accessory we call a baby…or baby carriage..and that is that sometimes…the mom is single and alone and at wits end, you know borderline ready to drown her fucking kids because she can’t take it anymore, and that level of desperation, makes for an easy fuck, if you say the right thing, which is usually just “hello”…

So to every horrible situation…there’s good…and this has been the inspirational moment of the day..

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2014

03

Jan

Drunk Russian of the Day

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There’s something magical about Russia.

It’s not their policy on the Gays, because I like lesbians even though they don’t like me, and more importantly, I don’t care who or what a motherfucker sticks his dick inside….

It is the fact that they have some hot born in communist women you would assume were built in a war camp basement lab somewhere outside Chernobyl after the nuclear meltdown, up on some super hero shit that for some reason led to a surplus of hot women, leaving some exported as wives, others as escorts and cam girls, and other as top models…all without souls because communism steals souls….not that they are communist anymore, but you get what I am saying…and that is that the people of Russia are fucking wild and do crazy shit always involving vodka…so much fucking vodka like this guy who decided to stick his head through a window and not really be able to pull out…funny right.

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2014

03

Jan

Sarah Stephens Hot for Myla Lingerie of the Day

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Sarah Stephens is some model and she’s in a campaign for a lingerie company that’s all set up to be romantic and beautiful but that just looks cheesy as fuck…I’m talking mall photography quality erotica fat white trash wives get their husbands to spice up their shitty poor as fuck Walmart trailer park lives…cuz that’s what their dead beat dad taught them men like when they used to make them look at penthouse together before the molesting started…

But I have thing with shitty catalog pics that totally misappropriate babes trying to make them commercial product vending spokespeople…that always end up looking as dumb as this…because you know Sarah Stephens, even if you have never heard of Sarah Stephens, is the kind of model who would show her tits, if asked…yet Myla Lingerie…never fucking asked, and if any nipple did show up, they squashed that and fucking airbrushed that motherfucker in photoshop out…disappointing everyone like me…

Here are the pics anyway…cuz Catalog pics are a fetish of mine, even if they anger me.

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2014

03

Jan

Beth Behrs Shitty Bikini Pic for Instagram of the Day

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I don’t watch 2 Broke Girls…it annoys me…because Kat Denning is too fat to be broke, real broke people die of starvation…and because their apartment is too nice to constitute being broke….but mainly because the show was conceptualized by Whitney Cummings, the least funny female comedian ever…but rather a crass girl who talks about fucking, while fucking, in order to move that career along thanks to people with power liking getting fucked by aspiring comedians…

That said, Beth Behrs is the other girl on the show and here she is in a seriously uneventful bikini vacation pic that looks like it was shot in 92 and scanned last week, you know old technology, out of focus, short wearing to hide her balls or fucking massive clit, or dumpy ass bullshit…

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2014

03

Jan

Hidden Camera Catches Therapist Beating Autistic Boy of the Day

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I don’t really like posting videos of some Autistic kid who seems to live in hell getting beaten up by his 27-year-old therapist….

I don’t there is much entertainment value to that, even though I think I am autistic and highly entertaining in my disconnected, soulless ways…

And sometimes I like to tease people like Jenny McCarthy for having tainted wombs thanks to all the cum they’ve had inside them in launching their careers that their babies come out with developmental issues…

But this shit, of a man named Stephen Jacobs, coming into the home of a poor helpless 3 year old…where he proceeds to beat him…needs to be seen by as many people as possible, so that one, this kind of job becomes more regulated, two, so that parents don’t leave their kids home alone with strangers, and three, that Stephen Jacobs gets what he fucking deserves…sodomized in prison everyday until he dies of internal bleeding…

So pass this around…

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2014

03

Jan

Jane Seymour Granny in a Bikini Fetish of the Day

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Jane Seymour, or as I like to call her, Dr Quinn Medicine Woman, because that’s the dumbest fucking name for a TV show ever and many dicks must have been sucked to make that pile of shit come together…in what must have been a very dark time for television….is a 62 year old mom of 4 who everyone is going fucking nuts over because she’s wearing a bikini and is apparently more fit than she was in 1973 on the set of James Bond…if by fit you mean she can run farther and faster because back then she just smoked and ripped lines…but in terms of body, she’s all barrel bellied and dumpy assed…so I can only assume they fit they are talking about is just health oriented or maybe fitting into a size 0 thanks to Ostheoperosis, but not in terms of tight rocking’ squat loving, body I would expect from a 62 year old actress who has nothing better to do than fitness all day every day…

If you’re into senior discounts and dating the women who get them…here’s a 62 Year old in a bikini for your sick fucking fetish…

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2014

03

Jan

Iggy Azalea Concert Pictures from Early December of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is some hipster white rapper who I guess black guys like enough to endorse because she has a fat ass and pretends she was a stripper…

I am convinced her storyline is a like, and she was just some middle class suburban australian who decided to trick the world by moving to LA with some bullshit about being a poor stripper…because based on everything I know…poor strippers never make it to America, get a record deal, and green card…but I’ll go along with it, because what is authentic about her, is her fat ass, and really, in this day and age, fat ass is kinda all humanity has going for it..

These pics are of her working some cameraman at her show…in early decemeber…

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